On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

[Qingfeng]: I must solemnly and seriously announce... I am out of the order!I!take off!one!up!I have a girlfriend!I have a girlfriend!I have a girlfriend!Thank you Cupid for reincarnating Brother Xiguan!

In just 5 minutes, "Qingfeng off the list" ranked first in the hot search, setting off a frenzy in the forum.

[Xiguan]: You're welcome

[Wildness]: Am I relying on the truth?I rely on Qingfeng to get out of the order!

【quicksand】:? ? ?

[Prejudice]: Congratulations, Fengfeng

【Willful】: Congratulations to Fengfeng, who followed the superstar and became the second slaughter emperor who escaped from the order in just half a year

[Fengfeng's mouse]: No! ! ! ! !my wind! ! ! ! !

[Jiyue Qingfengfengfeng]: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!But congratulations anyway

The frenzy in the forum was still raging, but Zheng Xiyao was pulled out of the center of the frenzy by Yu Qi at this moment, and came to the shallows to float leisurely.

Teacher Yu: What's going on?

Yao.: Indescribable

Yao.: To put it simply, it is me, the reincarnation of Cupid, who opened my brother's stupid head and made him realize that he likes his little girlfriend

Yao.: Is it super detailed and concise?

Teacher Yu: Are you asking for praise?

Teacher Yu: Ah, super detailed and concise, great

Teacher Yu: Applause for you

Yao.: ...

I'm not asking for compliments, Zheng Xiyao thought dumbfounded.But he read that sentence over and over again, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a child who was asking for praise, and he still wanted to be rewarded.

Zheng Xiyao decided to break the jar.

Yao.: Well, come and praise me

Teacher Yu: ...

Caught off guard, Yu Qi almost sent out the ellipsis subconsciously.

Teacher Yu: You are awesome

Teacher Yu: Come back and cook something delicious for you

Yao.: Is the mutton fried with scallions?

Teacher Yu: The mutton is sold out

Tell a lie and don't draft it.

At 10:06, Moments, which had been neglected by Zheng for nearly half a month, finally opened again, and changed the minimalist four-character pattern into a short paragraph.

Yao.: Someone needs a dozen scratch paper

Zheng Xiyao looked at the forum again, the upsurge of Qingfeng getting out of the singles has not subsided yet, the fans were a little delirious from the stimulation, and they all started to urge their parents to get married indiscriminately.

Zheng Xiyao thanked Yu Qi in his heart. Fortunately, he called himself to chat, otherwise he would have been dragged by fans to "urge marriage" like willful and presumptuous.

So interesting.

Zheng Xiyao, who was squatting on the ground against the wall, also wanted to join this "marriage urging" industry, and was thinking about what to say to stimulate his teammates when he suddenly heard a voice from above.

"Zheng Xiyao?"

Listen to the tone, or know yourself.

Zheng Xiyao subconsciously had a black screen on his phone, and when he looked up, he saw a person he was familiar with but not liked by Zheng Xiyao, or even extremely hated——Wang Sile.

The junior high school classmate, the person who poured laxatives into Cai Ji's cup, was discovered by Zheng Xiyao, and the two twisted into a ball and fought. Since then, it has become a situation of "with you without me, with me without you", Continue until junior high school graduation.

It's just that he was caught doing bad things and got into a fight, so it wouldn't make Zheng Xiyao hate him so much that his fists would itch when he saw him.

What really caused their relationship to be so bad that they would fight when they met was that after the fight, Zheng Xiyao was stirred by a stool and accidentally touched his dick, and was scolded three times by Wang Sile with "disgusting" and "disgusting". Abnormal", of course the second fight.

Wang Sile has changed a bit, he doesn't look as stupid as before, but he still has the same kind of aggressive temperament.

He looked at Zheng Xiyao who was standing up, and his tone was not unhappy. He even felt a little unbelievable and surprised that an old friend would meet again, but what he said was a bit unpleasant: "Why are you here?"

Zheng Xiyao listened with question marks on his face, and asked, "Why are you here?"

He originally thought that the two of them would at least disagree and fight when they met again, but he didn't expect this idiot to change his temper and stop looking for a fight. live in peace.

"Have we not seen each other for two years?" Wang Sile asked, trying to reach out to touch Zheng Xiyao's shoulder, but was slapped away.

Wang Sile didn't feel embarrassed either, and put his hands back into his pockets when he was slapped away, and continued, "You've changed a bit."

Zheng Xiyao was in a bad mood when he saw him, and he said "um" to deal with it and wanted to leave. He felt that if Liang Qian didn't see him at the door, he would go to the laboratory building to find them.

But Wang Sile stood in front of Zheng Xiyao when he was about to leave, and asked with a smile, "Are you in No. [-] Middle School?"

Zheng Xiyao was so annoyed that he said angrily, "What does it have to do with you?"

"Hey!" Wang Sile stopped Zheng Xiyao again, and this time he stretched out his hand to grab Zheng Xiyao's arm, "I haven't seen you for two years, so you are so indifferent? Apart from 'um' and 'what does it have to do with you', what else do you have?" Anything else?"

Zheng Xiyao sighed, finally turned Wang Sile's attention, and asked, "Are you okay? I'll leave if I'm fine. I have nothing to say to you."

Wang Sile stared at Zheng Xiyao for a while, then suddenly said, "You're not still angry because of what I said before, are you?"

While speaking, his thumb rubbed against Zheng Xiyao's wrist intentionally or unintentionally, causing goosebumps all over Zheng Xiyao's body. When he wanted to shake off Wang Sile's hand, Wang Sile's hand strengthened again, and he clasped tightly. Zheng Xiyao's wrist.

"You can't do it." When Wang Sile said, he quietly took a step towards Zheng Xiyao, close to Zheng Xiyao's ear, "I didn't know what to say when I was a child, how can you remember it now?"

He purposely blew into Zheng Xiyao's ear.

Zheng Xiyao had goosebumps all over his body, and the little hedgehog's spikes stood up in an instant, shrinking himself into a small ball of thorns.

Zheng Xiyao stared at Wang Sile vigilantly, withdrew his wrist from his hand, and asked coldly: "I don't remember until now, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, if you don't leave, don't get in the way here." my way."

Wang Sile spread his hands, as if "I just don't leave, what can I do with you".

Zheng Xiyao said silently in his heart, "Don't argue with idiots", and he couldn't say anything else to him. After passing Wang Sile, he would leave this place of right and wrong.

When passing by Wang Sile, Zheng Xiyao saw through the shadow that this idiot was about to reach out again, so he immediately grabbed Wang Sile's wrist with his backhand, grabbed his neck with the other hand and pushed him against the wall, feeling irritable, and yelled at him viciously: "I'll just say it once, don't fucking touch me, or I'll kill you."

……

Zheng Xiyao seldom hates a person, and even more so rarely that he doesn't even want to look at him. Wang Sile is an exception. There are very few exceptions, and he is the only one from the beginning to the end.

When Zheng Xiyao was in junior high school, he only talked to Cai Ji and only played with Cai Ji. Whether it was a boy or a girl, he always seemed to be indifferent to answering, and at most it was limited to greetings among classmates.

Boys who are good-looking and good at studying are easy to be envied by others, especially when the rebellious period in junior high school was fierce, Wang Sile was the group who took the lead in jealousy of Zheng Xiyao in the class.

After he had a fight with Zheng Xiyao once, the two of them became like fire and water, they didn't like each other, they wanted to fight when they met each other, but Wang Sile couldn't beat Zheng Xiyao, basically every time After being pinned to the ground by Zheng Xiyao and beaten violently, he could only sulk at the wall after returning home.

Boys are jealous and unconvinced, what should I do if I am unconvinced?

One day, Wang Sile yelled in class, saying that Zheng Xiyao liked boys and that he was a pervert.There is also reason, because Zheng Xiyao really doesn't play with girls very much, and he and Cai Ji are indeed a couple.

That day Zheng Xiyao beat Wang Sile until he lost a tooth. His father spent a whole day in the hospital, and before he had time to rest, the teacher called him over and asked him to give him a good counseling on the child's psychology.

Zheng Xiyao remembered that day, when the sun was setting, his father dragged him along the road and asked, "Yaoyao, why did you beat him?"

Zheng Xiyao was afraid of his father's disappointment and denial, so he lowered his head, tears still rolling in his eyes, sobbing softly: "He said I like boys! He said I'm a pervert! I'm not!"

"Yaoyao." When Dad said it, he squatted down and looked up at him, "I know you are not, I believe you, but you have to know, no matter what, beating someone is wrong. Write a serious review and hand it to the teacher when you go back, okay?"

……

Zheng Xiyao was squatting on the ground playing with his mobile phone, thinking about that day, after Wang Sile finished shouting, all the boys in the class immediately moved away from him, even if they didn't speak, Zheng Xiyao could see their fear eyes.

——Except for Cai Ji.

This idiot was the only one who didn't retreat but advanced. He picked up the book and threw it at Wang Sile, yelling at him, which was not very pleasant. Anyway, every sentence defended Zheng Xiyao.

At that time, Zheng Xiyao lowered his head, and there were tears in his eyes.

After returning home, his father was so tired that he couldn't open his eyes, but he still accompanied him and supervised him to finish the review. The laughter is indeed harsh.

When I was young at the time, I didn't understand why Wang Sile said that liking boys is a pervert, what's wrong with liking boys?Why can't boys like boys.

Dad didn't say anything after hearing his question, he just said that there is nothing wrong with liking someone, no matter whether the person he likes is a man or a woman.

"Brother Yao!"

In the distance, Cai Ji and his little girlfriend came over hand in hand, carrying a cup of milk tea.Based on Zheng Xiyao's understanding of Cai Ji, this fool only drank fruit tea at the milk tea shop, so the cup was either for himself or for his little girlfriend.

Zheng Xiyao also knows Cai Ji.

Cai Ji cheerfully handed the milk tea to Zheng Xiyao, and said, "Why haven't you come out yet? I already bought a cup of milk tea."

"Some teachers are not allowed to hand in in advance." Zheng Xiyao said, not being polite, and took a big sip after receiving it, "Is there anyone from the other teaching building? Those two people shouldn't be so slow."

Cai Ji said: "In case you can't hand it in in advance. Hey brother, where do you want to go for lunch?"

"Whatever." Zheng Xiyao said, "Don't eat spicy food."

"Why?" Cai Ji's face was full of question marks, "I have eaten with you for four or five years, and I have never heard you say that you want to change your sex and stop eating spicy food? What's wrong with you, bro?"

Zheng Xiyao let out a displeased "tsk", handed the phone to Cai Ji, and said, "Your coach told me not to eat spicy food, and I have to record a video for inspection."

Cai Ji: "???"

Cai Jizhen had little question marks all over his head: "Why...record a video?"

The little girlfriend poked him, and said in a tone of resentment: "The photo may be found on the Internet!"

……

Yao.: [Video.gif]

Yao.: Have you seen Teacher Yu?

Yao.: I am the only one eating beef noodles in clear soup!No beef yet!

Yao.: What kind of beef noodles are called without beef?

Teacher Yu: You really listen to me.

Teacher Yu: What’s wrong with the clear soup, the clear soup is also delicious

After the video was filmed, Mr. Yu fooled around, Zheng Xiyao immediately returned the bowl to Liang Qian, and brought back his own bowl with chili oil floating in it, and it was quite satisfying to eat.

Liang Qian asked everyone, "Hey, where are you going this afternoon? Going back to school or going to play?"

"You still want to play, classmate Liang Qian." Liu Yuzhu said heartbroken, extremely sad, "There will be a quiz in a week, and after the quiz, there will be a parent meeting. The mountain of papers is like Wuzhishan! You can't be chic!"

"Let's take a break." Liang Qian said, turning her head to look at Zheng Xiyao, "What about you, brother Yao? Why don't you go home after relaxing outside?"

Zheng Xiyao pointed at herself: "Me?"

Cai Ji answered: "Brother Yao, don't even think about it. He, a lone wolf for ten thousand years, has never succeeded in asking him out!"

"Really?" Liang Qian was startled, and turned to look at the god who asked for water, "Are you really such a lone wolf?"

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao said, taking a sip of cold water to suppress the salty and spicy taste in his throat, "I just don't like going out to play, it's a little different from a lone wolf. "

The meal was actually quite enjoyable, although it was just simple beef noodles.

The two girls, Ran Tang and Kong Ning, eat fast, and sit and chat together after eating. There are too many topics that girls can talk about when they get together. They either talk about celebrity gossip or school gossip, or chat Talk to the boys present.

Suddenly, Ran Tang's phone rang, she gestured to several people, and ran outside to answer the phone.

"Hello? Who is it?"

"Hello." It was a falling tone, and the voice over there sounded a little rushed, as if he had done some intense exercise, "Sorry, I made a mistake."

Typing it wrong?

Ran Tang held the phone in front of her, and when she was about to go back, she caught a glimpse of a figure in the alley next to the noodle shop, and there was a figure flashing by, maybe it was because he was hiding anxiously after being discovered, but because he was unconscious. Be careful of the flash that reveals the shadow.

Ran Tang's curiosity is actually not that serious, if it wasn't for this phone call, she might not care about it.

But a phone call came and said it was a wrong number.Her curiosity was aroused a bit, and after hesitating for a little while, she still walked over to see what was going on.

"!"

She saw a person lying on the ground, it was Dong Hanyu who had harassed her not long ago.