Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

Chu Congmian likes children who are farts.

Jiang Feng, half of his body in a dream, will wake up laughing when he hears this?

Although the two of them have never talked about children, at least two worlds have passed before, and they still have some contact with children.

When I was in the entertainment industry, there was an actress whose husband came to visit the set with his child in his arms. The child looked like a little girl of two or three years old.Since the actress and her husband have a good foundation, the little girl's appearance is naturally very good.

The other actors were all turned back by the cuteness of the little girl, but he, Brother Chu, who "likes children", wrote "Don't come here" all over his face, and then performed the King of Qin walking around the pillar with the little girl.

There is no doubt that Jiang Feng is that pillar.

This is actually a relatively rare phenomenon, because in terms of pure appearance, Jiang Feng is the one who is more popular with children.As long as Jiang Feng keeps his mouth shut and looks at his face alone, it is purely good-looking. It is placed there like an object, which is very easy to attract children's attention.

Brother Chu is also good-looking, but? He is good-looking with a fierce look. Compared with Jiang Feng, he is a big brother who is not easy to mess with. It stands to reason? Children usually don’t dare to get close to him? Come on of.

But? I don't know? What's the reason? Maybe it's because the little girl is so talented that she really treats Jiang Feng as an object, and instead likes to run after the fierce Brother Chu.

Of course, after all, she was just a little girl, and in the end she was successfully fooled by Jiang Feng? Attention?.

At this point, Jiang Feng's consciousness was withdrawn from the memory, and Chu Congmian dared to say, "Do you like children the most?".Jiang Feng wants to bring a child over now, and let Chu Congmian perform? I like it.

Speaking of children, let's not say that Jiang Feng does not have that ability, and judging from the current situation, he will not be able to have that ability in the future.Just standing, in case they can have children? On the premise——

Jiang Feng also absolutely does not allow creatures like children to be inserted between the two of them.

Not for anything else, just because the child can attract the attention of the other party? This is what Jiang Feng can't stand.

But... Jiang Feng caressed Chu Congmian's hand on his lower abdomen. If a child who doesn't exist, can get the other party's attention? If it's all on him, it doesn't seem impossible.

Just looking at Chu Congmian's current state, the Omega matter must have been exposed? It seems that the world can only find a way.

Chu Congmian saw Jiang Feng's semi-conscious appearance, and didn't reply for a long time, thinking that the other party had fallen asleep again.Just when he was about to withdraw his hand, Jiang Feng's hand came up to him.

He watched Jiang Feng slowly open his eyes, and looked at him lightly, unable to see the emotion on his face.

"Instructor." Jiang Feng patted the back of his hand.

"kindness."

"Before? Forgot to tell you?," Jiang Feng sighed silently, took a breath, blinked extremely sleepily, and blinked twice, "If you want to wake me up, it's better to move lightly, otherwise it will be a little bit Danger."

Jiang Feng's words sounded more like a threat than a reminder.

Chu Congmian narrowed his eyes slightly, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Feng rubbed the back of his hand and said with a smile: "Literally?"

"Just your three-legged cat kung fu," Chu Congmian stretched out her index finger with the other hand, and poked at the quilt on Jiang Feng's body, "No matter how angry you get up, do you think I will be afraid of you?"

"It's not that you're in danger," Jiang Feng reluctantly grasped Chu Congmian's other hand, "I'm in danger."

"The heart will be very uncomfortable," Jiang Feng pulled Chu Congmian's body forward? Pulling it, shrouded in the shadow of the other party, seemed to be secretly telling the other party his fatal weakness, "It's like being hit by a stick violently." Is it? For a while, it will take a long time to slow down."

A seed called guilt began to take root in Chu Congmian's heart.

"No? Did you mean to complain about the instructor?" Jiang Feng raised his hand and touched Chu Congmian's side neck. "It was me before? No? Make it clear, blame me."

The seeds of guilt are successfully flowering and bearing fruit.

"Speaking of children..." Jiang Feng put his hand on Chu Congmian's shoulder, "Does the instructor really like it?"

Chu Congmian felt the weight on his shoulders, which seemed to be the responsibility of raising a child, and it weighed heavily on him.

Wait, Chu Congmian suddenly realized that he was trapped in a pit by Jiang Feng? Isn't Jiang Feng an Alpha? Where did the child come from?

"Of course I really like it," Chu Congmian nodded, "How many children? They are so cute."

"Actually," Jiang Feng looked down to the left, "I had a physical examination in a very remote place. The results of the physical examination have not been included in the file, but what the doctor said at the time was that my physique is actually not suitable for pregnancy. .”

Speaking of Jiang Feng's confrontation with Chu Congmian again, "Otherwise, maybe? There will be... some troubles."

Are people in Chu Congmian stupid?

After all, he was also the deputy of the Feng Mie team, and he hadn't learned much about micro-expressions and personality tests.If a random stranger came and told him something suitable for pregnancy, he might not be able to see it yet.

But who is Jiang Feng? The two of them just slept under the quilt and didn't know how many times they slept.He usually brings food to Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng doesn't need to ask whether the food is Jiang Feng's favorite. He can tell at a glance just by looking at Jiang Feng's face that has any reaction.

Not to mention the fact that Jiang Feng kept smoking from him, and lied to him that there was no hidden cigarette in the house, or that he didn't smoke today. As long as he was lying, he would be able to tell.

Jiang Feng has a very clear baseline for him. As long as the other party deviates from this baseline, Chu Congmian will soon realize it and deduce that the other party is lying.

But? Jiang Feng's current reaction is a real reaction, and there is no trace of unnaturalness.

"Toss?" Chu Congmian asked dryly, intending to say a little more about Cong Jiangfeng so that he could observe Jiang Feng more deeply.

"That's right, before? I didn't care too much about my life, and my health wasn't very good, so even if I really had it, the pregnancy process wouldn't be too friendly."

Is there anything wrong with this? Is there anything wrong with it, let alone? Is Jiang Feng an Omega? With the death-seeking lifestyle of the other party, plus the time and space travel at every turn, a disagreement can bring spiritual power? Self-explosion, usually healing mental power? At that time, the medicine was injected into the body like it was free of money, and now I have to rush to fight with the Zerg - such a rich experience, how strong and strong Omega is so pretentious, he will lose his fertility?

Chu Congmian felt his hand resting on Jiang Feng's lower abdomen, which was tightened by Jiang Feng, "And the doctor said that if I do this again, I will die, it is very likely that I will never have a child "I don't plan to have children with anyone at that time, so I don't take it seriously..."

Too real?, Really too real?.

During the whole process, Chu Congmian didn't feel the slightest part of acting. Although Jiang Feng didn't have any violent mood swings, but it was just such a calm appearance, which seemed to cover up the waves of emotions.

Although Bai He said so convincingly that Jiang Feng is an Alpha, but in comparison, Chu Congmian believed his own eyes more.

Thinking back on what he did before, he woke up Jiang Fenghuang in the middle of the night and talked about having a baby when he came up, which was simply exposing the other party's scars.

The fruit of guilt was ripe, and fell heavily on Chu Congmian's heart.

"Actually," Chu Congmian snorted on Jiang Feng's back, "I don't like children that much either."

"Mainly before me?" Jiang Feng lowered his eyes, and laughed self-deprecatingly, "I don't know? I'll meet you, otherwise I wouldn't do that. Death."

"But? If I go safely, instructor," Jiang Feng raised his eyes again, and when he looked over again, he had already cleaned up? All the emotions, only a smile remained in his eyes, "I didn't have a chance to meet you , isn't it?"

"This is a kind of luck for me, but? You like children so much, but I—" Jiang Feng took a deep breath, his eyes dodged, "I'm sorry."

The fruit of guilt in Chu Congmian's heart exploded successfully.He quickly got into Jiang Feng's bed, no matter what 21 and [-], he just patted Jiang Feng with his arms around him, and couldn't even speak.

10587: "I can see it? Are you really capable?" 』

"How can it be? Call it Hu Liai," Jiang Feng said with an uncontrollable smile, "I call this a white lie." 』

10587: "Remind you, after the Fengmie team attacked the Zerg, no matter whether they won or lost, as long as they were living fighters, they would undergo a comprehensive physical examination. Are you not afraid that your true gender will be exposed at that time?" 』

Jiang Feng: "Scared, I'm going to be scared to death?" 』

10587: ...

I always feel that this product is reserved for myself? What's the matter with the second hand?

Jiang Feng ignored 10587, hugged Chu Congmian, raised his hand and turned off the light in the room.

"Okay? After we capture the Zerg this time," Jiang Feng wrapped Chu Congmian tightly with a quilt in the dark, "I'll take a good rest, maybe...we still have a chance."

A week later, the Feng Mie team's large-scale attack on the Moth clan ended, and all fighters returned to the Sto galaxy.

In the hospital, Chu Congmian held Jiang Feng's physical examination report in his hand, without any emotion, he read it word by word:

"Post-war physical examination report of Feng Mie team."

"Number 001, name Jiang Feng, gender—"

"Alpha."

There was a dead silence in the space.

"Instructor..." Lu Wenyin pulled Chu Congmian's arm, "Calm down."

"Couldn't calm down?" Chu Congmian held the report in his hand. The semi-latex-like new paper with a special texture made Chu Congmian scratch out a crack.

"Jiang Feng! You bastard!" Chu Congmian threw the report on the ground, "An Alpha pretends to be like me? Omega has been in heat for so long, and it's also marked, how interesting are you?" ?

"Before? You played with me about infertility, why don't you say anything now? Haven't you always been very good at acting? Why don't you continue to act?"

Chu Congmian put her foot on the chair beside her, and instantly bent the metal chair leg, "Act!"

Alpha became angry, and the wild pheromone was enough to make all the Omegas present tremble.As an Omega, Lu Wenyin had already squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, not daring to make a sound, and crawled tremblingly to the position of the stack of reports on the ground.

The Feng Mie team claimed to the outside world that the war to suppress the Moth Clan had won a complete victory, but——Jiang Feng had an accident?

Jiang Feng's situation is top secret and cannot be transmitted through any network medium. Even Lu Wenyin doesn't know what the situation is now, so he can only pick up the paper report on the ground.

While Lu Wenyin was crawling over there, Chu Congmian kicked a chair flying again, and Lu Wenyin was so frightened that she huddled in place for a long time without daring to move.

The Feng Mie team definitely won unquestionably, because the system judged that her mission had been successfully completed.If the Zerg rebellion succeeds, why? Her mission of "leading humanity to victory in the next major war" will be judged completed.

Once the task is completed, it stands to reason that she should be able to leave the world soon, but two days have passed? Nothing has happened. Not only that, even the system cannot be contacted.

Lu Wenyin knows Chu Congmian's identity, but since Chu Congmian is in the system now, it stands to reason that he can't have any impact on the system.Now that the system is shutting down, she seriously suspects that something happened to Jiang Feng.

Before coming here, she had already learned from her father about the general process, that is, the moth tribe seems to be a piece of loose sand, and each is king, but in fact, the interior is very stable and "can be broken one by one", which has always been deliberately created by the moth tribe. illusion.

The original plan of the Feng Mie team was to capture the Spotted Moth Clan. This group had a feud with the Sto galaxy and was at odds with other Moth Clans. At the same time, there were abundant resources on the planet.

And when the other Moths voluntarily surrendered, the Spotted Moths insisted on fighting to the end, so they became the primary target of the Front Destroyer team.

As everyone knows, the Spotted Moth Clan fights to the end just because of the special location of the planet where the Spotted Moth Clan is located, allowing other Moth Clans to lay a net.

Successfully crushed? The Spotted Moth Clan's Feng Mie team returned happily, but they didn't want to be caught halfway.As the leader of the Feng Mie team, Jiang Feng remained calm despite the extremely unfavorable situation. There was not the slightest mistake in terms of tactical arrangements or personnel deployment.As a well-trained team, the Feng Mie team also showed an "extremely high combat effectiveness" in this situation, and successfully tied with the Moth Clan.

The moth tribe itself is the weakest race among all the Zerg tribes. Even with the superiority in numbers, they can't? What about the Feng Mie team?However, if the Feng Mie team does not retreat immediately, it is very likely that the whole army will be wiped out if it continues to consume so much.

However, escape is not so easy.

What happened in the end? What, Lu Jun didn't continue to talk, but? Lu Wenyin knew? It would definitely not be a good story.

Lu Wenyin finally crawled to the side of the report, and opened the first page with trembling hands.

"Fengmie team's post-war medical examination report: number 001, name Jiang Feng, gender Alpha."

"Spiritual power? The second self-explosion, the five senses have been closed for more than 48 hours, and it has caused? Irreversible mental damage."

While Lu Wenyin was flipping through the report, Chu Congmian stood silently outside the ward, looking through the glass at Jiang Feng who was lying safely on the hospital bed, without saying a word.

Lu Wenyin continued to read:

"According to the current information about self-explosion of mental power, the possibility of Jiang Feng regaining consciousness is extremely low. Research has confirmed that long-term five-sense closure is the highest level of anti-human torture."

"In summary, the medical team recommends—"

At this moment, someone stepped on it? Reported on the ground, a very familiar voice from Chu Congmian sounded from the side:

"It is recommended to stop the treatment and drug use immediately..."

Bai He tilted his head, looked at the words on the report with his trousers pocket in his pocket, turned the sole of his shoe so that the report was facing him, and said with a smile:

"Perform euthanasia."

The author has something to say: Jiang Feng: You may not believe me if I tell you, but I'm playing with the system right now.