On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Sure enough, Wang Se knew Zheng Xiyao. When he went to the new classroom on Sunday, Wang Se on the podium looked at Zheng Xiyao with a smile and went straight to the corner. He turned around and frowned, writing "I "Unhappy" was forced to take the first seat in the first row, first column.

Sure enough, Zheng Xiyao's name was written on the corner of the table.

There were a few in the class who arrived early, and they were dressed in different styles. A few girls loosened their hair and put on jeans, and a few boys spread their tails like a peacock.

It's a pity that they don't have enough good looks. With the same black clothes and black trousers, Zheng Xiyao can open her screens to look extremely gorgeous, but they feel a little imitative.

But now the most eye-catching flower peacock is angrily fighting for his throne with the head teacher.

Zheng Xiyao said: "I won't sit here!"

Wang Se replied to him with a smile: "Who will sit here if you don't sit here? No one dares to sit here except you."

Zheng Xiyao knew that he couldn't talk to the teacher in charge, so he pouted and said sullenly, "Isn't it possible to choose a seat in the first few days?"

Wang Se stretched out a finger and shook it back and forth: "This system doesn't work in the new class, so just sit here honestly! I don't care if you sleep in class or not?"

It's as if you didn't take care of it, Zheng Xiyao thought to himself.

He couldn't forget the nightmare that was filmed by Wang Seyi's textbook. He thought the earthquake room had collapsed, so he patted the table and stood up, scaring the teacher who was lecturing and the students who were obediently listening to the class. Jump.

Zheng Xiyao was unhappy, and sat down in this glorious and sacred position as if resigned to his fate.

Wang Se didn't start her long speech until all 40 people had arrived. Wow, wow, she said a lot, Zheng Xiyao didn't dare to touch her phone in such a conspicuous position, and forced herself to finish listening to Wang Se's long speech.

"Okay, now we need two students to go to the office to get our exercise books, Zheng..."

Zheng Xiyao reacted very quickly, and immediately covered his hand that had been cast, pretending to be like that: "Oh... my old injury has recurred."

Wang Se, who has been deceived by this face too many times, has already practiced the ability to distinguish the real from the fake, and his smile remains unchanged: "I can't fold the paper, go, you and Liu Yuzhu together."

After leaving the house, Zheng Xiyao began to think about his great career of changing tables: "No, I have to think about how to get back to my old place."

Liu Yuzhu really admired: "You really persist, I admire you."

Thinking to the door of the office, Zheng Xiyao had an idea, hooked Liu Yuzhu's shoulder, and smiled mysteriously: "You go in and get it first, I'll go back to work."

"Ah?" Liu Yuzhu looked bewildered, thinking that this great god's idea came too soon, "What good idea did you come up with?"

Zheng Xiyao laughed a few times, said "the secret of the sky must not be revealed", and walked away, leaving Liu Yuzhu with a back view of the peacock with its screen open.

In the class, Wang Se was still introducing the teacher to the students, when suddenly Zheng Xiyao poked his head over and said in a low voice, "Teacher, teacher, we can't find our papers!"

"Ah?" Wang Se was stunned, "Why can't I find it?"

"It's gone!" Zheng Xiyao said so vividly that she was almost gesticulating, "There are so many students in the office, we can't find our papers!"

Wang Se was startled and said, "Yo! Don't let Mr. Li take ours away."

With that said, Xiao Xiaobu ran to save the students' papers.

Then the remaining 38 people in Wen A class stared blankly at the first one holding a stack of books on the table and ran to the corner of the last row, sitting very at ease.

Facing Wang Se, who was empty and only Liu Yuzhu worked hard to move the papers: "..."

That little brat!

The classroom of class A of literature is the largest classroom in all the classes of arts, so big that the air-conditioning is central air-conditioning.Except for the ones in front, the left and right back tables are not touching the wall, and there is an extra row. There is a unified table for two people in the Seventh Middle School, a single table for one person, and a separate table for books.

Wang Se looked at Zheng Xiyao in the last row with a hippie smile on his face, and a stack of books on the right, so he showed his ear - because he was playing with his mobile phone on his side.

Zheng Xiyao didn't realize that Wang Se had returned until the front desk handed over a paper, so he put away his phone in a pretentious manner and obediently left his name on the cover, which was still more written than the answer sheet. Lian Lian wrote, and the front desk stared blankly at the whole process of the master's signature, not daring to say a word.

Before leaving, everyone should introduce themselves, and by the way, run for a squad leader, sports committee, etc., and it is best to elect a class representative together.

One after another, Zheng Xiyao happened to be the last one.

This master doesn't change his self-introduction, he is what he is now in the first class, he is good at learning and loves learning, the only difference is that he said the six words "study makes me happy" this time. The ground moved, causing applause.

With no homework and no desire to do papers, Zheng Xiyao was really bored and turned on the computer and voice channels.

Before entering the voice, I went to watch Liusha's live broadcast room.

Yu Qi said that they don't really have any work to do now, they mainly have to wait for the big boss on the client's side to nod their approval before they can leave, so during this period of time they are basically staying in the hotel, or answering the client's appointment tour Playing with mountains and rivers.

He also said that when he went back this time, he would bring a beautiful older sister, who was also a college classmate, to come to work with them.

Yu Qi has no interest in running around all day long. He still gathers in crowded scenic spots. Usually, Cui Ruxu and Yue Xiyan go. He stays in the hotel and works as a tool for the two teams.

The so-called two major teams are, of course, Rac and Tr.

There is no live broadcast, and the mic is turned off during individual training, so be as silent as you want.

Rac, who are currently training individually, Superstar, Wantan, and Cai Ji are already ready in the spectator seats, and Wayward, Childhood, and Big Sister Hu are also ready, and there is only one person left.

Ask wantonly: "Where are Mimi and Xiaotian?"

Big Sister Hu said: "Mimi went to class! Xiao Tian'er asked for leave today and won't play games, how about the three of us?"

The Tr team sharing a chat channel gave an idea, and Liusha said: "Hey, how about we borrow you? Hu, aren't you and Maroon in a double row teammate? Let's fight like this first?"

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Superstar suddenly found a person who shouldn't appear here, but he can't say anything if he did appear, "Guan Guan is here! Let Guan Guan fight for you! The first tune of the national server Master Xiang, come and show off?"

The quicksand studio was about to explode, and the fans were going crazy.

Quicksand was helpless: "Guan Guan, your fans asked you to start the broadcast, even if you don't start the broadcast, at least update a video, and then they ask you why you came."

"Ah?" Zheng Xiyao couldn't think of his own business involved, and couldn't laugh or cry, "My appearance fee is very high. You can choose a role for me, and I can play whatever I want."

Willful resolutely agreed on behalf of Superstar: "Okay, okay, is it okay for you to play as a mechanic? Our old Hu is practicing perfume."

Zheng Xiyao said, "No problem."

Yu Qi seemed to have left for a while, and when he came back, he saw Xiguan on the opposite side, saw his name on the channel again, turned on the microphone and asked him, "When did you come?"

Everyone else was wondering who they were asking, and only Zheng Xiyao answered him very naturally: "I just came, and Superstar asked me to be a tool man."

Yu Qi laughed and said, "Do you want a reward?"

Zheng Xiyao also smiled: "Of course I want it, Sanjiao! Two points less deducted are two points."

Yu Qi said to him: "Can you be a little bit promising?"

When the game started, Yu Qi had to shut down the microphone, and Zheng Xiyao had to finish what he wanted to say by muttering: "Why is this so useless?"

In the game, Rac and Tr listened to the whole process with suppressed laughter, and the onlookers were also delighted and surprised to hear the interaction between Xiguan and Yanghe, wondering if being neighbors could bring them closer together?

Ren and Xiguan cooperated well. After a game, everyone played steadily. After the game was tied, Yu Qi began to "point and point" at the settlement after the game: "Random and Xiguan cooperated very well. I can't fault it, but it won't work with Mimi, you two have to practice solo."

Wayward was somewhat subjectively dissatisfied with Mimi, reluctantly said "Oh", and said, "Then I will train with him for an extra hour in the next training session."

Captain Superstar interjected at this time: "Actually, both of you can just watch the video of you and Xiguan. You can improve by studying more. Okay, let's go to individual training! Bye bye Liusha, bye bye Yang~"

As soon as Rac left, Quicksand began to yell: "Come on, come on, comrades, get up and practice, shut down? Come on, come on, pin the position, let it be you!"

Zheng Xiyao: "???"

Zheng Xiyao felt that Liusha misunderstood his purpose of coming to the voice channel: "You guys are not missing me! I'm watching the battle!"

"Watch the fart!" Quicksand interrupted him mercilessly, and repeatedly invited Xiguan to join the team, "You are our Tr unannounced team member! Next year's summer season will be pointed at you! Hurry up! !"

"You fart!" Zheng Xiyao refused Quicksand again, dumbfounded, "Are you referring to me as a fart? You really believe me when I fool my brother!"

Yu Qi coughed suddenly.

Zheng Xiyao also coughed, and his tone was no longer irritable, but a little calm: "You lied to children, why do you really believe it?"

Cai Ji: "Brother???"

Cai Ji refused to accept it, and decided to move out the big Buddha in Yanghe: "Brother Yang agreed to come to Tr, why did you back down halfway! Brother, I look down on your brother! It hurts my heart!"

"What?" Zheng Xiyao was a little dizzy, "You agreed?"

Yu Qi replied to him: "Didn't you drag me in?"

This innocent little tone made Zheng Xiyao, who was as thick-skinned as a city wall, feel embarrassed to hear it, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Oh, okay, then I will also enter."

Cai Ji: "???"

quicksand:"???"

……

The teachers of Wen A class are basically from the original class, except for science.

After all, after the exams, we have to say goodbye to physics completely, and then assigning such a good teacher is a bit of a fuss. It is better to let science teachers teach science classes in a down-to-earth manner.

At first, Zheng Xiyao wondered, since this special class is opened, not only the teachers are well equipped, but there must be some other changes, for example, they have issued a set of thick papers for each subject, Another set of thicker exercise books was issued.

It was so thick that Zheng Xiyao didn't even want to glance at the title on the back.

In the first class of the new week, Zheng Xiyao understood why Wen A is called Class A.

This teaching speed was as if someone was chasing after him with a spear. Political teacher Wu Linlin's chatter was fast, but now she broke the seal and spoke even faster!

Fortunately, Zheng Xiyao was able to keep up with her notes while writing, and his mind was also fast, otherwise it was very likely that he would be like the girl diagonally in front of him, crying and following notes with a ferocious face.

It turned out that what she said in class one, "I'm already slow", was true.

abnormal!

After class, Liu Yuzhu howled and came to Zheng Xiyao's side, crying and begging: "Jianghu emergency, brother Yao, let me see your notes! She is too fast!"

Zheng Xiyao opened his book and said, "Read it if you understand it."

Liu Yuzhu boasted that he could understand his parents' handwriting even to the point that he couldn't recognize it, and he was very confident that he could understand Zheng Xiyao's handwriting.After hearing this, Zheng Xiyao laughed.

Naive.

Sure enough, as Zheng Xiyao expected, Liu Yuzhu turned to that page and saw that the book was full of ghostly symbols that resembled the symbol "~", and his jaw almost dislocated in shock.

"Brother Yao..." Liu Yuzhu closed the book silently, "Are your parents doctors?"

Zheng Xiyao unconsciously licked his tiger teeth with his mouth closed, and said slowly, "What's the matter?"

Liu Yuzhu was so focused on confirming the notes on the letter that she didn't notice Zheng Xiyao's expression, and said, "I think your word is as good as a doctor's, maybe you are a little better at it."

Zheng Xiyao smiled: "Low-key."

This is the first class, and everyone has already felt the coming of the nightmare.

Zheng Xiyao is quite comfortable, he is the only one who is still in the mood to play with his mobile phone after class.

Maybe this is the great god, the people of Wen A thought, maybe the great god is so different and calm in times of crisis.

It's not that Zheng Xiyao is too leisurely, he just doesn't like to make up notes during the break, and feels that the word "break" is very insulting.

And there's that nasty stupid thing again.

Obnoxious stupid thing: signed yet?Fucking like a bitch, fuck!

Yao.: Ask your mother to deliver the letter, your father and I signed it yesterday

Yao.: wild species

Obnoxious Fool: Fuck You Bastard!

Yao.: Which of us is the wild species?you are wilder than me

Obnoxious Stupid Thing: Fuck!

Obnoxious silly thing: Get out!

Chat will scold.

Zheng Xiyao put away his phone and sighed, thinking that if Yu Qi saw the chat records between him and his unlucky brother, he would probably pat his head like a fool.

Yesterday afternoon, as soon as Cai Ji and I came home, we met a messenger wandering around the gate of the community. Seeing him was like seeing a life-saving straw. An old man almost cried, saying that if Zheng Xiyao didn't sign his job, his job would be gone. The old and the young have no source of income or something.

If it wasn't for the expensive watch on his wrist, Zheng Xiyao would have believed it.

In the end, I took a photo of that statement as a commemoration, and then chased that idiot with extremely poor acting skills back to find the unlucky step-brother.