Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

"So you are..." Sister Li was driving the car, glancing at the rearview mirror from time to time, "What's going on?"

"Huh?" Chu Ranzhou was looking out the car window in a daze, "Oh, him? Drunk and uncomfortable."

Sister Li couldn't help being furious, "Who asked you this? Let me tell you, if you are really interested, you will have a lot of opportunities to meet in the crew in the future. Don't bring people home. Who knows if there are paparazzi behind him."

"Are you being tossed about following the paparazzi to shoot him?" Chu Ranzhou chuckled lightly, not taking it seriously, "Don't worry, Sister Li, I know it well."

Jiang Feng had lied to him a lot in his last life, and as a gift in return, he planned to lie to Jiang Feng as well.In his previous life, he had protected Jiang Feng so well that the other party's actor had a smooth journey.

He could still recall Jiang Feng's complacency on the phone, as if he had bitten his owner's pet, and when he saw the owner lying in a pool of blood, he would show off his sharp teeth in front of the owner.

It can only be said that he was raised very well and has not experienced severe beatings from society.After being driven out of the house and being a stray dog ​​for a few days, you will know how difficult it is for someone to keep them.

It's not easy for Jiang Feng to act. Apart from being a rookie actor who can't grasp the role well, another main reason is that the other party is too easily affected by emotions.Seeing Jiang Feng's tears fall so fast just now, Chu Ranzhou was stunned for a moment.

The skill of tearing tears is not difficult for him as an actor, the premise is that others are in the role and resonate with the role.Yet he is him and others are others.Not to mention crying, just crying normally, it is very difficult for many actors nowadays.

Chu Ranzhou knew Jiang Feng's acting skills, so he was sure that the other party was really crying, and he couldn't fake it.

But Chu Ranzhou thought about it, and it was really difficult to make him shed tears because of his own affairs.Even when he missed the three consecutive championships with the actor in his previous life, and was framed by the most trusted person around him, Chu Ranzhou didn't have any desire to cry.

Probably because there are not so ups and downs of emotions.

It's just being poured some wine, and it's as sad as something.If you know that you were taken home by a stranger after being drunk, and you find that you have unclear marks on your body after waking up, but the one who took you away was an actor who is still named in the circle. The kind of movie king that the newcomers of this regular online drama can't afford to mess with...

Jiang Feng, how will you react?

In fact, Chu Ranzhou is probably the most irritating person for newcomers. First, he has no family background, second, he has no background, and third, he has no financial backer.Some money is saved from acting for many years, and some fans are also the kind of Buddha who wants to die.

Even if the newcomer gets in trouble, it won't be a big deal.The rookie is shameless, he can't be shameless as an actor.Even if acting skills have nothing to do with character, but he is a public figure after all, and he has to use his fame to make a living.What is the result of a bad reputation? The experience in the last moment of the previous life is a lesson from the past.

But Jiang Feng has no family background, no background, no financial backer, and even few fans.Chu Ranzhou knew how ignorant Jiang Feng was about those things in the entertainment industry at the moment.

So there is nothing to be afraid of being bullied.

Jiang Feng was leaning on Chu Ranzhou drowsily right now.

He had to do a full set of acting, so he was given alcohol just now, and he was really given alcohol.At the beginning, Jiang Feng was also worried about his drinking capacity, for fear that he would delay things if he was really drunk.Later, he realized that he was thinking too much, don't get drunk, he poured a mixture of red and white beer, and he didn't feel anything.

Also... It's not like he didn't feel anything at all, Jiang Feng pressed his stomach quietly, probably because he drank too cold, it really made his stomach feel a little uncomfortable.

The whole world survived in the last days, and Jiang Feng didn't realize that he still had such a problem.But it's also understandable, after all, there is no chance to eat something iced in the end of the world, and with his own fire ability, the things he eats are basically either room temperature or hot.

As for why he was drowsy, it was entirely because he was too sleepy.A bunch of people were noisy before, and they didn't think anything was wrong.Now beside Chu Ranzhou, it is quiet, except that there are no zombies around, it is simply a replica of the previous world.

In the last world, he liked sleeping next to each other the most.Leaning on the bed and hugging in the car, the body gets used to it over time.

He is so used to Chu Ranzhou, but Chu Ranzhou is not used to him at all.It's like a little wild cat that has been raised for several months and finally matured. I haven't seen you for three days on a business trip. After returning home, I started to scratch you involuntarily.

If it was in the last days, he would have held the other party's hand and pressed it to his stomach, yelling that he was in pain and let the other party heal.But now, on the one hand, Chu Ranzhou doesn't have the ability to cure him, and on the other hand, the other party still hates him, and I'm afraid he can't wait for him to die of pain now, and it's too late to be happy.

When he opened his eyes and found out that he left the world, Jiang Feng didn't feel anything; when he knew that the previous world couldn't go back, Jiang Feng didn't feel anything; even when he was crying with Chu Ranzhou, Jiang Feng still didn't feel anything.

But now, the same person, the same position, and different treatment really made Jiang Feng feel a little sad.

Forget it... Jiang Feng sighed in his heart.Originally, he was still alert, afraid that Chu Ranzhou would pour cement into him and throw him into the river while he was asleep.Now he is really tired, so he can toss as much as the other party wants, and he will be done with it.

So after Jiang Feng fell asleep for three hours in such a self-destructive manner, he was strangled awake.

Yes, pinched awake.At the moment of being woken up, Jiang Feng had a thought in his heart, "Don't stop me, I'm going to tear down the world with my bare hands now", and then found that after Chu Ranzhou pinched him, he stretched out his finger there After poking for a long time, I felt "wait for the demolition of the world, I have to figure out what Chu Ranzhou wants to do".

"Senior Chu..." Jiang Feng's voice was hoarse, "What are you doing?"

Hearing the sound, Chu Ranzhou withdrew his hand. As expected of the film king, he acted like I had never done anything when he was caught, and raised his eyebrows: "Are you awake?"

"The person is awake, but the wine is not awake." Jiang Feng almost couldn't open his eyes, "What does Senior Chu want to do now, I won't remember anything after I wake up from the wine."

Although the words were broken and smashed, but because there was no hint of self-abandon in the tone, it made people feel a sense of indulgence.

Chu Ranzhou's identification of emotions has always been accurate, and he was slightly displeased with Jiang Feng's attitude that was clearly in his own hands, yet he was so indifferent, as if he believed that he was a good person so he wouldn't do anything.

"I want to give you some hickey marks on my body. When you wake up, I will fool you and say that I have done you tonight and I don't plan to take responsibility. What do you think?"

"Very good," Jiang Feng nodded slightly, "With Senior Chu's acting skills, he will definitely be able to fool me. I'm quite glass-hearted, and I want to save face. I won't talk about this kind of thing, at most I hid under the quilt at night and cried for ten days and half a month."

"You know yourself pretty well."

"It's just a little self-knowledge. But senior Chu, you said you did so much, and you couldn't see it when I was crying. It's so boring." Jiang closed his eyes, fumbled, put his hand on Chu Ranzhou's wrist, and patted it. , "You should take nude photos of me and threaten me with them. Not only will you be able to ask me to cry in front of you, but even if you want to kill me, I'll probably do it."

"Jiang Feng," Chu Ranzhou slapped the opponent's hand away, "The logic is so clear, you have the nerve to tell me you're still drunk?"

"I'm really not awake, senior," Jiang Feng smiled, and opened his eyes to look at the other party, "You see, I can't control what I'm saying now, if I'm awake, how dare I talk to senior like that."

Jiang Feng murmured, as if he was just talking to himself, "Usually when I'm awake, I'm more hypocritical..."

This seems to be true. Chu Ranzhou recalled the various situations in his previous life, and compared with the present, it is indeed more real now.

"So what's bothering Senior?"

Anyway, he had already made his plan clear, and Chu Ranzhou didn't intend to cover it up, because there was no need to cover up for Jiang Feng, and the other party couldn't do anything to him at all.

If you count on you, you are counting on you, do you still have to choose a date?

"I can't pinch the hickey," Chu Ranzhou pressed the red spot just now, "the mark will disappear after a while. I'm spending so much now, and I feel like there's nothing left when I wake up tomorrow morning."

Jiang Feng couldn't see the situation on his chest, but he didn't need to look. He raised his hand and twisted it under his collarbone. Just by looking at the meridians on the back of his hand, he could know how much effort he had exerted.

A mark that seemed to last for a long time was born.

"That's because the seniors didn't strike hard enough, why don't I do it myself?"

"Stop, stop," Chu Ranzhou didn't know Jiang Feng's style of painting when he was drunk before, "The effect you have created, no matter how you look at it, it looks like I was beaten in a sack at night."

"In this case, I can only trouble the senior to work harder." Jiang Feng said as he grabbed Chu Ranzhou's wrist and pulled it in his direction. Thus the hickey was created.

It wasn't that Jiang Feng didn't want to plant a fourth one, but that when he took action, Chu Ranzhou grabbed his neck with the other hand.

"I just want to prove to seniors that kisses are the best way to produce hickeys. And if you want to make hickeys, you have to have strong lips," Jiang Feng glanced at Chu Ranzhou's lips, Disappointed and sighed at any time, "I feel that senior is not good at this."

Chu Ranzhou raised his eyebrows.

"I can't do the hickey on my chest, so I can only work hard on my own." Jiang Feng was pinched by Chu Ranzhou, and his breathing began to be a little difficult, but he still insisted on his principles.

Endless life, endless death.

"Jiang Feng," Chu Ranzhou laughed angrily, "I really believe that you are still drunk."

"Although I haven't sobered up, but the senior's skills are not good, I am still willing to be the experimental field of the senior. One night, the ability of the senior is definitely enough." Jiang Feng raised his hand and unbuttoned only three buttons. Unbuttoned the shirt all the way to the end, lying on the bed in a large font, like a heroic sacrifice:

"Senior, I'm ready."

The author has something to say: multiple choice questions

The formation of a hickey is most similar to which of the following situations.

A. whipping B. candle burning C. cupping

The lecturer, Jiang Feng, will practice the corresponding option you choose on Assistant Chu in the experimental class.