Revolution in the depths of the soul

Young master, how can you go out to play if you can't afford to invite someone? "

Lin Jingfeng: "Let Brother Hu watch the store, anyway, he's idle. Mr. Zhan, what are you going to do? Don't touch your hands."

Zhan Xing: "Brother Hu, what can you do... huh? You can't even recognize the number. Except for guarding the shop, when you do business, let alone antiques, I guess even you are involved in it."

Lin Jingfeng looked sideways, into the backyard, and took the opportunity to rub his lips against Zhan Xing's face.

Zhan Xing: "What are you kissing?"

Lin Jingfeng: "Look at Brother Hu? Where did Brother Hu go?"

Zhan Xing: "You are hard, see if Brother Hu will be hard?"

Huo Hu was full, and lay on a chair under the corridor to bask in the sun, while a group of stray cats fluttered butterflies in the yard.

Since Huo Hu moved to live in an antique shop, stray cats have been collected more and more. Now Huo Hu has a lot of cats under his command. They are colorful, with mixed hair and piebald. Rong years come to eat, the more you stay, the less willing to leave.

"Brother Hu!" Zhan Xing shouted, "You are so lazy, can't you get up and move?"

Huo Hu "Oh".

Zhan Xing: "Let's run for a while, you already have a belly."

Huo Hu stretched out his hand and touched his lower abdomen: "No way, my brother has always been in good shape..." The voice stopped abruptly.

Zhan Xing: "They're all protruding like that, and they're still in good shape, so maybe they're pregnant."

Huo Hu lifted his shirt angrily and held his breath: "No! Look, you still have abdominal muscles! Six pack!"

Exhibition line: "..."

Lin Jingfeng: "There are four yuan left, Brother Hu, look, I'm only six yuan."

Huo Hu: "..."

Huo Hu: "Impossible! My qinggong is still very good!"

Huo Hu got up, ran towards the wall of the backyard, leaped lightly, and barely clung to the wall with a slap, and then used all his strength to climb, kicking his feet on the wall, and climbed with difficulty. go up.

Huo Hu: "Huchi, Huchi..."

Lin Jingfeng rushed forward, stepped on the wall in three consecutive steps, climbed up with one hand, and went to the room gracefully.

Zhan Xing yelled "Yo He", and made a 360-degree somersault with one hand, hooked his foot onto the courtyard wall, and rolled over firmly.

Huo Hu: "Huh...huh...this is impossible!"

three days later.

Tang You: "What you want is ready."

Lin Jingfeng wiped an incense burner at the counter without raising his head: "Where's your brother? Ask him to come and see if the store is successful in a few days? Xiaojian wants to go out to play again."

Tang You: "My brother has gone to Xishuangbanna."

Lin Jingfeng: "Did it change to drug trafficking this time?"

Tang You roared angrily: "He contracted a rubber plantation! Don't talk nonsense! Who did you learn this nonsense from!"

Lin Jingfeng laughed, Tang You casually threw a circle on the ground, and said, "New product. Where's the little bitch?!"

Lin Jingfeng: "Xiaojian has gone to the museum, let him take you to Fragrant Hills tomorrow, so you two can play."

Tang You said: "Okay, I will take three days off."

Huo Hu: "What is this? Xiao Tang is here? Is this a hula hoop?"

Tang You: "You actually know hula hoops? Of course it's not hula hoops, this is... a super hula hoop."

Huo Hu: "???"

Tang You: "This is your weight loss product. Don't underestimate such an ordinary hoop. It can be used as a hula hoop when you put it away. Unfold the hoop one after another, and it can become a sauna ball. Put a little water in it. In the sun, you can take a sauna with your head exposed. When you pull it out, it’s an electric motor to reduce the fat on your thighs. It can also be used as a spherical treadmill when you connect it to the bracket. Well, this place is divided into two, and it weighs five tons when it’s filled with water. , It’s just right for weightlifting. When you are lying on the bed, you can disassemble this circle and connect it into countless small circles, which will continuously vibrate and massage on your body; put one end of the circle on a tree or a pillar, turn on the vibration mode, and It can be used as a waist slimming belt, oh yes, the hemispherical shape can be used as a solar reflective cooker, and it is also convenient for you to barbecue in the backyard. Of course, this is just a small incidental function and has nothing to do with weight loss.”

Huo Hu nodded half-understood, Lin Jingfeng said: "The barbecue is good, ask Xiaojian to buy some chicken wings and fish in honey sauce?"

Tang You: "Okay, I didn't eat much. Do you have any wine? It would be nice to have some barbecue at noon."

All Tang You's products have a common shortcoming - the lack of instructions.

The four of them ate happily that day, and the barbecue was so delicious that Ami was almost stuffed to death.

The next day Tang You and Zhan Xing went to Xiangshan to play, Lin Jingfeng went to listen to a lecture on cultural relics appraisal, Huo Hu studied the super hula hoop over and over again, Ami said that he still wanted to eat barbecue, Huo Hu's other functions were that his left ear went in and his right ear went out, Only remember how to grill.

So Huo Hu ate barbecue for a week, getting fatter and fatter.

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