Revolution in the depths of the soul

(This is the printed side story of China Ship, which tells the story of Zhan Yang when he was a child)

"Yangyang, did you ejaculate?" Lu Shaorong shouted outside the sperm donation room.

Zhan Yang: "..."

Lu Shaorong said proudly: "I've been ejaculating for a long time! Hurry up, I'm waiting."

Zhan Yang yelled frantically: "Don't be so loud! Are you looking for death!"

Lu Shaorong said: "What are you afraid of, no one around here can understand Chinese."

Zhan Yang said from inside: "Don't talk! Go away! I'm too nervous with you outside!"

Lu Shaorong went for a stroll. After walking for 5 minutes, he came over with Zhan's mother. Zhan's mother said, "Yangyang, you shoot...are you done?"

Zhan Yang said in grief and indignation: "No! You all go away! Immediately! Immediately!"

Zhan Yang opened a erotic magazine, stared at it intently, his right hand moved up and down quickly, the rubber gloves after disinfection felt very strange, and most of the albums were women's bodies, which made Zhan Yang really raise his eyebrows. Not interested.

He snapped the album together, faced the empty room, and began to concentrate on masturbating.

Three months after successfully graduating in Europe, Lu Shaorong returned to New York and formally worked as a data analyst at a National Museum of Biology. This job was very easy and did not take up much of his time.

He only needs to enter some written old scientific data into the computer, add his own analysis and explanation, and then upload it to the museum website to complete the job. The museum's requirements for Lu Shaorong are: the explanation is easy to understand, so that Ordinary citizens who don't care about biological science and human history can become interested after reading it.

In addition, Lu Shaorong went to the museum to attend several meetings every month.

The museum's questions involve archaeology, biology, and oceanography. Lu Shaorong is more interested in archaeology. He originally planned to return to China for further study after graduation. However, Zhanfu thinks that it is better to practice knowledge and skills first. Yu Zhan's mother's nagging—wanting to hug her grandson.

The marriage is over, the books are finished, the problem of starting a family and starting a business is solved, and it is the turn of the family to carry on the family. From this point of view, the Zhan family's parents still follow the traditional line of thinking.

Lu Shaorong knew that this matter should not be neglected, and it was definitely not a small matter of donating a sperm. After discussing with Zhan Yang for a long time, he decided to have a child.

The exhibition mother originally worked in a large hospital in New York, and some friends were studying genetic medicine. The extraction of paternal genes and test-tube pregnancy were officially put on the agenda.

The lady in charge of the surrogacy is ready. She is a Latin American woman, a new immigrant. The egg cell is donated by another woman whose name is unknown. There is no maternal gene in the nucleus.

Everything is ready, just waiting for Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong's fresh sperm.

Mother Zhan sighed: "Your mother and I both gave birth to you in Ren'an, Hong Kong. I didn't expect that you would have a baby in the blink of an eye."

Lu Shaorong smiled and said: "Yes, Mom, I discussed with Yang Yang a few days ago, we will not bring children..."

Zhan's mother touched Lu Shaorong's head, and said with a smile: "One has to be a parent to grow up slowly, and Mom doesn't worry about that." After speaking, she shouted again: "Yangyang! Are you okay?! "

Lu Shaorong couldn't laugh or cry, Zhan Yang finally healed, he came out with a small test tube, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Mother Zhan took the test tube and went to give it to a friend to extract the genes. Lu Shaorong and Zhan Yang stood outside the laboratory and saw a centrifugal extraction machine start to operate.

The process is very complicated, and the results of genetic analysis are jumping on the screen, and the lines are all in English.

Lu Shaorong read a little bit, and explained to Zhan Yang in detail:

"This is the analysis of genetic diseases. The registration in the family history is not comprehensive. It is the most complete in terms of genes. We are all healthy, and the baby must be fine."

Zhan Yang asked nervously, "Why is there still a probability?"

Lu Shaorong explained: "In the long process of human evolution, various genetic diseases have been manifested. The only difference is whether it is dominant or recessive."

Zhanmu also stood outside the laboratory and said, "These are all random pairs."

Zhan Yang said: "Artificial breeding... Matching, who will the baby look like after it is born, I want a boy, like Shaorong, you go and talk about it?"

Mother Zhan seemed to hear some funny words, laughed for a while, and taught again: "Yangyang, you must know that there are many laws of nature that human beings cannot violate. To be able to do this is to directly usurp the responsibility of the Creator. Please be content." Bar."

Lu Shaorong nodded in agreement.

The maternal cells came out, and Lu Shaorong explained again: "The secondary formation of egg cells... uses your gene chain, so in this sense..."

Zhan Yang: "..."

Lu Shaorong laughed so hard that he fell down: "You are a child's mother!"

The fertilization process begins, the surrogate woman enters the laboratory, and the curtains are drawn inside.

Zhan Yang protested: "Hey, why don't you let me see it?"

Zhanmu said: "The gender is also random, and the hospital will not disclose it to you. This is the professional ethics of medical practitioners."

Zhan Yang could only say: "That's none of our business, let's go home."

Lu Shaorong asked: "When can we visit the baby's mother?"

Zhanmu said: "It will probably take a few days before the hospital will notify you."

Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong intertwined their fingers, came out of the hospital, and walked slowly on the road. Lu Shaorong buried his head in looking at the agreement, the sky-high surrogacy fee, and the whole process was extremely expensive. A drop in the bucket.

The most rare thing is that a little life is about to be born, and both of them will be fathers, not the care of the adoption relationship, but the real crystallization of their love.

Boy or girl... This question has been entangled in Zhan Yang's mind for a long time. It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl. What matters is not gender, but who he looks like.

Zhanyang most wanted a son like Lu Shaorong, followed by a daughter like himself, or a daughter like Lu Shaorong was also fine.

However, here lies the trouble. Lu Shaorong's appearance is very similar to Su Ting's. Su Ting's beauty has turned into the calmness of a boy's appearance. To the shrunken version of the mother-in-law? !

The surrogate lady’s name is Maria, which is also a surrogate name. The hospital will not leave any contact information of the mother who is the natural womb, so as to avoid any possible family disputes in the future. Asking someone to be a surrogate, she took it next, just one job, it's that simple.

But Lu Shaorong clearly knows that pregnancy and childbirth are not something that can be bought with money. Although she only wants money, from a human point of view, it is a pain to work hard to conceive and give birth to a child that does not belong to her.Zhan's father also seemed to understand this, most of the time they would go to the convalescent villa specially set up by the hospital to visit the pregnant woman and talk with her.

Lu Shaorong even proposed to take her home, but the hospital didn't allow it, and Zhanyang went less often instead.

Ten months later, their baby will be born.

There were six people waiting outside the delivery room, each of them extremely nervous:

Zhan's father and mother, Zhanyang Lu Shaorong, Su Ting, and... why is there one more?Zhan Yang glanced at the uninvited guest with great hostility.

"Son! Come on!!" Lu Shaorong said.

"Grandson! Come on!" Su Ting said.

Zhan's father sat on the opposite chair and read the newspaper, while Zhan's mother supported Su Ting, who was extremely nervous, and said with a smile, "It might be a daughter, so I don't know for sure!"

Sun Liang said: "Yes! My daughter-in-law is about to be born!"

Zhan Yang: "..."

Lu Shaorong laughed.

The pained cries of pregnant women came from the sterile delivery room separated by glass walls.

The machine was buzzing, the electrocardiogram was beeping, and the hallway was full of voices. No one took this Chinese family seriously. There were too many childbirth scenes. In the eyes of the nurses, everything was normal.

Su Ting numbly said: "The baby's life is good. There were so many people waiting for him when he was born. When I gave birth to Shao Rong, there was only his father outside the delivery room."

"Yeah." Zhan's mother nodded sympathetically: "When I started to feel pain, Lao Zhan was still in class, and after he came to the hospital, he gave me a caesarean section."

Lu Shaorong said nervously: "As for her, she won't have a caesarean section."

Mother Zhan comforted: "Maria has been pregnant with several babies, it must be a normal delivery, don't worry."

Su Ting said: "I will thank her well in the future..."

Before the words fell, a cry of "wow" came from the delivery room.

The doctor in the inner room breathed a sigh of relief, and said through the small intercom: "It's a boy."

Zhan Yang was elated: "That's great! It's a boy!"

Sun Liang: "..."

Zhan Yang patted Sun Liang's shoulder sympathetically, boy!

Lu Shaorong asked: "Can you bring him over and let his mother see?"

The female doctor smiled and brought the baby over, Zhan Yang poked Lu Shaorong's head, and said, "I am his father, you are his mother..." Even so, he couldn't help but squeezed to the edge of the glass wall.

The exhaled breath formed a layer of white mist on the glass window, and the focused eyes of Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong were reflected in the glass.

When they saw the baby through the glass, at that moment, an inexplicable emotion suddenly spread from the bottom of their hearts, and they knew each other, as if hitting the softest part of each other's hearts.

"He..." Lu Shaorong said, "Can I hug him?"

The doctor said: "You can't hold newborns casually, you have bacteria on your body, wait for us to arrange everything first."

Zhan Yang stretched out his finger and touched it through the glass. He didn't say anything. After being silent for half a minute, Zhan Yang suddenly said, "Why is it wet, like a monkey? Who does it look more like?"

The personal pronoun used by Zhanyang was "It" instead of "He", and everyone was upset.

The child's mother is like a loyal big dog, following all the way to the nursery, and the family and friends continue to follow up noisily.

Zhan's father and Zhan's mother invited Su Ting and Sun Liang to have lunch. Sun Liang was bored. He turned out to be a boy. His wife was gone. He bid farewell to Lu Shaorong. The plane ticket returned to Beijing in the afternoon, and he made an appointment to wait for the full moon and catch the week before coming to New York Look at the little nephew.

Zhan Yang squatted outside the nursery, wagging his tail for a while, sticking out his tongue, watching for a moment that he was enjoying the VIP treatment, the little baby alone, although "it" looked like a monkey, he liked it very much.

He realized that Lu Shaorong was not there, where did he go?Looking around, I asked a nurse, and learned that Lu Shaorong was in the ward where pregnant women were resting.

"What are you doing?" Zhan Yang entered Maria's ward, saw Lu Shaorong sitting beside the bed, holding Maria's hand, and began to feel a little uncomfortable.

Lu Shaorong said: "It's nothing, let's chat."

Maria's face was very pale, with a bottle of potion hanging, she said with a smile: "Your husband is here, go and see the little baby."

Lu Shaorong nodded, and said again: "You have a good rest."

Maria responded with a relieved smile, Zhanyang realized something, and said sincerely to her, "Thank you."

Maria smiled and said, "Your funds saved my family's predicament. I should be the one to thank you."

Lu Shaorong took off his hat and said seriously: "Thank you for enduring the pain of being a mother on my behalf."

Maria laughed and said softly: "It's not over yet, a qualified mother will have to work hard for 16 years, and the rest will be your troubles."

Lu Shaorong nodded with a smile, and Zhan Yang bowed to Maria with him to bid farewell.

It's a joy to congratulate Tian Qier at home, three days later, Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong joyfully took the little baby home, and re-discussed a lot of available names.

"I think Zhan Xiaoyang is pretty good, a big Yang and a little Yang, they are very cute." Lu Shaorong said.

Qingfeng smiled and said: "It's the custom of our Chinese, can't children have the same name as their parents or grandparents?"

Lu Shaorong said: "That's right, but Big Brother Zhan doesn't seem to have this habit, and he said that in memory of Second Brother..."

Wuyou protruded his eyes and said angrily: "Fuck! I'm not dead yet! What are you commemorating!"

Lu Shaorong couldn't laugh or cry, and expressed his surrender: "I want to name him Zhan Xiaoliang, but I rejected it."

Worriless: "..."

Qingfeng laughed so hard that he couldn't stand still, and Wuyou croaked: "Isn't that taking advantage of me? It's okay, Xiaoliang Xiaoliang yelled, and later I will call Xiaoliang I X your mother or something, absolutely not!"

Several people laughed like crazy.

Wuyou protested: "Call it Zhan Zhaomei, or Zhan Laimei, my wife hasn't been found yet!"

Lu Shaorong: "..."

The name didn't matter, and the strange names such as "Zhan Rirong" proposed by Zhan Yang were beaten up by Lu Shaorong. In the end, Zhan's father came forward and asked Lu Shaorong to make a hexagram and get a Qian hexagram.

Tian Xingjian, the gentleman keeps improving himself; the terrain is kun, and the gentleman carries the goods with virtue.

The baby was named Zhan Xing. Zhan Yang originally thought it would be better to be called Zhan Jian, but he yelled that his father was biased. After he yelled a few times, he realized something, so he didn't say anything.

In this way, Zhan Xing's nickname became "Xiaojian" and "Xiaojian".

After six months:

Xiao Jian began to show his talent, just like Zhan Yang.

At 04:30 in the night, Xiaojian cried loudly like thunder.

Lu Shaorong was awakened in an instant, and crawled to the side of the crib to hug and coax her.

Zhan Yang: "..."

Lu Shaorong: "Don't cry, don't cry, what's the matter with the baby? Did you pee?"

Zhan Yang was extremely irritable, he turned over straight on the bed, and turned over again, lying on his stomach in agony: "Lu Shaorong! Zhan Xiaojian! I'm going to trouble you two mother and son! I have to go to work in the morning!"

Lu Shaorong coaxed: "Okay, stop crying, your mother is going to be angry, good boy..."

Zhan Yang growled and protested, "It's Dad!"

Xiaojian cried louder.

Zhanyang's hair was messed up, he let out a long breath, and said exhaustedly: "Hold me to my mother's room..."

Lu Shaorong said: "Mom needs to rest too."

Xiaojian's crying started to subside from "Wow wow wow" to "Wow wow wow". Lu Shaorong hugged him and walked up and down to comfort him. Zhan Yang smacked his lips, couldn't sleep, went to brush his teeth and wash his face, and sat on the sofa He was in a daze with an unhappy expression on his face.

Two hours later, Xiaojian woke up again and wanted to nurse.

Before Jenny came, Lu Shaorong went to get an artificial breastfeeding device, measured the temperature of the synthetic milk, asked Zhanyang to put it on, and stuffed Xiaojian into Zhanyang's arms to let him breastfeed.

This was established by Zhan's mother, and it was a necessary time for father and son to get along with each other every day. Zhan Yang was expressionless, shirtless, wearing a large imitation bra specially designed for the two fathers, and feeding Xiao Jian.

Xiaojian ate happily, Lu Shaorong yawned, and went to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Zhan Yang asked, "Have you had enough, baby?" He picked up his son, Xiao Jian started crying again, Zhan Yang remembered that he forgot, and only ate half of his breast, so he turned his son around and moved to the other side, so that He continues to nurse.

Lu Shaorong went to get milk and newspapers, Zhanmu also woke up, took the newspapers on the table, put on glasses and began to read.

Xiao Jian was full and changed to a clean diaper. He was very satisfied and started to scratch Zhan Yang's hair.

Zhanyang carefully hugged him from his ribs, picked up the tiny little man, kissed his son, and started to tease him.When Xiao Jian was well behaved, Zhan Yang still found it very interesting.

The baby was the cutest when he was young, and Xiaojian actually knew how to actively respond to Zhanyang's kiss, and slapped him back.

Zhan Yang laughed, hugged him and dangled, Xiao Jian's expression was very strange, Lu Shaorong and Zhan's mother changed expressions at the same time: "Let him hiccup first—!"

As soon as Zhan Yang realized that something was wrong, Xiao Jian vomited milk and vomited all over Zhan Yang's face.

Zhan Yang: "..."

"Wow——" Xiaojian began to cry again.

nine months:

Zhan's mother went home to live, and the young couple stayed with a child.

Zhan Yang said in surprise: "Ah, wife, take a look, Xiao Jian's gums are very hard..."

Lu Shaorong said: "Could it be teeth, let me see?" "

Zhan Yang said: "When he was breastfeeding just now, he was biting the pacifier and couldn't let it go. Xiao Jian, show your parents?"

Lu Shaorong hugged his son to stand up, Zhan Yang gently pinched Xiaojian's cheek with his left hand, and said, "Baby... Come on, open your mouth." He opened Xiaojian's mouth, touched it with his index finger, and said, "It seems like you have teeth It's... Hey, Xiaojian, what are you doing, don't bite, let go... let go! It hurts..."

Lu Shaorong said: "Xiao Jian, let go, be good."

Zhan Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Son, let go, it hurts!!!"

Zhan Yang's index finger went in a little bit, and Xiao Jian bit the flesh at the front of the finger. It would be fine if he bit the whole root, but he only bit the skin, and the force was so strong that Zhan Yang burst into tears in pain. .

Lu Shaorong laughed until his stomach ached, and said, "Xiao Jian, don't bite... your gums crookedly, you're not handsome!"

Lu Shaorong squeezed Xiaojian's chin before he released Zhanyang's fingers. Zhanyang wanted to cry but his index finger was already swollen.

One year old:

Lu Shaorong flipped through the documents at the dining table, typing in his notebook, with a cup of coffee in hand.

Zhan Xiaojian was tearing up picture books on the baby chair beside the table, with a bottle of warm milk in hand.

Mother and son enjoy themselves.

"Ba..." Zhan Xiaojian said, "Ba!"

"Well, good little Jian."

Lu Shaorong almost spit out his coffee, put down the materials in a hurry, and said, "Xiaojian, you can talk!"

Zhan Xiaojian said: "Uh-uh--" He stared at the colorful sugar bowl on the top of the refrigerator, meaning: Dad, you understand, don't explain.

Lu Shaorong was elated and said, "Baby! Call again? Will you call Dad? When your dad comes back, he will be so happy!"

Zhan Xiaojian said: "Ba."

Lu Shaorong smirked for a while, and was about to get up to make a call, when he suddenly realized a very serious problem, and decided to ask about it first.

"Who is Xiaojian calling?" Lu Shaorong said, "Calling me?"

Zhan Xiaojian: "???"

Lu Shaorong pointed to himself and asked softly, "Ba?"

Zhan Xiaojian replied: "Ba."

Lu Shaorong could basically foresee the scene where Zhan Yang squatted in the corner and drew circles in the dark.

Zhan Xiaojian caught the week, all the guests were present, and a luxurious banquet was held.

"What will you catch?" Zhan Yang said with a smile: "Xiao Jian, you must catch this later!" Zhan Yang held an abacus and kept shaking it in front of Xiao Jian.

Xiaojian: "..."

Sun Liang said: "Fuck! What age is it? I want to catch this...you little bitch!" Sun Liang held a golden card, shining brightly, and dangled it in front of Xiaojian to increase his impression.

Holding a water gun, Yu Hanfeng said seriously, "Grab this! Uncle tell you, it's a good thing!"

Lu Shaorong grabbed the water gun and gestured: "Okay, okay! You three get out! It's started! If you make trouble again, I'll shoot you all in the face."

Xiaojian laughed "haha", sitting among a pile of things on the long table, Lu Shaorong said: "Honey, take one you like."

There was no Tiaodan massage stick or other items, Zhan Yang subconsciously tensed up for a few seconds, and suddenly saw Xiao Jian touched a small jewelry and held it in his hand.

"Ah! What's that?" Sun Liang asked curiously, "Women's things?"

The trinkets are colorful and beautiful, and Lu Shaorong said with a smile, "It's a replica of a Mayan priestess necklace. What Xiaojian means is that he likes archaeology."

Zhan Yang said: "This is obviously cheating, right? Huh? Colorful things, how can children not like them?"

Lu Shaorong confronted him tit for tat: "Aren't you the same? Are you still talking about me? Who are you showing this colorful plastic toy abacus to? The second brother also brought out a reflective gold card!"

Xiaojian chuckled, Sun Liang thought for a while, and said, "Okay, Second Uncle will support your archeology in the future." He pinched Xiaojian's face, and said, "Let's eat and eat."

Zhan Yang said dissatisfied: "I have money too, thank you! And that's my son!"

"Hug me! My nephew is not willing to give me a hug." Sun Liang said, "Stingy!"

Xiaojian gloated and danced.

On the day of Catch Week, Sun Liang was so drunk that he and Yu Hanfeng went to Lu Shaorong's house to play with his little nephew.

Yu Hanfeng said: "Xiao Jian, you can't always hold on to the table and chairs, a man has to learn to walk by himself..."

Yu Hanfeng took Xiaojian's hand and asked him to stand in the middle of the living room.

Zhan Yang said: "Be careful not to fall..." Before he finished speaking, Lu Shaorong signaled Zhan Yang to keep quiet.

Xiao Jian stood still in a daze, and Yu Hanfeng smiled softly: "Baby, I believe you can gain a foothold in this world without help."

Xiaojian couldn't understand, but Yu Hanfeng carefully let go of his hands.

"Baby, I'm here." Lu Shaorong squatted next to Xiaojian.

So Xiaojian stood still, shaky, and Yu Hanfeng said patiently, "Come, hold my hand."

Yu Hanfeng stretched out his hands, just a little distance away from Xiaojian, Xiaojian reached out to grab it, and took a staggering step forward. At that moment, everyone's hearts were in their throats, Zhanyang's only thought was A swoop to prevent his son from rushing to the street.

Yu Hanfeng smiled and said, "Come! Come! Come to Uncle!"

Yu Hanfeng smiled and talked, while bowing back, his hands were only a little away from Xiaojian, Xiaojian giggled nervously, and Xiaobu walked towards him clumsily.

"Very good!" Yu Hanfeng said with a smile, "You can walk now!"

Yu Hanfeng greeted while retreating, Xiaojian walked back and forth tremblingly, and followed Yu Hanfeng.Finally, Sun Liang laughed and said: "Good job, now you will learn how to pull!"

Sun Liang hugged Xiao Jian, Xiao Jian couldn't stop laughing, and reached out to grab Sun Liang's hair.

Sun Liang is a cup.

When Xiaojian was two years old, comparing various childhood photos, Zhan Yang finally came to the conclusion that Xiaojian looked like him.

It was completely printed on the same mold, almost exactly the same as Zhan Yang's when he was a child, and it was impossible to tell who was who in the two photos taken in the bath.

Lu Shaorong was very satisfied, so satisfied!There is nothing cuter than this!

Zhan Yang: "..."

Zhanyang proposed to have another daughter or something.

Lu Shaorong said that there is no need for it at all, one is enough.

Zhan Yang insisted that he still wanted a daughter, so that the family would have sons and daughters, and Zhan Rirong.

However, Zhan's mother also wanted to have another one. After all, it was not convenient to raise an only child in the family. Zhan Yang was also an only child when he was a child, and he was very lonely since he was a child.

At worst, hire more servants and change to another villa, in order to expand the financial resources of the two of Lu, it's time to change to another place.There is no need to do other work, Lu Shaorong only needs to be with the children, and he has experience.

While thinking about it, Lu Shaorong was a little tempted, so Mother Zhan brought out another child.

So two years later, Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong's daughter was born, and they still hired a surrogate, but this time it happened to be a daughter.

The happiest thing is Sun Liang, his daughter-in-law is finally settled; the second is Zhan Yang, although his daughter will marry in the future, but she doesn't have to marry Sun Liang, as long as she doesn't fall in love with him, everything is fine, and Sun Liang also You can't grab it, can you?

Of course, her daughter was not called Zhan Rirong, nor Zhan Shengliang, Zhan Xiaoliang, etc. Su Ting named her "飖", which was taken from "Piao Zhan Xi Ru Qing Yun Hui Xue".

Zhan Yang suggested that his daughter should take the surname of Lu Shaorong. The full name is Lu Yan, and the names of the children are homophonic: Zhan Xing and Lu Yao.

This little baby, Sun Liang is going to decide.

Not to mention Sun Liang, let's talk about Yaoyao coming to Zhan's house and causing Lu Shaorong countless troubles.

A son plus a daughter, the result is by no means as simple as adding up their respective troubles.It is simply multiplication and superposition in geometric progression.

Zhan Xiaojian was only two years old, and Xiaoyao was lying in the crib. It was a mess for Lu Shaorong to take care of these two little guys at the same time.

Zhan Xiaojian likes to find strange things for his younger sister, robbing her of toys and pacifiers are trivial things, but the key is that Zhan Xiaojian himself can't walk steadily, so he argues every day to hug his younger sister.

"Sister wake up..."

After finally taking a break to do some work, Lu Shaorong hurriedly said, "Xiaojian, don't mess with her, let her sleep for a while."

"Play……"

Lu Shaorong said: "She doesn't play with that, Xiaojian! Put the toilet back in! It's dirty!"

"eat……"

Zhan Yang said: "She has no teeth, please forgive me, Xiao Jian! Don't kiss her with your mouth full of chocolate! Go brush your teeth..."

Zhan Yang and Lu Shaorong were overwhelmed by the two children and complained endlessly. They moved and hired four servants at home, so Lu Shaorong basically didn't have to worry about housework.

However, when it comes to his son and daughter, Lu Shaorong insists on doing it himself. After all, there must be more skin-to-skin contact between parents and children to cultivate a child's sense of security.

One day, what Lu Shaorong feared most finally happened.

One day when my younger sister was changing a diaper, Zhan Xiaojian stood on a small stool, watching Lu Shaorong's operation curiously.

"Baby, what's the matter?" Lu Shaorong asked when he realized that something was wrong with his son.

Zhan Xiaojian said, "Where's the dick?"

Lu Shaorong: "..."

Lu Shaorong said: "You will know when you grow up, but now you say you don't understand."

Zhan Xiaojian asked: "Will the penis become bigger when it grows up?"

Just as Zhan Yang was about to enter the room, he said angrily, "What nonsense did you teach him!"

Lu Shaorong was completely speechless.

Xiaoyao is eight months old, and she can babble and crawl around. Lu Shaorong replaced the living room with carpets and disinfected it with negative ions every two days, so as to leave a wide space for her daughter to move around and prevent falls.

Sun Liang came to visit their new home, Lu Shaorong made tea, and the two sat on the floor beside the floor-to-ceiling coffee table in the study, chatting casually.

"Where's my wife?" Sun Liang asked, wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue.

Lu Shaorong laughed and said: "I'm sleeping, I'll let you hug me when I wake up later."

"Where's your nephew?" Sun Liang asked again.

Lu Shaorong: "I'm playing with the toy you brought him... You can bring him a small animal next time. He's been clamoring for a pet recently. Yang Yang thinks it's too young to keep cats and dogs, so he doesn't agree. Next time you bring one to him, there will be nothing to say..."

At this point, Zhan Xiaojian walked through the corridor holding a rope in his hand.

"Didn't Xiaojian raise something?" Sun Liang didn't see clearly, and said, "Xiaojian, come and show Second Uncle what you raised?"

The "pet" on the other end of Xiaojian's rope appeared, and the end of a long rope was randomly tied around his sister's waist. Xiaoyao babbled and crawled across the corridor, and Xiaojian led her around.

Xiaojian: "Let's go for a walk..."

Lu Shaorong smiled and said: "Oh, you are not allowed to go outside on the road, only in the garden..." He saw his eight-month-old daughter tied to the rope, and hurriedly shouted: "Xiaojian! You can't do that!" The coffee table was knocked over Down, rush over and get the two of them apart.

Xiaojian cried "Wow", turned around and ran away.

Lu Shaorong said: "Your dad will teach you a lesson when he gets home later! Don't cry."

Xiaojian pretended to cry for a while, then ran upstairs to find a place to play alone.

Sun Liang picked up Xiaoyao and walked to the living room, and praised: "Hey! You have grown so long, daughter-in-law, um, so cute!"

Xiaoyao's eyes were shining brightly, she looked at Sun Liang and remained silent.

After Zhan Yang got off work, he spent most of his time at home to accompany his children, he said with a smile, "Does Second Uncle want to breastfeed her?"

Sun Liang said: "Forget it, I'm clumsy, don't choke her, just feed her."

Zhan Yang insisted: "It doesn't matter, this set of simulated feeding bottles is very safe."

Sun Liang always feels that Zhanyang has bad intentions, but such a small baby is so cute, and he will be his wife in the future, so he can't help but want to hug more, so he said with a smile: "Okay, I'll take care of it, Xiaoyao be good !"

After Lu Shaorong finished Xiaojian's ideological work, when he went downstairs, he saw Sun Liang sitting in the living room expressionless, wearing a pair of artificial silicone bras, feeding their daughter.

Lu Shaorong: "..."

Sun Liang: "..."

Entrepreneurs on the wealth list do this kind of thing, Lu Shaorong's first thought is to go upstairs and take a photo with a camera as a souvenir.

Sun Liang was fed, and Xiaoyao was very happy. Unlike Xiaojian, who likes to cry at the top of her throat, her quiet personality is more painful and easier to be ignored, like Lu Shaorong.

Zhan Xiaojian pushed a Lego building block cart in front of the living room.

Sun Liang smiled and said, "Does Xiaojian like the toys that Second Uncle bought for you?"

Xiaojian didn't even look at Sun Liang, and said, "I don't know you, but I thank you!"

Sun Liang: "..."

It was obvious that he was taught badly by Zhan Yang, he is a big kid.

Three minutes later, two-and-a-half-year-old Zhan Xiaojian appeared in the living room with a water gun and yelled at Sun Liang, "Let her go! What are you doing to my sister!"

Sun Liang: "..."

Zhan Yang laughed so hard.

Sun Liang said: "Where did you learn this kind of words? Come here, the second uncle will hug you too, little bitch."

Xiaojian snorted, turned and left.

Sun Liang smiled and said, "Little bitch is still jealous."

Zhan Yang put his feet up, shook the cotton slippers, pressed the remote control casually, and said: "Well, often, say that I treat his sister well."

Zhan Yang kept looking at his daughter out of the corner of his eye, counting the time in his mind.

Sun Liang always felt that Zhanyang was a bit strange today, but he couldn't tell the reason. He picked up the villain, turned upside down, and said, "Second uncle loves you! Baby..."

Lu Shaorong went downstairs with the camera, saw Sun Liang holding her daughter upright, and hurriedly said: "After eating the milk, let her burp first..."

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Xiaoyao said "Wow", and vomited Sun Liang's milk.

Sun Liang: "..."

Zhan Yang threw the newspaper and laughed, Lu Shaorong instantly raised the camera, clicked, and took a picture of Sun Liang's face full of milk.

——Extraordinary episode·Exhibition chapter·End——

AD [-], night, Putian, Fujian.

"Catch a thief—"

Lin Jingfeng's head protruded from the robber's hole, glanced out, and retracted very quickly.

A group of villagers beat gongs and drums aggressively, lit torches and went up the mountain to catch thieves.

The 300-year-old ancestral grave was stolen, so what?Long queues of torches were lined up, and the sound of gongs and drums was loud.Lin Jingfeng poked his head out from the robber's hole, his eyes pressed against the ground and looked straight at him indifferently.

The Hokkien dialect was noisy, the village chief assigned tasks, and the villagers searched for the tomb robbers separately.

The aunt was croaking, pointing at the ancestral grave and yelling, covering her face and weeping.

Lin Jingfeng let out a soft "sneak", and took advantage of his unpreparedness to get out.

The little girl's eyes were sharp and she yelled instantly. The villagers rushed up, and Lin Jingfeng began to run for life, followed by a large group of villagers shouting and killing.

Lin Jingfeng was miserable running, he was not familiar with the roads around the village, he nearly rushed into the muddy septic tank several times, turned left and right, jumped into the field, and the aunt behind him made a decisive decision and waved out the gong!

It was too late to say it, but the gong was whistling in the air with a golden light, and hit Lin Jingfeng on the back of the head with a bang.

"over there--!"

"catch him!"

Finally, a shot rang out.

All the villagers slammed on the brakes at the same time, yelled in panic, and then scattered like birds and beasts.

Lin Jingfeng panted for a long time, turned around and disappeared into the night, only Yu Tongluo was lying in the field, quietly reflecting the moonlight, leaving the imprint of the back of Lin Jingfeng's head on it.

Sure enough, people in Putian are all masters of martial arts, and they will never come again next time - Lin Jingfeng thought so.

Same time: California, USA.

Zhan Xing is a child of a same-sex couple family. When he was a child, he often asked himself how he got here, and the answer he got was without exception: "I picked it up in the trash can, go to school, study hard, and when you grow up, you will know it is Which trash can?"

However, after studying for more than ten years, Zhan Xing finally couldn't stand it anymore. He wanted to study archaeology, at least music!The damn old man reported him to the business department on his own initiative. He wanted to participate in the darts team's training camp and the softball team's autumn outdoor activities, but he was strictly stipulated that he must go home on weekends!

"No one understands me!" Zhan Xing complained angrily, "Everyone!"

The roommate looked at him sympathetically.

"Hey, listen to me, how about this..."

Zhan Xing packed his backpack and stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket: "I have already submitted my application for withdrawal from school, bye bye Johnson."

The roommate opened his mouth and didn't recover for a long time.

"Your Chinese father knows Chinese Kung Fu! He will definitely break your legs!" the roommate yelled in fear.

Zhan Xing: "I won't give him a chance, listen, I've already bought my plane ticket, I'll leave here immediately, and I won't come back for the rest of my life... Uh... After he doesn't dare to decide my life anymore, I Come back."

Roommate: "VIKKO, I'll accompany you, where are you going?"

Zhan Xing: "I, want, return, China, country!"

Three hours after Zhan Xing submitted his application for withdrawal from school, the principal immediately notified Zhan Xing's grandfather, and Zhan Xing's grandfather rushed to Zhan Xing's house immediately, and the whole family sat upright, waiting for the problem boy to come back.

His father, Zhanyang, looked at the fax of the application for dropping out of school, and was so angry that he just wanted to lift the coffee table.

"Take your time." Lu Shaorong said, "You have to have a good talk with him."

Zhan Yang growled aggrievedly: