On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Coming out of the police station, Zheng Xiyao was already hungry.

Yu Qi took him to the hospital to take a film. He went in with one arm bruised and came out with the other arm hanging.

After Yu Qi got into the driver's seat, he saw that Zheng Xiyao couldn't buckle his seat belt even after a long time, reached out to help him buckle it up, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Zheng Xiyao said, "It's okay."

It was indeed a little painful right now, and it was also a little bit when the medicine was applied. After the pain passed, I didn't feel much.

"Are you hungry?" Yu Qi asked again, looking back and backing the car into the parking lot, "I just told my mother to cook a bowl of noodles and take you home."

Zheng Xiyao let out a muffled "Yeah", looked down at his right hand which had been hung up with a plaster cast, and felt a little uncomfortable.

He also felt a little uncomfortable. He wanted Yu Qi to ask him why, and he didn't want Yu Qi to feel that he was a bad boy who fought. It didn't matter if others misunderstood it. Yu Qi and Aunt Yu couldn't do it.

After the car drove onto the main road, Yu Qi finally asked him this question: "Do you know that person?"

Zheng Xiyao nodded, then shook his head again, and said, "I don't really know each other. I saw them harassing girls half a month ago, and I beat them... I didn't know this idiot was so persistent... ..."

Now waiting for the traffic lights, Yu Qi suddenly reached out and patted Zheng Xiyao on the head, saying, "Stop swearing."

Zheng Xiyao, who blurted out "stupid", pursed his lips, and changed his words obediently: "I don't know that this little rascal is so persistent, it's over now."

"Huh?" Yu Qi turned his head to look at Zheng Xiyao while the car was still in first gear, and then turned back after reading, "Why is it over?"

Zheng Xiyao sighed, and said, "You still pretend to be stupid with me, you must have read it! Forum, forum, now I can't take off the hat of fighting delinquent boys."

Yu Qi smiled and asked, "I see you don't think you care about those kids."

"If you don't care, you don't care." Zheng Xiyao curled his lips depressed, "I still feel uncomfortable no matter how much I am misunderstood, and I don't like the term "bad" so much."

The two chatted for a while, and Yu Qi suddenly asked: "So what's going on in the forum? I know that the smoking, drinking, and fighting must be fake, and there is no chance to cheat in the high school entrance examination."

It was the first time for Zheng Xiyao to hear someone ask her senior high school entrance examination results in such a tone as "I know you didn't cheat". Stupid...stupid."

Cai Ji's phone call came aggressively, and it was time for class now.

Seeing that his good brother skipped class and called to care about him, Zheng Xiyao was too embarrassed to hang up.

I just didn't expect that Cai Ji's voice was quite loud, and even the phone call from the Lion's Roar in the River East reached Yu Qi's ears.

"I fucking fucked my brother! Are you okay! How the hell did you fail on the first day of school? I sent you WeChat and you didn't reply to me. You scared the fuck to death! I thought that stick If you go down, wave your hand and bid farewell to Brother Yao forever!"

"I'm fine." Zheng Xiyao said, and secretly glanced at Yu Qi's expression, "My heroic deeds spread all over the forum so quickly? Aren't you in class? Why are you still skipping class?"

When Cai Ji heard that Zheng Xiyao was fine, he felt relieved and his voice lowered: "Chuan Fei, okay? I thought you stole someone's girlfriend and came here to fuck! What's going on, brother? Why are you still here?" Are you blocking the school gate?"

Zheng Xiyao sighed: "The day before the start of school, you blocked those five idiots of Aunt Liu's daughter—little bastards. I also want to know how they blocked the school gate. It is estimated that the five friends are divided into different schools. , whoever sees me can hit me. It’s okay, you can go back to class.”

"I'm in physical education." Cai Ji said, "A good student has the privilege of being a good student. Are you okay, brother? I read that the forum says it's as long as a steel pipe."

"It's all right." Zheng Xiyao emphasized repeatedly, "Really."

Just like the WeChat call that was forced to hang up two months ago, he was caught by the teacher again, and Zheng Xiyao hung up the phone under the roar of the teacher Hedong Lion.

The privilege of being a good student, Zheng Xiyao laughed on the spot.

Yu Qi asked him: "Brother?"

Zheng Xiyao gave an ambiguous "hmm", and changed the subject with many loopholes: "Can I stop the military training?"

Yu Qi followed his words, nodded and said: "But I can't stay at home, I guess I should go to the place where the patient should stay."

Yu Qi directly took Zheng Xiyao back to his home. When Yu Ying saw the good baby with an arm hanging far away, his eyes turned red when he wanted to touch him, but he didn't dare to touch him, so he looked at Zheng Xiyao tearfully, with great pity: "Does it hurt, Yaoyao?"

Tears hit the softest part of Zheng Xiyao's heart all of a sudden, and he suddenly felt that he was such a jerk for letting such a good Aunt Yu cry because of him.

Yu Ying made two poached eggs for Zheng Xiyao, they were still runny, not delicious.

While eating, Zheng Xiyao couldn't help crying.

The last time he ate the feeling of his mother in a soft-boiled egg was in the hands of Ms. Chen Tian.

He had just finished fighting that day, and his fist was covered with bruises, and a large piece was broken at the corner of his mouth, but the rest of the place was not injured at all.He didn't want Ms. Chen Tian to know that he was fighting, and lied to others that he was angry.Ms. Chen Tian didn't say anything, and it was the same. She cooked him a bowl of noodles in clear soup with soft-boiled eggs, and secretly rubbed iodine on his hands after he fell asleep.

That was the day that Zheng Xiyao felt the most asshole. He let Ms. Chen down.

Now too.

Zheng Xiyao ate the noodles in clear soup, tears dripping down the noodles, and lowered his head so hard that Yu Qi next to him couldn't see it.

He really wanted to call Aunt Yu Mom, but he didn't have the courage.He didn't have the guts to face Ms. Chen Tian, ​​even if he added the word "dry", he couldn't say it out loud. He felt ashamed, as if he was using his own scars to rob Cai Ji of his mother, it was despicable and shameful.

The kid who was eating the bowl of noodles was still sobbing with his head down, looking so pitiful.

Yu Qi got up from the sofa and went back to the room. When he came out again, he took a fancy notebook in his hand and gave it to Zheng Xiyao directly.

"I forgot yesterday." Seeing that the child had opened the book, Yu Qi continued, "Qu Yiyi's manager has this taste, anyway, it's for your brother, so don't worry about it."

Zheng Xiyao let out a "hmm", stretched out his hand to take out a piece of paper, and blew his nose vigorously.

It's a pity that one hand is a bit strenuous, so I asked Yu Qi to help.

Seeing him like this, Yu Qi was a little worried that he was alone at home, so he said, "I'll give you a choice, either you live in my house or I live in your house. I don't feel at ease with your arms hanging."

Zheng Xiyao thought about it carefully, and after two seconds, Zheng Xiyao raised his head, looked at Yu Qi sincerely, and said, "No need, I can do it myself."

"..."

Yu Qi stood up with Zheng Xiyao in his arms, basically helping him up in order not to touch his injured right arm.Then he yelled at his mother who was watching the student's video in the house: "Mom, I'll go to Yaoyao's house to take care of him. I don't have to worry about my food for a few days. I'll cook for him."

Zheng Xiyao was really taken back to the house.

After being carried back to the house, he still maintained his last stubbornness, and said unconvinced: "I really can."

Yu Qi didn't say anything, he threw the key into the small box on the shoe cabinet, looked at him with his arms crossed with interest, like watching a monkey in a zoo, and raised his chin: "Take off your clothes, Show me if it's really okay."

Children, they just have a kind of unyielding energy for no reason, and they really start to take off when they say give up.

Except for a little pain when the right arm was lifted up, taking off the clothes was not troublesome at all. I dragged the bottom and lifted it up, and took it off completely.

After taking it off, there is a little smug expression, as if to say "I took it off, there is no problem at all".

Yu Qi was still in the same posture, not a half-smile, but a very obvious smile, and said: "Now, why do you put this dress on the other side? Also, are you planning to...before removing the plaster cast? Don’t wash your clothes? Or don’t tie your shoelaces? I think the shoes are still a bit big, and if you don’t tie the shoelaces, they will fall off.”

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Yu Qi took Zheng Xiyao's clothes and threw them on the sofa, and asked him, "Do you have any pajamas?"

"Yes." Zheng Xiyao was a little depressed, and pointed Yu Qi to a room, "In that room, the one next to the pillow is the pajamas."

Yu Qi was well prepared and brought out the whole set.

Being waited on by others to put on clothes is still a bit unaccustomed, especially when being waited on takes off his pants and puts on his pants, the awkward feeling is extremely extreme, which gives Zheng Xiyao the illusion that he is already paralyzed.

Yu Qi went to the nearby market to buy something to fill the empty refrigerator in Zheng Xiyao's house. During this time, Zheng Xiyao was lying on the sofa, and he was not very good at playing with his mobile phone with his left hand, but he stubbornly clicked on the forum and posted today's update I read all the posts at a glance.

Just like what Cai Ji said, the story of him fighting with someone outside the school has indeed been spread, and there are also various versions. The most widely circulated one is that he robbed someone's girlfriend.

How should I put it... The students didn't think in the direction of their old enemies in the fifteenth middle school, Zheng Xiyao was already very relieved, at least everyone's brains are really not stupid, although grabbing a girlfriend is also very interesting.

The sky gradually darkened, and the lights in the room were not turned on. The atmosphere was dim, and Zheng Xiyao felt a little sleepy.The screen of the phone went black at some point, and Zheng Xiyao fell asleep on the sofa.

……

When he woke up, the light in the living room was still off, but he was covered with a summer quilt.Zheng Xiyao was a little sleepy, and subconsciously wanted to raise her hand and rub her eyes.

"Fuck me!"

"what happened?"

The light in the living room was turned on, and Yu Qi saw Zheng Xiyao curled up on the sofa, his left hand covering the plaster cast on his right arm, shaking from the pain.

Zheng Xiyao thought it was at Comrade Cai's house, and the person who asked "what's wrong" was Cai Ji, and blurted out: "Fuck, it hurts so much! My bones are going to break, so I'll fuck! The bridge of his nose is broken!"

"That's a pity. He is now in detention. There will be no next time."

Zheng Xiyao was taken aback for a moment, thinking in a daze, when did Cai Ji change his voice?Hasn't he already changed his voice?And this sound is not like Cai Ji's bluffing!No, who is this?

Zheng Xiyao squinted his eyes and looked up, facing Shang Yu Qi's smiling eyes, and immediately sat upright with his back straight.

It's useless to explain anything, this time I let people listen to the whole set.

As a result, Yu Qi just said "The meal will be ready soon" and went back to the kitchen to cook, without saying anything else.Zheng Xiyao felt a little guilty for no reason, and Diandian ran to the kitchen to see if there was anything he could do to help.

Yu Qi could tell what he wanted at a glance, grabbed Zheng Xiyao's shoulders and pushed him back to the sofa, saying, "Take a good rest, there is nothing that needs your help, just wait for dinner."

As the saying goes, what you eat makes you better, and Yu Qi boiled a pot of bone soup for him.

"Oh, it's delicious." Zheng Xiyao said, stood up and poured another bowl for himself, "How do you do this, pass on your experience?"

Yu Qi said: "When you get better, I will teach you how to do it."

Zheng Xiyao suddenly thought of his work, and asked, "Brother Qi, you have been with me all afternoon, what about the studio?"

"It's okay." Yu Qi said, picked a big bone from the pot and gave it to Zheng Xiyao, "Didn't you tell me that I opened it in partnership with my friend, and he slept in the studio before buying a house. It doesn't matter if I'm here or not, as long as there's a big job, just be there."

Zheng Xiyao asked: "What is the big job? Literally?"

Yu Qi said: "Well, for example, if a well-known product wants to take endorsement posters, or promotional photos, or models or celebrities shoot magazines, I have to go. My friends are mainly photo retouchers, and I am in charge of taking photos."

Zheng Xiyao asked again: "Just the two of you?"

Yu Qi smiled and said, "Of course we have to recruit people, the two of us are too tired."

……

In addition to military training and other messy things reported in the morning, Wang Se also asked every student to join the QQ group before [-] o'clock tonight.

Zheng Xiyao looked at the time, it was 19:56, it was still 4 minutes away.

It is really inconvenient to play with the mobile phone with the left hand. I don’t know why the thumb of the left hand is obviously shorter than the thumb of the right hand when typing.

There is really no way, so I put the phone flat on the coffee table and type with One Finger Zen.

Zheng Xiyao was the 50th person to join the group. As soon as he joined the group, Ran Tang sent a message to tell the teacher that all the members in the group were ready.

Teacher Wang: Is Zheng Xiyao there?

Zheng Xiyao suddenly had a bad feeling.

Zheng Xiyao: Yes

Teacher Wang: Zheng Xiyao, can you still participate in military training?

Zheng Xiyao: No

Teacher Wang: Then you remember to ask the hospital to issue a certificate to prove that you cannot participate in military training

Zheng Xiyao:?

Zheng Xiyao: Must it?

Teacher Wang: Yes, because it is the school’s regulation. In order to avoid the situation of pretending to be sick to avoid military training, every student who cannot do military training must provide a certificate

Zheng Xiyao: No proof

Zheng Xiyao: Only the invoice

Teacher Wong:……

Zheng Xiyao: No, I can't help it either.

Yu Qi watched the whole chat between Zheng Xiyao and the teacher, and couldn't help but comment: "It's quite individual."

Zheng Xiyao raised his right hand, with a look of "I can't help it", and said: "The left hand is too slow to type, and I think the voice is even more impolite, so it's okay."

Zheng Xiyao saw that the teacher in the group didn't speak any more and the other students started to babble tentatively, so he turned off the screen of his phone and stood up and walked towards the bedroom.

Yu Qi asked him, "Going to bed so early?"

Zheng Xiyao shook his head: "No, urgent to urinate."

Yu Qi looked at him for a while, then suddenly followed him, leaned against the wall and knocked on the door of the bathroom, and asked with a smile, "Kid, do you need to take care of it?"

The person inside was silent for two or three seconds, then gritted his teeth and replied, "No need!"