On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

The day before the weekly exam, there was a little rain, and the air was cool, and together with the bleak autumn wind, it could make people shiver.

Zheng Xiyao was still wearing a sweater with only one layer of thin fleece. When he got out of the car, a gust of cold wind in the underground garage made his skin crawl, especially on his exposed ankles. The wind was like little silver needles , bouncing up and down to greet his ankle.

"I think..." Zheng Xiyao clenched the collar of his school uniform, put his head on Yu Qi's back and waited for the elevator with him, "I am... Ziwei now."

There was a question mark on Yu Qi's head, wondering where did the kid get these cute metaphors, but he echoed him and asked, "Well, what's wrong with Pearl Gege?"

Zheng Xiyao's teeth were chattering from the cold, and he was a little awkward to speak: "Just, that's the episode of making Ziwei into a small black house, have you watched, have you seen it? Rong Rong, give it to me!"

Yu Qi entered the elevator holding back a smile, and asked, "I've seen it, what do you want to express?"

Entering the elevator, Zheng Xiyao came back to life after cutting off the cold wind, exhaled, and said: "This little wind is like that needle of Mammy Rong, my God, it stabbed me to death, I will change it tomorrow." A pair of high-waisted socks."

"Let you show your ankles." Yu Qi said, fumbling for the key from his pocket to open the door, "An autumn rain and a cold, you should also prepare thick clothes, do you have thick clothes?"

"Yes." Zheng Xiyao said, "I have the same style of sweater, thin, medium and thick."

He's not afraid of being told that he doesn't do laundry, Yu Qi thought.

Today, Aunt Yu made fried pancakes, fried with cabbage, and took out the homemade chili sauce and ate them.The spicy sauce is not too spicy, a little salty, and it has a different taste when eaten with pancakes, which is very good with rice.

Before going to watch the students' video homework, Yu Ying also reminded Yu Qi: "Qiqi, don't forget that you and Yaoyao will drink Banlangen in a bag later. It's cool today, so don't catch a cold again."

Zheng Xiyao didn't dare to be arrogant to Yu Qi until Yu Ying entered the house: "Heh, Mingzhu Gege has a good physique, so I don't need Banlangen."

Yu Qi took a sip of water to suppress the salty taste choked by the hot sauce, and said flatly, "Did you know that Ziwei was not only shot in the chest by an arrow, but also blind? Huh? Pearl Gege?"

Pearl Princess fell silent.

When Yu Qi was doing the dishes, Pearl Gege gave up her homework and came over again, carefully flattering her: "Brother Huang, can we discuss something?"

Without even thinking about it, Yu Qi directly refused: "Not good."

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Frustrated, Zheng Xiyao chose to say straight: "I don't want to drink Banlangen, it's bitter and astringent, and it's extremely invincible and unpalatable."

"Are you a child?" Yu Qi asked him, "Only children don't like to drink medicine."

Zheng Xiyao immediately used sincere and innocent eyes: "Yes, I am eight years old!"

Yu Qi: "...No, you have to drink."

After washing the dishes and wiping his hands, Yu Qi pushed Zheng Xiyao's shoulders to the living room, and asked, "There's an exam tomorrow, and you haven't reviewed it yet? Are you so confident?"

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao said sullenly, "Oh, I found that Class A is really not a place for people to stay."

Yu Qi asked: "What's wrong?"

Zheng Xiyao moved a small stool and sat down on the side of the tea table, took out a stack of papers folded into small squares from the pocket of the school uniform, and said depressedly: "It's too hard, have you ever seen someone who wants to study even when he eats and sleeps?" Is it? And the learning progress of Class A is really crazy, it’s only the first half of the semester, and the first year of high school is almost done.”

Yu Qi turned on the game, put on the earphones to take care of Zheng Xiyao, and said, "No surprise, the No. [-] middle school you went to compete in has always had two top classes, and they finished all high school knowledge in the first year of high school. In the second year of high school, I consolidated my knowledge by doing the questions, which is very exciting.”

Zheng Xiyao, who already had a premonition of his fate, sighed, and asked, "Is Shi Dizheng so fierce? Doesn't this have to be carried to death?"

Yu Qi ordered the ranking preparations, shook his head and said, "Of course not, history, land and politics can at most be faster, and it won't advance as fast as Yushuying. If these three courses are also so fast, the students will not survive. Are you alive?"

That's right, Zheng Xiyao complained silently in his heart.Bow your head and pick up your pen. The first question is a big historical question about classical Chinese materials.

Zheng Xiyao stared at the question for three seconds, then decisively switched to the geography paper.

I still don't forget to complain to Yu Qi: "The current history has completely forgotten that it is a history subject. In order to consolidate our ability to translate Chinese and classical Chinese, the materials have to be translated into translation questions, which is too much."

Yu Qi was concentrating on chasing people on the screen, but he was still distracted by Zheng Xiyao's words: "You can be content without showing you a picture. In the year of our college entrance examination, there was a story in history. At that time, many people were crying. from."

Zheng Xiyao held his pen cap in his mouth and asked with a smile, "What about you?"

Yu Qi hung the third person on the execution platform, looked up at Zheng Xiyao, said "huh", and asked, "What are you talking about the number one scholar in the college entrance examination?"

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Geography papers are a little easier to do than history and politics, at least there are not so many words to write.

The geography teacher sent me the list of climate, latitude and longitude, what are its characteristics, and where are the main distributions? Where is it, what is the climate.

"Amazon, Amazon again, I found that geography really loves Amazon." Zheng Xiyao complained endlessly, "He can't come up with something else, such as the Nile River and the Mississippi River."

Yu Qi smiled and said, "Go and respond to the questioner."

Zheng Xiyao pursed his lips and complained: "I don't know who the questioner is. Hey, how are you doing in the rankings?"

Yu Qi showed Zheng Xiyao the draw interface, stretched his waist, and said, "It's not bad, I've caught up to No. 23 on the ranking list. Since I haven't worked for the past two days, I guess I can catch up to the top 10."

If the top 10 players sign a contract with the platform, the platform will have extra rewards, and the top 3 will have super extra rewards.

Zheng Xiyao turned his pen and said, "It's rare to see you draw."

"Your double row teammate." Yu Qi said, "Seeing that he is a little out of shape, he probably lost his points all night, so I gave him 2 points."

Ever since Yanghe passed Xiguan in qualifying, this great god who only loves points seems to have become enlightened overnight. Kill both and let both fight to a draw.

Zheng Xiyao remembered what Cai Ji said a week ago that his self-willed state was not good, and asked, "You can also see that the self-willed state is not good?"

"It can be seen." Yu Qi said, "It's too obvious, the positioning is too chaotic, it's not his style."

Zheng Xiyao bit his pen cap again, and said: "I asked him what's the matter, and he hesitated, maybe something happened to him. But his teammates are trying to enlighten him, even Mimi, who was the one who told me at the beginning For the person who didn't deal well with him, he and Ren Zhilian asked him what's wrong."

Yu Qi let out an "oh" and started the game again.

It seems that he was willful and didn't tell the child anything, and the child didn't know what happened.

The kid finished writing the geography paper, and when he switched to politics, he suddenly said: "I saw someone on the forum said that the last live broadcast of Willful was very hasty when it was downloaded, and it has never been broadcast since that time."

Yu Qi answered him vaguely: "Well, it seems to be."

Zheng Xiyao wrote the answer back and forth in the answer area, and asked casually, "Do you know what happened that day?"

Although he was mentally prepared, Yu Qi still made a mistake when he was asked. Fortunately, he used the role of the Red Queen, and he could make up for it once he made a mistake.

"I don't know." Yu Qi said, "I wasn't there that day."

That small mistake was a bit fatal, and in the end the remedy was only a draw.

Yu Qi sighed and went out. Just as he was about to lift his neck to relax his cervical spine, he suddenly met the child's bright black eyes.

"You lied—" the child deliberately elongated the tone, and pretended to be a child's voice, "When you lie, your voice will sink, and you still pretend that I don't know? Heh~"

This time, the one who lost his temper after being "huh" became Yu Qi.

Yu Qi was helpless, sighed again, and said dumbfoundedly: "It's about other people's private affairs, no matter how good our relationship is, I can't just tell you casually."

"I know." Zheng Xiyao chuckled, "You see, I didn't even ask."

……

What was rare this morning was that Yu Qi didn't get up.

Every morning, Yu Ying goes to the Cultural Palace to play musical instruments with a group of music-loving friends. Even if they don't play musical instruments, a group of people get together to chat.

In the past, Yu Qi could get up at 6:30, go to the opposite door to make breakfast for Zheng Xiyao, and ask Zheng Xiyao to get up at 40, go out at 50, arrive at school at 7:25 if there is a traffic jam on the road, and go to school at 20 if there is no traffic jam. about.

So Yu Ying never asked Yu Qi to get up.

It's just that Yu Qi didn't get up today.

When Yu Qi woke up, he was still extremely sleepy, as if he hadn't woken up, his eyelids were still heavy, and his head was a little dizzy.

It's over, maybe it's not a cold, Yu Qi thought, thinking that the kid was alive and well wearing so little yesterday, how could he be knocked down by wearing so warm?

There is news about two people on WeChat, Cui Xu and Zheng Xiyao.

06:54

Pearl Princess: Brother? ? ? ? ?

Mingzhu Gege: My God, you actually overslept this day!

Pearl Gege: I took a drip and left!

Princess Princess: Goodbye Teacher Yu

07:27

Pearl Princess: Teacher Yu, are you still awake?

Pearl Gege: It’s not like you

Pearl Princess: You don’t catch a cold, do you?

07:38

Cui Ruxu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Cui Ruxu: Is it going to rain red today?

Cui Ruxu: I/Fuck!You are fucking late!

07:49

Cui Ruxu: …………………

Cui Ruxu: Based on my understanding of you who never oversleep, you shouldn't be...

Cui Ruxu: Do you have a cold?

It is 8:36 now, and the children should still be writing Chinese papers.

Yu.: I'm fine, I have a little fever

After returning to the children, Yu Qi turned his head and continued to sleep, leaving Cui Ruxu aside.

When Yu Qi really woke up, it was almost 10:30. Yu Ying came back from the Cultural Palace and started preparing lunch. When he got home, he found his son's shoes were still there. When he opened the door, he saw that Qi Qi was leaning against the bedside with a thermometer look at the phone.

"What's wrong?" Yu Ying sat beside Yu Qi's bed and touched his forehead, "Oh, why is it so hot? How long have you been pinching it?"

Yu Qi took the thermometer out of his armpit, sucked his nose, and said, "It's been 10 minutes, Mom, please help me, I'm a little dizzy."

Yu Ying lifted the thermometer up to see that the mercury was pressing towards 40°C.

"It's over 39°C, why is it burning so badly?" Yu Ying touched Yu Qi's forehead again, "Hurry up, get dressed, let's go downstairs for an infusion, your fever is too severe."

……

It was 11:11 when Cui Ruxu received Boss Yu's reply, which was a very auspicious time.

Someone who doesn't understand the style Yu: yes

Look, look, how incomprehensible, how it can extinguish people's enthusiasm with a pot of cold water. Cui Ruxu felt that he was the angel who saved the world in his previous life. In this life, he changed his goal, and the world asked him to save classmate Yu Qi.

Don't look, good name: Why do you suddenly have a fever?

Don't look, good name: want me to see you?

Unfamiliar with the style Yu someone: no need

Uncomprehending style Yu someone: Don't let Chen Jiamu cook at noon, Zheng Xiyao has an exam today, eating salty will affect his performance

Look no further, good name: ? ? ?

Don't look, good name: I have grown up so much, I have never heard that eating salty will affect the exam

Uncomprehending style Yu someone: so you are not the champion

Look no further, good name:  …

Someone from Yu Yu: Go buy some shrimps and fry them for him, he said he wanted to eat them last night

Look no further, good name:  …

Ruthless, really ruthless, so why should I care what kind of cold he has?

But the boss dared not listen to what the boss said. At noon, Chef Cui Ruxu personally fried cucumber and shrimp for Zheng Xiyao, and put a little sugar, because Boss Yu said that children eat sweets.

A few of their employees ate scrambled eggs with tomatoes, dry-stir-fried beans, king oyster mushrooms, and hot and sour potato shreds, which set off the plate of shrimps extremely tall.

Then from the mouth of the little friend, Cui Ruxu and the four people finally knew what kind of illness Boss Yu had.

09:30

Yao.: Huh?Why do you have a fever?

Yao.: Let you stop drinking Banlangen!

Teacher Yu:?

Teacher Yu: Who didn't drink Banlangen yesterday after half an hour of tug-of-war with me?

Yao.: ...

Yao.: Sorry, shall I cook for you tonight?

Teacher Yu: Make me Coca-Cola Chicken Wings

Yao.: ...

Yao.: All right, all right, for the sake of you being implicated by me

This is blatant discrimination!

Cui Ruxu really wants to make a complaint, why can he reply in seconds when a child speaks, why does he have to wait until he is completely awake before replying?

and also!

It's the same as asking "Do you have a cold?" Why does the child's reply even tell what illness he has, and he can only get a solitary "Hmm"!

Excessive!unacceptable!

Cui Ruxu was very depressed, but Xiao Qing wanted to add fuel to the fire: "What does this mean? It means that your elder brother Yu Qi doesn't want you to care about him."

Cui Ruxu, who was pouring oil on him, and Yue Xiyan and Chen Jiamu, who were watching the fun, suddenly understood something.