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A cell phone rang.

Zhang Yuanbo glanced at the caller ID and picked it up.

Did not speak, just waited for the other party to speak first.

10 minutes passed...the other party still didn't speak.

Zhang Yuanbo laughed and said, "I said...the phone bill is quite expensive."

The person on the other end of the conversation still didn't speak.

Zhang Yuanbo put down the mouse and leaned his back on the chair: "Empty? Lonely? Miss me?"

"Hmm." The voice of the person on the other end of the phone was as soft as a mosquito.

"I'm at home, are you coming?"

"Don't come!" With one sentence, the other party hung up the phone.

Zhang Yuanbo sighed, and said to himself: "Jiang Ye, Jiang Ye, I will never let you down."

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Come out from the night.Chen Sen was quite drunk.

Su Yi helped him and hail a taxi for a long time.After finally finding a car, others got on it first.

Hiring a car took almost half an hour.

Pushing the drunk Chen Sen into the car, Su Yi paid.Watching the taxi go away.

When I get home, I always feel very tired.Su Yi fell into bed and fell asleep.

The next day, I also got up very early.

Today I have to go back to his mother's side, and I have to catch the car early.

Although it is not very far, it takes about two hours by car.

Get everything in order.Su Yi went out.

After sitting in the car for nearly two hours, when Su Yi got off the mountain, he saw Su Ma who came to pick him up.

When Su Ma saw Su Yi, she immediately came to care: "Are you tired?"

"A little bit." Su Yi replied, and was forced by his mother to go shopping.

As a result, he returned home with a lot of dishes.

Su's mother hummed a ditty and was busy in the kitchen.Su Yi was idle and bored, teasing Su Ma's Pomeranian in the front yard.

Su Ma's high voice came from the kitchen window: "Xiao Yi, how is your work?"

"It's okay." Su Yi responded casually.

"Your aunt Tong's girl will come over for dinner tonight. You have to talk to her well. "

"Oh." Su Yi still replied casually.

A girl from Aunt Tong's family?Oh, I remembered.It was the pockmarked fat girl from the same class in elementary school.Tong Yao.

Su Yi remembered that when he was a child, he would put an earthworm in someone's rice bowl.

"Aunt!"

Following the sound, Su Yi raised his head.

He stared at the person who pushed open the wooden door of the yard for a long time.

Just because the parents are handsome.

"Su Yi, where's your mother?" The visitor walked in and asked Su Yi.

"Kitchen." Su Yi responded, and asked strangely, "Who are you?"

The visitor squatted down in front of Su Yi, smiled and said: "Tong Yao."

"Pocky fat girl?!" Su Yi was stunned for a long time, then came back to his senses: "Why did you grow up like this?!"

"How is it?"

Su Yi looked at Tong Yao pretending to be thinking: "Are you really a woman?!"

Tong Yao frowned: "Don't say these words, I'm sensitive!"

Su Yi gave a long oh, still staring at him.

Tong Yao stood up and slapped Su Yi on the head.He went to the kitchen on his own.

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Had dinner.At Su Ma's request.Su Yi had no choice but to ask Tong Yao to go out for a "walk"

Neither of them spoke a word along the way.

Walked a long way.The two stopped by the river.

"Su Yi, your mother doesn't know you are gay?" After a long time, Tong Yao broke the silence.

"Yeah." Su Yi nodded: "You are better than my mother, can you tell?"

Tong Yao shook his head: "My partner and you are high school classmates."

"Who?"

"Lin Fan."

Su Yi nodded.Lin Fan...

We were still roommates in high school.A 1 meter 67 white and tender young man.

"Have you found someone?"

"not yet."

"Let me introduce you if you need it? Haha~"

"Let's talk about it when we need to."

The two chatted without a word.

Until Tong Yao's partner called.Tong Yao took a taxi and left.Su Yi also went back asshole.

As soon as she got home, Su's mother immediately came to ask the situation: "How is it?"

Su Yi walked over and fell onto the sofa: "Failed."

Su Ma patted Su Yi's shoulder and sighed, "It's okay, Mom is looking for you. What do you like?"

Su Yi: "Muscular, full of domineering, preferably with body hair and body odor."

Su's mother: "Son, do you have a strong taste?"

Su Yi: "General, it's okay."

Su Ma slapped Su Yi on the head: "Nonsense, go to sleep, old lady!"

Su Yi went back to the bedroom, lying on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

So I sat up from the bed, fell down again, and sat up...

After going back and forth countless times, I finally took out my phone and made a call.

After answering the call, the person over there lazily opened his mouth: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I told you to get up and go to the toilet." After saying that, Su Yi hung up the phone.

I tossed and turned in bed for over an hour.Su Yi still couldn't fall asleep.

So another call came in.

Not long after, the phone was connected.The person on the other side of the phone said sleepily: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I told you to get up and go to the toilet." After saying that, Su Yi hung up the phone.

I looked at the time, it was 40:[-] in the morning.

Tossed and turned on the bed for a long time.Su Yi called again.

The call was connected, and the person on the other end said impatiently: "It's midnight, what are you doing?!"

"It's nothing, I told you to get up and go to the toilet." As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yi hung up the phone.

10 minutes passed... Su Yi called again.

This time the other end of the phone broke out: "I don't go to the toilet!"

"Xiao Mori, you are so fierce." Su Yi said and hung up the phone again.

20 minutes passed... Su Yi called again.

There was no word on the phone.Su Yi said: "Chen Sen, get up and go to work."

After a stalemate for 5 minutes, the person on the other end of the phone said, "Brother...it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Why are you crazy?"

Su Yi held back his laughter, and said in a coquettish voice, "I'm so lonely~ I can't sleep~ Can you comfort me?"

"Get out." The other end of the phone dropped the sentence lukewarmly, and hung up the phone.

Su Yi was so cheeky that he called the phone again.

After calling for the third time, Chen Sen answered the phone.Start with a sentence: "I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"I just called to say goodnight to you."

"Ann, your sister!!"

"Goodbye~sayonara~~"

Su Yi hung up the phone.Nest in the quilt giggling.

After that, Su Yi slept quite well.

And the people he harassed didn't feel sleepy at all.He wished he could strangle Su Yi, the chief culprit, to death.

At noon the next day, Su Yi got up.

As soon as she walked into the hall, Su's mother, who was sitting on the sofa watching a soap opera, said, "I got up last night to drink water. What are you talking about with big roots?"

Su Yi responded casually: "Oh, I dreamed that the sweet potatoes planted in the front yard had huge roots."

In fact, he had a dream last night.

Just dreamed of a big-rooted hunk...

That's all...