On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Zheng Xiyao was hanging on the computer chair and being fed cherries by Yu Qi, with two pits in his mouth, he felt a bit tongue-in-cheek when he spoke: "Living together is a fart, this is my neighbor, I'll go back when it's time to sleep I rented a small house, but I really won’t be going home this National Day.”

Cai Ji was very lucky not to play Chaser this time, and he was deciphering the cipher machine, asking: "Ah? Really not coming back? Why are you going?"

Zheng Xiyao grinned, leaned forward and spat the nucleus into the trash can, and said, "Go on a date."

Cai Ji: "??? Fuck brother, are you falling in love behind my back?"

[Fucking God, do you have a girlfriend? 】

[? ? ?I split]

Willful smiled: "Oh, it's okay, Guan Guan, the first one to get out of the order, should be encouraged."

A fart meeting, Zheng Xiyao will sleep at home tomorrow, and then come to the door to cook for Brother Yu Qi who has been working all day before dinner at night. It can't be too unpalatable, because Brother Yu Qi is tired all day and needs delicacies Feast fills his stomach.

If it wasn't for the fear of being beaten, Zheng Xiyao would really scold him.

Before going to bed, Cai Ji came to carefully verify the girlfriend. He was relieved when he knew it was fake, and sent a long voice, and he knew it was said under the quilt.

"Fucking brother really scared me to death. Either I can't accept that you have a girlfriend, or I can't be so sudden that you have a girlfriend. I'm really scared to death. Fuck, I said you met two girls within a month of school. I also took off the single, I have met so many girls in high school for two years and I haven't taken it off...I didn't mean to laugh at you brother, I just expressed my sigh."

Thank you mom.

Seeing Cai Ji after starting school, Zheng Xiyao decided that the first thing to do was to kick him to vent his anger.

This National Day is actually a bit muddled. I wake up at [-]:[-] in the morning. When I wake up, I go to the doorknob to get the breakfast that Yu Qi bought or made. Eat, do papers and bought questions after eating, play games when you are tired, and go to the opposite door to cook when Yu Qi comes home for dinner.

Zheng Xiyao added those four people's WeChat, and every day in Moments, you can see photos of Liang Qianfa who went on a trip with his parents, Ke Ke who played basketball with boys, Liu Yuzhu who was dominated by homework and cram school, and those who went to school. Ran Tang from Chinese dance class.

Zheng Xiyao also has the WeChat accounts of the people in the hope studio, and he can also see Cui Ruxu, a client who complains at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night and is not satisfied with the finished product, and Yue Xiyan, who left the nightclub at five o'clock in the morning to go back to the studio to sleep.

But I haven't seen Yu Qi.

Yu Qi has a clean circle of friends. If he hadn't chatted with him, Zheng Xiyao would have thought it was a blank number.

But one night, Zheng Xiyao, who had a nervous breakdown, became more and more irritable as he slept, and finally gave up the great activity of sleeping, and turned on his mobile phone to browse Moments.

Cui Ruxu still complained about customers as usual, but this time he added a picture.

To my surprise, the picture is actually Yu Qi.

With a cup of coffee in hand, one hand propped his face and the other was attached to the mouse, the computer screen displayed a picture enlarged to pixelated, his face was full of tiredness, his eyes were not as bright as usual, Both of them have four characters "I want to sleep" written on them.

By accident, Zheng Xiyao entered Cui Xu's circle of friends and turned from beginning to end.

I found that Yu Qi often appeared in Cui Xu's circle of friends, at one or two o'clock in the morning, and at three or four o'clock in the morning. Once he appeared, he would definitely complain about customers.

Only one is Tucao Yu period, about half a month or so.

Don't look, good name: Wouldn't it be better to just sit in the studio?Why do you have to go home and sleep less than an hour, it is better not to sleep, when did the workaholic turn into a holiday madness?

Zheng Xiyao paused, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable.

Yeah, the studio has a bed, why pour yourself so many cups of coffee and come back before 6:30?For breakfast downstairs?

fool.

Zheng Xiyao turned over and fell asleep in a daze under such extremely complicated mood and chest tightness.Before falling asleep, he thought, Yu Qi is an idiot, he clearly knows the money I just charged in my bus card.

So at 6:25 the next morning, Yu Qi, who came back by taxi as usual, was about to hang his breakfast on the doorknob and was about to take the bus, when he found a post-it note on the doorknob. , almost tore the paper.

Drowsy driving is illegal!Don't take chances!

No coffee either! !

idiot! ! !

At first glance, it was done in one go, and the word "stupid" was written so smoothly that even if you put a few strokes on it, or even painted black bumps, you can still see those two shining words.

When Zheng Xiyao opened the door with a yawn, seeing the post-it note on the breakfast bag, the expression on his face quickly changed from embarrassment, awkwardness, explosion when touched, shame and anger, helplessness, to a chuckle.

I was laughing when I threw the plastic bag in the trash at the end.

That post-it note reads:

Swearing again.

……

On the day of returning to school, Zheng Xiyao was a little unwell, his stomach was overwhelmed, and the food he ate in the morning turned around from his stomach to his throat, and was forced to return to his stomach, leaving a sour taste in his throat, and his head was dizzy I feel dizzy, as if there are little stars dancing in front of me.

To put it simply and concisely, Zheng Xiyao got carsick.

That idiot bus driver, driving a car is like drag racing. He is afraid that some private car will overtake him. If he didn't want to throw up because of looking at his phone, Zheng Xiyao would definitely sue him!

Brother: Are you at school yet?

Zheng Xiyao sent Yu Qi an emoticon pack of crying villains.

Yao.: Brother Qi!

Brother: Look at your circle of friends, does drinking water work?

Zheng Xiyao's circle of friends is the same as Yu Qi's. It has been closed for ten thousand years. I don't know what happened suddenly. On the morning of returning to school, the first time Zheng opened his eyes and regained consciousness, he sent a message Circle of friends.

Yao.: Happy opening.

Less than an hour later, another one came.

Yao.: Devil driver!

They followed a minimalist style, except for Yu Qi's hard-working one-month free driver, only younger brother Cai Ji understood what Brother Yao meant.

Yao.: It doesn't work, I'm going to throw up everything I ate in the morning!

Yao.: I’m disgusting right now

Yao.: I can't take it anymore!

elder brother:……

Brother: Are you implying that I will take you home?

Zheng Xiyao posted another star-eyed villain.

Brother: Just dream, it’s impossible.

Zheng Xiyao frantically shook the little man who was kneeling and crying, and Yu Qi shook the whole screen.

It doesn't work.

So classmate Zheng's circle of friends opened again.

Yao.: Ruthless! ! !

In the end, it was Zheng Xiyao who went out of his own way to ask Wang Sewei to talk about it. He portrayed himself as extremely sad, bitter and difficult. With his "I am a good student" face, Wang Sewei's Almost sent him to the hospital.

Yao.: Superb acting skills

Yu Qi leaned on the computer chair and turned around to relax his eyes. Yue Xiyan on the second floor had already gone to bed, and only him and Cui Ruxu were left on the first floor.

Yu Qi looked at the new circle of friends posted by the child, and said to Cui Ruxu: "In less than 10 minutes, he will stand in front of you, bet? The person who guesses wrong will finish the rest of the work."

Cui Ruxu smiled and turned Yu Qi, who was about to collapse, back to the computer, and said, "Don't gamble, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, come on, Boss Yu."

Yu Qi supported the edge of the table to stand up and stretch, took a sip of the soy milk bought by Yue Xiyan, and said, "Let the boss rest for a while. The boss has been spinning for 20 hours and is tired."

The work this time was really tiring. The client encountered the category they were most afraid of, and they changed it repeatedly. No matter how they changed it, the other party was not satisfied. After the change, they said that the first version was the best.

There are quite a few pictures to be handed over to this client. Yu Qi and Cui Ruxu took turns to rest, from 7:8 in the morning to [-]:[-] the next day, and finally they took turns until there was only the last picture left—it was Yu Qi who had to solve it. of.

The boss had just stood up and walked around the first floor for half a circle, when Zheng Xiyao came, but he really wasn't lying, his face was ugly, his lips were bloodless, and he lay down on the sofa as soon as he arrived.

Yu Qi reached out and rubbed his stomach, and asked, "Are you still uncomfortable?"

Zheng Xiyao let out a muffled "Yeah" and complained: "The driver is really too aggressive, I feel like I'm going to be thrown out in his car."

Yu Qi exchanged glances with Cui Ruxu, then lowered his head and asked Zheng Xiyao, "My job is a bit short, let Cui Ruxu take care of you for a while, huh?"

"It's okay, don't worry about me." Zheng Xiyao pulled the blanket that the two of them covered on the sofa when they took turns to rest, and said, "Just let me sleep for a while."

Sleep as soon as you say sleep, just close your eyes and close your eyes.

Yu Qi said to Cui Ruxu: "Look at him for a while, I'll buy a bag of sour plums."

Cui Ruxu nodded, and gave him an "OK" from the air.

……

It was almost noon when Zheng Xiyao woke up, half of the blanket was under his body, his clothes were rolled up to reveal his belly, and he was covered with an unknown coat.

The uncomfortable feeling has been relieved, and the sleepiness in the morning has also been replenished. I also eat sour plums.

Zheng Xiyao looked around, but he didn't see Yu Qi or Cui Ruxu. When the time came, he saw Yue Xiyan returning with a bag of KFC.

"Welcome back sister."

Sweet and obedient, who doesn't like such an obedient baby?

Yue Xiyan walked over and pinched Zheng Xiyao's face, half threw the bag to Zheng Xiyao, and then went to free her hair that was tangled with the buttons of her clothes.

"Too many people died." Yue Xiyan complained, "There are too many people on the bus, and I met a hooligan who died, I was so mad."

He was so angry that he couldn't even free his hair from the buttons, and he became more and more angry.

Zheng Xiyao picked out a piece of Orleans chicken wing from it, pulled it into the trash can and ate it, and asked, "What happened to that hooligan? Did you call the police?"

"What's the use of calling the police? They don't care too much about it." Yue Xiyan said, walked to Yu Qi's desk, took a pair of scissors from the drawer, and cut off the tangled hair neatly, "There is no need to trouble the people's police for things that can be solved by raising your feet."

After cutting her hair by a third, the elder sister's mood improved inexplicably.

Yue Xiyan looked like she had just woken up, her hair was not combed properly, she was not wearing colored contact lenses, and she was wearing something like a small wooden stick on her ear.

Walked over to sit next to Zheng Xiyao, picked up a hamburger and ate it.

"They both went to bed." Yue Xiyan said, "I've been busy for almost 20 hours."

After Zheng Xiyao ate the chicken wings, he also took out a hamburger. He ate slowly, which was in stark contrast to Yue Xiyan. He asked, "Are they all so busy?"

Yue Xiyan found out the Coke that had been wrapped around the cup lid with tape, took a big gulp and breathed a sigh of relief before saying, "No, this time I met a difficult client, usually they finish it It is what it is, and there are very few customers who want to redesign it.”

"Oh, that's right." Yue Xiyan suddenly thought of something, took out her phone from her pocket to unlock it, entered a WeChat chat group, and showed Zheng Xiyao an official account that Yu Qi shared before going to bed, "Click in and have a look, your school of."

Zheng Xiyao took out a wet towel and wiped his right hand before swiping Yue Xiyan's phone.

I have to say that this sister's cell phone film has her own personality, and it is almost broken into flowers. Zheng Xiyao even wonders if this sister doesn't usually play with her mobile phone.

The official account of the No. [-] Middle School posted an article during the big class break. The content was about the sports meeting, and it was an article written by a student. According to the circle of friends Liu Yuzhu posted a while ago, he probably wrote it.

In this kind of article, everyone ignored the text and looked directly at the pictures, and Zheng Xiyao was no exception.

In fact, there are only ten accompanying pictures, and they are all the best ones in the series taken by Cui Ruxu.To Zheng Xiyao's surprise, among the ten photos, there was no picture of the long jump part taken by Yu Qi...

It turned out to be him.

Obviously it has been edited, because Zheng Xiyao also knows that the photos he took are uneven and vertical, and this still combines all the photos taken by Zheng Xiyao into one, from the run-up to the take-off to the landing. Blended together, it is very artistic.

Zheng Xiyao licked the salad dressing on his lips, his mood was a bit complicated, there were joy, disbelief, and emotion.

Still have a little regret.

If I had known... I would have been more serious.

Yue Xiyan was hungry, and didn't care much about the expression on the child's face, so she roughly thought that she should be very happy, so she made an advertisement for Yu Qi while the iron was hot: "I haven't studied photography, at most I'm just a fan , but Yu Qi also said that you did a good job in shooting, and with more practice, you will become successful."

Zheng Xiyao returned the phone to Yue Xiyan, blinked her eyes, didn't know what to answer, so she gave a silly "Oh", after "Oh", she felt impolite, and added: "So I should... ...say thank you for the compliment?"

Yue Xiyan was so teased by him that she laughed so hard that she almost spat out Coke, she laughed and said, "Don't thank me if you want to thank me, thank the one sleeping on the second floor."

Then he took another piece of chicken breast and said, "I heard from Yu Qi that your No. [-] Middle School will offer two specialized courses, right?"

Zheng Xiyao nodded.

Yue Xiyan said: "The editorial major, there is a small major in it, which is photography, and some universities also have separate admissions for photography majors, if you are interested, you can go and listen. But Yu Qi hasn't nodded yet, Cui Ruxu Instead, I persuade him to become a teacher every day, and he has let go a little in the past two days, probably nine out of ten."