On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

It is another year of graduation season, and the students finally got rid of the shackles of bloated school uniforms.On the day when I came to receive my graduation certificate, everyone was dressed in colorful and colorful clothes, and some girls even quietly painted their eyebrows and lipstick.

"Students who have not received the notice, please go to the Office of Academic Affairs on the second floor of the administrative building to get it. Students who have received the notice, please leave the school quickly and do not stay. Yes, it is a certain student surnamed Zheng, don't believe it or not Take a broom and swing you!"

No. [-] Middle School, a very good middle school, has cultivated countless outstanding students.

The school is so small, and it is divided into two parts, the study area and the art area.

The study area is what other schools call the "Xueba area". Every student in the Xueba area works hard and works hard, taking "study is the only way out" as the motto, and also implements the principle of combining work and rest.

The art zone is relatively loose. In the face of these artistic students, the school's management of them is so loose that as long as they don't dye their hair, perm their hair, put on heavy makeup, don't smoke, drink, or fall in love, the school basically turns a blind eye to them. one eye.

Every school will have such thorns, and the famous school of No. [-] Middle School is no exception.

A certain Zheng surnamed "Ci'ertou" was chanted countless times by the teaching directors of the two districts every year from the first to the fourth year of junior high school. Every year, the head of the teaching director became more and more bald. The most annoying thing was this "Tian'er" "Head" is not ashamed at all, on the contrary, he is proud of it. Every time he enters the director's office, the first sentence he says is always:

"You lost a lot of hair again, old Liu, have you used Overlord yet?"

Director Liu in the study area pursed his lips and smiled, hinting several times in his heart that "you can't have the same knowledge as the students", and tried his best to pull out a "kind" smile.

"Shut up, Overlord is useless, why did you come back?"

"Prickly Head" grinned and sat down on the chair, obediently neither crossed his legs nor ate chewing gum, his appearance was like the feeling that Director Liu was deceived by this face for the first time back then.

Although he has completely graduated now, he still followed the school rules honestly when he returned to school this time. He wore a white T-shirt with a blue and white school uniform, plain black sweatpants, simple black sneakers, and his hair was honestly attached. On the head, the bangs on the forehead are not over the eyebrows, and there are no red strings on the neck and wrists.

The temperature of the air conditioner in the director's office is not low, and the closed office is extremely stuffy in the hot summer.

"Stinger" pulled up the sleeves of his school uniform, revealing his slender and white arms.

He subconsciously wanted to raise one leg, but when he lifted it, he remembered that he was still in the director's office, so he put it down and said with a smile, "Isn't the exam over? Come back and get my graduation certificate and admission letter."

Director Liu couldn't help laughing, took out two red books from the drawer, and he didn't have the image of a harsh director, threw them to him, and said with relief: "Zheng Xiyao, Zheng Xiyao, you It can be far away from me.”

Zheng Xiyao was still smiling, and looked at the two books. The photo on the graduation certificate was taken when the senior high school entrance examination was approaching last year, and it was very handsome.There was nothing on the admission notice, it just informed me when to go to school to take the placement test and where the test would be held.

"Hey, it's not bad at No. [-] Middle School." Zheng Xiyao said appreciatively, but there was no unexpected meaning in his tone.

After all, the director is the director. Hearing Zheng Xiyao's nonchalant tone, the energy of preaching came up again, and he subconsciously adjusted his preaching posture, and said sternly: "When you reach high school, you can no longer be as casual as you are in junior high school. , tell me how can there be a student like you? No. 667 middle school is the key point of the city, and the rate of admission to higher education is extremely high. You can’t be so presumptuous like junior high school! You study hard for me this summer vacation! Although I don’t know how you passed the [-] exam, anyway I don't believe that anyone who cheats can become the number one scholar, since he can learn well, why not study hard? Stop fooling around, you know!"

In addition to being the director, Director Liu is also an excellent Chinese teacher. He likes to suddenly talk about the future and life philosophy with students in class.

In the past, every time Lao Liu started his "Poetry, Poetry and Fu", Zheng Xiyao couldn't help leaning against the wall and falling asleep.

This time, Zheng Xiyao just yawned, and got up and said goodbye before Director Liu started the next paragraph of life philosophy: "I know, I know, hey old Liu, I heard that Head & Shoulders is very useful, so go back and try it?"

Director Liu is very concerned about his baldness problem. Whenever he discusses the hair problem, no matter what he says, he will be taken away. He subconsciously answered Zheng Xiyao's words: "It's for dandruff... Hey, have you heard what I said? Study hard... ..."

Zheng Xiyao half leaned against the door, showing no sign of impatience or reluctance to listen, and snatched Director Liu's words with a smile.

He also made a long sound on purpose: "Study hard and make progress every day, and strive to become a pillar of the country-I heard it, I heard it, then go back and try ginger, it is said that overnight you can 'crack cengceng' and let your hair grow out."

"Prickly head" Zheng Xiyao left, Lao Liu shook his head helplessly, sighed sullenly, raised his hand to touch the top of his increasingly bald head, and muttered to himself: "Is it true?"

……

After leaving the administrative building, the scorching heat wave rushed toward Zheng Xiyao overwhelmingly.

Zheng Xiyao pursed his lips and opened the zipper of the school uniform, randomly combed his hair up, fanned his graduation certificate twice, thought the wind was too weak, and put it in the pocket of the school uniform.

If I go back now, Comrade Lao Cai will push me to show off his godson's high score of 667. If I don't go back, I will be bored here again, bored and exposed to the sun.

Zheng Xiyao is a person who stays at home playing games, watching TV and sleeping during the summer vacation. Even if he goes out, he only goes to the air-conditioned shopping mall. It is too tormenting for him to wait for Lao Cai to go out on patrol under the sun.

I heard that a new neighbor has moved in across the door, do you want to say hello?

I'm so fucking witty.

Thinking that I belonged, the sun didn't seem to be shining so brightly, and even the idiot schoolboys gathered by the small pond looked much more beautiful and cute.

Wait a minute, it seems that this group of pretty and cute elementary school students are about to fight.

Zheng Xiyao took out a box of chewing gum from the pocket of his sweatpants, tore open the package and put the small piece of paper into his pocket, the strong mint smell spread in his mouth.

Zheng Xiyao pursed his lower lip habitually, the scene he hadn't seen for a long time prompted him to walk to the edge of the small pond against the sun.

If a certain classmate is here now, he will definitely use an authentic broadcast voice to make a paragraph affectionately and high-pitched: "Recall that when Brother Yao provoked an entire team of seniors majoring in physical education on the opposite side with his own strength, and with him Excellent leadership led us, such a group of youthful and energetic future flowers of the authentic broadcasting profession, fought hard!"

Normally, when it comes to this, Zheng Xiyao will stop there.

Because the following words are: "Moving the heavens and the earth! Our brother Yao not only led us to victory, but also sacrificed his life for righteousness! Sacrifice himself in exchange for the safety of our brothers! One person has withstood our 3000-word self-criticism!"

Zheng Xiyao felt ashamed to tell this past story. At that time, the senior was not good-looking, and his mobile phone fell on the ground without holding it firmly. It must be said that Zheng Xiyao bumped into it.

……

Zheng Xiyao sat down in a small shaded corridor not far away, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, made a WeChat call and went out.

"Hello? Brother?"

"What's the matter, Brother Yao?"

"I found that there are quite a few juniors in the Art District of No. [-] Middle School who have won my mantle, and the prestige of fighting is quite similar to my demeanor back then."

The voice over there suddenly cheered up: "Of course, you are a role model in our art district. How many juniors regard you as an idol, and how many juniors hold on to an impossible and unswerving love for you!"

Zheng Xiyao looked at the students who had started fighting not far away, and felt an urge to "point out the country".

It's a pity that he has already graduated, otherwise he would definitely serve as their staff.

Thinking of that scene, Zheng Xiyao couldn't help laughing, and said in a blink of an eye, "I found that you became more and more aggressive after you went to high school."

"That's an authentic broadcasting student, isn't it? Hey Brother Yao, I've already read our school's forum, you're awesome, you really deserve to be my Brother Yao, 667 teaches you how to behave."

Zheng Xiyao laughed twice, and followed his words: "Your brother Yao will always be your brother Yao."

"You are so rude, where are you going to go? Why don't you come to Sixth Middle School and find a brother?"

"No, isn't Sixth Middle School an art college? Why should I go?"

"Damn! You are a flower in our broadcasting class! Last year, the principal of No. [-] Middle School rushed to find you, and now you are telling me that you actually love studying more, what are you lying to? Why didn't you go when you loved studying?" Study area?"

Zheng Xiyao smiled meaningfully, paused for two seconds and said, "You really know me, I just love learning."

"You don't..."

The voice over there was suddenly interrupted by a mid-spirited soprano. The voice was so loud that even Zheng Xiyao here could hear clearly when he took some mobile phones away.

"Cai Ji! Go out and stand for me!"

The phone was cut off abruptly, Zheng Xiyao sighed with a deafening soprano, and lit a candle for Cai Ji from the bottom of his heart.

The mint flavor of the chewing gum in his mouth was still strong, and Zheng Xiyao didn't feel bored chewing it.

The "war" of the juniors over there was at its climax, and Zheng Xiyao shook his head after watching it for a while, saying that this year's juniors were not very strong, and the fights were not fierce at all.

Recalling the phone call with Cai Ji just now, Zheng Xiyao thought back to the time when he was in the first grade of junior high school.

He didn't like the dead atmosphere in the study area, and he didn't like sports, dancing, singing and painting majors, so he bit the bullet and chose a broadcasting major.

Regardless of gender, the broadcasting class is all online. From the first to the third year of junior high school, different people in the class can receive different love letters every day.

Some students once counted that the number of love letters received by the broadcasting class in one semester is basically the number of the entire art district. Among them, Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji provided extremely high data.

Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji are two students who give the teacher a headache.

Zheng Xiyao is smart, the entrance examination is the first in the grade, but the first in the grade is short-lived, and in the future, all the exams are at the bottom, every time is a blank paper, and he is not even willing to paint the answer sheet.

Later, the teacher said that he would ask the parents if he handed in the blank paper again. He wrote it well that time, but it happened that the answer was leaked. School.

But classmate Cai Ji is different. He is smart and hardworking. The most valuable thing is that he is also excellent in his major. Every time before his age, he can see the word Cai Ji, but this handsome student It's a fool's temper.

The most important thing is, I don't know why I get along so well with Zheng Xiyao, the two of them have done everything except smoking, drinking and falling in love.

When these two get together, it gives the teachers a headache.

After finally passing the high school entrance examination, Cai Ji was sent away, but Zheng Xiyao was not sent away.

It was said in the school forum that on the day of the senior high school entrance examination, Zheng Xiyao missed the examination because he got into a fight and got into a game, so he stayed in the first grade.

This is just a legend, and the credibility is not very high.

After all, no one has seen Zheng Xiyao Xueshen in school for the next year. Who knew that after a year of silence, this Xueshen appeared in the examination room of the senior high school entrance examination, with a high score of 667, and looked down on the students. .

……

The "war" on the edge of the small pond ended with a little idiot slipping and falling into the pond, and everyone united and hurriedly fished him out.

Zheng Xiyao feels that this year's juniors are very caring about their classmates, which is very good. They are much better than the previous seniors who threw people into the pool when they got into a fight.

After watching the battle, Zheng Xiyao put his mobile phone back into his trouser pocket, stood up and prepared to leave.

At this moment, a bald director who had been watching the play for some time, saw that Zheng Xiyao was about to leave, and ran forward to grab Zheng Xiyao's wrist with a tone of "You little boy, fight with me?"

"This classmate, why are you so ruthless? You are their big brother, right? How do you feel after watching the younger brothers fight for a long time? Come on, come and talk with me in the office. You guys! Come along together!"

Zheng Xiyao: "???"

How can this fucking luck not change after graduation?

Zheng Xiyao was not surprised to move a small bench into the office to write a review. After getting the paper and pen, he put down the wooden bench, put his feet away, sat on the ground, and wrote the review honestly. The whole action was done in one go. I know it's an experienced veteran.

Just because he's a veteran doesn't mean his juniors are as skilled as he is.

A few elementary school students thought that the purpose of the wooden stool was to prevent them from being too tired, so they sat down on the stool and gathered their heads together to discuss and write.

The discussion was not whispered, and Zheng Xiyao, who was sitting next to the sofa in the corner, could hear it.

Sure enough, the director spoke after a while: "What are you doing? Did you write a review or did you chat? Shut up."

Then the director saw the children blinking their big innocent eyes, and then said, "Who told you to get on the stool? Did you see the one next to the sofa? It's the same as him."

I don’t know how many times I have written this next to the sofa, and I have long been familiar with the steps of writing a review.

Anyway, it’s still hot outside, and the director’s air conditioner is much hotter than in Director Liu’s office. Just before sitting down, he took a book on the sofa and put it under his buttocks. It’s not cold when he’s sitting on the floor. Write for a while.

The few elementary school students all imitated Zheng Xiyao and sat down on the ground, still wondering who the handsome guy next to him was.

The director and the director are very familiar with each other. Occasionally, when they are not busy, they will visit each other and make appointments where to go on vacation.

Director Liu finally sent away Zheng Xiyao, the school bully who caused troubles all day long, and he was in a happy mood. He wanted to meet the old guy for lunch while the iron was hot.

result!

He actually fucking saw his dear classmate Zheng Xiyao in the old man's office!

A large number of elderly directors blurted out "Damn" regardless of their image, pointed to Zheng Xiyao, who had almost finished writing the review beside the sofa, and asked, "Why are you still here?"

Zheng Xiyao looked up and saw that he was an old acquaintance, and immediately grinned: "Coincidental old Liu!"

At this moment, Director Liu couldn't care less about that "friendly and friendly" skin, so he went up and slapped Zheng Xiyao lightly on the head, muttering: "Go away, don't get close to me, what are you doing... Why are you reviewing? Fighting again? You have already taken your diploma, can you give me less trouble?"

Seeing this situation, the other director finally realized that something was wrong, hurriedly stood beside Director Liu, and asked Zheng Xiyao, "Aren't you a sophomore in junior high school?"

"He's a sophomore student!" Director Liu put aside his "friendly and friendly" skin and turned into a grumbling old man. He dragged another director and said, "He has graduated, what's wrong with him? He was caught in a fight. Did you catch it?"

The director didn't reply to Lao Liu's words, he couldn't laugh or cry and patted Zheng Xiyao, and asked Zheng Xiyao: "Why don't you