Riding a panda in the world

Especially this fried tender bamboo shoots, delicious and spicy, I like it. "

Xuanyuan Cang grinned, and pushed the whole plate of fried bamboo shoots in front of Ye Mingshu's eyes, "Eat more if you like it, I can't say anything else here, the bamboo shoots are all over the mountain, eat as much as you want!"

"Thank your mother for me. The food she cooks is really delicious. By the way, I still have a big jar of pickles pickled by my mother. I specially brought it to bribe your elders. Give it to your mother for me. Wait, I'll get it."

Xuanyuan Cang stopped Ye Mingshu who got up to get the pickles, "Don't worry, we'll talk after dinner. Hurry up and go to the sparring session after eating. It's about to start, and it's not close to the arena."

Pickles and everything are just floating clouds, even if you want to give it to her, you have to give it to her yourself, the main thing is to take you to see my mother, an ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her in-laws, and my booklet is not ugly at all.

Hearing this, Ye Mingshu sat down again, slammed into the rice, and couldn't wait to watch the legendary competition.

"Then will your elders and patriarchs go to see it later?"

Xuanyuan Cang shook his head, "Who knows, maybe, let's see if they wake up and eat or not.

If I'm in a good mood, I might go there to give some prizes to the guys who beat better. If I'm in a bad mood, I might go there to see who doesn't like it.

In short, this group of old people will definitely not have the thoughts of normal people. You can answer everything they say in a lukewarm manner. If you are enthusiastic, they will always rely on you.

It’s hard to come up with a stranger, or a human being, be careful that they follow you all the way and make noise. "

Ye Mingshu nodded, but his heart was still excited.

Ever since I heard about the "heroic deeds" of the elders, I have been looking forward to their dignity. I really want to see what these guys with brain circuits comparable to aliens look like.

The two hastily cleaned up the dishes, Ye Mingshu stuffed the bribed products into his backpack, and followed Xuanyuan Cang to the competition venue full of expectations.

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Looking at the bustling scene of monster mountains and monster seas in front of him, Ye Mingshu opened his mouth and kept sighing like the grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden.

Wow, this guy didn't even put his tail away. It seems that his level is not good. If he doesn't even transform properly, he must not, pass.

Wow, this beauty's breasts are like basketballs, she can go to shoot underwear commercials.

Wow, sir, your beard is all on the ground, how do you look a bit like an anime character.

Wow, this brother, you have a sharp mouth, monkey cheeks, thick eyebrows, and mouse eyes, and your racial characteristics are not usually obvious, are you a mouse spirit?Could it be. .Is it Brother Monkey?

. . . . . . . .

Xuanyuan Cang held Ye Mingshu's hand along the way, euphemistically calling it to prevent getting lost, and walked step by step towards the VIP stand with tents next to the ring in this land where monster mountains and seas were crowded with people.

Walking in front of a gorgeously dressed woman, Ye Mingshu didn't have time to sigh how beautiful the beauty is, so Xuanyuan Cang pulled him to him, put his hands on his shoulders, and introduced: "Mother, this is me and my wife." You said Ye Mingshu. Mingshu, this is my mother."

Ye Mingshu was stunned, unable to react and started to freeze, looking at the empress dowager who kept smiling, he had to pull out a stiff smile, and subconsciously stretched out his hand, "You...Hello, I'm Ye Mingshu, nice to meet you. Um...thank you for the breakfast, it's very delicious."

The woman covered her face with her sleeves and smiled, stretched out her hand to shake Ye Mingshu, "I heard Xiao Cang mention you a few days ago, and today I finally meet.

As expected of my son, he really has the same tastes and preferences as me, and has vision. "

The moment his hands touched, Ye Mingshu suddenly came back to his senses, and withdrew his hand resentfully, complaining unavoidably in his heart.

Grandma is a bear, you brought me to see your mother without saying hello, what do you want?What do you want? !This is to meet the parents?Don't scare me, villain panic!

He also said that he has the same taste as your son, and that your son has good eyesight, isn't that just a disguised boast of himself?

Hey, big sister, do you want to scare people like Lafayette?

Xuanyuan Cang saw Ye Mingshu standing there like a wooden man and didn't understand, so he gently pushed his lower back, "Didn't you say that you have pickles to give to mother? Why don't you take them out soon?"

Ye Mingshu smiled mischievously, and began to howl in his heart: Mother?Mother, you are tall, mother, that is your mother, not mine, don't play word games with me!

No wonder you didn't let me give you the pickles just now. It turned out that I had planned a long time ago and wanted me to deliver it in person. It's too insidious!

The slander belongs to the slander, but the relationship between bears must be well established.

Ye Mingshu took out bags of special products from his backpack and began to bribe him.

"This is my mother's special pickles and bacon, as well as baked cookies, milk sugar, seaweed, crispy rice, mushrooms, young pickles, aromatherapy night light, and a bottle of lemon essential oil..."

Xuanyuan Cang and his mother, Princess Yushan, looked at this messy mess and felt embarrassed together. Is this for a wild trip?Or a tea party?Set up a street stall?

Ye Mingshu reported all the things in the bag, and then raised his head and asked, "You can take whatever you like. If you don't like anything, I'll go back and get it later. I also brought a big box of things."

In other people's territory, Xuanyuan Cang is my backstage, and his mother is the backstage of my backstage.

Most of these things are given by my cousin who runs a grocery store, and some are given by some girls who are too kind. They use bribes that cost nothing and are not very expensive. They are cheap, money-saving and effective. , hum ha ha.

Princess Yushan looked at the colorful packaging in the bag, full of curiosity, immediately pulled Ye Mingshu enthusiastically to sit down on the seat, put the backpack on the coffee table, and the two began to share the spoils.

Xuanyuan Cang looked at the big and the young helplessly, frowned slightly, and laughed at their childishness, but he sat aside curiously, looking around.

Before the distribution of spoils was over, drums and gongs rang loudly in the arena, and everyone's attention was drawn back, and they looked at the stage at the same time.

An uncle came up to the ring. Although he looked nearly forty years old, he was not old. He had a mature and stable charm. He really was a man.

The uncle wore a silver-gray robe similar to Xuanyuan Cang's, except that the uncle's clothes were trimmed with gold, while Xuanyuan Cang's were trimmed with silver.

Stand-up collar with slanted buckles, tight cuffs and trousers, and a very wide hem. It is a standard samurai uniform, a must-have outfit for fighting and running.

The uncle on the stage babbled a lot of opening speeches for the conference, which was still a standard routine, "Thank you to the members of all ethnic groups for coming to our Xiongbi clan to participate in this discussion conference today. You have come all the way. Thank you for your hard work. It is a great honor.

It is also a great honor for our family to be able to host this conference. I hope that everyone will be able to take the lead in this conference and achieve impressive results! "

Ye Mingshu was amused just looking at it, why does it feel like "Hi comrades, comrades have worked hard"?And the next few sentences are like the opening speech of the sports meeting.

The uncle didn't talk too much nonsense, so he immediately stepped aside and shouted: "This competition has officially begun. Those who are interested in participating, please line up and get ready to go on stage one by one!"

I don't know where a gong sounded, and the discussion meeting officially started.

The monsters are quite straightforward, jumping directly onto the stage if they want to participate, they don't shyly wait for the booing and applause before refusing to go on stage.

There is a saying in TV dramas that is right, those who go on stage first are the little people, and those are extras who play tricks.

The bull-level big monsters are all behind, and generally they will not come to the stage, unless there is a monster they think is worth fighting to challenge themselves.

No, a guy who claims to be the number one warrior of the Xionggu tribe sat in the VIP seat with a dignified appearance, ignoring the curious, adoring, contemptuous and provocative gazes from all parties, and concentrated on explaining to Ye Mingshu. .

"The guy in the west is from the Snake Clan, and he's not very good at first glance. The other one is from the Clan Clan, and he's also a little boy from the Clan Clan. The two of them are pretty much the same. Let's see who has the best combat ability."

Ye Mingshu nodded as before, and then suddenly turned his head and asked, "Which side is west? Are the people from the Zuo tribe on the left or the right?"

"..."

Ye Mingshu poked him, and said displeasedly: "Hurry up, which side is west? Didn't I tell you that I don't distinguish between east, west, north and south, don't tell me that, just say left and right.

The one on the left or the one on the right?By the way, what is the old man at the table doing? "

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu with a look of "defeated by you", "The left is the west, we are now facing north...

Forget it, I won’t tell you this anymore, the one on the left is from the Snake tribe, and the one on the right is from the Zhu tribe.

The old man is the recorder, and those who compete on stage must go to him to report their family and name, and finally he will be responsible for recording who wins and who loses. "

Ye Mingshu nodded, staring at the stage with relish while eating snacks.

Xuanyuan Cang curled his lips, seeing that this guy's attention was drawn away by others, he felt a little uncomfortable.

On the other hand, his old lady was not in the stands, she was holding Ye Mingshu's big backpack, pulling all kinds of things inside, and she was having fun.

After playing with the things in the big backpack, I started to play with the bag, what kind of stretchable straps, zippers, etc. are messed up.

After playing with the backpack enough, he began to chat with Ye Mingshu while eating snacks, and took over Xuanyuan Cang's commentary job very consciously.

As for Ye Mingshu, from the beginning he was trembling with this queen dowager-like beauty who was quite powerful, and then the two of them ate lollipops with their legs crossed, and quickly established a revolutionary friendship.

Xuanyuan Cang smiled, it's so good, mother hasn't smiled like this for a long time, never smiled so heartfelt and unscrupulous, sure enough, it's a good thing to like Mingshu.

Dad, when you come out, you will find that there is one more person in our family, and a good daughter-in-law