On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Two years ago, Zheng Xiyao clearly remembered that Cai Ji, a classmate, said that he didn't like the various facilities in the playground, especially the thrilling and adrenaline-inducing facilities mainly based on roller coasters.

Now Zheng Xiyao wanted to ask.

Who is this idiot who is happier than anyone else on the roller coaster?

"Why don't you play?" Yu Qi asked him, "Kids should look like kids and be more youthful."

Zheng Xiyao took a meaningful look at Yu Qi, and said with a muffled "ah": "Why didn't you say that a child should look like a child last night? You might as well change your surname to Ma."

"If you dare to call me an afterthought by changing the note, be careful that I will hit you." As he said, Yu Qi put his arms around Zheng Xiyao, took out his phone from his pocket and opened it to check the WeChat list, "I saw you fiddling with your phone this morning. I don't think it's right... Jin, who said before that they don't like changing notes for people? What is this?"

On the phone screen were the words "Old Hooligan".

Zheng Xiyao looked up at Yu Qi, quickly snatched back the black screen of the phone and put it in his pocket, and said with a smile, "Nickname."

After the roller coaster is over, it’s a pirate ship. This kind of thing that Zheng Xiyao faints when he looks at it doesn’t know where they are so interested. After getting off the roller coaster, he collapses to death. How can he be revived with full blood within 2 minutes of rest? Attacking the pirate ship?

Zheng Xiyao is leaning on the railing, wearing the white jumpsuit he wore when he went out to play last year, and the hat he often wore when he just pushed his hair, and carrying a black bag with him. It's really too similar.

Yu Qi, who had bought soda, came back, cold Zheng Xiyao's face, and said: "Sometimes I really feel that I can see my brother's shadow in you."

Zheng Xiyao held the straw in his mouth, and looked at Yu Qi with watery eyes.

"Are you finally going to tell the story that your brother and I have to tell?" When Zheng Xiyao smiled, the dimple on the left was facing Yu Qi, making people want to poke him involuntarily, "Actually, I have already imagined more than a dozen of them. It's a stand-in."

Yu Qi was taken aback for a moment, and changed his mind from dumbfounding to pinching: "What are you thinking? What does it have to do with the double?"

"Otherwise, why are you and Aunt Yu so nice to me?" Zheng Xiyao bit down on the straw, and the pearls inside couldn't be sucked out, "When I first saw your brother, I felt that our backs were very different. Like, if I were taller... By the way, he is clearly an elder brother, why are you taller than him?"

The younger brother is 1 meters, but the elder brother is 88 meters.

"Development problem, how should I explain it to you?" Yu Qi was helpless, "I also want to know why I am taller than him, so just treat him as stunted."

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

In the world, whose younger brother said that his elder brother was stunted?

Yu Qi grabbed Zheng Xiyao's wrist and came over to take a sip of the cold soda. He felt a toothache from the cold, rubbed his face and said, "Although you don't have the same temper, the main thing is that you have some hobbies that are similar to my brother's."

Zheng Xiyao asked, "For example?"

Yu Qi looked Zheng Xiyao up and down, and said, "One-piece suit?"

Zheng Xiyao was taken aback.

Yu Qi went on to say: "He said the jumpsuit is convenient, but I don't think it's convenient to take off half of the clothes when going to the bathroom, but he likes it."

After speaking, I don't know what Yu Qi thought of, and his eyes became gloomy.

He added: "My mother has always felt indebted to my brother. When she adopted us, my brother was almost precocious and didn't let adults worry about it. I guess I remembered it when I saw you. Although you are not at all Like, you are not as grumpy as him, nor cold, nor cold..."

"Stop." Zheng Xiyao held Yu Qi's wrist, and suddenly didn't know whether he was dissing his brother or praising himself, "Enough is enough, brother Yu will sneeze."

At the same time, a certain studio in S city.

"Ah sneeze!"

Zhong Yu, who had just finished filming the rain scene, frowned and rubbed his nose, took the blanket and ginger tea from the life assistant, and said to the agent who came to visit the set: "Aren't you obeying the rules in the company?"

"Convince your mother." The manager kicked Zhong Yu's leg, "If you fucking let you be ugly, you will not be ugly, you..."

Zhong Yu sneezed again.

The manager changed his words: "Have a cold?"

Zhong Yu shook his head, drank the unpalatable ginger tea in one gulp, and said, "Damn it, idiot Yu Qi is scolding me again."

……

On the day of checking the admission results, Liu Fengye came to Zheng Xiyao's house.

He is now living in the same house that Ran Tang's family used to live in. It happened that their family was looking for someone to rent a house. Ran Tang's mother gave him a discount of 81% and the water, electricity and gas bills were waived. All in all, he took good care of Liu Fengye. .

It was a bit lonely to check the grades alone, Liu Fengye didn't even say hello, and went to Zheng Xiyao with the mobile phone whose screen was broken into flowers.

Unexpectedly, the person who opened the door was Teacher Yu.

His sleepy eyes are hazy and his consciousness is erratic, and there is a tooth mark on his shoulder, which is fresh.

Yu Qi squinted his eyes and thought about who this person was before letting him in. He yawned and scratched his hair and said, "Wait a minute, he hasn't gotten up yet."

Three minutes after Liu Fengye sat upright in the living room, Zheng Xiyao came out rubbing his eyes.

Teacher Yu also came out, put on a black gown, entered the kitchen skillfully, opened the refrigerator to get noodles and eggs, and asked the people outside: "Have you had breakfast?"

Zheng Xiyao glanced at Liu Fengye, and answered first, "I haven't eaten."

Liu Fengye was taken aback for a moment, grabbed a small melon seed and threw it on Zheng Xiyao, shouting in a very low voice: "I fucking ate it!"

"It's just a bowl of dried noodles, it won't hold you to death."

Zheng Xiyao woke up in the true sense after washing up. He wiped his face with his clothes and asked, "You just use your mobile phone to check? Or is this a mobile phone that looks overwhelming?"

"Don't underestimate it." Liu Fengye shook his poor little broken phone, "It's the one who checks the results of the college entrance examination, the stable batch, there must be good news."

"It's good, it's not the mobile phone that reads the news."

As soon as Zheng Xiyao finished speaking, Liu Fengye threw a small melon seed and was taught a lesson: "Don't talk about it, civilized you and me, do you know? Be civilized."

When these words came out of Liu Fengye's mouth, Zheng Xiyao really couldn't hold back the "heh", took two white bowls from Yu Qi and gave Liu Fengye one, saying: "I'm laughing to death, then why don't you Don't check?"

"Wait for you to check for me." Liu Fengye took the bowl, unnaturally flattering and obsequious, "Teacher Yu won't eat?"

"He's going home to eat." Zheng Xiyao said, eating the eggs into his mouth, "Give us a separate chat space... Where are you going, brother?"

Teacher Yu, who was going home for dinner, looked at Zheng Xiyao curiously, and asked him with his eyes, "Didn't you say I'm going home for dinner?" Zheng Xiyao blushed immediately when he asked.If it wasn't for Liu Fengye not being able to understand their eye contact, Zheng Xiyao could find a crack in the ground and sneak in on the spot.

"It's so good, you two." Liu Fengye sighed, and Yu Qi lay down on the sofa as soon as he left, "How many years? It's been almost two years, have you ever quarreled? It feels like you talk to the first day every day Like love."

"I've had a quarrel." Zheng Xiyao finished eating the noodles and took out a piece of paper from the end of the coffee table, "But every time I get angry, I can calm down by myself. Apologize to anyone who made a mistake."

Liu Fengye watched the live broadcast of Zheng Xiyao's boyfriend yesterday, and asked everyone to chat with him during the practice, asking how old the little boyfriend is and if he has had any quarrels.Teacher Yu smiled very gently at the time, and looked aside subconsciously, saying that her boyfriend was 6 years younger than him and had lost his temper, but he didn't quarrel.

He said that when a child is still young, he loses his temper when he loses his temper. After all, his first love and the best years are given to himself, and he cannot quarrel with others.

"What's wrong?" Zheng Xiyao stacked bowls, looked up at Liu Fengye, "Did you quarrel with Ran Tang?"

"That's impossible!" Liu Fengye shot up, his expression became serious in an instant, "It's impossible for me to quarrel with anyone, I'm just wondering about you two... Forget it, just check the result for me , I’ll take a picture as a memory.”

Zheng Xiyao took out the phone, unlocked it, and threw it to Liu Fengye, jokingly said, "I don't know who it is, so don't underestimate the little broken phone."

It should be underestimated or underestimated, they are all cracked and dazzled.

……

The admission results were nothing unexpected. Just like Cai Ji and Kong Ning had been admitted to the Communication University in S City, Liu Fengye had worked hard for nearly a year, and his grades were not considered top-notch. It would be no problem to get into a police academy. While going in, when he got the admission notice, he took a picture of it for Zheng Xiyao to see.

On the day when the admission notice arrived, Zheng Xiyao and the others had already started school for nearly a week.

During the big class break, because the teacher didn't do exercises during the meeting, Zheng Xiyao scribbled on tonight's homework, and occasionally looked at the paper Liang Qian handed over to tell him an option or a wrong step.When I saw Liu Fengye's admission letter, I happened to write the third big question.Zheng Xiyao had a headache for a philosophical question, so he put down his pen and decided to reply to Liu Fengye's message.

To be honest, the police academy notice is a bit handsome.

"Why don't I go to the police academy too." Zheng Xiyao said, "Punish the evil and promote the good, and draw swords to help when the road is injustice."

A true hero of the world.

Liang Qian thought that Zheng Xiyao was joking, so she replied casually, "Then the hair you grew so hard will be gone again."

Zheng Xiyao was stunned, and decisively gave up the choice of the police academy.

After half a year, student Zheng Xiyao's hair has finally grown back to the same length as before. It is also of better quality and softer and more comfortable to the touch.Zheng Xiyao, who has had the experience of cutting hair, has a shadow on this, saying that cutting hair is frightening, for fear that the barber will cut more with trembling hands.

The result is to improve Yu Qi's haircutting skills day by day.

It will become a great thing in time.

With the arrival of high school life, the class has entered a tense atmosphere by coincidence.It's strange to say that everyone is laughing and fighting, but it feels like there is a bamboo basket behind their backs, and someone throws a stone into it every day. Over time, the smiles will always be overwhelmed one day.

The word "Senior Three" is like a knife hanging on everyone's head, and they will be stabbed with a knife if they are not careful.

Zheng Xiyao, the only one in class A who doesn't have a senior year atmosphere, would take out his mobile phone to chat with Cai Ji during the break, and then ask him if he has forgotten anything.

Last year, due to various reasons of force majeure, the release of "The Reticent" was postponed again and again. It was postponed to this summer vacation. At the end of the summer vacation, the last carnival of the students before school started was released together with the campus movie that Hua Yunxiu participated in. , set off a movie-watching boom.

It was a Saturday that day, and there was no need for professional classes. Zheng Xiyao and Yu Qi watched two shows in a row. The only feeling left to Zheng Xiyao was that the popcorn in the movie theater was delicious, and he looked so good on the screen.

Campus movies are a bit boring. Zheng Xiyao has long passed the age of longing for campus love, and there is no resonance. Just treat it as a story. "The Reticent" is so brain-burning and suspenseful. Zheng Xiyao watched it seriously After a while, seeing that the ending can be guessed later, I lost much interest, and started to check where to eat later.

After coming out of the small restaurant, I stopped by the dessert shop near S University to see Song Rong.

His business is also booming, there are only a lot of customers, there are still online orders, and there are three or four employees in the store, and Song Rong is quite chatty.Zheng Xiyao went in when the flow of people was the least, seeing them chatting and laughing, he felt so relieved.

Also listened to gossip for a while.

The employee said that there was a female college student who always came to the store to buy things, and she blushed when she saw the boss.

Zheng Xiyao was not interested in Song Rong's love life, and asked when it started, Song Rong's attitude, and whether it was possible for them to go home with Yu Qi with cream puffs.

People who knew Zheng Xiyao recognized him in the movie, led by Liang Qian and Liu Yuzhu, surrounded Zheng Xiyao from right to left, and asked him when he entered the film and television industry.

Zheng Xiyao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but to tell the truth, he was temporarily pulled over to help.

Life is so tepid, some people still can’t switch to the status of preparing for candidates, they can’t balance the relationship between leisure and study, and there will still be "if you fail the exam this time, there will be a next time" thought of.

It wasn't until the first monthly exam that Wang Se brought 8 people into Class A, saying that these 8 students entered Class A through hard work, and when the 8 students from Class A were squeezed into one class, everyone really realized ——The third year of high school is here, and the cruel third year of high school has come.

Since Liang Qian came to Class A, she has made steady progress. Now she is staying in the middle and upper reaches steadily. Ran Tang and Liu Yuzhu are also performing as usual, fighting for the second and the third.

Who knew that Zheng Xiyao's grades were unstable for the first time, and he dropped 5 places in a row, and was called by the teachers one by one to talk.

Wang Se also invited the parents, and asked Yu Qi in front of Zheng Xiyao if he was too indulgent to him, and let him rest just because he acted like a baby, which did not fulfill the responsibility that a boyfriend should do.He also said that Yu Qi was too gentle as a boyfriend, and he never got angry with Zheng Xiyao, nor urged Zheng Xiyao to study.

In short, what he said was a bit wrong, but Yu Qi didn't dare to refute it.

That night, Teacher Yu's live broadcast room became a self-study room.

The C position became a little boyfriend who seldom showed up. There was an extremely thick exercise book on the table. The main coffee teacher Yu was sitting on the side playing the game. Before starting, he typed a paragraph on the screen.

"The children's grades have regressed. You have to work hard. If you want to be together, you can also pick up the book. Remember to put the phone aside."

[? ? ?I remember that the child is not the first in grade? ? 】

Yu Qi typed: "Yes, the first grade fell to the fifth."

After finishing the fight, he added another sentence: "I was actually invited to the office to accompany him to be scolded as a boyfriend. This is really unheard of and unseen."

【Blessed and suffering together hahahahahahaha】

[It should be difficult for students in the upper reaches to improve]

Yu Qi glanced at Zheng Xiyao, who didn't hear anything outside the window, and typed again: "It's not difficult for him, but keeping his heart in his heart is still the first place."

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