Heinous

Go home feeling good!

Slumped on the sofa in the living room and squinted comfortably, Xue Zhe felt like he was resurrected from life and death.

On weekdays, he felt bored staying at home, and couldn't help but want to go out for a walk, but this time there were so many accidents in the camping, and he encountered a real big trouble... Xue Zhe felt that within a month or two, he would There is no interest in going out anymore.

And the troublesome classmate who was picked up by him was sitting on the sofa opposite him with his eyes closed and rested—or in other words, practicing.

Although it has been written countless times, it is the first time for Xue Zhe to see the real "practice of inner strength".Bu She didn't cross his knees to form palm prints or anything, he just drank the medicine, asked him if it was convenient to get an affirmative answer, and then sat there normally, closing his eyes.

It is said that people are the most vulnerable when practicing kung fu, and they may go crazy if they are slapped... Thinking of this, Xue Zhe couldn't help but look around the living room, and after confirming that there was nothing that might affect the people practicing kung fu over there He walked into his study lightly.

To be on the safe side, he should not go out for a while.

Turn on the computer and log in to QQ.

Taking advantage of the creaking start of the computer, he went to make himself a cup of tea. When he came back, just after the start-up was completed, there was an avatar with the word "Update" written in black on a white background jumping around at the position of the little penguin on the lower right.

Seeing this unconventional profile picture, Xue Zhe knew who it was. He sighed in his heart and clicked on the dialog box, and sure enough, he saw two lines of familiar black characters: [Are you back?How did you enjoy the rain? ]

[It’s okay, I almost crossed over, but I just thought that there was still a big pit that was not cleared, and I was afraid of being sorry for the readers, so I had to give up my beautiful wife and concubines and become the king. ] Xue Zhe can guarantee it with his character, at least the first two sentences are the truth.

[Fuck you, if there is such a good thing, it will be your turn?In terms of character and appearance, it should be me first. ]

[Yes, your old man is a top-notch RP, apart from having no vacations, when will overtime work be less than yours. ]

There was no reply, just a middle finger emoji.Xue Zhe chuckled, and immediately felt much better.

[It’s useless if you don’t talk about it, if you want to relax, you should relax. I remember that you don’t have many manuscripts...] A meaningful ellipsis.

[Is this...] Xue Zhe sent a video chat request, and then brought the camera over to his wrist.He resolutely tore off the pasted plaster, exposing the bruise, looking very pitiful.

[what happened to your hand? ]

[Being smashed, 55555] Feeling that this string is not enough to express his heartbroken mood, Xue Zhe conveniently added a tearful expression.

[Cry hair!I think you are secretly cool...Come on, you can write a leave note, and remember to take a photo of your pig's trotters...Is there anything more heroic? ]

[On the right hand. ]

[Taiyang, why didn't you break your leg, but you hurt your hand...] Afterwards, there was a series of whining complaints, most likely because of doubts about whether Xue Zhe did it on purpose.Xue Zhe was secretly pleased while watching, but he did not forget to complain: [Does this seem to be intentional?I went to take an X-ray, and I almost broke my bones. If I pay the rent on time after this, I must become the No. 1 online novel author who is disabled due to work...]

[That’s right, you are better than that eunuch tortoise. The team leader of the fourth group let go. If he drags on, he will be lucky enough to become the victim of the first murder of a eunuch in New China, and he will be castrated first and then killed...]

[Is someone going to die?Tell me the time and place quickly, and I will also go to witness the bloody editors fighting against unscrupulous authors. ]

[Speaking of which, did you know that the eunuch turtle was struck by lightning yesterday? ]

[ah? ] Xue Zhe was taken aback.

The so-called eunuch turtle is their nickname for an author. The author's ID was originally Hu Bugui, but he got such a nickname because his writing skills are good, but the updates are slow like a turtle, and he often uses various reasons to escape. .Xue Zhe once heard that there was a team leader in the editorial team who loved and hated him. He had repeatedly claimed that if someone dared to be an eunuch again, he would not hesitate to give up his professional ethics and kill him to fuck him... and so on.Xue Zhe once made a bet with someone on what kind of tool this XXOO used, but unfortunately the bet has not yet been won or lost.

[Didn't it rain yesterday?There was a heavy thunderstorm, and the tortoise was playing WOW on the Internet at that time. The fourth child called and said that he was working overtime, and the result...boom!Snapped!The whole computer is blurred!If he hadn't been afraid that the fourth child would go a little further away when he heard the voice in the computer, he would probably be a roasted turtle by now. ]

[…] Xue Zhe feels that he can only use ellipses to express his feelings at this moment.

[The fourth brother asked for a picture of his family's current tragedy and posted it in the group, saying that he wanted to tell the world the author, if he didn't update it, that would be the end... I said Azhe, what do you think? ]

[It's about my bird...]

[Remember that sentence?The abandoned pit was struck by lightning, and the unfinished end was punished by the sky. This person who was struck by lightning came. I don’t know when the punishment will come~]

"Abandoned pits will be struck by lightning, unfinished products will be condemned by heaven" is the mantra of editor Xue Zhe, and it is rumored that their boss - the founder of a certain novel network and the first batch of network editors - received a divine revelation one day (Xue Zhe I feel that this statement is more nonsense than fiction), but unfortunately although this rumor is widely spread, there are not many abandoned eunuchs who were really struck by lightning, and it seems that there are even fewer eunuchs who have been punished by heaven...

[correct. ]

[What? ]

[Just now I took a picture of your wrist and pasted it together. ]

[…] Xue Zhe only felt a black line on his forehead, [Why post this? ]

[Could it happen to be counted as the scourge, now you two have a thunderclap and a scourge, you are a perfect match, a natural couple...] There was a malicious smile over there.

[screw you. ] The corner of Xue Zhe's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help sending a disdainful expression, [I didn't have a bad ending! ]

[You are not called unfinished, what is unfinished,] The other party replied with contempt, [I still remember the feeling when I saw the ending of your "the protagonist's heart is ashamed, he has no interest in life, and is determined to jump off the cliff"... How dare you call that an open ending! ]

[How open...] Xue Zhe was a little guilty—he did write the ending casually at the beginning, but he was very upset when others called him a bad ending, which made him insist that he called it an open ending, so that Some of the original readers—such as one of his classmates, friends and editors—are still haunted by it.

After a few more random words, Xue Zhe remembered something important, so he typed a line in the window: [By the way, I have an idea, let me chat with you. ]

[oh?What?Or martial arts?Or toss the protagonist to death?If that's the case, forget it, I can't beat you ruthlessly. ]

[……no. ] There is a black line on Xue Zhe's forehead—is that what he sees in his eyes? [A new idea just came up, you said what would happen if the protagonist in a novel traveled to the author's world? ]

After thinking about it, Xue Zhe felt that the origin of Unforgiveness should be kept as a secret. After all, it is too unbelievable that the protagonist in his book travels to the front of his eyes. If someone finds out...he is too lazy to think about the result, but it is definitely not a good thing.

When thinking of this, Xue Zhe couldn't help feeling rejoicing. Fortunately, he didn't draw cartoons.At least remove the tattoo of the word "Unforgiveness" on his face. It is difficult for people who just look at Unforgiveness to connect him with the pure text description in the book.

As for the tattoos... they can always get through if they are concealed.

But for educating an ancient man well, he is still an ancient man with martial arts skills, and most importantly, he is still an ancient man with full martial arts skills who has the potential to be anti-social... Xue Zhe feels a lot of pressure.

In view of this, he came up with the idea of ​​finding someone to help him use his brains. Anyway, as long as he confessed that it was a "new article idea", forgive the other party for not being able to see the clue.

[Is that so... Who is the main character you decided on?The author is still in the novel? ]

[not decided.how? ]

[It would be more troublesome if the protagonist is the male protagonist... What is the novel like? ]

[As long as I wrote it. ]

[You wrote it?That's simple, the protagonist discovers his identity after he comes out, cuts the author into pieces, drags him to the dogs, and then continues his actions of retaliating against the society in modern society, and is finally discovered by the party and government agencies, violent river crab, OVER, world peace country The happiness index of the people in An Ning rose, and the whole drama ended. ]

[......]

[what? ]

[As for this...] Xue Zhe knocked with a guilty conscience.

[Basically, even if it’s not like you, as long as the book is not pure YY, ordinary novels have to give the protagonist some setbacks.Let's not talk about you, Mr. Jin Yong is awesome, right?The male protagonists in his dozen or so novels appeared in front of him, except for Wei Xiaobao, they probably had to beat him up first. ]

[……Right. ]

[And for the protagonist, the identity of the author is more subtle.In theory, he is a "god" who created himself.But the problem is that this "god" is not aloof and refined, but an ordinary, normal person.Let’s use an analogy, you won’t be depressed if you know that you are made by God Nuwa, but if you know that you are a wretched fat man who wrote it while listening to the porn videos played by classmates in the eight-person dormitory... Do you want to hit someone too?If the author is a genius, then there is still something to write about. The protagonist tries his best to fight the enemy who knows him best.But if you are really a genius, who will write novels? ]

[What if the author is the protagonist? ]

[That's more troublesome. After all, the other party is transmigrated, and there are always one or two tricks on his body, and the author, what cheats can you give him?I am the author, my greatest deletion skill?What's the point of that.If it is to conceal the other party's identity and take advantage of it, it is easy for the other party to steal the show... It is taboo not to distinguish between the lead and the supporting role, not to mention that there are two men. ]

[That's true. ] This is no problem for Xue Zhe, he doesn't want to write a novel, so he doesn't care much, [But if the author is really the protagonist, what do you think of the next development?Suppose the protagonist who transmigrates doesn't know his identity, and...well, he knows martial arts.By the way, the author discovered the identity of the other party. ]

[That's easy, first find a way to build a good relationship with the other party, and try to reach the point where the other party can't bear to kill if his identity is exposed.Then find a way to teach him how to live in modern society. It’s rare to find someone who knows martial arts these days, and ask him to be a teacher or a bodyguard to rob a bank—oh, forget about the latter, it’s very casual.I can also meet a female boss, a young lady, a policeman, a military flower, etc...]

[I'm not interested in the harem. ] Xue Zhe knocked with black lines all over his head.

[That's because you don't want to write, not because you don't want to! ] The other party pointed out Xue Zhe's hypocritical nature with keen eyes, [But you can also see it in this way, the protagonist is not so much the author, it is better to say that the protagonist is the protagonist, and the author himself is difficult to play.unless……]

[Unless what? ]

[The male author and the heroine, while being afraid of being discovered by the other party, can't help but fall in love with the other party, although the romance is a little bit, but it is still interesting, right? ]

Xue Zhe almost washed the screen with a sip of tea, coughed and coughed, but even so, he still saw the next line of words that appeared on the screen.

[Otherwise, the heroine and the heroine are also successful. They are the ones who create themselves and the source of pain, but at the same time they are the ones they really love. This kind of contradictory psychology and the pleasure of possessing the "creator" don't you think Interested? ]

"What a fart!" Xue Zhe smashed the keyboard angrily.