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Hundred Questions for Couples · Top [-]

Xue Zhe's house.

Xue Zhe: ...Can you explain why you are here?

Gou Wenjuan: The reasons for this are very complicated. In short, you just need to know how to do this questionnaire...

Xue Zhe (takes the questionnaire and glances at it): ...Why should I cooperate with you in betraying my privacy?

Gou Wenjuan (weeping after wiping his face): Ah Zhe!For so many years, brother, are you even unwilling to answer this little questionnaire?

Xue Zhe (shaking): The answer is yes... no problem, Xiao Amnesty?

Unforgiveness: Yes.

1 What is your name?

Xue Zhe: Xue Zhe, I said you can't answer this kind of make-up question?

Unforgivable: Unforgivable... er, Xue She.

Xue Zhe (nodding proudly): My surname.

Gou Wenjuan (turning his head): Cut...

2 What is your age?

Xue Zhe: 25...oh, it's almost 26.

Unforgivable: Twenty.

Gou Wenjuan (whispering): An old cow eats tender grass...

Xue Zhe: (==＋)

3 What is your gender?

Xue Zhe (staring): Man, let me say Juaner, you can solve this kind of problem?

Gou Wenjuan: It's a procedure, just be patient.

Unforgivable: Male.

4 What is your personality like?

Xue Zhe: Am I... probably a serious and responsible person?

Gou Wenjuan: ... I want to know where I should complain.

Unforgiveness (thoughts for a while): Character... More than persistent, not flexible enough.

Gou Wenjuan: Look, this is called self-knowledge, Ah Zhe, can't you get closer to Zhu Zhechi?

5 The character of the other party?

Unforgiveness (thinking for a while): Ah Zhe is a good man.

Gou Wenjuan: ...

Xue Zhe (laughs): If I answered "very cute", what would you think, Juan'er?

Gou Wenjuan: ...Let me die.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Xue Zhe (smiling): Xiaoqingshan on March [-]th.

Unforgiveness: Yes.

Gou Wenjuan: (...Why do I feel like I've been flashed?)

7 What is your first impression of the other party?

Xue Zhe: Dangerous brat.

Unforgiveness: ...doesn't look like someone who came to kill me.

8 What do you like about the other person?

Bushe: ...a lot, it's hard to say.

Xue Zhe (as if remembering something, holding back a smile): I think my answer, Juan'er, you can't bear...

Gou Wenjuan (patting the table): Do you think brother's endurance is for display?Come on!

Xue Zhe (glances, beckons Gou Wenjuan to bring his ear over, whispers): Nai fuck.

Gou Wenjuan: ... (Petrochemical)

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Unforgiveness: None.

Xue Zhe: No.

10 Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Xue Zhe: Very good.

Unforgiveness: It should be very good.

11 What do you call each other?

Xue Zhe: Usually called Xiaoshe, but occasionally change names.

Unforgivable: Ah Zhe.

Gou Wenjuan (recovered from petrification, reckless): Occasionally?

Xue Zhe (staring at Gou Wenjuan): Honey, baby, sweetheart, Darling...

Gou Wenjuan: ... (petrified again)

Unforgiveness: ... Ah Zhe sometimes likes some very weird names.

12 What would you like to be called by the other party?

Xue Zhe: That's fine.

Unforgivable: Those weird names... are not bad either.

13 If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Xue Zhe: Wolves, they are fierce when they are born, but they are cute when they are familiar with them.

Unforgiveness (shaking his head): Ah Zhe is Ah Zhe.

Gou Wenjuan: Yes, no matter what animal is used to describe him, it is an injury to that animal...

14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, which one would you choose?

Xue Zhe: Pick what he likes.

Unforgivable: Ah Zhe likes a lot of things, so it is not difficult to choose a gift.

15 What gift do you want?

Xue Zhe (sighing helplessly): Recently?Want a dog training manual... I've never had anything that hard to fiddle with in my life.

Unforgiveness: ... whatever Ah Zhe gave is good.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it like in general?

Xue Zhe: It's not a good habit not to say something...but it has changed a lot recently.

Unforgiveness: None.

Gou Wenjuan: Including...then nothing, nothing?

Unforgiveness (shaking his head): It's great to meet Ah Zhe.

Gou Wenjuan (covering his eyes in pain): NND, I'm going blind...

17 What is your problem?

Xue Zhe: After being irritated by others, you will be particularly reckless...

Unforgiveness: Not good at expressing.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Unforgiveness: None.

Xue Zhe: Actually, I think Xiao Amnesty is pretty good.

19 What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Unforgiveness: No.

Gou Wenjuan: ... Ah Zhe, you are really smiling.

20 What did you do (including mistakes) to make the other person unhappy?

Xue Zhe: Did you say everything~

21 How far is your relationship?

Xue Zhe: We are all adults and have everything we need. (sigh) Although thanks to someone, the progress is a bit delayed...

Gou Wenjuan (recalling some unbearable memories, his face turns blue): Ah Zhe, your skin is getting plump...

22 Where did two people first date?

Xue Zhe: Dating?If the two of you were alone... the time we met not long ago?

Unforgiveness: ...that's right.

23 How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Xue Zhe: Not much, very stiff, he worried about me and I worried about him.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Xue Zhe (laughs): Do you want to wear clothes, or do you want to wear me?

25 What is your favorite dating spot?

Xue Zhe: If you go out to play alone, let's go sightseeing.

Unforgivable: Ah Zhe prefers wild places.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Unforgiven: Prepare gifts and dinner.

Xue Zhe (sighs): Mother, I hate you...

27 Which party confessed?

Unforgivable: me.

Xue Zhe: Him.

Gou Wenjuan (inconceivable face): I thought it was you who kidnapped people with ulterior motives...

Xue Zhe (==＋): Am I that kind of person!

28 How much do you like each other?

Unforgiveness (thinking seriously): ...it's hard to say.

Xue Zhe: Very, very, special, very... There are as many words as you want, but even if you add them all up, I still don’t think it’s enough.

Gou Wenjuan: ... (As expected of a writer of novels... and said that he didn't kidnap people with ulterior motives!)

29 So, do you love each other?

Xue Zhe: Love.

Unforgivable: love.

Gou Wenjuan: ...I need a pair of sunglasses.

30. What did the other party say that made you feel very unable to refuse?

Xue Zhe: Generally, I will not refuse anything Xiao Amnesty says...he will not make any messy requests.

Unforgivable: Ah Zhe won't let me do what I don't want to do.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Xue Zhe: If he wants to do this... I won't do anything extra, probably, I can't tell.

Unforgiveness (shaking his head): ...I don't know.

32 Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Xue Zhe: It's acceptable, but forgive me.

Unforgiveness (difficult after thinking for a while): Yes, no.

Xue Zhe: But the possibility of this kind of thing happening is zero... I said Juaner, why are you deliberately using this kind of question to damage other people's feelings?

Gou Wenjuan: I didn't do it on purpose... Next question, next question.

33 What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for a date?

Xue Zhe: Call to ask what's going on. If you're so late, something must have happened.

Unforgiveness: Find someone.

34 Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Xue Zhe: There are many, there is no "most" to say.

Unforgiveness (thought seriously): ...Hands are very warm.

35 What is the other party's sexy expression?

Xue Zhe: Sexy?I don't think this word is suitable for him... Besides, even if there is, it seems to be a part that should not be shared with others, right?

Gou Wenjuan: ...Skip, okay?

36 What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Xue Zhe: That advanced attempt was disturbed by someone... (sigh)

Unforgiveness: ...A lot of times.

37 Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at telling lies?

Xue Zhe: Yes, I am very good at it.

Unforgivable: Almost none.

38 Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Xue Zhe: There are many, but since you are still a loner, I won’t mention them one by one to provoke you.

Gou Wenjuan: ... (grinds teeth)

39 Have you ever had a fight?

Xue Zhe: Xiao Amnesty usually doesn't quarrel with others, he prefers to keep his head silent.

Unforgiveness: None.

40 What kind of quarrels are these?

Xue Zhe (sigh): Juaner, your comprehension ability is getting more and more sad...

How to reconcile after 41?

Xue Zhe (continues to sigh): For brother's sake, do you want me to give you a hand?

Gou Wenjuan (angry): Skip!

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xue Zhe: If there is a chance, of course.

Unforgiveness: This life is already very good, if there is a next life... even better.

43 When did you feel "I am loved"?

Xue Zhe: Many, such as when I woke up in the morning and found someone was hesitating by my bed to call me.

Unforgivable: When Ah Zhe was with me.

Gou Wenjuan: (Also said not to irritate me...)

44 When do you feel like “Maybe he doesn’t love me anymore…”

Xue Zhe (sorrowful): No, but Xiao An, if you can give up your interest in those health-preserving methods, I will definitely love you more...

Gou Wenjuan: (suppressed laughter, but endured it after noticing Xue Zhe's murderous eyes)

45 How do you express your love?

Xue Zhe: Live hard and earnestly.

Unforgiveness: I'm not very good at this... probably, try to be nice to people?

Gou Wenjuan: (...silently squeezed tears of indignation for the idol)

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Xue Zhe: Flowers?It is more suitable for foliage plants.

Unforgiveness: ... Cotton?

Xue Zhe: ...

Gou Wenjuan: Good answer!

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xue Zhe: There used to be, but not now.

Unforgiveness: None.

48 What kind of complex do you have?

Xue Zhe: No.

Unforgiveness: Probably not.

49 Is the relationship between the two recognized or kept secret?

Xue Zhe: There is no special secrecy, but there is no need to make it public.

Unforgiveness: Those who should know should know.

Gou Wenjuan (broken): I wish I didn't know...

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xue Zhe: Of course.

Unforgiveness: Yes.

Gou Wenjuan: I feel that I have been seriously stimulated... (paralyzed)

Xue Zhe: What's next? (Take a look at it, black face)

Gou Wenjuan: Cough, a good person will send the Buddha to the west after he does it to the end...you can answer it.

Xue Zhe: ...Xiao Amnesty, I give you permission to silence him.

Gou Wenjuan: Hello!

Xue Zhe: To die under a peony flower is to be a ghost, so you can be romantic, let your idol send you on the road, so you can go with peace of mind...