God forbids me to fall in love

"guess what?!"

Huang Xiuqi hurriedly sat across from Fang Yue with a bowl of spicy noodles, and announced happily, "I just found out that he really dropped out of school! This is a university, and it's not a junior high school where you can transfer easily. What do you think he will do in the future? You can't go back and repeat the college entrance examination..."

He kept shaking his head, and sighed at Fang Yue: "Your single physique is really amazing. It has been fulfilled and has never been surpassed. This warrior just confessed to you a few days ago? Didn't you still make the appointment? Do you want to go to the movies? It's so sudden..."

Hearing this, Fang Yue paused slightly with the hand holding the chopsticks, and after sighing, he took out his mobile phone, opened the V letter, and clicked on the first dialog box.

The last few messages he sent were all followed by bright little exclamation marks, ruthlessly highlighting the tragic fact that he was blocked by the other party.

Seeing his appearance, Huang Xiuqi pursed his lips knowingly, and asked while adding vinegar to the noodle bowl: "To be honest, do you like this person quite a bit this time?"

"I can't say I like it. At most, I have a good impression. How dare I like others." Fang Yue shook his head, denying his friend's guess.

He said so "bitter", but Huang Xiuqi laughed mercilessly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think you should really submit an article to the 'Approaching Science'column team I have chosen both the title and the slogan Now, a young man in the prime of life who has many suitors is bizarrely single for 21 years, and his love is actually a curse? Behind the deterrentness of countless suitors, is it the loss of morality, or the annihilation of humanity?"

He squeezed his throat on purpose, trying to say something mysterious.

"..." Fang Yue didn't have time to talk to him, he frowned and covered his mouth, and after a few seconds, he spit out a small blood-stained stone.

The braised chicken and rice that I had eaten for two years actually had a hidden secret, hiss, and the mouth was cut.

as predicted……

At this time, not only his suitors will retreat, but he himself will occasionally become very unlucky, and the degree of unluckyness depends on how attracted he is to his suitors.

This is the conclusion he came to after years of groping.

Huang Xiuqi laughed even louder.

The fate of Fang Yue's solo mother started from the fourth grade of elementary school.

At that time, as the handsome young lady who swept the entire fourth grade class one, he won the brave pursuit of several little lolitas such as the female class monitor, art committee member, health committee member, and campus TV station host.

One day during their class spring outing, several girls were vying to sit next to him. At that time, the school bus accidentally rolled over in a car accident. Fang Yue pressed the girls under him like a mountain, and he was unscathed.

On the whole, there were no casualties, but this car accident caused a deep psychological shadow on the Huaguduo of the motherland. This incident was even published in their local evening news, which affected the number of students enrolled in the elementary school for several years.

Although Fang Yue was very innocent, in the hearts of those children, he himself seemed to be an identifier equated with disaster. After that, no little girl hugged him.

After entering junior high school, even boys wrote love letters to Fang Yue.

Let me just talk about the most impressive case. At that time, the school bully of the school next door brought a group of gangsters to block Fang Yue's school gate after school on Friday, and ordered the group of people to call Fang Yue sister-in-law when they saw Fang Yue.

The school bully himself is holding nineteen roses, his unruly yellow hair raised proudly, his neckline is deliberately wide open to reveal the tattoo of "莣莣啊" on his chest, his peas shoes are spotlessly polished, and a piece of paper is held between two fingers. He smoked a cigarette and spit out two smoke rings from time to time.

Of course, before Fang Yue could say his vow of "If you don't leave me, I will never give up", he was hit by a tree with a crooked neck that suddenly fell at the school gate, and he fell into a coma on the spot.

Unfortunately, he hit his head. He was sent to the hospital for more than ten stitches and recuperated for two months.

It is said that after waking up, he saw through the world of mortals and became enlightened, and he didn't like Fang Yue anymore. He just kept trying to escape into Buddhism, begged his parents to drop out of school, and now he might sweep the floor in which Shaolin Temple.

As for high school, there are countless such suitors.

Fang Yue's reputation of eating all men and women can be regarded as a hit.

But when he received love letters, his hands softened, and his scalp tingled when he heard the confession, he never had the opportunity to taste the taste of love.

It's not that his eyes are so high that no one can look down on him, or that he sticks to his principles and refuses puppy love, but that as long as someone likes him, something will happen to cut off the red line.

In his sophomore year of high school, he met his crush, and it was at that time that he found out that he liked someone of the same sex.

The other party is the top student in the new science class, and Fang Yue's deskmate.

Sunny and gentle, smart and handsome.

During daily activities such as playing basketball, reciting texts, and doing homework together, the two developed feelings beyond the scope of friendship. Kong, injured and fractured after falling down, suspended school for a year.

All of a sudden, Fang Yue's classmate became a junior.

Fang Yue, on the other hand, was busy with the college entrance examination, so he didn't dare to have any enthusiasm anymore.

The problem was, things didn't get any better after he went to college.

Neither of his parents are rigid people, and he himself is very open-minded. In fact, he yearns for a sincere relationship.

But none of the countless suitors can achieve a positive result with him, and it is really evil.

This time, the suitor who transferred for unknown reasons is a freshman this year, and he is a member of the same reasoning club as Fang Yue.

I just met Fang Yue when the backbone of the club was handed over at the beginning of the semester, and I was shocked immediately, and quickly launched a fierce pursuit.

Of course, the cooling down of enthusiasm was also rapid, and the procedures for withdrawing from school were handled really quickly.

"Do you think you may be haunted by some female ghost?" Huang Xiuqi joked with a smile, "The female ghost secretly promises you for life, and won't let you abandon you forever."

"...Do you remember the fortune-telling incident on the bridge I told you last time?" Fang Yue wiped his mouth and stated calmly, "The master said that I was the left servant boy in the sky in my previous life, and I went down to experience in this life. Can touch the love of the world."

"I believe it." Huang Xiuqi replied with a smile twice, not forgetting to say, "When you return to the Heavenly Court, don't forget to introduce Sister Chang'e to me."

He put the finished noodle bowl on the tray and held it with one hand, lifted his schoolbag to his shoulder, and stood up with Fang Yue.

The two had to go to class after lunch.

Fang Yue looked normal on the surface, and he was still joking with his friends, but he was actually quite disappointed in his heart.

Although this feeling is not called a broken love, it is almost the same as a broken love.

He lowered his head and carried the cutlery to the designated place. When he was about to wash his hands at the sink, a person bumped into his shoulder hard.

The strength can't be said to be great, but the man's body is really hard enough, like a big stone, Fang Yue staggered.

"Hey, are you okay?" Huang Xiuqi helped him up.

Fang Yue didn't make a sound, feeling that half of his torso was about to be knocked apart.

The reckless classmate threw down a cold "I'm sorry" and left in a hurry, without even looking back at the "victim" or waiting for someone to respond with "It's okay".

All that was left was a dark back of the head and a slender figure sprinting away.

"Damn, hurry to reincarnate?" Huang Xiuqi cursed.

Fang Yue attributed all this to his unlucky start to miss a relationship that hadn't started yet.

He patted Huang Xiuqi's arm to show that nothing happened, and was about to take a step, when he caught a glimpse of black under his feet out of the corner of his eye, and took a closer look, it turned out to be a thin notebook.

I haven't seen this thing before, did the previous classmate drop it?

Fang Yue hurriedly looked in the direction of the gate, this time there was no trace of his back.

There was no way, he picked up the notebook, and prepared to hang it on the official account of the campus assistant in a while, waiting for someone to claim it by himself.

Huang Xiuqi sighed on the side: "What kind of Holy Father Mary are you?"

"I thought you were praising me." Fang Yue scratched his head, raised his eyebrows and said, "Is lost and found considered a holy father? I'm still far behind."

"No, the key point is that your behavior is repaying hatred with virtue."

"The man just bumped into me, didn't mean it, and he did apologize."

"...That makes sense. Then why am I still so upset?" Huang Xiuqi's expression gradually became puzzled.

"Maybe it's because he looks too attractive." Fang Yue said jokingly.

He put the notebook into his schoolbag, and muttered, "Run, class is about to begin."

After finishing speaking, he took a step forward, shook off the wet water droplets on his hands, and strode towards the teaching building with his schoolbag in his hands.

"Yeah."

The two retreated into the classroom at the last second when the class bell rang, leaving only the first row with room left.

Fang Yue just sat down under the professor's nose and was ready to take notes, when Huang Xiuqi poked his waist and motioned him to look at his phone.

"My girlfriend prepared a thank you gift for you#呲牙#呲牙"

"Last time, you forwarded the astrology advertisement for her, didn't you? She said she would give you a fortune telling package! The store opened by a friend in her 'circle' is said to be very accurate. I support you to check the marriage hahahaha."

Two messages from Huang Xiuqi came over.

Fang Yue quietly clicked on that strange push message, and saw an advertisement for a divination house, which opened on the commercial street opposite their school.

He couldn't laugh or cry and typed two lines: "Thank her for me, I will go when I have a chance."

Huang Xiuqi's new girlfriend is a "little witch", who studies all kinds of Chinese and Western metaphysics every day, and started business some time ago to look at the astrolabe.

Since Huang Xiuqi told her the story of Fang Yue, she has been very concerned about Fang Yue's relationship progress, and often said that Fang Yue has "karma" in him, and this time she couldn't help but extend a "helping hand" .

"She asked you to go today, saying that today is the full moon. I don't understand #把脸" Huang Xiuqi shrugged at Fang Yue while typing.

"Oh oh okay, thank her." Fang Yue blinked back and put the phone back in the bag.

He looked up at the professor's ppt, looking focused and serious.

But if you look closely, you can see that those beautiful eyes are slightly hollow.

Fang Yue was dumbfounded.

A sentence from the divination push advertisement he just saw kept appearing in his mind

"God is watching you."