On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

There was a loud "bang" when the bathroom door closed, and Yu Qi on the sofa was still in the same posture just now, looking down at his palm prints that Zheng Xiyao had just painted.

Itchy.

Even if a child is an adult, his fingers are too thin. His nails are cut clean, and his fingertips are a little cold. When he draws along the palm lines, he becomes lighter and lighter, which seems to be a kind of silent teasing.

He should have practiced the piano, Yu Qi thought, leaning on the sofa with his palms covering his eyes.

My palms are so itchy.

"Hold."

Zheng Xiyao in the bathroom also cursed "fuck".

What are you doing?what am i doingPlaying hooligans?I do!Dry!

Zheng Xiyao, who had washed his face three times, looked up at himself in the mirror. Zheng Xiyao could swear that his face had never turned so red even when he had a fever.

How is this going?Am I cheap?

Dry!damn it!It must be cheap!I'm done!Fengping was killed!I have ruined my fame all my life.What would Yu Qi think?Will it feel too disgusting?It's over, I feel uncomfortable all over, how should I see him when I go out.

He won't go directly to the second floor to hide from me, will he?

Ah ah ah ah ah!

"Hold!"

After washing his face for the fourth time, Zheng Xiyao, who was bending over his belt, suddenly realized something, and when he raised his head suddenly, he raised his head too hard, and there was a louder "boom" than closing the bathroom door, which reached Yu Qi's ears.

"Zheng Xiyao!"

Yu Qi, who pushed open the bathroom door, saw Zheng Xiyao holding his head curled up and trembling, he sighed inexplicably, and let go of his clenched fist to suppress the trembling.

Yu Qi walked up to Zheng Xiyao and knelt down, gently pulled his hand away, and said, "Don't touch it, let me see."

The impact was so violent that the scalp was bleeding.

Yu Qi looked up at the small cabinet that he opened by himself from time to time because the screw was broken, and saw a little blood on the corner of the small cabinet door.

It's a bit tragic.

"Can you still stand up?" Yu Qi asked him, and patted him on the back, "Is it dizzy? Do you want to vomit? Are your eyes blurry? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Zheng Xiyao shook his head and answered all Yu Qi's questions.

All right, Yu Qi thought, continuing to pat Zheng Xiyao on the shoulder as silent comfort.

About three to two minutes later, the blind Zheng Xiyao stretched out his hand like an elephant, grabbed Yu Qi's arm, and said in a crying voice, "No need to go to the hospital, just apply... some iodophor, just sprinkle some Yunnan Baiyao."

"Okay." Yu Qi said, "Then you help me stand up first, and I will take you to the sofa."

"Wait a minute!" Zheng Xiyao pulled Yu Qi's clothes when they came together, "Let me take it easy...immediately...immediately."

It hurts so fucking badly. Since the last time when she slept with leg cramps, she couldn't stand upright and fell, and the bridge of her nose hit the stool leg, this was the second time Zheng Xiyao was crying in pain.

It hurts too much, Zheng Xiyao thought, how could there be such a harmful thing like the corner of a cabinet in the world?

Yu Qi felt that Zheng Xiyao must be afraid of pain.

Iodophor is not like alcohol. When it touches a wound, it stings in a panic, and the pain makes people grin their teeth. However, this kid has closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and pursed his mouth while grabbing his clothes. "I'm going to die" look, still trying to be brave.

"A man can stretch and bend, come on!"

Although Yu Qi didn't know what this had to do with being able to bend and stretch.

Zheng Xiyao's hand didn't let go until Yu Qi said "Okay, wipe it off" three times, and the clothes were crumpled, a bit conspicuous, and a bit ugly.

Yu Qi saw the gauze cut into small rectangles in the medicine box, picked up a piece with tweezers, and asked, "Do you want to stick a gauze? Maybe it will heal faster."

Zheng Xiyao's face was full of disbelief, "Are you serious?" Four big characters plus a question mark were written on his face, as obvious as possible.

Yu Qi shook his shoulders, indicating that he was serious.

When Zheng Xiyao shook his head, he felt dizzy and flustered, so he had to shake his hand instead, resisting extremely: "I can't imagine that there is such a thing on my hair, it looks like a green-mouthed cannon in a bunch of sunflowers, it's too conspicuous Already!"

Yu Qi probably guessed what he was talking about, but as an "old man" who is 6 years older, Yu Qi is still a little bit, and needs to confirm that the child's brain function is not broken.

"You are fine... why are you talking about Plants vs. Zombies?"

Zheng Xiyao blinked, and said confidently: "...a metaphor, don't you think this is convenient? It's very graphic."

Yu Qi: "..."

It wasn't until Yu Qi walked into the Academic Affairs Office that Zheng Xiyao believed that he came to school with him to confirm some things in class, not to confirm whether his mind was broken.

The two of them tacitly forgot about the incident on the sofa. Zheng Xiyao thanked the corner of the cabinet and his fragile scalp, otherwise he would never have imagined how he would meet Yu Qi face to face under such circumstances. stay.

and so……

How could you have such a dream?Zheng Xiyao thought to himself.

And why am I the one running away?Still running in such a panic, wouldn't it just be a joke and pass?What are you running?What is there to run?Still running so stupidly, like a shy girl who fucking confessed.

Zheng Xiyao suddenly stopped imagining.

Hold!How ashamed!

What are you thinking?

Am I an idiot?

14:38

Slap: I'm an idiot

This circle of friends blocked Yu Qi and his friends.

Cai Ji was so frightened that he thought Brother Yao was still not sober after being stimulated by the unlucky Empress, and even a little delirious and started talking nonsense.

Hedgehog who stabs your mother: What's wrong with you, Brother Yao?

Hedgehog who stabs your mother: You just scolded your step-brother a few words, why did the WeChat name that has remained unchanged for thousands of years change?still talking nonsense

Slap: [picture.jpg]

Slap: I am the third person in history whose remarks have been changed by me. Is it an honor, brother?

The picture is a screenshot of Cai Jixin's note.

Cai Ji posted an emoji of a trembling villain who "dare not move".

Zheng Xiyao, a person who accepted the other person's agreement to directly make notes according to the notes given by the other party, or did not change the notes at all after adding others, made an exception for the two of them.

One is his unlucky step-brother, this is the kind that really makes Brother Yao angry, and he can breathe out fragrance every minute of his anger.The other one is his neighbor's elder brother. This is the person Zheng Xiyao respects and likes from the bottom of his heart, or the one who changes his name on a whim and then changes back to his WeChat name in a few days.

Cai Ji didn't expect that he would be honored to be the third one.

Hedgehog who stabs your mother: Brother Yao... What's wrong with me?

slap: heh

Today's third small self-study class has become a professional teacher's self-introduction and talent show time to attract students.

To be honest, there are quite a few professional teachers here, including a Chinese dance teacher who taught Ran Tang.

The teacher didn't expect to see her students here, and she grinned happily throughout her self-introduction, attracting several girls, who thought she was a very, very gentle teacher.

After the art teacher finished the introduction, there was a gap period.

According to the introduction, there should be a choreographer and broadcasting teacher, who?Where did it go?

Zheng Xiyao turned his pen with his face propped up, and asked the choreographer below.

Slap: Are you running away?

Yu.: It was your choreographer who escaped

When the students had run out of patience and planned to start brushing up the questions for self-study, the broadcasting teacher was dragged by the broadcasting teacher to arrive late.

Shocked all four.

Zheng Xiyao heard the words "this teacher is so handsome" and "I want to learn broadcasting or directing" no less than ten times.

A little upset.

No reason, just feeling uncomfortable.

Yu Qi pushed the broadcasting teacher onto the stage, and went down by himself to wait.

The broadcasting teacher is also a man, handsome, with a face of first love, I don't know how the school finds him, but this teacher, with his good looks, can attract a large number of girls in any class he puts in.

"Well... Hello, everyone." He smiled, a little shy, "I... I'm not actually teaching broadcasting. Your broadcasting teacher is late for the plane today and hasn't come back yet. I'm the teacher who teaches choreography. The broadcasting teacher is doing a publicity."

Someone shouted: "Teacher, what's your name?"

The little teacher's face turned red all of a sudden, and he was a little embarrassed. He said, "My name is... Oh, don't look at me like that. My name is Xiao Qing. It's a bit like a girl's name. It doesn't matter, because anyway, I They don't teach broadcasting either. Haha, this broadcasting teacher is a man and a woman. The man's name is Liu Tianhui, and the woman's name is Bai Xiang. We both... know each other. They look really good-looking. Really, it's worth investing in shares!"

The students below yelled "Not as good-looking as you", which made Xiao Qing feel cramped, sweating on his forehead.

This year's class of students is too difficult to lead, Xiao Qing thought, without further ado, quickly pull good classmate Yu Qi up as a shield.

He also introduced a few more words: "Let, let Teacher Yu introduce the director to you. He, he just won an international award in photography last year, and he is six or seven years older than you, young! Young..."

Zheng Xiyao turned the pen faster, feeling that the latter sentence should not be said.

Because the class is about to explode.

With only 40 people, it is too exaggerated to be able to call out the posture of 400 people.

Yu Qi seemed to have experience as a teacher, so he skillfully tapped on the multimedia first to quiet the class, and while waiting, he went through layers of heads to meet Zheng Xiyao's eyes.

Zheng Xiyao was taken aback for a moment, and the pen in his hand fell down uncontrollably.

He seemed to be smiling?Zheng Xiyao thought while picking up the pen.

"I teach photography, so you won't see me before the second year of high school." Yu Qi said, pointing to Xiao Qing who was wiping sweat next to him, "He is the lecturer, an excellent student who graduated from Communication University, wrote the notebook, and planned it. The commercials and proposals have been sold to TV stations, and the one that was broadcast this year, "Xiafeng" was written by him, and he also participated in the screenwriting."

After finishing speaking, Yu Qi stopped and waited for a while for the excited students in the class. When all 39 people cast envious and admiring eyes on Xiao Qing, he once again locked on Zheng Xiyao, who was in the last row with a particularly obvious line of sight. Zheng Xiyao smiled at him openly, and Zheng Xiyao's pen flew off when he laughed.

After the students in the class gradually calmed down, Yu Qi started again: "But he is not the only teacher who writes and directs, and each small major has different teachers, so this major is quite fun to learn. If you are interested You can come to the class tomorrow, anyway, there is no tuition fee for the first month, Teacher Xiao Qing welcomes everyone to attend the class."

……

Evening classes on Friday nights are always a little impetuous. Taking this into consideration, Wang Se specially changed the evening classes on Friday to his own. The class teacher's suppression of the students in his class is still very effective.

Teachers turn a blind eye to students who are exceptionally good at learning, and will allow students like Zheng Xiyao to be distracted in class for 10 minutes, which includes sleeping, playing with mobile phones, and being distracted.

Once more than 10 minutes, the teacher will remind you by roll call.

Fortunately, the students headed by Zheng Xiyao are well-behaved. They listen to the class obediently when they are called.

Zheng Xiyao thought the title "Teacher Yu" was interesting, so he changed Yu Qi's note and changed his WeChat name back.

Yao.: Teacher Yu

Teacher Yu: Don't call me that

Yao.: Why?

Teacher Yu: It’s the same reason I call you a great god

Yao.: Oh

Yao.: Teacher Yu is also your classmate?

Yu Qi said that he, Cui Ruxu, Yue Xiyan, and the sister surnamed Chen who is about to jump over are all college classmates and have a good relationship.

Teacher Yu: Are you disobedient?

Teacher Yu: Yes, they are also classmates, and they are the only four who are still in contact.

Yao.: Oh

Yao.: Teacher Yu will be in charge of picking up and dropping off tomorrow?

Teacher Yu: Tomorrow is not an evening class, can you take the bus?

Yao.: My head is broken!

Yao.: I'm dizzy!

Yao.: I still want to vomit

Teacher Yu: ...

Teacher Yu: OK OK OK

Hey.

Zheng Xiyao put away his phone and was happy.

……

Before returning home at night, Yu Qi took Zheng Xiyao to the supermarket.

Zheng Xiyao followed Yu Qi, who disappeared in the blink of an eye when passing the snack area, and Yu Qi was waiting for Zheng Xiyao to choose at this entrance.

Finally, I came back with a bunch of pink packaging bag snacks.

Yu Qi glanced at it, what strawberry yogurt flavored ultra-thin Oreos, strawberry flavored Oreos, strawberry flavored wafers, peach flavored jelly, sweet and spicy potato chips, cherry blossom lychee sparkling water flavored potato chips, strawberry milk chocolate .

There is also a bag of white rabbit toffee.

Yu Qi: "???"

Yu Qi picked up one of the most popular bags, and read the words on it: "Chestnut rice sticks? Come on, Zheng Xiyao, tell me, how old are you this year? Why do you like eating so much? You look so girly." snacks?"

Zheng Xiyao blinked and stretched out two fingers: "Eight years old!"

With that said, Zheng Xiyao took another can of half-plum plums, and explained plausibly: "This is a girl? I don't wear skirts or make-up. Besides, who stipulates that boys can't eat these things? It's my fault for being so good-looking." eat it?"

It's unreasonable, but I can't say it.

Yu Qi smiled.

When buying vegetables, at first Yu Qi subconsciously asked Zheng Xiyao if he would eat them or not, but after only a few questions, he never asked Zheng Xiyao's opinion again, and let Zheng Xiyao weigh the vegetables .

"I think you have a problem with me." Zheng Xiyao came back with a bag containing two onions and said, "Why don't you ask me if I eat it or not?"

Yu Qi packed a carrot and said, "It's not necessary."

Zheng Xiyao: "?"

Yu Qi also gave Zheng Xiyao to weigh the carrots, and explained to him with a smile: "You, eight-year-old Zheng Xiyao, there are twenty or thirty kinds of vegetables here, but you can't eat more than ten kinds, or Count the ones you can barely eat with a frown."

Zheng Xiyao retorted tenaciously: "Nonsense, I'm not picky—"

Yu Qi let out a "heh", and Zheng Xiyao lost his temper.