Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

The world of the Lord God.

When Jiang Feng opened his eyes, Chu Chenyuan was not by his side.This was originally an excellent opportunity to escape. As far as the big deaths he did in the small world, the most conservative choice is to enter the next world immediately without any pause.

But Jiang Feng didn't, not only didn't he, he bought a small bag of potato chips from the vending machine in the world, and chewed them leisurely, clicking, clicking, clicking, clicking.

Occasionally passers-by greet him, and the content is nothing more than "Hey, you haven't been hunted down this time", "It's rare to see you so safe", although none of these people, Jiang Feng, can call him by name. , But he didn't pursue it, and he all recovered, "Yeah, I won't run away this time, I want to rest for a while."

Jiang Feng knows? Chu Chen is far away? As the designer of the small world, it is impossible not to know? Where is he now.According to the statistics of the previous world, if Chu Chenyuan came here at full speed, he would have been pinned to the ground and beaten for 10 minutes.

However, after Jiang Feng finished eating a bag of potato chips, he saw Chu Chenyuan approaching unhurriedly, and when he saw him standing still, his pupils even shrank.

No need for Chu Chenyuan's verbal expression, Jiang Fengguang understood the other party's meaning from the other party's expression.

"I hold a 40-meter sword and allow you to run 39 meters in advance, but you run for me. If you don't run, how will my 40-meter sword stab you, who is so close?"

It was Jiang Feng's fault to act as a demon in the small world, but now Jiang Feng's fault is too righteous, and instead makes Chu Chen far away for a while? I don't know? What should I do?

Jiang Feng threw the bag of potato chips into the trash can, then looked at Chu Chenyuan who was beside him.Chu Chen was much shorter than him, so Jiang Feng had to make a movement of looking down if he wanted to make a precise eye contact.

Then, Jiang Feng stretched out his hand to judge the height of Chu Chenyuan's raised hands, and compared the height of his own head, and then——

Obediently found a chair and sat down, as if to say: "It's too tiring to raise your hand and beat someone, I'll sit down and let you beat me."

The action is very sweet, but extremely insulting.

Now it was Chu Chenyuan's turn to look down at Jiang Feng, but Chu Chenyuan just smiled, and then went to the vending machine to buy a bag of potato chips. The taste was completely different from the brand Jiang Feng bought, and the packaging was even worse. It's a few times bigger, and it says family sharing.

After buying it, he tore open the package, and Chu Chenyuan didn't know what kind of kindness he gave Jiang Feng first.

Jiang Feng habitually held it in his mouth, then hooked it with his tongue and put it in his mouth. Immediately, his eyes lit up, and he looked sideways at the package in Chu Chenyuan's hand: "Your one is better than the one I just had."

"That? It's because you like to eat this flavor, but you don't remember it." Chu Chenyuan replied while chewing the potato chips, hugging the potato chips tightly, not giving Jiang a seal at all. Opportunity to steal.

Jiang Feng nodded, staring at the potato chips in Chu Chenyuan's hand, waiting for the next feeding.

As a result, I waited for it, waited for it, but I just didn't come.

"Brother Chu," Jiang Feng pointed to the four words "family sharing" on the potato chips, "what do you think these words mean?"

Family sharing, no matter how you explain it, inevitably includes the meaning of sharing with family members.As long as Chu Chenyuan opened his mouth to explain, Jiang Feng would hold onto the word "family" and would not let go, and he would have to rely on a few more feedings. He didn't believe that Chu Chenyuan could find a reason not to share with him.

Chu Chenyuan didn't lower his head when he heard the words, "Don't know? Well, I can't read."

It was rare for Jiang Feng to be silent for a while, and he felt that he could restrain himself a little more in the future, otherwise Chu Chenyuan would learn from him and learn from him.

Just when Jiang Feng was thinking about how to stay still? When he was pretending to be a monster, he felt Chu Chenyuan kick his calf, "Why don't you run away this time, if the world is turned upside down, don't be afraid that I will come out to find you Settlement?"

"Stop running." Jiang Feng looked up at the sky, and moved his kicked leg calmly, "So? I can stay with you for a while, or I have to start over again when I enter the small world Sensitivity."

It was rare for Chu Chenyuan to say anything more, after all Jiang Feng was telling the truth.

The same? It's all because of Jiang Feng's gnashing of teeth. Chu Chenyuan in the world of the main god has a high degree of affection for Jiang Feng himself, so don't worry about what will happen? But entering the small world is different. The favorability is too low, and Jiang Feng will make a big death in the small world, so the beginning of the world is quite dangerous.

This kind of tiredness will also be faced by other traversers, but the degree is definitely far less than that of Jiang Feng.After all, the tasks of other traversers are "creating a new business empire from scratch" and "bringing the technological level of mankind to a new peak". Even if they return to Xinshou Village, then? ? Novice Village.

But what Jiang Feng faced was that his partner's affection for him was cleared over and over again, and he forgot the details of the previous relationship time and time again.Although making Chu Chenyuan fall in love with him every time, compared to the tasks of other traversers, it is so easy that it is a bit like going on vacation.But feelings? This kind of thing?, who can say that it is really easy.

Chu Chenyuan assigned such a task to Jiang Feng, firstly because he had been fooling around with Jiang Feng before and didn’t have time to design a new small world so that Jiang Feng could enter to complete the task, and secondly because Jiang Feng received the death notice At that time, not only did he not take the initiative to escape, but he insisted on making a big death and finally returning to the system. He was so angry that he wanted to teach Jiang Feng a lesson.

"Or, I'll design a few new ones—"

"No need, Brother Chu," Jiang Feng interrupted in a second, "Designing the world is also a pain in the ass, it's not worth it, and besides, I quite like to see you angry? It's also a very interesting task to refresh your favorability, so you don't need to change it. "

As he said that, Jiang Feng stretched his waist, "Now it's just that the task has been done for a long time, and I just want to rest for a while."

Good guy, Chu Chenyuan can't be allowed to design a new world. If the new world is put into use, his mermaid dribbling career will fail.

He asked Bai He before, whether there are any strange settings in the following world, and Bai He said that in one world, he was a mermaid with a long tail, and his hair was still silvery white, and he had long hair.

Bai He also deliberately complained about this: "The other mermaids have short black hair? They are wild and capable. You just have long silver-white hair? Wear a hairpin and you can act out fairy tales."

"The hair? The color at the beginning of the article... Is it all following me? Did I buy system props? Did I change the appearance attributes?"

"You won't waste money on this," Bai He shrugged. "They all encouraged Chu Chenyuan to change it for you. He guessed that the hair? The color and length are not big things, so I changed it for you."

Jiang Feng smelled an unusual smell, "Why do you hear what you mean, I seem to be different with my hair? What's the big deal?"

"It's not a big deal. The original task of the mermaid world is not particularly difficult. It is to find a way to make human beings treat this new species equally? To ensure that mermaids will not be reduced to reproductive machines and pets that are trafficked. "

Bai He checked the information of the world, "However, it is not particularly difficult to deal with human beings and obtain an equal status. From the perspective of the process of other traversers completing the world, the most difficult point is how to make other mermaids obedient. Active? Hurt humans."

"You know? In terms of setting, mermaids can eat people, and their IQs are not high, so they are difficult to discipline. In this regard, they can indeed be convinced by force, but mermaids can fight a lot as beasts, with sharp teeth and sharp teeth. Yeah, want to win unscathed? It's not easy to win without injury."

Jiang Feng listened for a while, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful, "It's such a cruel setting, I thought—"

Bai He tilted his head, "Why?"

"Cough, it's nothing, you continue."

I thought that each mermaid's life is thinner than paper, as long as they are raised by rich people and used as mascots, they can be set.

Bai He glanced at Jiang Feng suspiciously, and continued to say: "In short, this is a world where the biggest difficulty is to achieve unity within the mermaid. As a result, your old man, with the help of that distinctive silver hair, fooled you Other mermaids, you are the fish chosen by God and the new master of the ocean. Not only do you not need to use force to convince the crowd, you even set out? Before going to the human world, when you are still in the group, other mermaids have to salute you when they see you."

Jiang Feng: "Pfft."

"Tell me," Bai He winked at Jiang Feng, "Ask? The setting of the world, what are you trying to do?"

"It's not a big deal?" Jiang Feng patted Bai He's shoulder, "I just want to ask? Ask? If you are a mermaid, can you add a childbirth setting to it?"

Bai He didn't even think about it, and said seriously: "Impossible."

"It doesn't have to be a real pregnancy, a fake pregnancy is also fine, as long as the meaning comes to mind."

Bai He still shook his head and refused.

In the end, Jiang Feng coerced and lured him, saying that he has amnesia now, and he doesn’t know? What abilities do he have, and he doesn’t know? What’s going on with the system, the same? I don’t know? What happened in the past? If you make a request, you won't say anything if you get rejected.But there will always be a day when the memory can be retrieved. I hope that when that day comes, Bai He will not regret rejecting him today.

After hearing the words, Bai He really rejected Jiang Feng very simply. He just expressed that he wanted to really get pregnant. Even if the designer Chu Chenyuan went to the stage to modify the settings in person, he couldn't do it in a short period of time, so he could only save the country with curves. Added false pregnancy settings.

The system does have props for false pregnancy, but those are only designed for humans, not mermaids.It is still possible for Baihe to modify the applicable objects of the props in a short period of time.

What is more troublesome is that it is necessary to adjust the rationality value of male mermaid pregnancy in the world. The current male mermaid pregnancy is a miracle in nature. Even if a fake pregnancy tool is used, it will overturn. The probability is small, but not necessarily impossible."

While adding system props, some details in the world have to be modified, which means that Baihe needs time.

This is the reason why Jiang Feng didn't run away after he came out of the small world. He had to hold back Chu Chenyuan, the designer of this world, otherwise the other party would directly throw him into the next mermaid world for a while, but what about Bai He? The setting has not been modified yet, so? Where can he go to reason.

Jiang Feng looked at the sky for a while, then re-locked the realization on the snack in the opponent's hand: "Brother Chu, I'm hungry."

"Hungry?" Chu Chenyuan sealed the remaining half of the bag of potato chips, "Then? Let's go eat."

So, a few minutes later, Jiang Feng looked at the chicken noodle soup in front of him in a restaurant.

"Brother Chu," Jiang Feng tasted another noodle, "Are you sure this is my favorite noodle?"

The clear soup lacks water, and the birds are fading out of the mouth.

When Jiang Feng looked at the menu, it was like ordering the invincible spicy rice noodles on it. Looking at the picture, he felt that it was in line with his appetite.However, Chu Chenyuan kept saying to the side, you have lost your memory, so you don’t know? In fact, you like this chicken noodle soup, believe me, you are right.

The other party talked about this, how could Jiang Feng not believe it? He naturally followed Chu Chenyuan's suggestion.After clicking, he found that he was definitely deceived by Chu Chenyuan, without a doubt.

Jiang Feng listlessly reached for the chili oil, but was stopped by Chu Chenyuan.

"It's not that you're not allowed to eat spicy food, but let's give it up recently." Chu Chenyuan grabbed Jiang Feng's wrist, "Is the injury on your body serious again?"

The human body cannot stay in the world of the main god for too long, otherwise it will become tattered.This is the second time for Jiang Feng to enter the world. When he entered the world for the first time, he had been staying with Chu Chen in the space of the main god. Don't even think about what you will face.

Jiang Feng didn't expect Chu Chenyuan's focus to go elsewhere, so he smiled indifferently, "No, don't think too much."

"Still saying no," Chu Chenyuan untied Jiang Feng's sleeve, revealing the wound on his arm, "Then? Let me ask? You, what is this?"

Jiang Feng really wanted to answer, "This is just a small wound that doesn't affect my normal diet", but seeing Chu Chenyuan's expression, he finally closed his mouth.

"I was still wondering why you didn't run when you were out of the small world," Chu Chenyuan plausibly said, "If you could run, how could you not run? It's because you can't run?"

Jiang Feng: ...

No, I'm just stalling for time?

"After seeing me, I stood up and said a few words, then found a place to sit down." Chu Chenyuan continued to add, "You didn't have this habit before, it wasn't because of the wound on your leg, but what else could it be. "

Jiang Feng's mood? Subtle, he really just saw a place to sit, and then sat down.

"Later I dragged you to eat, and you walked so slowly that you were dying." Chu Chenyuan crossed his fingers, put them under the tip of his nose, and looked at Jiang Feng carefully: "Apart from you can't walk? Is there a reason?"

Naturally, there are other reasons, that? Procrastination for time?.

Jiang Feng had given up struggling now, and resigned himself to eating noodles.

After the meal, the two walked on the way to Chu Chenyuan's dormitory, as if to take care of Jiang Feng, Chu Chenyuan walked very slowly.

Even Chu Chenyuan once proposed the idea of ​​walking behind Jiang Feng's back, but Jiang Feng sternly rejected it.

"Actually, it's not like I can't run." Jiang Feng looked at Chu Chenyuan and opened the door, "You know? I've done too much in the small world, and I'm afraid you'll be even angrier if I run away. It's better to wait and be punished."

After finishing speaking, as if he was afraid that the hatred would not be strong enough, he added another sentence: "After all, if I run seriously, Brother Chu, you won't be able to catch up."

It was a rare thing that Chu Chenyuan was still calm, pushed Jiang Feng in, pressed Jiang Feng on the sofa, opened a drawer in the living room, and took out a bottle of ointment.

Jiang Feng was lying crookedly on the sofa to be lazy. I don't know why. After seeing the bottle of medicine, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

This feeling is like, his brain no longer remembers this medicine, but his body? body? still remembers, and his body? test.

"Brother Chu," Jiang Feng looked at the bottle of medicine and retreated steadily, but Chu Chenyuan clamped his ankle with his legs, "I don't think there is anything wrong with my injury, and we will enter the next life—— "

The ointment was applied on the wound involuntarily, Jiang Feng only felt his head buzzing, and he didn't even have the thought to speak.

In fact, Chu Chenyuan couldn't stand Jiang Feng like this? He came out of the world before, did he know? Jiang Feng would definitely take the initiative quickly in order to avoid him? When he entered the next world, he just turned a blind eye. Eyes, don't think about applying medicine to Jiang Feng?

It stands to reason that Jiang Feng applies the medicine once in every gap between the worlds, and the effect is the best. This can ensure that the other party can stay in the system for a longer time, but he can't stand Jiang Feng applying the medicine. I didn't want Jiang Feng to stay in the system for a longer period of time, so I omitted the link of applying medicine.

Now that Jiang Fenglai is in the main god space? He refuses to leave, and he can't force the other party to face the next small world. That "Brother Chu" whose favorability is about to be zero can only use this trick to help Jiang. While Feng healed his wounds, he urged the other party to quickly enter the next world.Chu Chenyuan knew that Jiang Feng didn't like to apply this medicine very much, and the other party would definitely not want to stay in the main god's space if he wiped it twice.

As a result, Jiang Feng begged for mercy with great enthusiasm, "Brother Chu, why don't you beat me up, that? At least it's a physical attack, and now I can't stand this magic attack", or "Brother Chu , can we take a break at halftime, let me drink some water, you see my voice is almost hoarse."

In the beginning, Jiang Feng could do as much as he wanted, but later, as Chu Chenyuan applied the medicine to a wider and wider area, Jiang Feng didn't dare to act rashly, otherwise the medicine just applied would be wiped off up.

Not long after, Jiang Feng simply closed his eyes and lay down on the sofa without moving. No matter how Chu Chenyuan tossed about, he didn't respond at all.

Chu Chenyuan finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Actually, you can directly enter the next world."

"I know?" Jiang Feng still closed his eyes, his voice was very soft, "I can see that you want me to quickly enter the next world."

Speaking of which, Jiang Feng opened his eyes and looked at Chu Chenyuan: "This medicine can probably extend the time I stay in the system? Even if it can't, you won't harm me, will you?"

Chu Chenyuan pursed his lips and did not answer.

"Have you finished painting?"

"It's still a little sideways."

"Well," Jiang Feng turned his head slightly, "Smear it. Actually, it doesn't hurt as much as I howled. At first I thought you wanted to punish me for my death in the last world in this way, so I cooperated with you. "

"Looking later, it didn't seem like that was the case. The more you howled, the more unhappy you seemed to be, so you shut up."

Chu Chenyuan bandaged Jiang Feng's last wound, "It's finished."

"Okay," Jiang Feng held Chu Chenyuan's hand, smiled, and slowly closed his eyes, "Let me rest for a while."

Chu Chenyuan was also lying next to Jiang Feng at the moment, carefully avoiding all the other's wounds, and hugged Jiang Feng's arm.

Just when the two of them could be gentle for a while, Bai He rushed to send Jiang Feng a message:

"Hurry up, hurry up, enter the next world quickly, don't hesitate!"

Jiang Feng didn't click the button to enter the next world, but replied: "You are really good, I was tortured half to death just now, and now I finally came back to life. You can talk to me for a while, and you can finish the job on the other side." Yes, you did it on purpose."

Bai He replied almost instantly: "Although I don't know? What are you talking about, but quickly enter the next world, the small world is modified, and the designer of this world will be notified soon!"

Seeing this news, Jiang Feng turned his head and glanced at Chu Chenyuan beside him, and pressed the button to enter the next world helplessly.

Just before his eyes were occupied by a blank space, Jiang Feng sighed in his heart:

"Cub, your father has paid too much to conceive you."

The author has something to say: Before, silly mermaids: "His hair is beautiful, unlike other fish, he is a gift from the sea god!"

Now, silly mermaids: "My God, he has beautiful hair and can give birth to babies! He is the god of the sea!"