Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

10587 as a system, even if it has the image of a hamster, theoretically it will not have any habits of a hamster.

...in theory.

When choosing the shape, there are many options, all kinds of small animals.However, in the logic of 10587, other animals look strange, but the ball-like shape of the hamster is the most in line with its aesthetics.

In particular, the hamster can be spread into a round cake, which is simply the pinnacle of aesthetics.

That's why, when Jiang Feng bought it a running wheel, it only protested symbolically, without too much obstruction.After all, the running wheel is also a perfectly symmetrical circle, which is the type that 10587 will like.

But it is enough to buy it and watch it. It is impossible to run the wheel, even if it is formatted, it is impossible to run the wheel.

But...it smells so good.

10587 originally thought that after the running wheel was delivered, it would be brutally persecuted by Jiang Feng.But it didn't, and Jiang Feng didn't know what kind of sex it was, and he didn't mean to let it run away at all, and even put it upright, as a work of art for appreciation.

10587 knew that Jiang Feng was arousing its rebellious psychology, and it was indeed aroused.It's just that it has never run the wheel in front of Jiang Feng, and is always stuck in the opponent's perspective. When Jiang Feng can't see it, it jumps on the wheel and feels the life in full bloom.

Jiang Feng's faltering voice came from the side, "It must be... if today?"

Heh, it's quite like that.

10587 didn't even change the angle of view. Anyway, Jiang Feng is in front of Chu Ranzhou at this moment, and he can't extricate himself from acting. He must not be able to pay attention to it.

"It was quite a pleasure to run, huh? 』

Jiang Feng can communicate with it without making a sound. If he has the ability to split enough, such as now, he can talk submissively in reality, and then attack it hard in the system.

10587 froze, several crazily slowed down, and the running wheels stopped immediately.

10587: "Brother, what are you talking about, you are wrong, I just stand on it and enjoy the scenery." 』

Can't beat it, can't it still run? 10587 frantically clicked to cancel the illusion, but the system that usually works well, suddenly——

stuck.

At this moment, Jiang Feng was talking to Chu Ranzhou, "I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through psychologically", but 10587 looked at Jiang Feng's approaching hand, and felt that he would be the one who couldn't make it through.

Then, under the twitch of Jiang Feng's fingertips, the running wheel started to spin rapidly.

"Hey, big brother, what a hatred!Slow down, slow down one, one, one, slow down! 』

10587 ran passionately on the running wheel, but still couldn't prevent the wheel from turning too fast, causing it to stumble on it a few times, and stopped talking continuously.

At this time, Jiang Feng has already acted, "Things that break after only playing once are only worthy of being called garbage", this part.

10587: Thank you, isn't it good to be trash? I want to be trash right now.

Just when it ran with all its strength and finally caught up with the speed of the running wheel, Jiang Feng clicked——

Let the running wheel stop.

So, not surprisingly, 10587 flew out in an extremely gorgeous way.

Everything seemed to be in slow motion, it was spinning, first saw the ceiling, and then Jiang Feng's smile.It was an innocent smile paired with a "give me a chance to be a toy" request.

lore.

The rotating 10587 is conscientiously drawing a parabola in the air.As the angle of view changed, it saw the worry on Chu Ranzhou's face, as if pity and heartache were overflowing from his soul.

How could Jiang Feng become someone else's plaything, 10587 sighed, Jiang Feng is an existence who treats the whole world as a plaything.

As an illusion, Chu Ranzhou naturally couldn't see it.But if it wants the other party to see it, it's not impossible, it just has to pay a huge price.

10587 saw that the Chu Ranzhou authorities were fascinated and was about to be eaten to death by Jiang Feng, and felt that Jiang Feng could not be allowed to be so arrogant.Even if it has to pay a price, it will save Chu Ranzhou from the fire and water!

It endured the heartache and spent [-] sand dollars to buy the revealing potion, clicked to use it, and when it held the banner of "run away" and was about to appear in front of Chu Ranzhou——

The general system prompt: "The freeze has been repaired, and the phantom has been canceled successfully. 』

[-] sand dollars, even without a flash in the pan, disappeared into the air like this.

10587: ...

Jiang Feng: "...You did it on purpose. 』

At this time, Jiang Feng was being held in Chu Ranzhou's arms, and his whole body was extremely stiff because of the laughter, and even his shoulders were trembling unconsciously.

Jiang Feng: "Do you think this will make me laugh?How naive, a professional like me would never laugh. 』

He buried his whole body in Chu Ranzhou's side neck, successfully locking all the voices in his throat.

Jiang Feng: "Unless you can't help it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." 』

Chu Ranzhou didn't know what Jiang Feng had experienced, so he took it for granted that he hurt himself.

The other party seemed to hand the handle of the knife directly to him, and he also patiently guided him. It would hurt more if I stabbed the right side. If possible, it is not recommended to do this, because I probably won’t be able to save it once I stab it.If you stab the left side, the bleeding may not be enough, and you won't be completely happy, but you can stab it many times, do you want to think about it a little bit?

Chu Ranzhou didn't know how to answer the other party in this situation. All he could do was give the other party a hug.

But Jiang Feng thought that he was going to do something when he approached, and the moment he was hugged, his whole body was stiff.Chu Ranzhou felt the other party trembling in his arms for a long time, and when he was sure that he didn't want to do anything, he gradually relaxed, raised his hand and hugged him back.

"Brother Chu, I'm sorry."

There was a nasal sound in Jiang Feng's voice, and he didn't specify what he was apologizing for, but the only thing Jiang Feng could apologize to him was probably from his previous life.

Chu Ranzhou is a soft-hearted person, if the other party clamors "You deserve it if you don't know people" like in the previous life, he will definitely not let the other party go easily.

But now, after Jiang Feng put his position so low, ignored his dignity, and apologized very sincerely, it was difficult for him to get angry.

"It's okay," Chu Ranzhou patted Jiang Feng's back, "It's okay."

Jiang Feng didn't speak any more, but just rubbed the other person's neck.

Just now, he was apologizing sincerely. The previous words did feel a bit contemptuous, but it might not be true, such as the part about being obedient.

The medicine the doctor gave him really didn't work. I heard Fei Yu said that the so-called obedient water could knock down even an elephant. If Chu Ranzhou really wanted to do something, it would be better to use the obedient water to be on the safe side.

As a result, when Jiang Feng was expressing his feelings, he almost made 10587 laugh, and he felt a little sorry for Chu Ranzhou both emotionally and rationally.

Chu Ranzhou still patted him on the back, "I sent you a message before, why didn't you reply?"

"I can't look at my phone recently." Jiang Feng was a little bored, and touched Chu Ranzhou's spine with his fingertips, counting the number of bones one by one. "Seeing it will remind me of bad things."

Jiang Feng didn't elaborate on what happened next, but both of them knew it well.In his previous life, Jiang Feng did not witness Chu Ranzhou's death, but he heard it clearly during the phone call.Therefore, it is normal to leave a psychological shadow.

Chu Ranzhou deliberately avoided matters related to his previous life, for fear of irritating Jiang Feng again.Feeling that the other party is now half sitting and half leaning on the bed, which is the sitting posture that hurts the lumbar spine the most, he hugged the other party's hand and lowered it down, trying to lift Jiang Feng up a bit.

It doesn't matter if you don't hug, on the first floor, Chu Ranzhou was stunned.

"Have you lost weight recently?"

"No," Jiang Feng sat up a little more cooperatively, "Why do you ask so suddenly?"

"Has your waist always been this thin?" Chu Ranzhou distanced himself from Jiang Feng, then touched Jiang Feng's shoulders, "The shoulders are also this wide?"

"Otherwise, Brother Chu, my figure has always been like this," Jiang Feng smiled friendly, but there seemed to be a chill in his smile, "Brother Chu touched someone and hugged someone before, and then mistook him for Me?"

Chu Ranzhou was at a loss for words for a while, he had hugged Jiang Feng's waist before, but when he did this, it was basically when he was kissed by the other party, so his mind was never on his waist.

In addition, he has no chance to hug other people's waists, except when he is drunk and can't stand still, he can hug the person next to him a little.

Before going out to drink, Chu Ranzhou always got into the car of his manager, Sister Li, and never made a mistake.But Sister Li is a woman, and she can't resist him. If he is very drunk, sometimes she will ask friends around to help her into the car.

There has always been no beauty in carrying drunks.The way he is treated is basically dragging and resisting. Jiang Feng's words may be because he has no strength to use, and sometimes he will wrap him in a windbreaker and carry him directly into the car.

Sometimes Chu Ranzhou was worried that paparazzi would catch him being so flamboyant, so Jiang Feng's response was, "Don't worry, there won't be any paparazzi."

At that time, he didn't understand where Jiang Feng's self-confidence came from, but he didn't care about it when he was drunk.

Once, he was deliberately led to make a very misleading action, hugging his waist and even snuggling his whole body into the opponent's arms.Later, these actions were photographed without exception and spread on the Internet as black material.

Another person in the photo was mosaiced, and a long time has passed. Chu Ranzhou couldn't remember who was around him at that time, but he must be a friend he knew.

In most cases, Jiang Feng was the one who came to pick him up. What's more, among his friends, Jiang Feng was the only one who was so deliberate in harming him. So Chu Ranzhou locked the black hand behind the scenes on Jiang Feng.

Although Chu Ranzhou couldn't remember who was the person who helped him into the car at that time, he was definitely not Jiang Feng's current waist-to-shoulder ratio, which he can be sure of.

"Hold around the waist, across the shoulders," Jiang Feng grabbed Chu Ranzhou's hand, swept the corresponding positions on his body one by one, and then said quietly, "Where else have you touched, have you touched the bottom?"

"I didn't touch anything," Chu Ranzhou saw that Jiang Feng was about to turn black, and quickly pulled out from his memories, "I was drunk and Sister Li came to pick me up, and when someone helped me over, I put my arm around the other's waist That's all, I always thought that person was you."

Jiang Feng looked at him seriously for a while before reluctantly accepting this answer, and took his hand again:

"Come, come, feel this waistline and shoulder width again, remember?"

"Remember." Chu Ranzhou reluctantly agreed.

"And the biceps, pectoralis, and abs," Jiang Feng said tirelessly, "Do you remember the outline?"

"..." Chu Ranzhou persuaded himself to be considerate of the patient, and at the same time the corner of his mouth twitched, "Remember."

"Don't be impatient," Jiang Feng continued to hold his hand, "From now on, you will only be with this size, and this must be remembered in your soul."

Chu Ranzhou was already grinding his molars.

"It's not over yet, this thing has two sizes, and both sizes must be remembered," Jiang Feng obviously didn't intend to stop, "I'll make it up now, and you also memorize the second size—"

Chu Ranzhou maintained the strength in his hand, "Do you still want to remember?"

For small punishments and big warnings, Chu Ranzhou didn't dare to use extra force with his hands, and even provoked the strength of his hands to loosen and tighten for a while.It is true that Jiang Feng's waist and shoulders are not longer than ordinary people, and the various muscles are difficult to replicate, but this size does not feel much bigger than him, and I don't know what the other party is showing off.

But soon, Chu Ranzhou felt that this size change was a bit wrong.

Wait, what happened, would it change so much under normal circumstances?

"Don't remember it, don't remember it," Jiang Feng said, "Brother Chu, take it easy, it hurts..."

Even though the accounts of the previous life have not been settled clearly, Chu Ranzhou still thought about who was up and who was down if something really happened.Ever since he knew about Jiang Feng's stress response, Chu Ranzhou had no intention of being the one above him.

But... Chu Ranzhou felt the size in his hand, pondered for a moment, and looked up at Jiang Feng:

"Can you buy obedient water?"

Jiang Feng was not dissatisfied with Chu Ranzhou's medicine, but reminded him aloud: "It's just that the thing has a process of taking effect. If Brother Chu needs it, you'd better tell me half an hour in advance. I'm fine too." be prepared."

"I... didn't mean that, don't get me wrong," Chu Ranzhou raised his hand to stop Jiang Feng's words, "I just suddenly felt that that thing might be used on me."

Jiang Feng:?

The author has something to say: Chu Ranzhou: As long as you lose consciousness, you will not be killed by this size