Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

In fact, before Jiang Feng was locked and thrown into the sea, some protective measures were arranged.

After all, it was tied with an iron chain and thrown into the sea. What I knew was to release the mermaid back into the sea to recover. I didn’t know, I thought it was some new method of fishing for sharks.

In the past, there was similar news about an organized release of marine animals to return to nature. As a result, the released animals were bitten in two by large carnivores in the sea while they were still hanging in the air.

In order to prevent a similar situation from happening to Jiang Feng, Chu Qinyu arranged in advance that the ship in charge of supplementation placed a message to attract carnivorous fish a few hundred meters away from Jiang Feng. Su Su attracted all the dangerous creatures in the sea, and at the same time cast a net around Jiang Feng, just to ensure Jiang Feng's safety.

The dead fish that was hung up by the iron chain looked quite fresh, and it should have died not long ago.In the sea, it’s not easy to find fresh dead fish, and they are so big, otherwise marine life? Why do you need to fight desperately, wandering in the sea every day? After a while, there are ready-made breakfast, lunch and dinner on the side of the road up?.

Chu Qinyu looked hundreds of meters away, and looked at the tonic ship that specially dropped the "biological" pheromone.The role of pheromones is to confuse predators and make them feel that there is a suitable prey. Right now, I am injured, bleeding, and dying not far away. Now is a good time to pick up a bargain. .

Without even asking about the situation on the tonic ship, Chu Qinyu could imagine how fierce a fight would be when a large number of predators attracted by the pheromone gathered together. In the absolute sense, sea creatures? Fairy fights.

Although the mermaid's fighting power is strong, but in front of the crushing of real strength and size, it also needs to adopt the strategy of "running away" and escape with the flexibility of the mermaid. Absolutely not. Facing those? Vicious animals in the sea? Face to face.

However... Chu Qinyu looked at the dead fish that had been placed on the deck, and the hideous bite on the fish was not something that a mermaid could make.This also means that during the 10 minutes when Jiang Feng was put into the sea, he not only opened the lock silently, but also lifted the net around him, and ran to a group of people hundreds of meters away. The sea animals that are being frantically killed? In the pile, I don’t know which unlucky bastard has already reached his mouth, dragged it all the way back, fastened it again with an iron chain, and scratched the word “?” on it. .

As far as the depth of the scratches on the fish were concerned, they couldn't be scratched for a while.Chu Qinyu guessed that there was really no room for Yu, otherwise Jiang Feng would still have time to draw an expression for him at the end of the sentence.

Look at this? Efficiency, saying that Jiang Feng is a runaway wild horse is probably not enough, but it must be a mad dog with a broken chain. He has never been idle in the sea for 10 minutes.

Chu Qinyu looked at the tablet in his hand. Before, he thought that Jiang Feng's coordinates had disappeared out of thin air, but now he looked closely and found that it did not.Jiang Feng's coordinates can still be found, but the distance he flew out was too far, so it suddenly exceeded the range displayed on the screen.After he dragged it a few times, he found that Jiang Feng was still fleeing to the north at a high speed.

The captain is now commanding the crew and chasing desperately, but Chu Qinyu is not paying much attention to the capture of Jiang Feng now, because he knows that there is a high probability that the tracker will Is it not on Jiang Feng's body anymore?Wait for them to catch up with the tracker, and they might catch some unnamed sea fish.

How can I say that Jiang Feng was chased and killed with all his strength in front of him? For an hour, it is impossible to have so much energy right now, fleeing in the sea like a sky-swapping monkey.

In fact, Chu Qinyu's guess was correct. The locator was indeed not on Jiang Feng's body, but was pushed into the back of a fish by Jiang Feng. When the iron chain started to rise, find a good time , secretly let it go out.

At this time, Jiang Feng was swimming slowly towards the coastline.

10587: "Speaking of which, you won't be caught tomorrow. Why do you go on a boat?"

Jiang Feng's swimming speed became slower and slower, and he found a rock to lean on, and stopped.

"We have to let him taste some of the sweetness of victory, otherwise he can't catch anyone all the time, it's so boring."

10587: ...

I was speechless.

Jiang Feng pressed his hand on the lower abdomen: "I originally wanted to go back to the base with him. After all, the most urgent thing now is to get pregnant. Otherwise, I was really afraid of walking on the street that day. In the end, the sniper hired by him directly shot him down."

"However... now I don't need to go back to the base, and I can confirm the pregnancy, so I naturally... don't go back to the Naoshizi? Base. That's his place, maybe you can't get out after entering it?"

10587 noticed the pause between Jiang Feng's words, glanced at the numerical value of the opponent's body, and asked in confusion: "You? What's wrong?"

"I don't know..." Jiang Feng chuckled lightly, curled up slightly, "Maybe it hurts, I'm not sure."

If Jiang Feng wasn't by Chu Qinyu's side, he would be numb in all aspects.Smaller? Say, just eat very spicy food? But I don’t feel spicy. Bigger? Say, it’s just an injury? But the pain is not that severe.

It is impossible to not feel pain at all. His body can feel pain, but when this kind of pain information is transmitted to the brain, it is distorted to a certain extent, so that Jiang Feng can't tell what it feels like. .

But as far as abdominal pain is concerned, there may be pain like needle pricks, burning pain, or pain like being stirred with a stick.This kind of pain may be happening on Jiang Feng's body, but he has no way to accurately perceive what kind of pain it is, and he is not even sure if it is pain, but he only knows that he is uncomfortable now.

This sense of separation between the body and the brain was not so obvious in the previous worlds.It may be because the mermaid world was tampered with by the system, not by Chu Chenyuan, which led to a serious sense of dislocation in his perception.

"Don't worry? What's the matter with me?" Jiang Feng pressed his abdomen one by one, "Bai He only told me that the fake pregnancy props in the system were used, but how could I get them in the system's mall?" , have you never found such a prop at all?"

10587, who knows all the items in the system store like the palm of his hand, suddenly shut down right now.

Jiang Feng wasn't in a hurry, and slowly straightened the scales on his tail: "If you?

"Then what, in fact, the so-called fake pregnancy props do exist, but they just aren't on the shelves." 10587 stammered and explained.

"Well," Jiang Feng kept moving his hands, "the reason."

"The reason is that the prop is an emotional product of a designer? It didn't pass the system's judgment of 'the prop is neutral in nature and does not contain private goods', so it is not regarded as a qualified product, so naturally... it is not put on the shelves."

Jiang Feng nodded? Nodded, "Continue."

10587 originally planned to shut up, but seeing Jiang Feng's posture, he had no choice but to continue:

"The rumors are that the designer's partner is always running around, often can't find anyone and doesn't talk about it, and even if he is not careful, his whole body is covered in injuries. No matter how much he complains, he won't listen to persuasion."

Jiang Feng listened, his expression suddenly became subtle? He got up.

"So the designer had an idea, thinking that the other party doesn't care about his body? But if he has a child, he will always be more restrained. But for some reason, the designer is unwilling to let the other party really have children. , so I can only save the country with curves, come up with a fake pregnancy prop, and want to use? props to fool my partner, so that the other party will not be dead all day long."

Jiang Feng slapped the sand and stones on the seabed with his tail, but did not speak.

10587 continued: "But you should also be able to imagine that the props designed with such an attitude are basically customized products. There is no way to become props sold in the mall, so this thing If it fails the product test, it will naturally not be put on the shelves."

"The designer in the rumors," Jiang Feng said slowly after a while, "Is the surname Chu?"

"The details of this kind of rumor," 10587 laughed awkwardly. "I'm just a small customer service, how could I know."

"So, the specific effect of the item—"

"Of course," 10587 has already learned? Answered quickly, "I don't know yet?"

The props in the rumors failed the most basic product tests, which meant that they were not officially launched in the system store, so naturally they would not? Are there any product introductions? Something like that exists.So what kind of pregnancy reaction is it? Don't say that 10587 doesn't know it? This system, Baihe, doesn't necessarily know it.

It's just that the other party always likes to use? Set the style of Shuanren, even the works designed in the past may not be exempt.

I'm afraid he can't run if he doesn't want to? It's too far.

Jiang Feng wandered and stopped, and gradually arrived at the seaside.It was winter right now, and there were not many people on the beach, only a few people were digging something on the beach.He scanned the people in sight one by one, and finally selected a girl as his target.

That girl is a female anchor, and she is concentrating on the live broadcast at the moment, with a mobile phone in one hand and a shovel in the other, with a red plastic bucket beside her.When Jiang Feng approached, the other party was chanting something like "Double-click 666, my favorite old iron"?

After she pulled out a sea anemone, she saw an unknown creature in the shape of a white-haired fishtail standing next to her, staring at her without saying a word. One leaned back and the other sat on the ground.

No way? Rao is Jiang Feng, with long silver hair draped wetly on his shoulders. He couldn't see his face clearly at a glance, so he would think a water ghost suddenly appeared beside him.

But the female anchor was scared and didn't shout.It could be seen that she wanted to howl, but after seeing Jiang Feng's face, she swallowed the howl abruptly.

A man and a mermaid stared at each other in silence, only the barrage on the phone kept scrolling.

At the beginning, a group of people were frantically brushing words like "Mist grass, what kind of thing is this? Nima popping up, it scared me to death?".

Later, the female anchor numbly held up her mobile phone, and the camera pointed at Jiang Feng's tail, and the barrage changed to "Wait, this? Could it be the legendary mermaid, but doesn't it mean that mermaids can't be near the sea?" Among them It was also mixed with some questions like "It's all arranged by the anchor, right? This tail doesn't look real".

After the female anchor tremblingly pointed the camera at Jiang Feng's face, the barrage was briefly quiet for a few seconds, and then the barrage began to swipe the screen crazily, because the swipe was too fast, and I didn't even know where to go. up? what.

Did the hostess take a few deep breaths, and tentatively said, "You...you? Okay?"

The mermaid continued to look at her, then turned her gaze to the plastic red bucket next to her, and then continued to look at her.

The hostess also looked at the bucket next to her. Inside were the messy things she dug up during the live broadcast. There were shells and shells, and they were covered with "sand".

She thought that the mermaid might be hungry, but no matter how she thought about it, she felt that it was a bit of a bully to just feed the merman all the sand? Tail: "Tail."

When you're done? Pat yourself on the thigh: "Leg."

Then she talked and gestured: "The tail turns into a leg, and I will take you to eat delicious food!"

For her dancing, the merman just looked up at her, then down at her legs, then up at her again.

Doesn't look very smart? Looks? Obviously can't understand people's words.

At this moment, the barrage has finished sighing. First, Bo Jiangfeng's appearance, seeing how difficult it is for this species of mermaid to communicate, many people couldn't help but sigh.

"This? It's a perfect interpretation? What is the phrase 'Is your face good-looking? Trade your IQ'."

"I heard that the mermaid was classified as a subspecies of human a few days ago, and I don't know how it was classified. Such a simple communication, our family Bianmu can understand it, and the Bianmu can understand it when I look back. can be classified as subspecies human."

At this time, the mermaid has been grabbing the trouser legs of the other humans. The hostess obviously doesn't understand why the mermaid does this, and is still gesticulating with the mermaid, changing its tail and changing its legs.

Just when half of the audience lamented how beautiful the mermaid is, and half of the audience lamented how stupid the mermaid is, the mermaid in the camera suddenly made a sound.

Not meaningless syllables, or some frightened cry, but—

"Don't gesticulate with your tail and change your legs? I can change your legs now and make you disappear in the live broadcast room." The mermaid's voice sounded refreshing. If you ignore the yin and yang in the tone, "You? Give it to me A pair of pants? I’ve been here for a long time. It’s really hard to communicate with you humans.”

Silence, unparalleled silence, and then in this silence, barrage, once again——

exploded?

After half an hour?

The female anchor followed behind Jiang Feng with a numb face, looking at Jiang Feng with a mobile phone in one hand and a shovel in the other, with a plastic red bucket on her arm, wearing the pure black she bought in a hurry. Big pants, in the cold wind? Live broadcast calmly.

At this moment, the son and daughter anchors got another mobile phone and entered their own live broadcast room with a subtle mood.In the barrage, there are still many people questioning the identity of the other party's mermaid, but the mermaid doesn't seem to care about such doubts at all.

"Why did you come to a place where humans live..."

Jiang Feng stepped on the beach with bare feet, then inserted a shovel into the surface of the sand, which seemed to have nothing unusual, and then pulled out a crab: "Because I'm looking for someone."

"I saved the other party's life, but it's okay if the other party doesn't remember this matter, and he really dislikes me," Jiang Feng put the crab in the sea water to rinse off the sand, and threw it into the bucket, " So go ashore to find that person to settle accounts."

"She always breaks the sea anemone, that's because she doesn't know how to pull it." Jiang Feng's hand was completely submerged in the sand at this moment, and he picked up a long sea anemone in a short while. Aoi came out, "You? Look at this? Didn't the whole thing come out? What a big deal."

The female anchor silently grinds her teeth aside.

"Why is he so beautiful, yet still be disgusted?" Jiang Feng looked at the question on the bullet screen and couldn't help laughing for a while, "Actually, he doesn't really dislike him, you guys? If it is true If you grow up like me, you will be able to feel what is called, 'seemingly disliked but actually tweaked'."

This moment? The camera is not aimed at Jiang Feng's face, but at the hermit crab on the beach.So in the picture, beside the hermit crab, countless "grass" floated by.

The live broadcast was still going on, and Jiang Feng's channel once soared to No. [-] in the current band.

At the same time, in the seaside base research institute.

Chu Qinyu pressed his temples wearily, his face was darker than the sky outside.In order to catch Jiang Feng, he spent most of the day? He didn't even eat any food, and everyone caught him and tied him up? In the end, he let Jiang Feng run away?

After Jiang Feng ran away, he tried to chase after the coordinates displayed on the tablet for a while. Although he felt that it was not Jiang Feng's location at all, he still chased after him with a glimmer of hope. Son.

Of course, the result was that they couldn’t catch up at all. After all, people’s experience is limited. The captain and the crew have been chasing with all their strength for so long. The follow-up is powerless and they can only give up.

Annoyed, extremely angry.

At this moment, Chu Qinyu couldn't help but recall the situation when he just met Jiang Feng. At that time, Jiang Feng was as clean as a fairy descending from the earth, unlike now, he was so bad that he smoked.

He sighed. At the beginning...Jiang Feng was ready to stay, abandon his identity as a mermaid, and live as a human.Chu Qinyu knew that the other party was fully capable of integrating into human society, but he still forcibly sent Jiang Feng back to the sea, but left a tracking device on the other party, so that he could know the distance of the other party at once. How far you are.

Chat for comfort.

It's just that he didn't expect that the other party's firm request to stay was not because of him at all, but because of the round crystal in the safe room.He forcibly released the other party back into the sea, but he was just moved by himself and returned the other party's freedom, but he didn't know that it ruined Jiang Feng's plan to snatch the crystal.

Forget it, Chu Qinyu closed his eyes, and now he still thinks about these? What are they doing? People who have died once? There is nothing else to remember.

"Dong dong dong."

"Enter."

Chu Qinyu heard someone enter the room, but for a long time, the other party did not speak.Opening his eyes, he saw the person in charge of searching for Jiang Feng in all aspects, standing in front of him with a look of hesitation and restraint.

"Just say what you want, ink blots."

"Well, doctor," the person in charge raised his head frequently, and then lowered his head frequently to stagger his gaze, "Jiang Feng, we? have found it?"

Hearing this, Chu Qinyu paused for a while, then looked away, "Oh, so he's dead now? Is he?"

Chu Qinyu issued a death order to others at that time. If he said "only the corpse" in the laboratory, no one would believe it, but the problem is that it was his father who obeyed the order.

The people under his father were doing things, but they would really kill people.

As soon as the cruel words came out, he regretted it. Although he hated Jiang Feng, he didn't intend to let the other party die directly. At least he would not die until he was interrogated.After all, one blow is fatal, but it is too cheap for Jiang Feng.

But the ruthless words have already been released? He can't go back on the spot, because it's in the way of face? Why do you have to wait for two days before saying something like "I caught it? Don't kill me first, I don't want him to die like this?" "Light and light" and so on, as long as the matter of the dead body is in front of it, the story will be over again.

Anyway, Jiang Feng was in the sea, and he couldn't catch him for a while, so Chu Qinyu wasn't worried at all about seeing Jiang Feng's body when they met next time.

On this side of the table, Chu Qinyu was waiting with his heart beating like a drum, but the staff on the other side of the table kept hemming and hawing, forgetting how to speak.

"Why, can't speak? Have you said it? Do you need me to teach you?"

"Don't dare, dare not," the staff hurriedly bowed and apologized, and then handed a mobile phone to Chu Qinyu, "Jiang Feng is not dead, not only is he not dead, but also... started a live broadcast."

The atmosphere in the room became awkward.

Chu Qinyu took the phone and saw that Jiang Feng was at the beach right now, blowing the wind while eating a small seafood barbecue.The long silver hair has already dried, and it is swaying in the wind at the moment, which is extraordinarily dazzling in the dark night.

This? It would have been a beautiful picture, if he hadn't unmuted his phone.

"Thank you for the rocket launcher of user 10587NB! Thank you for your support, I will show you a show of eating crabs without spitting out their shells!"

For a moment, the air pressure in the room seemed to drop a lot.

Chu Qinyu took a deep breath, and when he exhaled, he was trembling, "I remember I said that I only want his body."

"Chu, Dr. Chu," the staff next to him said tremblingly, "we are ready here, but isn't he broadcasting live, so many viewers are watching, we? Just... for fear of causing panic among the masses."

As he said that, the staff saw that Chu Qinyu's face was getting more and more wrong, so he quickly changed his words, "But it doesn't matter, as long as you give an order, we will interfere with the network line of the live broadcast software, and solve it while the live broadcast is interrupted." Drop Jiang Feng!"

The people under Chu's father were all monkey spirits, how could they not see that this young master of the Chu family cared about that mermaid.If you really don't care, how could you leave a good laboratory in the cold wind and go to the boat to arrest people yourself, but you still have a cold? On the way back, you can sneeze ten times in 5 minutes.

Otherwise, with their execution ability, Jiang Feng crawled out of the sea and they might not be able to find it. However, entering the country during the live broadcast was a blatant provocation. As soon as the front foot entered the camera, the back foot had already locked the position. It can be solved in a while? How can I have a chance to eat a small barbecue.

In the live broadcast screen, Jiang Feng is wearing a bluetooth headset on one ear, but the screen is too dark, so you can't see it unless you look carefully.The people under Chu's father sent it there so that Jiang Feng could hear the conversation on Chu Qinyu's side.

Let these mermaids know for a while that they, Master Xiao Chu, are chasing and killing you, but they all have a cold!If you still have a conscience, restrain yourself from committing suicide!

In the picture, Jiang Feng was eating crabs like a normal person. Seeing that Chu Qinyu hadn't responded, the staff members were anxious, holding communication equipment in their hands, yelling and pretending to kill Jiang Feng.

"Wait." As a result, he was interrupted by Chu Qinyu before he finished the word "killed".

The staff roared inwardly: I will say what I say, and I will say what I say!

"This? It's too cheap to die for him—Ah Choo!"

At this time, Jiang Feng, who was in the live broadcast, didn't know the reason, as if he heard something very funny, he suddenly failed, and he was successfully choked by him, covering his mouth and coughing, probably choking It was so severe that my whole body trembled.

"The temperature has dropped recently." Jiang Feng in the live broadcast cleared his throat? His words were full of tenderness, "Everyone remember to keep warm. It's better to go to the beach less, especially don't go to the boat to enjoy the sea breeze. It's easy to catch a cold."

A staff member listening to the live broadcast: I have an ominous premonition.

"I saw a friend in the barrage who wanted to go out to sea to catch a mermaid." While speaking, Jiang Feng picked up a crab leg. "Everyone can try it. It's always good to have a dream."

"That's right, I just said that I was caught by someone in the sea before." It seems that I saw some interesting barrage, and the person on the screen looked away and laughed, "That's what I let Looking at him, I really thought mermaids were so easy to catch."

The corner of the staff's mouth twitched, "Why is the mermaid not finished yet? You're the only one who knows how to speak human words, isn't it? You're so small-mouthed!"

"The result, of course, is that he escaped easily after being caught by you." Jiang Feng showed the bracelet on his wrist to the camera, "Did you see this? It's smooth from him, I guess He doesn't realize it yet."

The staff? Seeing Chu Qinyu touching his wrist off-screen, naturally...it was empty.

He said stiffly at the corner of his mouth: "That, Chu Bo—"

"I take back what I just said," Chu Qinyu returned to his cold look, and turned the phone's screen to black, "It's better for him to exist like this or just die."

"Directly—Ah Choo!" Chu Qinyu sniffed? Sniffed?, "Kill!"

The author has something to say: "Master, Madam has already had a small barbecue in the sea breeze for three hours."

"Oh, did he admit his mistake?"

"No, madam is now an internet celebrity, the most popular one..."