"Avoid...Avoid what? Avoid misfortune?" He stared blankly at Murong Mingjian on the opposite side, and it took him a long time to say a word.
Then he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva vigorously, and it took a long time before he squeezed out a sentence with a frozen smile: "Da... Hero, this kind of joke is not to be taken, you...you don't want to avoid you from us your enemy, right?"
"You're so smart, you guessed it right, I came here to avoid my enemies." Murong Mingjian snapped his fingers, expressing his sincere praise for the coldness.
However, the snub does not allow him to do this. When he heard this, he jumped up with an "Aww" and shouted: "You...what are you talking about? You have to hide from the enemy, and you expect us to help you resist ?"
Then he clasped his fists again, restrained his fierce flames, and his delicate face wrinkled into a bitter gourd: "Hero, I beg you, it's not such a wicked way to hurt people, you said you provoked a powerful enemy, if you want to die, one person will die That's enough, if you want to drag so many people from our cottage to accompany you to die, you won't be able to ascend to heaven after death, right?"
Murong Mingjian's eyebrows twitched, he thought very well, he was afraid of death, greedy for money and hated, besides these, he actually had a poisonous tongue, interesting, really interesting.
Seeing his eyebrows moving in the cold, he couldn't help but let go of half of the anger just now, but he never dared to take Murong Mingjian in, so he begged in a low voice: "Hero, you are a hero, this person is responsible for everything you do. , Don’t let others suffer, that’s your true character of a hero..."
"Who says I'm a hero?" Murong Mingjian shook his head amusedly, then suddenly approached Leng Leng and whispered into his ear, "Let me tell you the truth, I'm a big devil who kills people without blinking an eye." I don’t know how many heroes have died in my hands.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and he felt a cold light flash in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, Murong Mingjian was already standing a few steps away calmly, with his elbows folded on his chest, looking at him with a smile.
With a sound of "dong", the only Eight Immortals table in the hall broke into dozens of pieces and fell to the ground.
Murong Mingjian is very confident, this move is enough to deter the cold.And the snub did not disappoint him, he stared blankly at the Eight Immortals table with an expression of disbelief on his face.
"How about it, can you let me avoid disaster with you now?" Murong Mingjian asked leisurely, waving the corner of his clothes by the way, tsk tsk, the ground is not paved with bricks, and the clothes are stained on it, and it is a bit dirty up.
"You...you still want to avoid disaster with me?" A trembling voice came from the opposite side. When I looked up, I saw a pair of blood-red eyes. Shouted: "This is the only complete big table in our cottage, you...you chopped it off without saying a word, I...I want to kill you, no, I chopped you, I want to To avenge the table, to burn you as firewood, ahhh..."
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"Hiss... I said Jiang Lai, can't you be gentle? I dare say this is not your arm, right?" Murong Mingjian sat on the kang with his arms outstretched and grinning. On his light wheat-colored skin, there was a line Red mark.
"Palace Master, I'm already very light." Jiang Lai rolled his eyes angrily, and tried his best to wipe the medicinal wine on the red mark.He has a dull and blunt personality, he never says anything, and Murong Mingjian's personality is pretty good, so although this guard is loyal, he is never foolish and loyal. He doesn't hide at all that he should look down on his master, as now.
Is it plausible?The majestic Palace Master of the Demon Palace was actually hit by a wooden stick of a little bandit leader. If word got out, the Chief Palace Master would kick him out of the sky with one kick. Shameful, shameful.
Of course Murong Mingjian knew very well what his good subordinate was thinking.Mentioning this, he also felt very angry. He didn't understand why he was deceived by the lard at that moment. Why did he think the bandit leader's angry look was beautiful and cute?If it weren't for this moment of trance, ten snubs wouldn't even touch his sleeve.
Glaring at the instigator fiercely again, the ferocious look in his eyes successfully made Leng Leng flinch. Realizing that he had caused a catastrophe, the miser stepped back, curled up and squatted in the corner of the wall, but his unyielding personality made him stand in the cold. Before the brain gives orders, it has already used its quick tongue.
"Hero, do you need to do this? You are either a hero from the womb. Since you have practiced such a good kung fu, you may have endured many swords and guns. Now I am just a small stick. "
How dare this guy say it?Murong Mingjian's mouth twisted in anger, the pain in his arm fueled his anger even more, his fierce eyes changed and became unpredictable, then he looked coldly, and said sullenly: "A small It’s just a wooden stick? Do you want me to give you a blow with this small wooden stick? Don’t worry, I don’t need to use all my strength, I only use [-]% of my power.”
Five successes?Then I'll be a meatloaf too.Thinking of that shocking knife in the cold, no matter how unwilling he was, he had no choice but to swallow it.
In the dead of night, when everything was silent, even the birds and insects stopped chirping. In such a night, Leng Dazhai, walked sadly under the cold moonlight, and carried a blanket to the earthen house where Ge San lived.
"Boss...you...why are you here?" Probably because he had just been woken up and his reason hadn't come back, Ge San only showed extreme surprise at his arrival, without any warm welcome at all. mean.
He looked coldly and unhappily at this disrespectful subordinate, and unreasonably spread the blanket on the kang: "Stop talking nonsense, boss, I will sleep with you tonight, you sleep on the ground for me .”
"No...isn't it? Boss, your room is the best one in our cottage. My kang is dirty and broken. You...are you used to living in it?" Ge San scratched his head, Even more surprised.
In fact, to be honest, they didn't think the boss's dilapidated house was any different from theirs. The cottage was poor, and they relied on self-reliance for everything. These houses were all built with mud. Bricks are never used much.But the boss always said that his house was the best, and as time passed, everyone agreed that his house was the best, because a man loves face, not to mention what the boss said, he can be regarded as a leader.
Just because he believes that his own house is the best, when he sleeps, he never shares the hardships with his subordinates, and only lives in his own earthen house, so he will come over tonight to let Ge Sanwan Very surprised.
"I have to live if I can't get used to it. Whoever made me get used to it was snatched away. The scholarly family" shouted coldly and sadly, while glaring at Ge San: "It's all you guys who don't live up to expectations, as the saying goes Said, two fists can't beat four-handed tigers can't hold wolves, I said let's fight that bastard hero once, but you look at your worthless appearance, alas, I am really unkind."
Ge San looked at his boss who was beating his chest and stamping his feet with black lines all over his face, thinking that you were the one who ran the fastest back then?However, considering the narrow-mindedness of the boss who loves to hold grudges, he didn't dare to say this, and climbed onto the kang resignedly: "Let me tell you, the boss, the hero took your nest and drove you out. But it’s too much, you don’t have a theory?”
"He didn't drive me away." He snorted coldly, "Not only did he not drive me away, but he also warmly asked me to live with him."
"Then what are you doing here?" Ge San was even more surprised, crawling into the quilt with all hands and feet, and at the same time slapped to death a mosquito that was just about to attack him.
"He wants me to live with him, but that's up to me." Leng Leng gritted his teeth a few times, thinking of Murong Mingjian's eyes and the faint smile on the corner of his mouth sizing up maliciously, he would I couldn't help but shivered twice.
"Boss, you're not a big girl, what are you afraid of?" Ge San laughed wantonly, but slowly stopped talking under the cold gaze, and then this guy got his head into the ragged blanket very spinelessly.
Leng Leng withdrew his gaze, snorted, and then leaned his body against the wall, (the kangs are all built with one side against the wall.) Silently lost consciousness.
The subordinates all came from the nearby villages, some of them were forced to die by those dog officials, and some of them stayed because they didn't understand anything and thought it was good to eat and drink here.So don't talk about seeing the world, even some things that people in the city know, they don't understand.
With a wry smile, his thoughts flew back to the unbearable past, and he couldn't help shivering in the cold. He shook his head and hurriedly forced himself not to think about it. Every time he thought of those things, his heart seemed to be split into eight petals Children, sometimes even lose the courage to live.
He slapped a cockroach in front of him with his palm, but he didn't know whether it was because of lack of strength or because of his kindness. In short, after the cockroach suffered heavy injuries, he still had the strength to move forward, and finally disappeared in the cold sight.
"That's right, that's how it is. No matter what it is or what trauma it is, it's a thing of the past. As a human being, you have to live like a cockroach. The more others want your life, the more you have to live happily. Grandma’s, isn’t it just some bullshit hero? Wait, wait for me, and see how I deal with you, grandpa.”
After finishing talking to himself coldly and quietly, Ge San's snoring over there had echoed throughout the room. He glanced at his pig-like subordinates, and said bitterly: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, all day long except eating Just sleep, hum, if there are no fat pigs this year, I will kill you to make up for it.” While talking, he also lay down under the blanket.
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In fact, if you ignore the mosquitoes flying all over the house, you don't know when you will be greeted by the smell of pigsty, those vulgar and loud bandit men, and the food that is worse than chaff.Murong Mingjian felt that life on Mingyue Mountain was pretty good.
As long as he saw that the little man's mouth was full of grinding teeth, but on the surface he had to pretend to be flattering to show his submission to himself, he felt that those things that were originally unbearable became It's not so unbearable anymore.
"Hero Murong, you got up really early. It's just dawn, and you came to inspect the back mountain?" The two bandits on the opposite side greeted themselves enthusiastically. After realizing that they would not commit crimes in the village, these people It was obvious that he was no longer afraid of himself, Murong Mingjian really didn't know whether to say whether the neglect had educated them too well or failed too much.
"En." Nodding, Murong Mingjian didn't realize that he showed a sincere smile to these rough men.He hasn't practiced for three or four days, and now he has adapted to this place, so he is very interested in getting up early in the morning to practice swords on the back mountain.
Although the cottage on Mingyue Mountain is a poor mess, the scenery of Mingyue Mountain itself is really good. While walking Murong Mingjian, he leisurely admired the surrounding green mountains looming in the mist, and took a breath of the air full of fragrance of flowers and plants. , Suddenly feel refreshed.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" A loud roar from a distance brought him back to his senses in an instant. He turned his head and saw a slender figure with teeth and claws running towards him. He didn't need to confirm, he knew it was left out.
He stopped with interest, these days he only saw the neglect after breakfast, he thought the other party was not used to getting up early.Now it seems that I have wronged this little bandit. Take a look, he still has mud on his hands, which shows that he is also very hardworking.
"Oh, good morning, I didn't expect you to be quite competent as a boss, why? You came early in the morning to share weal and woe with your subordinates?"
Murong Mingjian said hello leisurely, he likes to look cold and angry, but he doesn't understand, this early in the morning, he didn't provoke him or provoke him, how could he get such a late lady face ?Does he really hate himself that much?Didn't he just split a table of the Eight Immortals, as for holding grudges to this day?
"Hero, please stay in your own room if you have nothing to do, okay? I dare you to destroy the front mountain, and then come to the back mountain to do harm, right?"
He was cold and angry, and kept telling himself to be calm and calm. If he hadn't tried his best to restrain himself, he was really afraid that he would kick Murong Mingjian down the mountain.
Of course it doesn't matter if you kick down the mountain, but the question is, can my legs be intact after climbing up Murong Mingjian?
"What have I done to you?" Second Monk Jianzhang Murong Ming couldn't figure it out, thinking that in order to take care of your broken cottage, I was careful even to sit on a stool, lest I break those broken stools and make you hate me again .Damn it, it's the first time I've been so nice to a person, you little bandit leader doesn't appreciate it, and even poured dirty water on my head.
"You still said you were harmless. On the first day you moved in, you split the Eight Immortals table in our cottage. On the second day, you wanted to tear down the chicken coop. Yesterday you came up with the idea of moving it to the pigsty. Go to the back mountain, why don’t you call it a disaster?”
Mentioning these things, he would be outraged if he was left out in the cold. If he hadn't always been personally involved in the affairs of the cottage, going deep into his subordinates to work with everyone, he wouldn't have been able to stop Murong Mingjian in the first place. This cottage really can only drink northwest wind in winter.
"The chicken coop and the pigsty are in the front mountain, so the bad smells have drifted into the cottage, otherwise I wouldn't have wanted to demolish them, and didn't I not demolish them in the end?" Murong Mingjian's voice was low A little bit, because I remembered the expression on my face when I snubbed and stopped myself two days ago.
"Okay, don't worry, I'm just here to practice swords today, and I won't harm anything in your cottage." Murong Mingjian patted his cold shoulder to reassure him, and then a swallow swooped three times, his graceful figure instantly The time fell ten feet away, causing the bandits in the distance to applaud in amazement.
"Damn it, it's just that the martial arts are better, what are you showing off?" Gritting his teeth coldly, he looked at Murong Mingjian who fell in the distance, and then turned into a sword shadow in white, showing deep jealousy for the opponent's advanced martial arts .
Half an hour later, the intense jealousy turned into deep disappointment.
"Hey, when will I be able to learn martial arts like this? Come on, stop daydreaming, don't look at how old you are, and still learn martial arts, you, just manage this cottage well, and develop and grow little by little , when the time comes to fulfill my wish, and then find Sister Qingdai and fly away, this will be a lifetime of regrets."
Another half an hour later, Murong Mingjian, who had finally practiced three sets of sword skills, stopped, and a dozen bandits rushed forward enthusiastically. Where had they seen such wonderful sword skills before!When the dance reached its climax, it was really impossible to catch the shadows of people and swords. The bumpkins originally thought that the guardians of the old men in the city were already the most powerful people in the world. Who knew that this old man who stayed in the cottage Hero, he is really a master of the world.
"Hmph, this group of bastards are snobbish. When they see a powerful person, they forget about me, and they don't even think about who is their leader. And that Murong Mingjian, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "Snubbed" and "indignant", the foul language continued to flow out, while going outside the small circle of Murong Mingjian and the bandits.
Facing the compliments from all the bandits, Murong Mingjian just smiled, said a few words of politeness, then took out the silk scarf, wiped the sword carefully, and put the sword back into its sheath, only to hear the sound of "cang clang" like the sound of gold and jade , endlessly.
This set of movements is like flowing water, and it also shows the elegance and nobleness of the master of the magic palace. In addition, Murong Mingjian is a handsome and unreasonable man, so the eyes of all the bandits are straightened, and they only feel that they are in harmony with the city. Compared with those rich men in the streets, why is this hero so calm?Oh, it turns out that this is the real nobility.
The coldness was also dumbfounded for a moment, beautiful things always attract people's attention, the coldness is also human, no exception, no matter how hated, angry and jealous, he has to admit that the bastard Murong Mingjian is still Really fucking has some charm.
"Why? Are you dumbfounded?" Looking at the dumbfounded expression on the delicate little face behind the crowd, the already good mood was even more soaring.Murong Mingjian passed through the bandits and came to Leng Luo, jokingly said: "Luo Luo, it's because she likes me? Tsk tsk, don't blame me for not warning you in advance, this is a very bad thing."
It's so cute.Sure enough, beauty is pleasing to the eye.The snub in front of him, although he fell into the bandit's den, did not detract from his visibility in the slightest.Every frown and smile, every anger and joy are all amorous feelings.Especially the dazed look just now, the big black eyes staring straight at him, the unforgiving cherry mouth slightly opened, that expression is so cute, it makes Murong Mingjian really want to hug him into his arms Kiss a few times.
"Ah bah bah bah...you...what are you talking about? Grandpa, I'm a man." Leng Leng finally came to his senses, and when he realized what Murong Mingjian said, he couldn't help but jump up in anger.
Murong Mingjian shook his head dumbfounded, stretched out his hand, and brushed his finger over the cherry lips of the person opposite, he shook his head and said regretfully: "It's a pity, such a beautiful little mouth can only speak those vulgar words , Luoluo, can't you just say a few words in a human way?"
"You can't fucking speak human language. Also, what do you call me? Luoluo? Who the hell would allow you to call me that? It's so disgusting, change it quickly." I was stimulated by Murong Mingjian one after another. , the snub was even more furious, but unfortunately, no matter how much he jumped, he couldn't surpass Murong Mingjian's height.
"Do you have the ability to make me change? If not, then wait until you have the ability to make me change." Murong Wujian raised his head to the sky and laughed, and walked away.Hearing the string of curses coming from behind him, he smiled knowingly.
Jiang Lai looked at his master worriedly, thinking that he couldn't?Could it be that the palace lord fell in love with this neglect?Otherwise, why would you be so happy after being scolded?No... This is absolutely impossible. From the perspective of the palace master, how could he like this bandit leader, not to mention that he has no self-cultivation connotation, but who can stand those vulgar actions and foul words?What is the status of the Palace Master, besides, this neglect is not very beautiful.
The more Jiang Lai thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. There were so many magnificent men and women in front of the palace lord, but he just laughed it off. People who have seen the phoenix group, it is impossible to fall in love with a black-bone chicken.
Going back to the front house, of course, Leng Nuo called this the front hall, which is commonly known as the Juyi hall.But this statement, Murong Mingjian will never admit it.There is not even a decent chair and table, and a dozen bandits have to stand outside the door to line up. If the Juyi Hall is like this, why are they still bandits?It's better to go home and do farm work, and feel more comfortable holding my wife and children.
I just poured myself a bowl of water, there is no need to expect such things as tea in Mingyue Village.So Jiang Lai was very surprised, why the Palace Master could stay for three days in such a broken place?In the end, he came to the conclusion that the Palace Master was undergoing a test like an ascetic monk, hoping to use this method to improve his Dafa of Respecting Demons and Energizing the Moon to a higher level.
Before he could drink the water, there was a desolate scream from afar.
Murong Mingjian shook his head, thinking to himself that this little guy wants to go to the house without a fight for three days.In the past two days, he completely forgot the prestige I gave him before, and he yelled at me every now and then.Well, but they don't have a second decent table here, how can they give him some color?hit him?Oh, I'm a little bit reluctant.
Just as he was thinking, Leng Luo rushed in. When he saw him, sparks almost appeared in those eyes. Without saying a word, he grabbed his neck and shouted: "You bastard, Talking is nothing, and you said that practicing swords will not damage every plant and tree on the back mountain, damn you almost dug up the whole land, you...you pay for my vegetables, you pay for my seedlings."
Murong Mingjian was stunned for a moment, seeing the tearful eyes of Leng Nuo's grief and indignation, it didn't seem like he was trying to blackmail him.He thought about it carefully, and finally remembered the rise of practice at that time, and chopped up all the weeds within a radius of about 50 meters around him, but... what he destroyed was obviously weeds, and I should thank him for helping the cottage Weeding is right.
"Bah, the ones you mutilated are obviously cabbage seedlings. They have finally grown to this day, and they are finally ready to eat. I was hoping to use them to make soup. Now, you have pulled them all out, not even the root left."
When Leng Luo thinks of those broken vegetable leaves, he feels his heart go cold. The brothers' vegetable soup for half a month is just scrapped, and they have to dig wild vegetables in the future.
Looking at Murong Mingjian's puzzled look.The coldness really didn't even have the strength to cry.This hero is obviously a master who doesn't know the sufferings of the world. If he knows what a cabbage seedling looks like, wouldn't it be a waste to tell him?
Forget it, forget it, the most urgent thing is to find a way to send this plague god away, otherwise, maybe one day, the whole village will be wiped out by him. Is it? Tomorrow we go down the mountain and enter the city, can I buy you a carload of Chinese cabbage?" Murong Mingjian thought it was not easy to be left out in the cold, a little cabbage seedlings cried like this, alas, how can people in this cottage It is a miracle that he is alive today.
"Really? You want to buy me a cart of Chinese cabbage?" His cold eyes lit up, and he opened up his little abacus in his stomach, secretly thinking that in this year's market, cabbage seedlings cost two catties for one penny, and his carriage was so big. Very, if you want to pull a cart back, you can pull a hundred and eighty catties, which is fifty cents. Not to mention, the leftover cabbage can be pickled, and the pickles in winter will be available, eh , It's a pity that it's not autumn, otherwise, maybe you can trick him into buying another cart of radishes, that would be wonderful.
Murong Mingjian couldn't help but shuddered when he saw the calculating smile in the cold, thinking that his eyes were similar to those of a fox.He asked cautiously, unexpectedly, Leng Leng Jing, who was immersed in wonderful fantasies, suddenly brought out the sweet dream in his heart.
The Lord of the Demon Palace turned into petrification again, didn't he think?A cart... a cart of radishes?I said Luoluo, can't you have higher requirements?A cart of cabbage and a cart of radishes make your beautiful eyes glow green?It's too useless.
Murong Mingjian didn't say a word for a long time, holding back until the end, he could only pat his shoulders sympathetically, shook his head and said, "Luoluo, what on earth did you survive in this cottage? Forget it." Now, tomorrow I will take you into the city, and you can buy whatever you like, okay? I will pay for the silver.”
"Enter...into the city?" His cold face suddenly turned gray, he didn't know if it was his own illusion, but Murong Mingjian actually read a strong fear from his eyes.This surprised him too much, even the coldness that he dared to beat himself, would have something to be afraid of?
"Well, yes, if I go to the city and eat those breaded rice and wild vegetable soup at your place, I will starve to death before I go down the mountain." Murong Mingjian patted the cold shoulder: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, no People can hurt you."
"Hero, you can't take care of yourself right now, okay? You are a scholarly family." He narrowed his eyes and looked at Murong Mingjian coldly. Does this guy have any sense of crisis?He can hide here from his enemies, and dare to enter the city swaggeringly?Dare to speak big words?protect yourself?Tsk, it will be really dangerous at that time, he will be the first one to run.
Murong Mingjian looked at the coldness in a funny way, stretched out his hand and pinched his pretty little nose: "Little idiot, do you really think I'm here to hide from my enemies? You're just a shabby cottage, let alone my enemies. An arrester from the government office can quickly dismantle it."
"Then why are you still hanging around here?" Rubbing his nose coldly, he stared at Murong Mingjian fiercely: Does this guy know anything?Lai eats for nothing here, and he still thinks the food is not good, and he also thinks the cottage is broken.Oh, forget it, forget it, the most urgent thing is to think about how to blackmail him, but... Going to the city?well……
He's in a bad mood here.But he didn't notice that Murong Mingjian at the side was also not much better.
Yes, in the past, he couldn't stay in such a dilapidated place for even a quarter of an hour, but he has lived here for three days. If he just wanted to tease this cute bandit leader, then now He has been around countless times, why should he stay here?And he had no intention of leaving.
Looking at the delicate face that was left in the cold for a while, smirking and frowning for a while, I had a vague guess in my heart.But Murong Mingjian couldn't believe it. He didn't believe that his concentration was so bad. What's more, it's one thing to like to tease and be ignored. of.
"Okay, that's it, let's go to the city to buy vegetables tomorrow." Shaking his head, as if this would get rid of all the troubles in his mind, Murong Mingjian made his own decision, and after finishing speaking, he Without looking coldly, he stepped out of the room directly.
Then he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva vigorously, and it took a long time before he squeezed out a sentence with a frozen smile: "Da... Hero, this kind of joke is not to be taken, you...you don't want to avoid you from us your enemy, right?"
"You're so smart, you guessed it right, I came here to avoid my enemies." Murong Mingjian snapped his fingers, expressing his sincere praise for the coldness.
However, the snub does not allow him to do this. When he heard this, he jumped up with an "Aww" and shouted: "You...what are you talking about? You have to hide from the enemy, and you expect us to help you resist ?"
Then he clasped his fists again, restrained his fierce flames, and his delicate face wrinkled into a bitter gourd: "Hero, I beg you, it's not such a wicked way to hurt people, you said you provoked a powerful enemy, if you want to die, one person will die That's enough, if you want to drag so many people from our cottage to accompany you to die, you won't be able to ascend to heaven after death, right?"
Murong Mingjian's eyebrows twitched, he thought very well, he was afraid of death, greedy for money and hated, besides these, he actually had a poisonous tongue, interesting, really interesting.
Seeing his eyebrows moving in the cold, he couldn't help but let go of half of the anger just now, but he never dared to take Murong Mingjian in, so he begged in a low voice: "Hero, you are a hero, this person is responsible for everything you do. , Don’t let others suffer, that’s your true character of a hero..."
"Who says I'm a hero?" Murong Mingjian shook his head amusedly, then suddenly approached Leng Leng and whispered into his ear, "Let me tell you the truth, I'm a big devil who kills people without blinking an eye." I don’t know how many heroes have died in my hands.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and he felt a cold light flash in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, Murong Mingjian was already standing a few steps away calmly, with his elbows folded on his chest, looking at him with a smile.
With a sound of "dong", the only Eight Immortals table in the hall broke into dozens of pieces and fell to the ground.
Murong Mingjian is very confident, this move is enough to deter the cold.And the snub did not disappoint him, he stared blankly at the Eight Immortals table with an expression of disbelief on his face.
"How about it, can you let me avoid disaster with you now?" Murong Mingjian asked leisurely, waving the corner of his clothes by the way, tsk tsk, the ground is not paved with bricks, and the clothes are stained on it, and it is a bit dirty up.
"You...you still want to avoid disaster with me?" A trembling voice came from the opposite side. When I looked up, I saw a pair of blood-red eyes. Shouted: "This is the only complete big table in our cottage, you...you chopped it off without saying a word, I...I want to kill you, no, I chopped you, I want to To avenge the table, to burn you as firewood, ahhh..."
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"Hiss... I said Jiang Lai, can't you be gentle? I dare say this is not your arm, right?" Murong Mingjian sat on the kang with his arms outstretched and grinning. On his light wheat-colored skin, there was a line Red mark.
"Palace Master, I'm already very light." Jiang Lai rolled his eyes angrily, and tried his best to wipe the medicinal wine on the red mark.He has a dull and blunt personality, he never says anything, and Murong Mingjian's personality is pretty good, so although this guard is loyal, he is never foolish and loyal. He doesn't hide at all that he should look down on his master, as now.
Is it plausible?The majestic Palace Master of the Demon Palace was actually hit by a wooden stick of a little bandit leader. If word got out, the Chief Palace Master would kick him out of the sky with one kick. Shameful, shameful.
Of course Murong Mingjian knew very well what his good subordinate was thinking.Mentioning this, he also felt very angry. He didn't understand why he was deceived by the lard at that moment. Why did he think the bandit leader's angry look was beautiful and cute?If it weren't for this moment of trance, ten snubs wouldn't even touch his sleeve.
Glaring at the instigator fiercely again, the ferocious look in his eyes successfully made Leng Leng flinch. Realizing that he had caused a catastrophe, the miser stepped back, curled up and squatted in the corner of the wall, but his unyielding personality made him stand in the cold. Before the brain gives orders, it has already used its quick tongue.
"Hero, do you need to do this? You are either a hero from the womb. Since you have practiced such a good kung fu, you may have endured many swords and guns. Now I am just a small stick. "
How dare this guy say it?Murong Mingjian's mouth twisted in anger, the pain in his arm fueled his anger even more, his fierce eyes changed and became unpredictable, then he looked coldly, and said sullenly: "A small It’s just a wooden stick? Do you want me to give you a blow with this small wooden stick? Don’t worry, I don’t need to use all my strength, I only use [-]% of my power.”
Five successes?Then I'll be a meatloaf too.Thinking of that shocking knife in the cold, no matter how unwilling he was, he had no choice but to swallow it.
In the dead of night, when everything was silent, even the birds and insects stopped chirping. In such a night, Leng Dazhai, walked sadly under the cold moonlight, and carried a blanket to the earthen house where Ge San lived.
"Boss...you...why are you here?" Probably because he had just been woken up and his reason hadn't come back, Ge San only showed extreme surprise at his arrival, without any warm welcome at all. mean.
He looked coldly and unhappily at this disrespectful subordinate, and unreasonably spread the blanket on the kang: "Stop talking nonsense, boss, I will sleep with you tonight, you sleep on the ground for me .”
"No...isn't it? Boss, your room is the best one in our cottage. My kang is dirty and broken. You...are you used to living in it?" Ge San scratched his head, Even more surprised.
In fact, to be honest, they didn't think the boss's dilapidated house was any different from theirs. The cottage was poor, and they relied on self-reliance for everything. These houses were all built with mud. Bricks are never used much.But the boss always said that his house was the best, and as time passed, everyone agreed that his house was the best, because a man loves face, not to mention what the boss said, he can be regarded as a leader.
Just because he believes that his own house is the best, when he sleeps, he never shares the hardships with his subordinates, and only lives in his own earthen house, so he will come over tonight to let Ge Sanwan Very surprised.
"I have to live if I can't get used to it. Whoever made me get used to it was snatched away. The scholarly family" shouted coldly and sadly, while glaring at Ge San: "It's all you guys who don't live up to expectations, as the saying goes Said, two fists can't beat four-handed tigers can't hold wolves, I said let's fight that bastard hero once, but you look at your worthless appearance, alas, I am really unkind."
Ge San looked at his boss who was beating his chest and stamping his feet with black lines all over his face, thinking that you were the one who ran the fastest back then?However, considering the narrow-mindedness of the boss who loves to hold grudges, he didn't dare to say this, and climbed onto the kang resignedly: "Let me tell you, the boss, the hero took your nest and drove you out. But it’s too much, you don’t have a theory?”
"He didn't drive me away." He snorted coldly, "Not only did he not drive me away, but he also warmly asked me to live with him."
"Then what are you doing here?" Ge San was even more surprised, crawling into the quilt with all hands and feet, and at the same time slapped to death a mosquito that was just about to attack him.
"He wants me to live with him, but that's up to me." Leng Leng gritted his teeth a few times, thinking of Murong Mingjian's eyes and the faint smile on the corner of his mouth sizing up maliciously, he would I couldn't help but shivered twice.
"Boss, you're not a big girl, what are you afraid of?" Ge San laughed wantonly, but slowly stopped talking under the cold gaze, and then this guy got his head into the ragged blanket very spinelessly.
Leng Leng withdrew his gaze, snorted, and then leaned his body against the wall, (the kangs are all built with one side against the wall.) Silently lost consciousness.
The subordinates all came from the nearby villages, some of them were forced to die by those dog officials, and some of them stayed because they didn't understand anything and thought it was good to eat and drink here.So don't talk about seeing the world, even some things that people in the city know, they don't understand.
With a wry smile, his thoughts flew back to the unbearable past, and he couldn't help shivering in the cold. He shook his head and hurriedly forced himself not to think about it. Every time he thought of those things, his heart seemed to be split into eight petals Children, sometimes even lose the courage to live.
He slapped a cockroach in front of him with his palm, but he didn't know whether it was because of lack of strength or because of his kindness. In short, after the cockroach suffered heavy injuries, he still had the strength to move forward, and finally disappeared in the cold sight.
"That's right, that's how it is. No matter what it is or what trauma it is, it's a thing of the past. As a human being, you have to live like a cockroach. The more others want your life, the more you have to live happily. Grandma’s, isn’t it just some bullshit hero? Wait, wait for me, and see how I deal with you, grandpa.”
After finishing talking to himself coldly and quietly, Ge San's snoring over there had echoed throughout the room. He glanced at his pig-like subordinates, and said bitterly: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, all day long except eating Just sleep, hum, if there are no fat pigs this year, I will kill you to make up for it.” While talking, he also lay down under the blanket.
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In fact, if you ignore the mosquitoes flying all over the house, you don't know when you will be greeted by the smell of pigsty, those vulgar and loud bandit men, and the food that is worse than chaff.Murong Mingjian felt that life on Mingyue Mountain was pretty good.
As long as he saw that the little man's mouth was full of grinding teeth, but on the surface he had to pretend to be flattering to show his submission to himself, he felt that those things that were originally unbearable became It's not so unbearable anymore.
"Hero Murong, you got up really early. It's just dawn, and you came to inspect the back mountain?" The two bandits on the opposite side greeted themselves enthusiastically. After realizing that they would not commit crimes in the village, these people It was obvious that he was no longer afraid of himself, Murong Mingjian really didn't know whether to say whether the neglect had educated them too well or failed too much.
"En." Nodding, Murong Mingjian didn't realize that he showed a sincere smile to these rough men.He hasn't practiced for three or four days, and now he has adapted to this place, so he is very interested in getting up early in the morning to practice swords on the back mountain.
Although the cottage on Mingyue Mountain is a poor mess, the scenery of Mingyue Mountain itself is really good. While walking Murong Mingjian, he leisurely admired the surrounding green mountains looming in the mist, and took a breath of the air full of fragrance of flowers and plants. , Suddenly feel refreshed.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" A loud roar from a distance brought him back to his senses in an instant. He turned his head and saw a slender figure with teeth and claws running towards him. He didn't need to confirm, he knew it was left out.
He stopped with interest, these days he only saw the neglect after breakfast, he thought the other party was not used to getting up early.Now it seems that I have wronged this little bandit. Take a look, he still has mud on his hands, which shows that he is also very hardworking.
"Oh, good morning, I didn't expect you to be quite competent as a boss, why? You came early in the morning to share weal and woe with your subordinates?"
Murong Mingjian said hello leisurely, he likes to look cold and angry, but he doesn't understand, this early in the morning, he didn't provoke him or provoke him, how could he get such a late lady face ?Does he really hate himself that much?Didn't he just split a table of the Eight Immortals, as for holding grudges to this day?
"Hero, please stay in your own room if you have nothing to do, okay? I dare you to destroy the front mountain, and then come to the back mountain to do harm, right?"
He was cold and angry, and kept telling himself to be calm and calm. If he hadn't tried his best to restrain himself, he was really afraid that he would kick Murong Mingjian down the mountain.
Of course it doesn't matter if you kick down the mountain, but the question is, can my legs be intact after climbing up Murong Mingjian?
"What have I done to you?" Second Monk Jianzhang Murong Ming couldn't figure it out, thinking that in order to take care of your broken cottage, I was careful even to sit on a stool, lest I break those broken stools and make you hate me again .Damn it, it's the first time I've been so nice to a person, you little bandit leader doesn't appreciate it, and even poured dirty water on my head.
"You still said you were harmless. On the first day you moved in, you split the Eight Immortals table in our cottage. On the second day, you wanted to tear down the chicken coop. Yesterday you came up with the idea of moving it to the pigsty. Go to the back mountain, why don’t you call it a disaster?”
Mentioning these things, he would be outraged if he was left out in the cold. If he hadn't always been personally involved in the affairs of the cottage, going deep into his subordinates to work with everyone, he wouldn't have been able to stop Murong Mingjian in the first place. This cottage really can only drink northwest wind in winter.
"The chicken coop and the pigsty are in the front mountain, so the bad smells have drifted into the cottage, otherwise I wouldn't have wanted to demolish them, and didn't I not demolish them in the end?" Murong Mingjian's voice was low A little bit, because I remembered the expression on my face when I snubbed and stopped myself two days ago.
"Okay, don't worry, I'm just here to practice swords today, and I won't harm anything in your cottage." Murong Mingjian patted his cold shoulder to reassure him, and then a swallow swooped three times, his graceful figure instantly The time fell ten feet away, causing the bandits in the distance to applaud in amazement.
"Damn it, it's just that the martial arts are better, what are you showing off?" Gritting his teeth coldly, he looked at Murong Mingjian who fell in the distance, and then turned into a sword shadow in white, showing deep jealousy for the opponent's advanced martial arts .
Half an hour later, the intense jealousy turned into deep disappointment.
"Hey, when will I be able to learn martial arts like this? Come on, stop daydreaming, don't look at how old you are, and still learn martial arts, you, just manage this cottage well, and develop and grow little by little , when the time comes to fulfill my wish, and then find Sister Qingdai and fly away, this will be a lifetime of regrets."
Another half an hour later, Murong Mingjian, who had finally practiced three sets of sword skills, stopped, and a dozen bandits rushed forward enthusiastically. Where had they seen such wonderful sword skills before!When the dance reached its climax, it was really impossible to catch the shadows of people and swords. The bumpkins originally thought that the guardians of the old men in the city were already the most powerful people in the world. Who knew that this old man who stayed in the cottage Hero, he is really a master of the world.
"Hmph, this group of bastards are snobbish. When they see a powerful person, they forget about me, and they don't even think about who is their leader. And that Murong Mingjian, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "Snubbed" and "indignant", the foul language continued to flow out, while going outside the small circle of Murong Mingjian and the bandits.
Facing the compliments from all the bandits, Murong Mingjian just smiled, said a few words of politeness, then took out the silk scarf, wiped the sword carefully, and put the sword back into its sheath, only to hear the sound of "cang clang" like the sound of gold and jade , endlessly.
This set of movements is like flowing water, and it also shows the elegance and nobleness of the master of the magic palace. In addition, Murong Mingjian is a handsome and unreasonable man, so the eyes of all the bandits are straightened, and they only feel that they are in harmony with the city. Compared with those rich men in the streets, why is this hero so calm?Oh, it turns out that this is the real nobility.
The coldness was also dumbfounded for a moment, beautiful things always attract people's attention, the coldness is also human, no exception, no matter how hated, angry and jealous, he has to admit that the bastard Murong Mingjian is still Really fucking has some charm.
"Why? Are you dumbfounded?" Looking at the dumbfounded expression on the delicate little face behind the crowd, the already good mood was even more soaring.Murong Mingjian passed through the bandits and came to Leng Luo, jokingly said: "Luo Luo, it's because she likes me? Tsk tsk, don't blame me for not warning you in advance, this is a very bad thing."
It's so cute.Sure enough, beauty is pleasing to the eye.The snub in front of him, although he fell into the bandit's den, did not detract from his visibility in the slightest.Every frown and smile, every anger and joy are all amorous feelings.Especially the dazed look just now, the big black eyes staring straight at him, the unforgiving cherry mouth slightly opened, that expression is so cute, it makes Murong Mingjian really want to hug him into his arms Kiss a few times.
"Ah bah bah bah...you...what are you talking about? Grandpa, I'm a man." Leng Leng finally came to his senses, and when he realized what Murong Mingjian said, he couldn't help but jump up in anger.
Murong Mingjian shook his head dumbfounded, stretched out his hand, and brushed his finger over the cherry lips of the person opposite, he shook his head and said regretfully: "It's a pity, such a beautiful little mouth can only speak those vulgar words , Luoluo, can't you just say a few words in a human way?"
"You can't fucking speak human language. Also, what do you call me? Luoluo? Who the hell would allow you to call me that? It's so disgusting, change it quickly." I was stimulated by Murong Mingjian one after another. , the snub was even more furious, but unfortunately, no matter how much he jumped, he couldn't surpass Murong Mingjian's height.
"Do you have the ability to make me change? If not, then wait until you have the ability to make me change." Murong Wujian raised his head to the sky and laughed, and walked away.Hearing the string of curses coming from behind him, he smiled knowingly.
Jiang Lai looked at his master worriedly, thinking that he couldn't?Could it be that the palace lord fell in love with this neglect?Otherwise, why would you be so happy after being scolded?No... This is absolutely impossible. From the perspective of the palace master, how could he like this bandit leader, not to mention that he has no self-cultivation connotation, but who can stand those vulgar actions and foul words?What is the status of the Palace Master, besides, this neglect is not very beautiful.
The more Jiang Lai thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. There were so many magnificent men and women in front of the palace lord, but he just laughed it off. People who have seen the phoenix group, it is impossible to fall in love with a black-bone chicken.
Going back to the front house, of course, Leng Nuo called this the front hall, which is commonly known as the Juyi hall.But this statement, Murong Mingjian will never admit it.There is not even a decent chair and table, and a dozen bandits have to stand outside the door to line up. If the Juyi Hall is like this, why are they still bandits?It's better to go home and do farm work, and feel more comfortable holding my wife and children.
I just poured myself a bowl of water, there is no need to expect such things as tea in Mingyue Village.So Jiang Lai was very surprised, why the Palace Master could stay for three days in such a broken place?In the end, he came to the conclusion that the Palace Master was undergoing a test like an ascetic monk, hoping to use this method to improve his Dafa of Respecting Demons and Energizing the Moon to a higher level.
Before he could drink the water, there was a desolate scream from afar.
Murong Mingjian shook his head, thinking to himself that this little guy wants to go to the house without a fight for three days.In the past two days, he completely forgot the prestige I gave him before, and he yelled at me every now and then.Well, but they don't have a second decent table here, how can they give him some color?hit him?Oh, I'm a little bit reluctant.
Just as he was thinking, Leng Luo rushed in. When he saw him, sparks almost appeared in those eyes. Without saying a word, he grabbed his neck and shouted: "You bastard, Talking is nothing, and you said that practicing swords will not damage every plant and tree on the back mountain, damn you almost dug up the whole land, you...you pay for my vegetables, you pay for my seedlings."
Murong Mingjian was stunned for a moment, seeing the tearful eyes of Leng Nuo's grief and indignation, it didn't seem like he was trying to blackmail him.He thought about it carefully, and finally remembered the rise of practice at that time, and chopped up all the weeds within a radius of about 50 meters around him, but... what he destroyed was obviously weeds, and I should thank him for helping the cottage Weeding is right.
"Bah, the ones you mutilated are obviously cabbage seedlings. They have finally grown to this day, and they are finally ready to eat. I was hoping to use them to make soup. Now, you have pulled them all out, not even the root left."
When Leng Luo thinks of those broken vegetable leaves, he feels his heart go cold. The brothers' vegetable soup for half a month is just scrapped, and they have to dig wild vegetables in the future.
Looking at Murong Mingjian's puzzled look.The coldness really didn't even have the strength to cry.This hero is obviously a master who doesn't know the sufferings of the world. If he knows what a cabbage seedling looks like, wouldn't it be a waste to tell him?
Forget it, forget it, the most urgent thing is to find a way to send this plague god away, otherwise, maybe one day, the whole village will be wiped out by him. Is it? Tomorrow we go down the mountain and enter the city, can I buy you a carload of Chinese cabbage?" Murong Mingjian thought it was not easy to be left out in the cold, a little cabbage seedlings cried like this, alas, how can people in this cottage It is a miracle that he is alive today.
"Really? You want to buy me a cart of Chinese cabbage?" His cold eyes lit up, and he opened up his little abacus in his stomach, secretly thinking that in this year's market, cabbage seedlings cost two catties for one penny, and his carriage was so big. Very, if you want to pull a cart back, you can pull a hundred and eighty catties, which is fifty cents. Not to mention, the leftover cabbage can be pickled, and the pickles in winter will be available, eh , It's a pity that it's not autumn, otherwise, maybe you can trick him into buying another cart of radishes, that would be wonderful.
Murong Mingjian couldn't help but shuddered when he saw the calculating smile in the cold, thinking that his eyes were similar to those of a fox.He asked cautiously, unexpectedly, Leng Leng Jing, who was immersed in wonderful fantasies, suddenly brought out the sweet dream in his heart.
The Lord of the Demon Palace turned into petrification again, didn't he think?A cart... a cart of radishes?I said Luoluo, can't you have higher requirements?A cart of cabbage and a cart of radishes make your beautiful eyes glow green?It's too useless.
Murong Mingjian didn't say a word for a long time, holding back until the end, he could only pat his shoulders sympathetically, shook his head and said, "Luoluo, what on earth did you survive in this cottage? Forget it." Now, tomorrow I will take you into the city, and you can buy whatever you like, okay? I will pay for the silver.”
"Enter...into the city?" His cold face suddenly turned gray, he didn't know if it was his own illusion, but Murong Mingjian actually read a strong fear from his eyes.This surprised him too much, even the coldness that he dared to beat himself, would have something to be afraid of?
"Well, yes, if I go to the city and eat those breaded rice and wild vegetable soup at your place, I will starve to death before I go down the mountain." Murong Mingjian patted the cold shoulder: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, no People can hurt you."
"Hero, you can't take care of yourself right now, okay? You are a scholarly family." He narrowed his eyes and looked at Murong Mingjian coldly. Does this guy have any sense of crisis?He can hide here from his enemies, and dare to enter the city swaggeringly?Dare to speak big words?protect yourself?Tsk, it will be really dangerous at that time, he will be the first one to run.
Murong Mingjian looked at the coldness in a funny way, stretched out his hand and pinched his pretty little nose: "Little idiot, do you really think I'm here to hide from my enemies? You're just a shabby cottage, let alone my enemies. An arrester from the government office can quickly dismantle it."
"Then why are you still hanging around here?" Rubbing his nose coldly, he stared at Murong Mingjian fiercely: Does this guy know anything?Lai eats for nothing here, and he still thinks the food is not good, and he also thinks the cottage is broken.Oh, forget it, forget it, the most urgent thing is to think about how to blackmail him, but... Going to the city?well……
He's in a bad mood here.But he didn't notice that Murong Mingjian at the side was also not much better.
Yes, in the past, he couldn't stay in such a dilapidated place for even a quarter of an hour, but he has lived here for three days. If he just wanted to tease this cute bandit leader, then now He has been around countless times, why should he stay here?And he had no intention of leaving.
Looking at the delicate face that was left in the cold for a while, smirking and frowning for a while, I had a vague guess in my heart.But Murong Mingjian couldn't believe it. He didn't believe that his concentration was so bad. What's more, it's one thing to like to tease and be ignored. of.
"Okay, that's it, let's go to the city to buy vegetables tomorrow." Shaking his head, as if this would get rid of all the troubles in his mind, Murong Mingjian made his own decision, and after finishing speaking, he Without looking coldly, he stepped out of the room directly.
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