Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

As for Jiang Feng's legs, it was still strenuous to walk on flat ground, and going downstairs was like going to the prison.

However, Jiang Feng has a principle, that is, as long as Chu Mingzhan is near him, he must let the other party know about the slightest crime he has suffered.

Fortunately, it was broad daylight, and everyone in the team had gone out to work, otherwise, Jiang Feng would have yelled three times of pain at the next step, and the others would have been disturbed to death.

The room was on the second floor, and Jiang Feng had very little time to play, and he went downstairs after a few performances.Regarding this, Jiang Feng had no choice but to be helpless. If he had known this before, he should have chosen a high-level room when he picked the room.

Chu Ming couldn't kill him, and Jiang Feng didn't bother to act. Seeing that the little boy near the west fence hadn't finished feeding a piece of meat for a long time, he couldn't help feeling anxious for him, and dragged Leng Yangyu towards the little zombie girl.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Jiang? It's not easy. Chu Mingzhan is finally willing to let you out?"

When passing by the bathroom during the period, Ling Haiyang was beating his clothes with a mallet, and seeing Jiang Feng passing by, he was acting strangely.

In the last days, many ways of life have returned to their most primitive forms.Take laundry as an example. Laundry liquid is not easy to deal with, so hitting with a mallet has become the mainstream again.

However, this kind of work is generally not the turn of people with supernatural powers to do it. It can be seen that Chu Mingzhan has given Ling Haiyang little shoes to wear.

"Ham, I don't have to work and eat and drink in the house. I didn't want to come out at first. I've been lying down for too long. Come out to get some air."

Jiang Feng walked to the edge of the basin, as if the leader came to inspect the work, picked up the clothes with his fingertips to check the cleanliness, "You can't wash well, wash it well, I will come to check later."

Ling Haiyang: ...

"You don't feel complacent. Anyway, I can still wash clothes. What can you do now?" Ling Haiyang knocked down with the mallet in his hand, each time being more ruthless, as if the clothes were being beaten like Jiang Feng. Tired, you can't even grab this kind of job."

"What can you do? There are so many things you can do, it's not suitable for children to say it." Jiang Feng rinsed his hands in the clear water next to him, "You don't have to be afraid that someone will grab your laundry job, I will turn around and tell Chu Mingzhan From now on, you will wash all the clothes in the team, and no one can compete with you."

Ling Haiyang: ...

"Let's go," Jiang Feng waved his hand, "You don't need to thank me."

Not long after Jiang Feng left, Chu Ming appeared on the back.

He stood in front of the water basin with his chest folded, looking down at Ling Haiyang who was sitting on the vest and washing his clothes, "Jiang Feng's proposal is good, you will be responsible for all the laundry in the future, and you are a water-type supernatural being, the best way to do this kind of thing It couldn't be more appropriate."

Ling Haiyang: Damn!

However, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.Ling Haiyang originally thought that Jiang Feng was abolished, and as long as he hooked up with Leng Yangyu, then they would be two elemental supernatural beings, one water and one fire, no matter how strong Chu Ming's body slashing technique was, they would not be able to cause any trouble.

As a result, Leng Yangyu, that little bastard, turned around and defected to Jiang Feng's camp without calling him Brother Ling a few times.

Logically speaking, after Chu Mingzhan spent all of his healing abilities on Jiang Feng, he would lose his position in the team.But this is a desperate Saburo, even if the energy is deficient, the ability is still used desperately.People in the team can still get treatment, so no one has any objections.

On the contrary, Ling Haiyang was not in a hurry, and Chu Ming cut his self-consuming posture, maybe he would fall down one day, and he was worried that he would not have a chance to rise to the top.

Jiang Feng dragged his weak legs and finally moved to the west fence.He snatched the bamboo pole from the boy's hand, without giving him a chance to react, quickly took off the meat on it, and threw it up.

The meat drew a perfect parabola, just hitting the top of the little girl's head.The little girl groped around the top of her head, took the meat and put it in her mouth to eat.

This is all right?The little boy was dumbfounded.

But it was more than that, and then he also saw the whole process of the little girl's appearance soaring rapidly under Jiang Feng's hands.

No matter what the boss does, Leng Yangyu will not find it strange.However, Leng Yangyu is well-informed, and others are not.

"Brother Jiang," the little boy grabbed the starry eyes on the fence, "You are too powerful, why can't she hurt you?"

Although it was very safe across the fence before, the little boy felt that if he was not careful, he would be scratched by the little girl.But now Jiang Feng wiped the little girl's face directly outside the fence, and it seemed that there was no possibility of being hurt at all.

"Practice makes perfect." Jiang Feng didn't take it seriously, "You can do it if you practice more."

"How do you practice this?" The little boy was puzzled, "Practice raising zombies?"

Jiang Feng smiled, but didn't answer.He knew that Chu Mingzhan was nearby, so what he said earlier was not so much a reply to the little boy, but a message to Chu Mingzhan.

The little girl was combed and washed again, and even her coat was changed.Jiang Feng even sent Leng Yangyu to find a pair of sunglasses and put them on the bridge of the little girl's nose.The sunglasses are of an adult's style, but the little girl covered half of her face when she wore them.

Compared with the ignorance and ignorance when she was just pulled by Jiang Feng to be a tool zombie, after such a long time, the little girl's IQ has improved to a certain extent.

After the zombies have improved in IQ, the most obvious change is that they will become obsessed.However, having obsessions can't change the fact that they are still stupid. Now, except for the zombie king who can be regarded as a bit smart, the other zombies are basically in the category of worrying IQ.

The obsessions of each zombie are very different. It may be something that he has been concerned about during his lifetime, or it may be something that he was extremely unwilling to do before he died. Generally speaking, it is difficult to guess.

But the little girl's obsession couldn't be more obvious, and that is beauty.After being dressed up beautifully by Jiang Feng, the little girl was obviously much happier.This kind of happiness especially reaches its climax at the moment of putting on the sunglasses.

The little girl raised her arms: I am a cool gril!

Although the voice coming out was still roaring, it did not prevent the little boy from joining in the fun.

The little boy raised his arms together: "Ho Ho Ho!"

Jiang Feng looked at it directly and smiled, leaning against the fence to smoke, "Like her?"

"Alas..." It's rare that the little boy didn't turn red, and he didn't hesitate to say that he didn't like it. Instead, he sighed maturely, sat on the ground and reached out to Jiangfeng through the fence, "Give me one too."

"Get lost." Jiang Feng kicked the fence, "You can't learn well at such a young age."

The little boy withdrew his hand weakly, "Brother Jiang, can I like her?"

"Why not?"

Jiang Feng was thinking about sitting on the ground and chatting with the little boy, but his legs hurt and he didn't succeed. He sat down half awkwardly supporting the fence and stood up again.

"According to me, zombies are the most perfect companions." Jiang Feng rubbed the little girl's nails again, "Life is long, be obedient, if you have the ability to get the crystal nucleus of the zombie king, it can also improve her IQ Quite a few."

The little boy pulled the grass in front of him melancholy, "Then what should she do if she doesn't like me after she becomes smart?"

"You don't have to worry about this, you're not that smart yet." Jiang Feng explained naturally, as if he had experienced it all.

"The IQ is about the level of a five or six-year-old child, and the personality will be relatively simple." Jiang Feng put the gloves on the little girl again, "As long as you treat her well, she will treat you well, as long as you have enough meat, she will not Take the initiative to bite you."

"Brother Jiang," the little boy gave a thumbs up, "I thought so before, and you can see that he is a man with a story."

Jiang Feng smiled and pinched his cigarette, "If you really want to raise it, I'll remind you one more thing. Zombies don't sleep. If you don't play with her at night, she will make trouble."

"Chu huh—" Leng Yangyu just came from the bathroom, and just now she took the little girl's clothes and wanted Ling Haiyang to wash them, but Ling Haiyang was not happy, and the two quarreled for a long time.As soon as he turned the corner, he saw Chu Mingzhan eavesdropping on the corner.Just as I was about to say hello, my mouth was covered for a second.

In a daze, Leng Yangyu saw that the corners of Chu Mingzhan's eyes seemed to be a little red, as if he was about to cry but not yet.

However, he quickly rejected this idea. Team Chu, who is usually all-powerful on weekdays, has a beautiful partner like Brother Jiang by his side. Although this partner is a bit disabled at the moment, the boss is a boss after all, and he wants to return to the top That's not a matter of minutes.

How could such a winner in life hide in the corner and cry? It must be because the wind in the corner was too strong and he squinted his eyes.

But... is there really wind in the corner?

Forget it, why think so much, it's none of his business.

"Don't tell Jiang Feng what happened to me." Chu Mingzhan covered Chu Mingzhan's mouth with one hand, and stuck his neck with the other hand. The threat was obvious.

There was no reason why Leng Yangyu shouldn't, and he nodded frantically.

"I can't follow him out of the camp to mess around, you can watch him later." Chu Mingzhan let go of his hand and pushed Leng Yangyu forward, "If he loses an eyelash after he comes back, let's settle the old and new ones together , you can figure it out yourself."

Leng Yangyu walked towards Jiang Feng with tears streaming down his face.

"Let you run an errand, so dawdling." Jiang Feng stood outside the fence, waiting until his legs began to hurt again, "Did you bring the rag and rope?"

"Here it is, but Brother Jiang, let's go kill the Zombie King. I can understand bringing a rope. What do you need a rag for?"

Jiang Feng looked at Leng Yangyu as if he was mentally retarded, "Let me ask you, what does the zombie king rely on to summon the group of corpses?"

"Fuck you, but think about it carefully..." Leng Yangyu groped for his chin, "This method is a bit useless."

"So, it can summon the corpses only by roaring," Jiang Feng shook the bag with the rag in his hand, "Let's gag its mouth, and we'll be done?"

Leng Yangyu: ...

"This...isn't it good?" Leng Yangyu's scalp tingled when he thought of that scene, "Should we have some basic respect for the villain?"

"If you want to respect you, go and respect it, my hiss—" Jiang Feng just took a step while holding the fence, and then stopped while clutching the wound on his leg.

"Brother Jiang, are you okay, why don't you take care of him for another two days and let's go another day?"

"Can you still afford Xuming Pill? Give me one."

Leng Yangyu has [-] deposits, and the high-grade life extension pill worth [-] sand coins is still a bit expensive for him.But if the money is spent on the boss, he is not afraid that he will not be able to get back the money, so he is not stingy.

"Okay, then I'll buy a high-end one." Leng Yangyu closed his eyes and called out the mall page, "On the contrary, the side effect is to sleep a little longer and not suffer."

"Not advanced ones, but intermediate ones."

"Hey, Brother Jiang," Leng Yangyu twitched, "It will take a while for the intermediate one to have a fever. You don't have to save me money like this. It's only two thousand sand dollars, and I can still afford it."

"If I tell you to buy it, you will buy it. I am in a good mood today." Jiang Feng stood up straight and stretched, "I just want to have a fever."

Leng Yangyu: ...

Good boss, follow orders boss.

Before entering the apocalyptic world, Leng Yangyu had fantasized about killing the zombie king countless times in his mind, it must be a bloodbath.

First start a life-and-death contest with the supernatural beings in the various camps, and then crawl out among the bones to fight to the death with the zombie king.

During this process, the Zombie King must be able to easily summon a large number of zombies.Even those who had just died, the supernatural beings from other camps would stand up again and become part of the corpse group after being infected with the virus after death.

They were living human beings a few minutes ago, and they would sacrifice their lives for their loved ones to snatch the crystal nuclei, but now they have become zombies, marionettes in the hands of the zombie king.

But there is no way, as the survivor, as the last person to get the crystal nucleus, he had to take action, kill these people a second time, let them die completely.

Just...it should be like this, but once the matter was in Jiang Feng's hands, the style of painting was a little distorted.

The battle between the camps should be a life-and-death contest no matter how you think about it, but now the people who are following the camps are all attracted by a cute little girl.

"Hey, whose little doll has sneaked out. He looks so handsome."

"Come on, old Li, you can see how handsome you are when you wear sunglasses. I know you have a son, but there's no need to start looking for a wife for him so early."

The little girl was wearing a white tutu skirt. That skirt was originally stuffed in the bag when the team was robbing for supplies. It didn't look like it was suitable for the little zombie girl.

"It's okay to just let the child have bare legs." Lao Li looked around, but couldn't find anything that could be used as pants. cry."

The camps have been staring at each other for several days, bored and tired, and now a little girl suddenly appeared, guarding the zombie king nearby until the fainted supernatural being finally had a chance to breathe.

Tu Yuda was right in front of him right now, and leaned close to the little girl to make love, "Little friend, would you like to come to our camp? Our camp has delicious food, braised lion head, do you like it?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Jiang Feng squeezed past several supernatural beings at this moment, limped to the little girl's side, and hugged her in his arms, "I didn't notice it for a while, I'll add to everyone Trouble."

The little girl was very happy to be a cool girl, but when Jiang Feng pulled her sunglasses, her clothes were crooked and her clothes were messed up.

It's just that the little girl's posture of biting someone was successfully dismantled by Jiang Feng, as if the little girl was very close to him.

"Okay, okay, it's my brother's fault," Jiang Feng hugged the little girl and patted, "Just don't run so fast next time, my brother is lame and can't keep up with you."

The supernatural beings around reminded Jiang Feng to pay more attention in the future, Jiang Feng naturally accepted it humbly and kept apologizing.

Tu Yuda looked dumbfounded.

No, boss, what's the matter?

Jiang Feng listened to the little girl's ear for a while, "What, want to eat lion's head? No way, that's something from other camps, we can't have it."

All right, Tu Yuda accepts his fate.No matter what the boss is doing today, this meal of lion head is corrupted.

"It's okay..." Tu Yuda gritted his teeth and swallowed, "If the little girl likes it, just let her come over to eat. Our camp can still afford her little appetite."

"Oh, that's really..." Jiang Feng pushed the little girl, "Hurry up and thank this brother!"

How could the little girl have such advanced functions, in the end it was Jiang Feng who personally thanked her, and was pulled up by Tu Yuda.

Can't bear it, can't bear it, really can't bear it.

Just when the little girl attracted everyone's attention, Leng Yangyu made a move quietly.According to Jiang Feng's instructions, while the Zombie King wasn't paying attention, he stuffed two rags into its mouth, put the bag on its head, put its hands back, and tied it with a rope.

So the dignified zombie king, like a prisoner, took him away with a hold.

Zombie King: ...

"I know you are speechless, and so am I." Leng Yangyu felt humiliated by grabbing a zombie king, "You only have one life, but what about me?"

Zombie King: What's wrong with you?

Leng Yangyu sighed, "What I don't have is a whole show of coercion. In the future, when other people are passionately discussing how to kill you passionately, I won't be able to get into the topic."

Zombie King: ...

If catching the zombie king is boring enough, then when killing the zombie king, the degree of tastelessness can only be increased by one word.

Just... Has anyone seen the zombie king wearing a sack and being beaten to death with a sap?I, Leng Yangyu, have seen it.

Jiang Feng took a knife and cut the crystal nucleus into a perfect hexagonal prism. Some of the leftovers were given to Leng Yangyu, and some were fed to the little girl.

"Okay, go back."

"Brother Jiang, why don't you just give me this?" Leng Yangyu expressed strong dissatisfaction holding a bit of scum in his hand.

"Killing the Zombie King will give you a lot of sand coins. I just asked you for a thousand sand coins for an intermediate life extension pill." Jiang Feng patted Leng Yangyu's shoulder, "You can be content."

In fact, Jiang Feng guessed early on that killing the Zombie King would be rewarded with sand coins, otherwise Leng Yangyu's crystal core would not be of much use, and he would not be so active.

He has also seen Leng Yangyu kill a zombie before and even grab the head, probably there are rewards, but he doesn't know why his system never issued any tasks for him.

But it's useless to think about this kind of thing, the system doesn't move, and he can't do anything about it.

After a while, Jiang Feng returned to his canary cage.He didn't know how the other canaries would feel when they were back in the cage. He just felt that flying outside was exhausting. He could eat and drink in the cage, and he didn't want to go out again in his life.

"I'll tell Chu Mingzhan about my fever in a while," Jiang Feng lazily hugged a pillow in his arms, "Remember, don't be too deliberate, and tell him calmly."

evening.

Chu Mingzhan has been restless since he heard Jiang Feng's words in the afternoon.Even if according to Jiang Feng's explanation, the other party can predict what will happen one day in the future, even if the progress of this life is slower than the previous life, it is still far from possible to predict what will happen in the future.

But he has not completely doubted Jiang Feng, after all, there are so many lessons in the past.

In addition, Jiang Feng was also a talkative train runner. When Chu Mingzhan first heard those words, it was like being hit with a sap. After calming down later, it was possible that Jiang Feng was just fooling the little boy.

Knowing that Jiang Feng didn't really make himself covered in blood, Chu Mingzhan was relieved a lot, but later he started to frown again when he found out that Jiang Feng had a high fever.

Jiang Feng got the crystal nucleus, the old injury from before must have recovered, and his physical condition should have made a qualitative leap. It is very abnormal to have a fever at this time.

Could it be a problem with the crystal nucleus?The effect of the crystal nucleus has always been exaggerated, but in the final analysis, it is something in rumors, and no one has ever heard of it.

Thinking that there might be a problem with the crystal nucleus, Chu Mingzhan couldn't sit still.

At this time, he recalled Leng Yangyu's half-witness, presumably even if he gave the other party eight courages, Leng Yangyu would not dare to draw a bastard on his face, so Chu Mingzhan did not avoid anyone, and entered Jiangfeng. s room.

The room was dark with the curtains drawn.Jiang Feng fell on the bed, even the ups and downs of his chest became much weaker.

Chu Mingzhan approached, and stretched out his hand to touch the opponent's forehead.

It was scalding hot, maybe forty degrees already.

"Brother Chu," Jiang Feng was woken up by such a movement, feeling drowsy, "I feel uncomfortable..."

Chu Mingzhan let Jiang Feng rest on his lap, activated the supernatural power in his hand, and just about to speak, he heard Jiang Feng continue:

"Can you go play with other zombies in the garden first?" Jiang Feng clapped his hands like coaxing a child while speaking, "I will accompany you when I get better, be obedient."

What Jiang Fengping said calmly passed through Chu Mingzhan's heart like a needle.

It doesn't matter, Chu Mingzhan told himself that Jiang Feng could only dream about things in the future, maybe Jiang Feng's ability has become stronger now, and he can dream about things in the future.

Now Jiang Feng is burning so badly that he can't distinguish between dreams and reality. When the other party wakes up a bit, just ask him.

He was willing to trust Jiang Feng.

After thinking about the matter of becoming a zombie after death and being raised by Jiang Feng, Chu Mingzhan actually didn't care.Although he hated making himself a zombie before, and would leave a suicide bullet in the pistol every time, but now he sees it a lot.

Death is dead, there is no need to care about things after death.

Jiang Feng went out with him to find the antibody. After going crazy, he would not remember killing him, but after waking up and seeing no one else, he would definitely go back to look for it.When I found him, I found that he had turned into a zombie, and there was a high probability that he would be taken back to raise him.

With Jiang Feng's analytical ability, he might be able to see how the hole in his chest was caused.

After knowing, I'm afraid it will be very sad, right?So in the end, he raised a yard of zombies to play with him... Chu Ming made up for that scene, it was really funny.

"Jiang Feng..." Chu Mingzhan thought for a long time, but couldn't hold back, and opened his mouth, "Do you know how I died?"

"En," Jiang Feng replied in a daze, "I know, after all, I killed it." Chu Ming lowered his eyes, and Jiang Feng really guessed it.

"Brother Chu, I said I wouldn't let you die..." Jiang Feng smiled weakly, "Look, I really did it."

"Because as long as you become a zombie, you will live forever." Jiang Feng's right hand is shaped like a pistol, and the fingertips just touch the position of Chu Ming's heart, and the fingertips are raised slightly, simulating the appearance of the muzzle when shooting , pursing his lips slightly:

"Oh!"

There was silence in the room, and after a while, Jiang Feng's weak but maniacal laughter sounded.

"Brother Chu..." Jiang Feng laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe, "You will always be with me."

The author has something to say: Some friends wondered why Jiang Feng refused to recognize him before, because——

Jiang Feng (crossing Erlang's legs): "It's so boring to plead guilty, it's interesting to blow yourself up."