Riding a panda in the world

It's not as good as me to catch a cold after being exposed to the rain, and to suffer from shortness of breath after climbing two flights of stairs. "

Ye Mingshu is upset. Auntie, what you are talking about is a common problem of most office workers, right?

And auntie, this girl is a non-human, don't you know that?This guy is not from Earth at all!

He couldn't help but cast a glance at Xuanyuan Cang, wanting to see what kind of character he was at the moment, but happened to meet the other party's gaze.

Seeing the obviously playful eyes of the other party, Ye Mingshu began to growl in his heart: I ~ rub ~!What kind of eyes do you have!No matter what kind of eyebrows you choose, your eyebrows can move!Put away your unflattering little eyes, see that I will not skip your dinner, you don't have to eat tonight, go drink cold water by yourself!

I won’t bring you the bamboo strips either, go to the zoo and steal them yourself!Or go back to the zoo as soon as possible and pretend to be your giant panda!

Maybe he felt the murderous look in Ye Mingshu's eyes, and the anger in his heart that he decided not to eat the dinner. In short, Xuanyuan Cang put aside all the grandparents and came to Ye Mingshu's side.

Ye Mingshu gave a "cut" sound and turned his head, pretending that he didn't know this guy, and he was having fun playing with the equipment himself.

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu amusedly, seeing him gradually returning to normal, no longer frowning and looking sorry for the world, he was in a very good mood.

Stretching out his hand, Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu flatteringly, "Come on, let's go up the hill and have a look. Look, you can still see a pavilion on it from here."

Ye Mingshu looked up the mountain, nodded, ignored his outstretched claws, and took the lead in striding forward.

Xuanyuan Cang withdrew his hand, looking at Ye Mingshu who seemed to be walking harder, his eyes were full of smiles.

There are repaired stone roads on the hill, and the two of them walked up the road to the small stone pavilion.

This pavilion is an octagonal pavilion with a brick-red roof supported by eight wooden pillars connected by stone benches for people to rest and enjoy the scenery.

One of them was sitting on a stone bench leaning against a pillar, looking down the mountain boredly.

Well, here is blocked by trees, and the mountain is very low, it can only be regarded as a small slope, and you can't see any scenery.

Ye Mingshu looked up boredly, very puzzled.

Although this stone pavilion is not big, it must be three meters high. How did the so-and-so on the top of the head write it when they visited here?

Could it be. . . .Was it written by the builders?Or who came up with a ladder just to sign it?

Or rather. . . . .There are actually many non-human beings?

Xuanyuan Cang followed Ye Mingshu's line of sight and looked up, and then looked at his constipated and puzzled look, and immediately knew what he was thinking, and immediately moved to sit next to Ye Mingshu, with a mysterious smile, "Mingshu, you also want to leave a signature ?"

Ye Mingshu hid the thoughts in his heart, and looked at him with contempt, "Cut, what quality do you have! This is a public property, how can you destroy it casually, you are too immoral."

How could Xuanyuan Cang not know his narrow-mindedness, he stopped talking immediately, looked around to make sure that no one was there, then flew straight up and stood in mid-air.

Shizhong stretched out his two fingers, swipe in the air, and left a line of handwriting on the top of the pavilion—Xuanyuan Cang and Ye Mingshu came here for a visit.

Turning around and falling down, Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu proudly, with "Quickly praise me" written all over his face.

Ye Mingshu sighed helplessly, "Okay, I have to admit, hey, actually I really want to leave a signature on it. Let's go, let's go home and have dinner. Those who exercise are hungry."

Xuanyuan Cang said "Okay", but he was thinking about the scene where he could fight Ye Mingshu here one day.

Ye Mingshu looked at his big face and his expression, no matter how he looked at it, he felt something was wrong, "What are you doing? What's wrong?"

Xuanyuan Cang laughed dryly, "No...it's nothing, I was just thinking about what to eat."

"What to eat, let's eat noodles, go back and cook noodles for you, eggplant soup, tomato and egg soup or kidney bean soup, what do you want?"

Xuanyuan Cang managed to pull his mind back and waved his hand, "Whatever you make is delicious, and I love it."

Ye Mingshu thought about what materials he had at home, and hammered his hand, "Then the eggplant diced meat soup will be good."

The two discussed together and walked back to Ye's house.

Ye's father and Ye's mother have also woken up, and Ye Mingshu made a huge pot of noodles, one bowl for each of the three members of the family, and the remaining half of the pot was handed over to Xuanyuan Cang, so that this big strange bear could fill his stomach.

Seeing Xuanyuan Cang who was snoring and eating fiercely, Ye Mingshu resented.

"Mom, don't you think that with such a big man in the family, the food cost has skyrocketed?

This guy eats more than three of us for a meal, and he eats more than three days for us in one day. I can't go to work now, and I don't have a salary. If this continues, we will go bankrupt.

I'm fine, why do you still ask him to stay at our house?Tell him to leave as soon as possible, and tell you, he will not be unwilling to tell him to leave, right, Comrade Xuanyuan Cang? "

Xuanyuan Cang looked up from the rice bowl, saw the obvious threat in Ye Mingshu's eyes, turned his head to look at Ye's mother, pretended not to understand Ye Mingshu's meaning, blinked his dark and round eyes, looked at Ye's mother pitifully, and then He turned to look at Papa Ye.

Mama Ye tapped the edge of the bowl with her chopsticks, and said with a straight face, "How could you do this! Xiao Cang saved your life, and even our family, what a hero, why don't you care about how many meals you have?" ?We still can't afford it?

Besides, if someone saves you, you just send him away. How unkind, it's a typical example of crossing a river and tearing down bridges. I didn't teach you like this since childhood.

And Xiao Cang is not a giant panda, don't you just like pandas, you should keep him, Xiao Cang is so powerful and capable, why don't you learn more from him? "

After hearing these words, Ye Mingshu looked at the conspiratorial gaze in Xuanyuan Cang's eyes, as if he had eaten a fly, he could not help but bared his teeth and muttered, "Damn, with his virtue, I can't help it." Do you want to learn from him? Sooner or later, people who are full of bad puddles will not blink.

He has thoughts and conspiracies against your son and me, okay? !Mother, you are leading a wolf into the house. . . . . "

Seeing that Ye Mingshu still dared to poke his mouth and talk nonsense, the Ye family is the head of the family—Mother Ye was dissatisfied, "What? Do you still have an opinion?"

Ye Mingshu laughed twice, "Don't dare, you old Fa (Sith)... Uh, what a benevolent doctrine, who dares to be dissatisfied, I eat, I eat, can't I?"

Mother Ye nodded in satisfaction, looked at Xuanyuan Cang, and raised her chin at him.

Don't worry, Xiao Cang, I brought up Ming Shu, the most obedient, you can rest assured to live in our house.

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Mama Ye gratefully. I am so grateful to Auntie. I will definitely protect the book and prevent him from making mistakes.

Then he glanced at Papa Ye, who had no status, and nodded his thanks.

Xuanyuan Cang held the rice bowl and continued to bury his head in eating, his eyes glistened with trepidation.

Mingshu, Mingshu, do you know what it means to lean against a big tree to enjoy the shade?You know how to hug Ye Feiran's thigh, and I also know how to win over your parents.

Don't worry, I'm settled in your house, otherwise how can we brainwash our parents to allow them to marry you to me?

You just wait, wait until I save money, let's pick out rings.

The author has something to say: The message in the last chapter is so miserable, call for comments, and look forward to keeping your claws

seeds are sprouting

Xuanyuan Cang, who hugged Ye's father and Ye's mother's thigh tightly, lived in Ye's house in such a grandiose manner, sleeping in the same room with Ye Mingshu, and occasionally sharing a bed.

Ye Mingshu protested, snarled, kicked, met a thick-skinned non-human with the support of his parents, everything was just floating clouds, and the protest was ineffective.

I sigh again, habit is really a terrible thing, it will make people gradually lose their original ideas and persistent attitude, slowly accept Xuanyuan Cang who is too much in life, and gradually get used to being eaten tofu occasionally.

It doesn't matter if you get used to it, but before changing, this guy Xuanyuan Cang would go crazy even if he touched Ye Mingshu with his hands and waist.

But now, sharing the same bed has long been a habit, and it's a piece of cake to pull arms around waist and kiss cheeks abruptly.

However, Xuanyuan Cang, who has played all kinds of tricks, has recently started to attack the bathroom. People who watch and peek at the horse are the most lovable. Watching the person you like take a bath is really more lovable.

Especially if you haven't devoured the other person, then the bathroom is a good place, at least you can feast your eyes and satisfy your cravings, and rub your slick skin twice.

Although Ye Mingshu, a small citizen of the earth, has evolved to a non-human level, he can't do anything except being human, so naturally he can't beat the big monster Xuanyuan Cang.

The point is, Ye Mingshu didn't know that this girl was peeping here, and he hummed a ditty cheerfully, rubbed himself clean and washed himself carefully, the strip in front and the small hole in the back were all very clean , so that someone who was hiding and peeping at the side hummed, and started masturbating towards someone's penis openly.

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Time flies, and three months have passed in the blink of an eye, and Ye Mingshu has finally been promoted to become an official cultivator. He has successfully established his foundation, and he exudes the fairy aura of a Mimi cultivator.

Xuanyuan Cang is very satisfied with this, take your time, the next is the most critical moment, work hard, practice hard, in a few years, Ming Shu can live as long as him, and they can be together for a lifetime.

But for the moment, it is better to quickly get rid of the awkward instructions. It is really painful if you can see it but not eat it.

That night, Ye's father and Ye's mother learned that Ye Mingshu had successfully established his foundation and embarked on the path of cultivation, so he insisted on pulling Ye Mingshu and Xuanyuan Cang out for a meal together.