On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Lao Cai himself thinks this job is very good. It is next to a key high school, and his daughter-in-law is still teaching here. He can protect the flowers of the motherland and his daughter-in-law together, and work and life are balanced.

"Ha! Do you think I am such a braggart! Say my son is 667, so 667!"

"Just keep playing, the full score of the high school entrance examination is 600, how can I give you an extra 67!"

"You're ignorant, you old man! Now people still have to take exams in junior high school sports experiments! You have to count them too! How can you give me the extra 67?"

Zheng Xiyao, who heard such a conversation as soon as he arrived: "..."

Sometimes it's like this, afraid of whatever comes, the more Zheng Xiyao wants to become a stone, the more Lao Cai can see him at a glance.

Seeing that 667's godson was coming, Lao Cai immediately waved him over without saying a word: "Come! 6... Oh no, come son! Tell this old man how much did you take in the high school entrance examination?"

Zheng Xiyao reluctantly walked over, like a child forced to show off his talents to other parents: "...667."

Comrade Lao Cai looked proud: "Did you see it? You said 667 is 667, and you won't lose a cent!"

Hearing that Comrade Lao Cai was stupefied for almost an afternoon, the old man approached Zheng Xiyao with bright eyes, and asked, "Hey! Really? How did you learn it, pass on your experience, I'll tell my son when I go back."

"..."

Zheng Xiyao hesitated for a while whether to tell the truth, but seeing the uncle looking forward to it, he couldn't bear to deceive him.

"Just learn it casually, just take the exam..."

Comrade Lao Cai answered immediately: "Did you hear that? Did you hear that! Just take the test! Hahaha my son is worthy of being my son, he is so good! Oh, tell me, old Liu! My own son is 663, and my godson is 667. Why am I so blessed? Woolen cloth!"

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Zheng Xiyao felt that this year might not be the right time to come here for the New Year.

……

Comrade Lao Cai’s house was a two-story building he bought.

The guest room next to the master bedroom on the second floor is specially prepared for Zheng Xiyao.

Comrade Lao Cai's wife, Ms. Chen Tian, ​​is still teaching in the closed high school, making the final sprint for the next high school students.His son, Cai Ji, is still working hard in No. [-] Middle School, waiting for his dear brother to pick him up for the holiday.

So when Zheng Xiyao arrived, there was no one in the room.

Zheng Xiyao took out a key with only two keys on a large key ring from his pocket and opened the door.

The room is not deserted, there are a lot of flowers and plants inside, one can tell at a glance that it was arranged by Ms. Chen Tian, ​​a person like Lao Cai who doesn't like to play around, certainly can't think of decorating the house.

After running around all the way, Zheng Xiyao wanted to lie down and have a good rest after entering the house.

Before going to bed, I habitually glance at my phone. It’s okay not to look at it, but when I look at the good guy, it’s all messages from Cai Ji.

Cai Ji: Brother Yao!Hurry up and check out the Seventh Middle School's forum, you're hot bro!

Cai Ji: [link]

Yao.: What the hell?

Cai Ji: Take a look and go, you will never be disappointed!

Zheng Xiyao opened the link and looked at the title [Seventh Middle School ushered in another top scorer in the senior high school entrance examination. Is it a blessing or a curse? 】

"What?" Zheng Xiyao said again.

[Baibaibai]: I'm about to tell the sophomore in high school that this No. [-] scholar is a legend in our [-]th high school.

[Gao Dashang]: I told everyone with the old students of the [-]th Middle School that this number one scholar contracted half of the love letters from the [-]th Middle School.

[Feiyu]: In my lifetime, I can actually see the Xueba in the living novel! awsl!

[Baibaibai]: No, it's not a school bully, this is a school god, plus a school bully.

[Time is like a river]: Could it be that this handsome guy still has a glorious history?

[Gao Dashang]: Being able to fight against the director and fight with seniors, what kind of glorious history do you think it can be?

[Brilliant Galaxy]: It also has a glorious history. So far, the juniors of the [-]th Middle School still uphold this legendary fighting style. It doesn't matter whether you win or not, the momentum must come first.

[Little cutie]: hhhhh what style is this.

[Shush in a low voice]: What kind of bullshit academic master is a cheater who doesn't know how to behave? Just boast like that.

[Driver Ke]:? ? ?what's the situation?What the hell is cheating?

[Shush and lower your voice]: Every time you take the exam, you will be in the next grade, and the only time you get a perfect score is copied. What do you think, haha.Entering the game, missed the senior high school entrance examination and repeated the grade for one year, and took the 667 exam one year later?Novel dare not write like this.

[Tu Tu]: No way, how could it be possible to cheat in the high school entrance examination?Isn't the inspection very strict?

[Shush in a low voice]: This is the only way to show that they are awesome, and they can cheat in the high school entrance examination.

The following words are not nutritious, and they are all talking about whether he cheated, beat the seniors in junior high school, and confronted the teacher.

To be honest, it's pretty boring.

The poor classmate Cai Ji was still worried that Brother Yao couldn't bear it and called to say hello: "Hello? Brother Yao, I'm here to comfort you."

Zheng Xiyao's face was blank: "Ah? You have a hole in your head, why do you comfort me?"

Cai Ji was also dumbfounded: "Ah? You don't need to be comforted? Why don't you tell me sooner! I even went to the toilet to secretly make phone calls. I was afraid that you would be unhealthy and run over to beat them up!"

Zheng Xiyao had no choice but to say, "I'm sick. I'll sit all the way for another four... 50 stops to go to No. [-] Middle School to beat up some people I don't know? It's not Cai Ji, you tell me, it's you who have learned to be stupid recently." Is it? Is the brain still there?"

Cai Ji wanted to cry but had no tears: "... huh? I rely on brother Yao, I am extremely sad, you actually say that about me."

Zheng Xiyao turned over, yawned lazily while hugging the pillow, and said, "Brain is a good thing, I hope you have it."

……

Quite boring, Zheng Xiyao thought about it again, thinking they were really boring.

This kind of speculation has never stopped since he was in junior high school. There are always boring people who don't learn how to randomly guess how he got such a high score in the exam.

"There's nothing to guess." Zheng Xiyao said, suddenly lost interest in going to sleep, turned over on the bed again, opened "Escape" and prepared to relax.

This game is a computer game, and later a mobile terminal was released, which is not as easy to operate as the computer terminal, but it is indeed much more convenient, and for gamers like Zheng Xiyao who have no problem with mobile and computer...

it's the same.

As soon as he went online, he received an invitation. Zheng Xiyao said "wow" and refused without hesitation.

Then the brother came over.

[Vv Quicksand]: Guan Guan, how are you thinking?Let's go to the game together?

[Vv Xiguan]: No

[Vv Quicksand]: Why?Don't worry about it, you are number one on the list

[Vv Xiguan]: Isn't it self-willed to be number one on the list?What does it have to do with me?

[Vv Quicksand]: Don't worry, just go to the competition with us

[Vv Xiguan]: My underage brother still has to concentrate on his studies

[Vv Quicksand]: What are minors afraid of?Look at the childhood of NA, wasn’t he only 17, didn’t he still go to the competition?

[Vv Xiguan]: Comrade Quicksand, do you know

[Vv Quicksand]: Know what?

[Vv Xiguan]: Learning makes me happy

[Vv quicksand]: ...

Originally, Zheng Xiyao thought that he could relax happily and play a game, but he didn't expect that buddy to find him again.

[Vv Quicksand]: The matter of the live broadcast, this will never be rejected, your fans are waiting to be fed, brother.Check out your latest video by yourself, how many comments below are telling you to start a live broadcast

[Vv Xiguan]: ...

[Vv Xiguan]: I have thought about it

[Vv Quicksand]: You also rejected me with these four words last time

[Vv Xiguan]: I really think about it, really

Live broadcast, Zheng Xiyao sighed, he doesn't like showing his face very much, it's not that he is afraid of being recognized, it's just that he has a psychological shadow, which makes him afraid to show his face in person.

What if it's a nice change?It's good to change your personality.

Do whatever comes to mind.

Zheng Xiyao turned over and sat down in the computer chair with his slippers on.

Turned on the computer, logged on to WeChat, and opened the V station.

After entering the V station, I didn't directly click on the "I want to live broadcast", but instead opened the live broadcast of the number one [Yanghe] on the hourly list.

This [Yanghe] is currently number one on the ghost list, and Zheng Xiyao can always meet him when he plays Survivor.

What's interesting is that the two of them have never been teammates, either he is the escaper opposite the pursuer, or he is the pursuer opposite the escaper.

Therefore, fans on both sides called them "enemies of the century".

As a super member, signed by V station, or a well-known user of Renhuang, once he entered the live broadcast room, he caused a big storm.

[Who did I see!who!Who is this! 】

[My day!Enemy of the century! 】

Yanghe also noticed him, and said with a smile: "Oh, the fans in the live broadcast room today are lucky. Hey Guanguan, please type, is it me?"

Zheng Xiyao replied to him: "I'm not, are you?"

[Hahahahahaha!Guan Dashen's ability to hate people as always! 】

[My God, what did I see!Shut up!What a loving nickname! 】

Yang He laughed twice, and asked, "Does Guan Lianmai play games? Enemy of the Century as a teammate once? I think you're very flirtatious. Give me a chance to learn."

Zheng Xiyao replied: "I can't beat you."

Then he said: "Then you agree to my friend application. I'll go to the live broadcast and give me the room number later."

[! ! ! ! ! !I am not wrong, right?Guan Shen is going live? 】

[Screenshot taken!In my lifetime!Guan Dashen actually broadcast live. 】

Yang He smiled and said, "No need to take screenshots, this is a live broadcast, let's see if he repents and give it a try."

Zheng Xiyao found out after turning on the live broadcast that the camera was not forced to turn on.

He saw that Yanghe's camera was pointing at the keyboard, and thought he was pointing the camera at the keyboard because he didn't want to show his face.

"Yuan...cough, it turns out that the live broadcast doesn't have to have a camera on."

[Hahaha of course not, Guan Shen's voice is really nice! 】

【Oh My God!Sunshine and refreshing juvenile voice, super nice voice!And it seems a little immature. 】

[hhhhhh I laughed so hard, it turned out that the reason why Guan Dashen didn't broadcast live was because he was afraid of showing his face! 】

"No. And what is that sunny boy's voice? The video will change the voice a little bit." Zheng Xiyao suddenly discovered the fun of live broadcast, and chatted with the barrage while logging into the game, "I'm afraid of showing my face, I'm afraid Some people are too obsessed with my prosperous beauty, they only pay attention to my face and not my operation."

[Hahahahaha Guan Guan don't explain the sound so seriously. 】

[Do you listen to what people say? 】

[Be yourself, bro! 】

Zheng Xiyao couldn't laugh or cry: "Why am I not a man? Ah...Yanghe sent me the room number."

A bell rang, and when Zheng Xiyao was still silent, Yanghe suddenly spoke to Zheng Xiyao: "Your voice sounds familiar, a bit like someone I know."

Zheng Xiyao: "Your voice is familiar to me."

"Ha, I invited you."

What is the concept of "enemies of the century" getting together to beat someone?

At that time, the second superstar on the ghost list happened to be live broadcasting, and happened to meet the two-person team of Xiguan and Yanghe.

At that time, when Superstar saw the two names [Vv Xiguan] and [Vv Yanghe] appearing opposite each other, he blurted out: "Damn it? How did they hook up?"

……

While playing the game, a bullet screen suddenly entered Zheng Xiyao's eyes, the content was: "Guan Shen's voice sounds a bit like a student."

"That's right." Zheng Xiyao said, there was a crackling sound of keyboard typing in his hands, and he returned to the rivers and lakes peacefully walking ghosts, "I'm a student."

"Really?" Yanghe answered, and there was also the sound of typing on the keyboard, "I think your voice is a bit small, isn't it the same as when you were a child? Junior high school?"

Zheng Xiyao said, "I'm just like him."

Yanghe asked him: "Aren't these all high school students? Why do you still have time to play games?"

Zheng Xiyao replied: "Have you heard of a genius? It's the kind that doesn't delay playing games and studying."

Yang He: "...you really are not humble."

Zheng Xiyao smiled and said, "I may be more than that."

Yanghe became interested and said, "Tell me, let me see if you can surprise me."

【Brother Yang, just wait to be surprised! 】

[Bet on a bag of spicy sticks, Guan Dashen will be so scared that you can't speak. 】

Zheng Xiyao: "Have you heard of other people's children? I am."

Yang He: "Tell me more in detail."

Zheng Xiyao: "He's handsome, he's good at studying, and he's good at playing games. Have you ever seen someone who takes certificates home by dozen? How lucky, you met them today."

Yanghe: "..."

【Hahahahahahahahaha, brother Yang is defeated!I knew it! 】

【Naive brother Yang, actually thinks Guan Dashen is a humble man! 】

[Haven't experienced the torment of Guan Dashen after all. 】

This game was played, and Zheng Xiyao was in a daze, forgetting to eat and sleep.

At 6 o'clock in the evening, Zheng Xiyao's arrogant cell phone rang, and Zheng Xiyao finally took his eyes off the computer screen for a while, and turned on a light by the way.

"Invincible is so, how lonely, invincible is..."

Zheng Xiyao hid the character he manipulated in a relatively safe corner, laughed twice, and said, "Sorry, the phone rang."

[Oh my god, the ringtone of Guan Dashen's mobile phone is "Invincible"! 】

[Hahahahahahaha fits Guan Dashen's temperament! 】

It was Cai Ji calling.

"Hey?"

"Hello? Brother Yao, I fucking saw you broadcasting live on V station! What stimulated you? What happened to Guan Shen who refused to live live at the beginning?"

Zheng Xiyao held the phone between his shoulders and cheeks, and was still concentrating on playing the game, saying: "Fart, let go."

Cai Ji felt that his brother Yao was beginning to develop in the direction of an "Internet addicted boy", so he couldn't help worrying about his schedule: "No, brother, you haven't forgotten that you promised your brother to pick me up in three days, right?"

Zheng Xiyao felt that Cai Ji was a little baffled, and said, "Didn't you forget? No... what do you mean? Are you questioning me?"

"Don't dare, brother, don't forget to bring me the most precious motion sickness medicine. Last time you didn't bring the medicine and I fainted all the way. The feeling was really uncomfortable."

Thinking of the last time Cai Ji had to get off the bus halfway, Zheng Xiyao couldn't help laughing, and joked: "Don't worry, I won't take you on the bus this time, I will take you with the most domineering means of transportation in history." you come back."

[The author has something to say: PS: The game "Escape" refers to the fifth personality. 】