Riding a panda in the world

In order to thank you for saving me after I crossed the catastrophe, and also sent me to the zoo to take care of me, can I promise you with my body?

Ye Mingshu, you like me too, I'm fine. "

Ye Mingshu didn't know what to say anymore, so he pulled Xuanyuan Cang and dragged him out of the door.

"Are you full? Let me go when you are full! Get out of here! Don't talk nonsense here."

Xuanyuan Cang looked back at the food on the table, and said pitifully, "But I'm not full yet..."

Ye Mingshu thumped him hard, opened the door, and pushed him hard, "Damn! Who cares if you're full or not, I'm being polite, so you really mean it?

Leave, you leave immediately!Don't stay in the zoo anymore, go wherever you come from, tell you that I won't like you, you get out! "

How could Ye Mingshu's small arms and legs push Xuanyuan Cang, a non-human being?Naturally, the latter let him go, or if he pushed for a long time and stayed where he was, watching himself doing futile work, wouldn't he add fuel to the fire and become even more angry?

In order to give the other party a time to digest the news, Xuanyuan Cang decided it would be better to dodge it first, and let Mingshu think about it.

Xuanyuan Cang held Ye Mingshu's hand, put it on his lips and kissed, and looked into the other's eyes with the most sincere and affectionate eyes, "Mingshu, I'm serious, I like you, give me a chance.

There are many benefits to following me, the number one bear bear warrior.

Stealth through walls is trivial. You don’t need to spend so much money on air tickets when you go on a trip in the future. I’ll be there right away with a transfer formation.

And with me here, so what if your horoscope is light?I will protect you and keep you safe.

I can also go through the back door, so that your parents and close relatives can prolong their lives and enjoy their old age without disease or disaster.

What, give me a chance, it's my promise to you, okay? "

At first, Ye Mingshu was disgusted by his fleshy hand-back movement, but just as he got rid of this guy, he heard the benefits of the pile behind him, and couldn't help but feel his heart move.

To be honest, having a powerful non-human friend has a lot of benefits, it's like opening a super cheat, smooth sailing, whatever you want, convenient to death.

Moreover, it can also make parents, grandparents and grandparents live longer?No disease or disaster?It has to be said that this is a powerful temptation.

Although Ye Mingshu knew that he wouldn't accept him, he had to say that the terms of this guy's offer were really tnnd tempting.

With a hand retracted and a heart swayed, Ye Mingshu pushed him out, "Fart! Don't come to seduce me, lure me? You are quite capable of you?

I don't care, everyone has their own destiny, so get out of here! "

With a bang, Ye Mingshu closed the door and drove the violent panda out of the house.

Xuanyuan Cang looked at the closed door in front of him, shook his head helplessly, and sighed.

That's weird, isn't that how it's done in TV dramas?

Why hold the other person's hand and kiss it, then put it on the cheek and dance twice, look at the other person affectionately, say some polite words, and then promise that I will treat you well in the future, treat your parents as yourself parents.

At this time, shouldn't the other party be moved and runny, throwing himself on his chest and shouting "How can you be so kind to me?" I like you so much"?

Why didn't everything play out according to the routine when I got here?

Is it because I didn't say the most crappy line? ——The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united.

Xuanyuan Cang thought suspiciously, tsk, Mingshu definitely doesn't like this sentence, no reason, the beast's intuition always feels that saying it will make Mingshu even more angry.

That's right, this sentence is too nasty, and I feel like my hair is counting down when I hear it.Forget it, think of another way.

It seems that "Han Zhu Ge Ge" is not very reliable, next time I have to change to a TV series.

After staring at the door in front of him for a while, he was sure that Ye Mingshu would really not open the door to let him in, so Xuanyuan Cang walked out listlessly.

Before taking two steps, Xuanyuan Cang suddenly leaned in front of the cat of the family opposite Ye Mingshu, and said bitterly: "Damn! What are you looking at! I've never seen a conflict! Pervert! Peeping Tom!"

The owner of the opposite door was startled by the sudden big face, stepped back quickly, and patted his chest involuntarily.

Good guy, I just listened to the quarrel on the other side and looked through the cat's eyes. Why did this become a perverted voyeur?It's unreasonable, hey, you wronged me!

The author has something to say: Hoho~~ The violent panda finally confesses!La la la, sprinkle flowers!applaud!Keep your claws!

Someone started to play tricks on Xiaoye Zhizi.

Temptation is not good, but prime temptation is very effective~

after the confession

After finally calming down the thrilling mood like riding a roller coaster, Ye Mingshu was depressed, his heart was very angry, and there was an indescribable breath in his chest, and he was not happy at all.

Hastily cleaned up the dining table, checked the time, it was time to go to work again, and I had to see that pervert, and I was even more upset.

Once a person is upset, he wants to make the person who made him unhappy even more unhappy.

After packing up his things, Ye Mingshu set off on time, took the bus he took every day, wandered to the zoo, and clocked in for work.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, giant pandas can only do two things - eat and sleep.

Carrying a large plate of watermelon, Ye Mingshu walked hesitantly to the Panda House.

If I went there, I might see that pervert, but it’s not worth not going to the Panda House and not working because of him. Hmph, what is there to be afraid of seeing him?

I thought that Xuanyuan Cang would keep talking to him after meeting him, but he didn't expect to mention the horror confession of the previous two hours, as if nothing happened, which made someone very angry. Puzzled, and even more upset.

You are here leisurely nibbling bamboo sticks and eating watermelon, why should I be so depressed because of your words?

You, the culprit, are so comfortable. I'm upset, very upset, and I have to make you feel uncomfortable too.

But there was no specific way to make this non-human unhappy, so Ye Mingshu decided to - cold war.

Ignore you, whoever you love, go cool off while you are.

As a result, Ye Mingshu's unilateral cold war ended in less than three hours.

During the break, Ye Mingshu was bored and surfed Xiaowang for a while, and accidentally saw a news video with super high clicks—it was the cat catchers they were tracking last night.

Generally speaking, someone taught the group of cat thieves and human traffickers a lesson and then reported to the police. The evidence was conclusive and the stolen goods were captured.

Several orphans who had just been abducted by this group of people also returned to the orphanage. The whole hospital celebrated together. The society was harmonious and the people lived a happy and healthy life.

Ye Mingshu sneered and turned off the video.What kind of river crab, if it is reported on the news on TV, it must have been solved. Unsolved cases that really have problems will not appear in front of the public.

Announcing good news but not worrying, it has always been the case in heaven.

Comrade Ye Mingshu, a young cynic in the new era, finished his poisonous tongue, calmly turned off the video, turned off the computer, then got up suddenly, and ran out like "crazy".

"Xuanyuan Cang~~! I have something to ask you!"

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Seeing the extra-large fat panda leaning against the rockery as usual, Ye Mingshu straightened his expression, walked to a distance of three steps away from the opponent and stood still.

"Hey, have you read the news? Forget it, it's useless to ask, you definitely don't read the news.

It was the cat catchers and human traffickers we followed yesterday who were caught on TV and were successfully arrested and imprisoned. Watching the video, they seemed to be beaten badly.

What are you looking at?It just seems miserable. . . . . .There are mosaics on the video, you can see the specific appearance below if you think I have a see-through eye?

Okay, don't interrupt me, I'll just ask you, do you know the inside story?For example, what did the lynx spirit do to people? Have the captured orphans and wild cats been released back? "

Xuanyuan Cang moved his body, and patted the place beside him with his big bear paw, "Since you want to talk, sit down and talk. I have to look up at you when you stand like this. Are you tired? Sit down."

Ye Mingshu stared at him for a few seconds, making sure that he really wouldn't do anything strange, then sat down carefully, keeping a safe distance between the two of them.

"Okay, let's talk."

Xuanyuan Cang licked his paws lazily, "How would I know? Didn't you read the news? The news didn't make it clear?"

Ye Mingshu rolled his eyes, and said contemptuously: "Cut, the news is super vague. Who knows what's going on? Why don't you just ask you for clarity."

Xuanyuan Cang nodded, moved to Ye Mingshu's side, sat down beside Ye Mingshu, rubbed his body on him with satisfaction, leaned on him and said: "Anyway, the girl from Shanmao's family is very hot-tempered, hard and smelly, that's the one." The stinky stone in the latrine doesn't look like a woman at all, and she won't blink when fighting or killing people. All the men in their clan are afraid of her.

You said, if those bastards are in her hands, what good fruit can they have? "

Ye Mingshu pretended to listen calmly, but he was howling in his heart, go away!You perverted guy with dirty thoughts, get out of here!

But the ass seemed to be glued to the ground, it just couldn't move.

Xuanyuan Cang felt helpless when he saw this guy's dying look, "Do you need it? I just said I like you, but I didn't say I would eat you.

What are you nervous about?If you don't want to, I won't force it. I will take my time and wait until you like me.

We are very principled, you think we are all like you human beings