Pick up the picture scroll to "raise" the general
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I was kicked back to my room by my parents to study my homework as soon as I entered the kitchen. In college, I even took care of meals in the cafeteria, and I never touched the kitchen utensils.
Women, it's not kind to leave all the troubles to men!
After the resentment ended, Qian Yu remembered the meaning of Lord General, rolled his eyes, and said in a respectful tone, "Master General, since you live here, you will naturally want to marry a wife and have children to continue your family's incense. What do you mean now... ...Are you going to learn how to cook?"
He said with a delighted smile to the general who turned his head, "Master General, you don't need to worry, there is a special chef school in our era, which is open, not hidden, taught by hand, and you can learn it, and I will contact you immediately. "
Lord General's dark eyes stared at Qian Yu motionlessly, and Qian Yu held back his nervousness and maintained a friendly smile without flinching.
After a while, the general nodded, "Very good."
Qian Yu was stunned, the saying that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen is an ancient saying.
"But there is no need to go out to study, I can do it myself."
"You come by yourself?" Qian Yu hasn't reacted yet.
"There are a lot of recipe teachings on the Internet, and I go into the kitchen at night."
After speaking, the general stopped talking nonsense, turned around as if nothing had happened, skillfully tapped the keyboard to open the search engine page, and searched for recipes.
Qian Yu stared blankly at the exquisite pictures of the dishes on the display screen. When he turned his gaze, he could only see the back of the general's head. He felt uneasy-what is this general going to do?Why did it suddenly become easy to talk again?
Qian Yu doesn't think the General will really learn how to cook honestly, he has a bad premonition...
In the afternoon, Qian Yu went to the supermarket to buy some pork ribs according to the general's request, and came back with cooking wine, green onions, peppers and a series of things listed on the note.
Of course, when the General passed the note to him with a blank expression, when he saw clearly that there were things to buy listed on the note, when he realized that the General was really serious about going into the kitchen to cook. Well, Qian Yu did wander around for several minutes before he came back to his senses.
The General is an ancient man, and Qian Yu admits that as a modern person, he has no idea what the ancients thought—could it be that the General really wanted to marry a wife so he immediately started training as a "good man in the house"?For a woman, the general will choose to change himself to cater to?It's too unrealistic. Would a general who lived in ancient times with three wives and four concubines have such thoughts?
In any case, Qian Yu went out with great interest and brought back vegetables—there were no plants or livestock in those picture scroll worlds.
For someone who is cooking for the first time, Qian Yu's expectations for the taste of the dishes are naturally not very high, but what he expects is that the cook is an ancient man, a general of the ancients, and a genius who has given him countless blows The ancient general is the ancient general who makes him eager to see the opponent make a fool of himself. What a good opportunity this time is!
Whether it was on the way to the supermarket or on the way back, Qian Yu was praying to God very earnestly—let that damned arrogant and domineering General Antique make a fool of himself!
The author has something to say: yesterday during the day... went to grandma's house to have fun with the family
After dinner, until night, a group of us young people went to the temple to ring the bell
And now, trembling, I went online and updated...
I haven't updated it in the past two days, and I will make it up as soon as possible.
It’s Chinese New Year, let’s leave a message~ Haha
I wish everyone a happy new year~~January 1 of the lunar calendar, the most important thing in the new year is good health~ Then the students will naturally be successful in their studies, and everyone who works is going smoothly, anyway, it will be a lot of money.
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13. The Sorrow of the Kitchen ([-])...
"Clang!" The knife holder fell to the ground, and the sharp blade cut on the smooth and clean brick floor. Qian Yu's heart shrank, and his heart ached. knives.
"Boom! Crackling!" The chopsticks barrel can also be accidentally knocked down. How could the chopsticks barrel placed against the wall be accidentally knocked down to the ground? OMG, that's plastic!Missing, missing a corner!
"Wow!" God, that tableware is his favorite, his special plate!His special bowl!Broken, just so broken!Don't have Luo in hand!Can't hold the bowl? !
"Coax!" The sky and the earth are on fire, on fire!Quickly cover it with a lid!ah!
"How can water be poured!" Qian Yu, who was nervously standing at the kitchen door and staring at the general's back, couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed to the stove and pushed the general away. He heroically grabbed the lid of the pot next to him to cover the flames. Straight out of the wok.
"You fucking ruined my kitchen on purpose, didn't you?!" Qian Yu let out a rage, feeling distressed as he touched the blackened wall, his eyes flicked over the broken tiles on the ground and the kitchen utensils that had fallen all over the floor. After a pause, his eyes fell on the messy cutting board and countertop, and his eyes turned to see the microwave oven that had just been messed up by an egg.
"Eggs can't be put in the microwave oven, it's clearly written in the instructions! How did you read it just now!"
Qian Yu was completely angry, but in the anger, there was a bit of grief towards himself - let you be a bitch, why would you wish to see that old joke!I saw the embarrassment, but the old antique party was completely indifferent as if nothing happened, and his skin was extremely thick!Pity his clean and tidy kitchen!
By the way, Qian Yu came back from the supermarket and watched the general enter the kitchen, and he was playing computer in his room in a good mood.
Unexpectedly, there was a sudden "bang" and he immediately ran to the kitchen. He saw the sticky and disgusting inside when the general opened the microwave oven door.
This idiot actually put eggs in the microwave!When he came back, he clearly saw General Antique looking at it with the instruction manual for the microwave oven!
The general watched the tragedy he caused with great calmness, closed the door of the microwave oven very calmly, then turned around and continued to work.
Qian Yu, who was extremely worried, leaned on the kitchen door with his arms crossed and watched the general's every move...
Then, change from a relaxed and comfortable leaning posture to a slightly leaning posture with tense muscles, and then change to a tense posture that stands still, and then switch to a ready posture that is ready to rush out at any time!
This general is a kitchen idiot, a kitchen killer!No, he must have done it on purpose!on purpose!
"Get out if you don't cook! No, you don't go into the kitchen again! Get out!" Qian Yu waved his hand angrily, pointing his index finger at the door and roaring.
Mr. General did not see the slightest sign of apology or anger. His deep black eyes swept across the miserable situation in the kitchen, and the corners of his lips twitched indiscernibly when he met Qian Yu's eyes that were exceptionally bright because of anger. He said calmly, "This general didn't do it on purpose. .”
"Get out!" The string of reason had already been broken, Qian Yu turned around and picked up the rag and started tidying the kitchen, shouting without looking back.
The general frowned slightly and quickly wiped it off, his eyes fell on the scattered chopsticks, spoons, and forks on the ground, he took a step forward, bent down to avoid the debris on the ground, and picked it up neatly.
Sensing the movement behind him, Qian Yu turned around and saw the general's movements. Although he was a little surprised that the general would condescend to bend down to pick up something, everything that happened before reminded Qian Yu that this general had no good intentions.
Sure enough, before Qian Yu had time to speak, Lord General stepped on his foot somehow, and a small piece of porcelain flew up and went straight to Qian Yu's face.
"Drink!" Qian Yu gasped, and his arms bent his head reflexively...
No pain is felt.
That thing just now was aimed straight at his face.Qian Yu moved his arms slightly to reveal his eyes, and the tall body in front of him fell into his eyes.
Lord General turned around and met Qian Yu's wide eyes, his mouth seemed to move, but Qian Yu couldn't read lips.However, Qian Yu is very sure that the general did have a helpless expression just now, the general's eyes just drifted, so dare not look directly at him!Did he read it right?He must have read it right!
Qian Yu tried his best to stare at the general whose eyes had indeed drifted a bit, and the nervousness just now was replaced by admiration - oh my god~ this wall-like face will have a thin skin one day.
"I'm going out to wait for you, General." The General said coldly, turned around and walked out of the kitchen without haste, leaving Qian Yu standing there alone, still pondering that the General may be attributed to the act of running away... Although only possible.
No, Qian Yu suddenly came to his senses and stood up straight. It seemed that the old antique made him almost lose his appearance just now!
Anger welled up, but the foot that stepped out stopped in mid-air.
Whether it was deliberate or not, the general's destructive power in the kitchen was too impressive, and if he was allowed to stay any longer, he might not only be a crisis of disfigurement.Get out well, get out well.
Comforting himself in this way, Qian Yu rolled up his sleeves and continued to clean the microwave oven, carefully picked up the things on the ground, and picked up the broom to clean the ground.In the end, he looked up at the dark wall, his face sank, and he thought about whether he should invite someone to paste the tiles on that piece.
At this time, it was rare for the general to sit on the sofa with his eyes blank - he really didn't do it on purpose, although he knew that he had absolutely nothing to do with the kitchen.
He just... just really wants to see Qian Yu's energetic appearance again, so angry that he loses control, and loses fear of him. After a thousand years, he will see that young man's entangled appearance that always makes him extremely happy. .
He didn't expect that after sleeping for thousands of years, from the kitchen to the kitchen, he also changed from unfavorable to destructive, and such a terrible destructive power.
He'd just skimmed through the instructions to figure out how to use it...and he'd messed everything up for no apparent reason.And the last piece of porcelain, how could he fly up from the ground and rush out at such a high speed when he stepped on it?
Touching the scratched left arm with his right hand, the general sighed silently, almost... Fortunately, he was quick enough to reach out.
but……
He raised his left arm and casually licked the wound, and the general looked towards the kitchen with a slightly emotional look - as expected, he was still very energetic... This is so interesting.
Nodding in agreement, the general's little guilt was quickly replaced by satisfaction, as if thinking of something, he couldn't help grinning and showing his white teeth, "Wait for them all to appear...then..."
"Master General!"
Hearing his voice before seeing him, the general quickly put on his indifferent expression, and silently looked at the young man stepping on the ground step by step.
"Please don't enter the important area of the kitchen again!" Qian Yu stared at the general with bright eyes, coupled with the gritted teeth, he was quite courageous, "What you like to eat, what you don't like, you give me Write it down! Leave it to me! I will solve the problem of eating in the future, and you can just wait and eat!"
The general listened silently and nodded.
The well-behaved cooperation made Qian Yu's anger lessened, and his heart calmed down a little.
"The most taboo thing in a soldier's war is not to eat anything." The general said suddenly, with a flat tone, "Grass, insects, and even corpses must be swallowed when needed."
"..." Qian Yu immediately frowned and grinned, revealing a disgusted expression, but he also knew that what the general said was true.He remembered that there was a movie in which people who encountered an air crash on the top of a snow mountain ate the corpses of their frozen companions as a last resort.Not to mention the various things that happened during the [-]-mile Long March in the educational film.
But... At this time, when you don't have to worry about food at all, you are really disgusting, General, aren't you? !
Then I thought about it, this guy came from an ancient general, and the living conditions at that time were very hard; and when I think about the various scars on the general's body, I still feel a little pitiful besides admiration—how many times In the war, we saw how many brothers died, and how much suffering we experienced.
Perhaps, it is really the general's emotion about such a comfortable and comfortable life in modern times.
"Hey, General, in our era, you can be more casual and picky, and trying to make yourself better is the goal of people nowadays. Those experiences in the past will never happen again, and you don't have to think about it anymore. "Qian Yu casually said, the effect would have been better if he hadn't fixed his eyes on the lamps on the inclined plane or hadn't looked at the general.
"The general is reminding you that the general's subordinates must not be greedy for food and drink." The general said in a cold voice with no expression on his face. "The general disarms and returns to the field. You still have to abide by it!"
My X, my brain is flooded. I think so much about literature and art for no reason!Qian Yu turned his head away from the general with a grim expression.
At this moment, explosive fast-paced dance music came from the mobile phone in Qian Yu's pocket.
Take it out and take a look, Shi Lei.
"Hello!" The tone was a bit aggressive, but it's okay, the brothers are on good terms, so it's completely okay to use it to vent your anger.
"Yo~ It's a firecracker, who messed with you?"
"No, what's the matter?"
"You are at home?"
"exist."
"Brother Yu, borrow money."
"Whether you want money or not, you want your life!"
"Brother Yu, you must save me this time!"
"...Brother, did you take out a loan shark?"
"Stop cursing me! Just say that, I will arrive at your house later, and now I am halfway, you wait."
"What?! You are halfway?!"
"The road to your house is so good, it connects three families, and one of the four people must stay at home! Brother, I was lucky to get through to you with a phone call, Brother Yu~ You are my brother and my noble man! Wait for me, I will come too! "
Qian Yu listened to the sound of "beep beep beep", his temples twitched cooperatively, he pressed the hang up button angrily and shook the phone, but he was not willing to drop it.
He raised his head and sighed, his eyes just happened to meet the general...
"Master General!" Qian Yu tried his best to put on a smiling face, but unfortunately he was a little stiff, "Can you go to the next room and be patient?"
Shi Lei must have gone straight to the air-conditioned room, he didn't want the general to meet anyone else!
The general sat there calmly, his eyes began to sharpen, "This general... is shameful?"
"No! Of course not!" Qian Yu quickly vetoed, "It's just..." Thinking that there will be such a day sooner or later, Qian Yu's mind raced, "Then I will say that you are my distant relative, come to borrow, can you Don't talk too much!"
"Is this general a person with a broken mouth?"
"No, what I mean is that you must not draw a knife in anger!"
"Is this general a rude person?"
"...You pretend that I didn't say anything." Qian Yu gave up persuading, so what to do.
Having said that, Qian Yu was still a little nervous, watching TV absently... until the doorbell rang...
The author has something to say: Come quietly, go quietly...
Your Excellency, General, is going out of the house and into the society!
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14. The first meeting between Shi Lei and the general...
Shi Lei started sharing a class with Qian Yu when he was in junior high school, continued to share a class with Qian Yu when he was in high school, and entered a school and a college when he was in college. When the dormitory was settled, Shi Lei still hooked Qian Yu with an extremely lonely expression. After a sigh of relief: "Our fate, it's broken like this! If we can live together for another four years, then we are in a relationship!"
Immediately, Qian Yu's roommate pushed his eyes, and said calmly, "People in the next room, please don't hook up with the members of this room."
Comrade Qian Yu's dormitory chief said the most to Shi Lei, who came to report every day in the next dormitory, was the phrase "don't hook up" when they met for the first time, and it was widely circulated in the boys' building—the fish in 403 The stone with 405 is a buddy of bamboo horse and bamboo horse. If you touch that fish, you will be hit by the stone, and if you kick that stone, you will be whipped by the tail of the fish.
In short, the relationship between the two is iron and cannot be iron.
However, when the doorbell rang and the keychain opened the door, a fish that had just got up jumped out of the water angrily and roared, "Stone, when did you get the keys to my house!"
An orange flew straight towards the man who just opened the door, and the man easily caught the "murder weapon" with a lift of his hand, kicked the door behind him, peeled the skin leisurely while walking, then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it twice Nodding his head in satisfaction, he praised, "Fish, where did you buy the oranges? They're pretty good."
"There are many, you can take some back later." Qian Yu looked angrily at Shi Lei sitting down on the sofa opposite him like an old man, raising his feet to his calves, "Say, my house key Why did you go there?"
Shi Lei was as fearless as a stubborn stone, and replied while stuffing oranges, "Aren't you going back, Grandma Wang asked me to come and see from time to time. What is the relationship between the two of us, your home is my home."
"You have the nerve to say it! How many times have I lost the door keys, and how many times have you caused me to change the door!" Qian Yu couldn't hold back and kicked two more times, although the force was slowed down, it was still powerful.
Now Shi Lei curled up his legs cleverly and curled up on the sofa, "The door of my house has been changed many times. You see, I just lost the door key and never lost anything else. I am tolerant and generous. By the way, borrowing money, this time I rely on is you."
Shi Lei's family is rich, very rich, very rich.His mother is also an absolute child-controlling adult, and everything for her son must be the best.It's a pity that Dad Shi, who is in charge of the family's financial affairs, is a strict father, and has always imposed severe economic sanctions. Shi Lei, a poor child, can only rely on friends to help him at the end of each month, and make up for it at the beginning of the month.
Although it is said that there are borrowings and never defaulting, the problem is that everyone is almost the same, the moonlight family, and few have leftovers at the end of the month.And Qian Yu has always had a good grasp of financial work, so he has become a big creditor. In addition, he has a very good relationship with Shi Lei. His hard skin was no longer afraid of being stabbed by those small knives.
But Qian Yu is not happy, Shi Lei has this habit from childhood to adulthood, it didn't matter before, now he is almost [-], how can financial management ability do it, after graduation, if he goes his separate ways and is not in the same city, it will take a long time for Shi Lei to get used to it ?
The most important thing is that Shi's father gives a lot of living expenses every month, more than a thousand yuan a month is worth more than half of the wages of an ordinary worker, but Shi Lei is not allowed to ask for money if he has no money.Qian Yu spent only about [-] a month, which was much less.
It's a pity that Qian Yu always compromises in the end.
"The reason! It's only been a few days since the holiday."
"Hey, wasn't the new NK brand mobile phone launched a while ago, it's so cool! The response of the smartphone..." When it came to the mobile phone, Shi Lei's eyes lit up immediately, and he seemed to be chattering endlessly.
Qian Yu yelled and stopped, and stared at Shi Lei fiercely, "At least three or four thousand, where did you get the money, you stone who never had a balance?!"
"Eh? This... last time I sold my mobile phone for [-], my mother posted some, you can lend me another [-], and I will pay you back in half a month." Shi Lei replied coyly, sitting upright and cautiously. Looking at Qian Yu.
Seeing that the face of the person standing in front of him was getting darker and darker, he immediately jumped up and hugged him, just in time to encircle Qian Yu with his arms and one leg inserted between Qian Yu's legs, to prevent a certain fish from running away, and wailed loudly, " Brother Yu, brother, I just want to take such a bite, so calm down~!"
"Calm down!" Qian Yu's anger immediately broke the table, struggling desperately to beat the opponent, but Shi Lei's strength is no match for Shi Lei, so he can only shout into Shi Lei's ear, "You prodigal son! You only bought it two months ago!" Your new mobile phone cost more than 2000 and you sold it for [-]! How many mobile phones have you changed since you went to college for a hobby, you bastard!"
Shi Lei was busy hugging Qian Yu tightly with both hands, he didn't have time to cover his ears with his hands, he could only bear the noise of the magic sound, he shook his head dizzily and continued howling, "Last time! Last time!"
"If I believe you again, my surname will not be Qian!"
"It's okay, Shi Yu is also good with my brother's surname. My parents think you are pleasing to the eye, so go to my family tree~"
"Go to hell!"
As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Qian Yu found that Shi Lei's body stiffened instantly.With his chin resting on Shi Lei's shoulder, Qian Yu couldn't see the other person's face, and he couldn't move his body. Even though his posture was indecent, he could only bump his stomach against him, "What's wrong?"
"How decent is it to hug and hug!"
Qian Yu froze as he scolded sharply in a cold tone, his heart trembled... He completely forgot about the general who went to the bathroom.
"Qian...Qian Yu...this person...who is this person?"
"Cough, Shitou, let go first." Qian Yu said calmly.
"I...I also want...to let go, the knife...the knife is on my neck, I...don't dare to move."
Well, Qian Yu understood Shi Lei's mood very well at this time, after all, he was not much better when he was driven by a knife for the first time.Senhan's sharp weapon is not a toy, it is frightening from the bottom of my heart when it is placed on the neck.
"Cough, cousin... Cousin, put down the knife first, this is my friend." Qian Yu rolled his tongue and quickly recovered, thinking that the general must show face.
As soon as the shackles on his arms were loosened, Qian Yu immediately raised his hand and pushed Shi Lei, who was stiff, to fall directly on the sofa. He turned around and faced the general who was holding a black knife with a calm expression on his face. With a slightly stiff smile, "Cousin... Cousin, this is my friend, who has been playing with since childhood, and his name is Shi Lei."
Seeing Shi Lei's eyes wide open and his mouth open, he cursed inwardly, but his mouth was gentle, "Shi Lei, this is my cousin, his name is Qian...Qian Jun, a handsome horse."
"Cousin?" Shi Lei looked at Qian Yu suspiciously after recovering, "Didn't you have nothing to do with the Qian family long ago? Why is he here?" The tone was aggressive, after all, the experience just now was not good.
"Hey, he~ has a good relationship with my parents. He used to be in other provinces before he knew something happened to my family and came to see me."
He stuttered a bit, but it made sense, but Shi Lei still had some doubts.
Standing up and staring at the man who is not weak, Shi Lei frowned and stretched out his hand to quickly pull Qian Yu to his side, "Really your cousin? It doesn't look like it, why haven't I heard you say it before."
"He is in contact with his parents, not me. He has nothing to tell you what he is doing." Qian Yu answered smoothly this time, and he saw the general's increasingly stern expression from the corner of his eye. Board - it's not decent for brothers to hug each other.
Shi Lei wasn't afraid anymore, he carefully scanned the general up and down, the more strange he looked, and he didn't like it intuitively.He lowered his head and whispered in Qian Yu's ear, "Is it because of him that you came back so soon? How long will he stay and when will he leave?"
While talking, he was still looking at the general, and suddenly found something, his eyes changed, and his voice became louder, "Qian Yu, didn't you buy the suit on him last time?"
"Ah?" Qian Yu didn't expect Shi Lei to pay such careful attention.
"Why did you buy clothes for him?" Shi Lei's expression turned cold. Seeing that the general was staring at Qian Yu without looking at him, he moved in front of Qian Yu and met the general's calm eyes. She trembled a little panicked, but her mouth was stubborn, "Qian Yu is well taken care of by my family, don't worry, cousin."
"Your surname is Shi this time." The General's voice was cold and his words were strange.
Hearing this, Qian Yu immediately thought that the General would not have known Shi Lei in his previous life, but Shi Lei didn't pay much attention and said confidently, "It doesn't matter what his last name is, Qian Yu is my brother."
Seeing that the general didn't respond, Shi Lei felt a little angry, "Didn't the Qian family say they had severed ties with Qian Yu's father? It's not good for you to come here. It's one thing to contact secretly, but it's embarrassing for the Qian family if you put it on the surface. "It means that you should go and stay where you are and don't pester Qian Yu.
When Qian Yu heard this, he felt very confused, for fear that the general would get into trouble if he got angry.With a sway, he walked out from behind Shi Lei, raised his arm and bumped into Shi Lei's stomach and rolled his eyes, "What are you talking about!"
Shi Lei turned his head and stared at Qian Yu seriously, Qian Yu turned his head away from his eyes, but Shi Lei sneered, "You panic when you tell a lie, who the hell is he!"
The author has something to say: This baby Shi Lei is a good baby, so protect your shortcomings~
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15. Let's make trouble, let's show our cards ([-])...
Shi Lei turned his head and stared at Qian Yu seriously, Qian Yu turned his head away from his eyes, but Shi Lei sneered, "You panic when you tell a lie, who the hell is he!"
The sternness of the question made Qian Yu, who had a ghost in his heart, really startled. He moved his lips and didn't know what to say. He pulled away his smile embarrassingly and scratched his hair.
Don't look at Shi Lei, who is usually suppressed by Qian Yu, after all, the identity of the big creditor is there, and Shi Lei usually looks out of tune; but when he is serious, Shi Lei's aura can still suppress Qian Yu.
"Who are you? What's the purpose of coming here?" Shi Lei couldn't get an answer and turned to look at the general, his sharp eyes and stern face had a somewhat stern temperament.
Qian Yu was a little taken aback, he really hadn't seen Shi Lei look so arrogant a few times, it was completely different from usual, a bit scary.
However, when he thought of the identity of the person being questioned on the opposite side - an old antique with a weak concept of the rule of law in modern times, Qian Yu immediately reached out and grabbed Shi Lei's sleeve, and quickly replied, "He has no malicious intentions!"
"Oh? You admit that you fooled me just now?" Shi Lei turned his head and said with a bit of yin and yang, "Which 'stranger' popped out of nowhere and hadn't been with you for more than a week, let you lie to me?"
Isn't this to save your life or at least not get hurt!The grievance in Qian Yu's heart, but he couldn't express it so clearly, so he tried to reveal some information with his eyes.
It's a pity that the relationship of getting along for more than ten years is deep, and there is a tacit understanding, but the legendary eye contact is too advanced and has not been achieved.
Shi Lei looked at Qian Yu's anxious and aggrieved appearance, and the anger in his heart did drop a bit, but after thinking about it, Qian Yu had a good temper, but he was never the one who suffered. Looking at a stranger, could it be... coerced?
Thinking about it this way, Shi Lei's look at the general became even worse.
As for the general who was assassinated by sight, he looked calm as if nothing had happened. He looked at Qian Yu, who was pulling Shi Lei but couldn't speak, and was clearly troubled by anxiety, and then squinted at Shi Lei, who looked like he was protecting a calf. He actually took the initiative to open his mouth, "Qian Yu accepted the general's reward."
Qian Yu was taken aback, and Shi Lei was startled; the former stared at the general with wide eyes, while the latter held Qian Yu down and said, "Where did you come from? Why did you come to your house? I'm so stupid, I don't know how to call 120?" !"
Qian Yu looked back at Shi Lei but didn't react, "120?"
"No wonder. A lunatic is irrational, and this one is holding a knife." Shi Lei lowered his voice and whispered into Qian Yu's ear, "You can be stupid, find an excuse to hide, and call 120 directly to ask them to come and pull someone. The lunatics in the psychiatric hospital have more experience in subduing lunatics than you, and you, a fool, are so afraid that you dare not resist?!"
Qian Yu realized it, and tugged on Shi Lei's lapel and growled, "If he is a lunatic, do I still need to go to such trouble!"
"Then what's going on? This person is not normal, and he is a general. But what he said is serious, delusional?"
"He's just..." Qian Yu was stuck, not knowing whether to say it or not.
To be honest, he really didn't dare to tell Shi Lei that this antique is said to have just woken up after sleeping for a thousand years, and Shi Lei would immediately throw this antique general outside and isolate him, and then force him to live in Shi's house to avoid disaster and prevent harassment.
"What is it?" Shi Lei asked while looking at the general with a new way of thinking - he looks like a human being, but he is a lunatic, no wonder he dared to stab people with a knife, he has no sense of law at all.This bastard Qian Yu can do without getting into trouble, and if he goes out, he can provoke a psychopath and even control himself when he comes back, it's bad, it's too bad!
"Anyway... people who won't kill me, and won't be harmful to me." Qian Yu pondered for a long time and could only explain in this way, and continued with a dissatisfied expression on Shang Shi Lei, "He has some relationship with me, it's not nice A grasshopper on a string."
"What?" Shi Lei became more and more dissatisfied, and his tone was a bit impatient, "Speak clearly, what happened to you?"
What happened?He did good deeds and burned paper for the lonely grave once, and picked up an ancient scroll for cheap, and then he was forced to buy and sell and gave an antique general as a gift...
Qian Yu straightened his thoughts, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be a little stupid these days—in fact, the general didn't have the ability to handle him.
Qian Yu lowered his head, frowned, stared at the ground, and began to think seriously: That ghost old man insisted on giving him the treasure of the picture scroll, and then let him take care of the general and integrate into this world.
He was forced to bear the burden of teaching Gu Dong, but now, this guy seems to be able to live quite well on his own, and the issue of identity is not a big obstacle in ordinary life, as long as the general does not commit crimes.
After all, he is still the savior of this antique general, and now he is also free to charge for food, housing, and clothing. It is a treasure, but the space world of the picture scroll is just to save money. Qian Yu doesn't care too much. So in the final analysis, it is he himself who suffers.
Although the picture scroll connected him with the general, and the general was in control of his whereabouts, it didn't matter much, it wasn't something that restricted him.
Then the general has nothing to threaten him other than the high value of force attack, and in this world, the general is not stupid enough to think that killing people will be fine-after watching so many TVs and surfing the Internet so much.
Then why is he still so afraid of the general?Qian Yu was puzzled, and then realized - because he was frightened when they met for the first time, and he was alone in the village and could only let the general oppress him.
But now, back in the city, he has brothers, police and foreign aid, so what is he afraid of?
Even if he couldn't bear to let the general's identity be exposed and sent to the research institute, it doesn't mean that he needs to endure the general's convulsions from time to time.
The general has adapted to modern life, he has actually been liberated.
Find a house for the general, give him money, and let him live a free life, won't everything be fine!If your lord general needs to take care of you, you can hire a nanny.I believe the general would be happy to have his own home!
Qian Yu grinned, his mood index soared, and he hooked Shi Lei's neck affectionately and said joyfully, "Stone, don't worry, I'm serious! His affairs are too complicated to tell you, but I will definitely be fine. You Just treat him as a poor relative who is homeless and has come to join me now.”
Knowing the identity of the stranger, Qian Yu would not open his mouth, and Shi Lei didn't bother with this issue, but secretly decided to keep an eye on Qian Yu recently.
Seeing that Shi Lei's expression eased, Qian Yu tilted his head and bumped Shi Lei's, "You play first, the fruits on the table are all good! I'll talk to him for a while!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shi Lei's reaction, he trotted directly in front of the general, put aside all scruples and grabbed the general's wrist and dragged him to the room, closed the door with a "bang", and locked it with a "click".
Outside the door, Shi Lei pursed his lips and drooped the corners of his mouth, the more he thought about it, the less it was a problem.Although ordinary people, such as Qian Yu, may not encounter any bloody plots like those in TV and movie novels in their entire lives, it is hard to say that fate will play tricks on such bloody things—for example, this stranger who is obviously not an ordinary person. Appeared, glaring trouble.
Shi Lei was unhappy, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable from the first time he saw this fierce man, it had nothing to do with his rejection of his outstanding appearance or the threat of the knife hanging around his neck.
Not to mention hatred, there is no affection at all, it may be regarded as disgust when it comes down to it... Moreover, Qian Yu doesn't look like he has a good relationship with that person.
Taking out his mobile phone and walking to the kitchen, Shi Lei made a direct call to Granny Wang's house. After confirming that Qian Yu's parents had no relatives or friends named Qian Jun, he immediately called Shi's father.
"Dad...it's not about borrowing money! It's Qian Yu...cough, I didn't ask him to borrow money and I didn't have any conflicts. We're doing well, so why bother... Bah,
Women, it's not kind to leave all the troubles to men!
After the resentment ended, Qian Yu remembered the meaning of Lord General, rolled his eyes, and said in a respectful tone, "Master General, since you live here, you will naturally want to marry a wife and have children to continue your family's incense. What do you mean now... ...Are you going to learn how to cook?"
He said with a delighted smile to the general who turned his head, "Master General, you don't need to worry, there is a special chef school in our era, which is open, not hidden, taught by hand, and you can learn it, and I will contact you immediately. "
Lord General's dark eyes stared at Qian Yu motionlessly, and Qian Yu held back his nervousness and maintained a friendly smile without flinching.
After a while, the general nodded, "Very good."
Qian Yu was stunned, the saying that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen is an ancient saying.
"But there is no need to go out to study, I can do it myself."
"You come by yourself?" Qian Yu hasn't reacted yet.
"There are a lot of recipe teachings on the Internet, and I go into the kitchen at night."
After speaking, the general stopped talking nonsense, turned around as if nothing had happened, skillfully tapped the keyboard to open the search engine page, and searched for recipes.
Qian Yu stared blankly at the exquisite pictures of the dishes on the display screen. When he turned his gaze, he could only see the back of the general's head. He felt uneasy-what is this general going to do?Why did it suddenly become easy to talk again?
Qian Yu doesn't think the General will really learn how to cook honestly, he has a bad premonition...
In the afternoon, Qian Yu went to the supermarket to buy some pork ribs according to the general's request, and came back with cooking wine, green onions, peppers and a series of things listed on the note.
Of course, when the General passed the note to him with a blank expression, when he saw clearly that there were things to buy listed on the note, when he realized that the General was really serious about going into the kitchen to cook. Well, Qian Yu did wander around for several minutes before he came back to his senses.
The General is an ancient man, and Qian Yu admits that as a modern person, he has no idea what the ancients thought—could it be that the General really wanted to marry a wife so he immediately started training as a "good man in the house"?For a woman, the general will choose to change himself to cater to?It's too unrealistic. Would a general who lived in ancient times with three wives and four concubines have such thoughts?
In any case, Qian Yu went out with great interest and brought back vegetables—there were no plants or livestock in those picture scroll worlds.
For someone who is cooking for the first time, Qian Yu's expectations for the taste of the dishes are naturally not very high, but what he expects is that the cook is an ancient man, a general of the ancients, and a genius who has given him countless blows The ancient general is the ancient general who makes him eager to see the opponent make a fool of himself. What a good opportunity this time is!
Whether it was on the way to the supermarket or on the way back, Qian Yu was praying to God very earnestly—let that damned arrogant and domineering General Antique make a fool of himself!
The author has something to say: yesterday during the day... went to grandma's house to have fun with the family
After dinner, until night, a group of us young people went to the temple to ring the bell
And now, trembling, I went online and updated...
I haven't updated it in the past two days, and I will make it up as soon as possible.
It’s Chinese New Year, let’s leave a message~ Haha
I wish everyone a happy new year~~January 1 of the lunar calendar, the most important thing in the new year is good health~ Then the students will naturally be successful in their studies, and everyone who works is going smoothly, anyway, it will be a lot of money.
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13. The Sorrow of the Kitchen ([-])...
"Clang!" The knife holder fell to the ground, and the sharp blade cut on the smooth and clean brick floor. Qian Yu's heart shrank, and his heart ached. knives.
"Boom! Crackling!" The chopsticks barrel can also be accidentally knocked down. How could the chopsticks barrel placed against the wall be accidentally knocked down to the ground? OMG, that's plastic!Missing, missing a corner!
"Wow!" God, that tableware is his favorite, his special plate!His special bowl!Broken, just so broken!Don't have Luo in hand!Can't hold the bowl? !
"Coax!" The sky and the earth are on fire, on fire!Quickly cover it with a lid!ah!
"How can water be poured!" Qian Yu, who was nervously standing at the kitchen door and staring at the general's back, couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed to the stove and pushed the general away. He heroically grabbed the lid of the pot next to him to cover the flames. Straight out of the wok.
"You fucking ruined my kitchen on purpose, didn't you?!" Qian Yu let out a rage, feeling distressed as he touched the blackened wall, his eyes flicked over the broken tiles on the ground and the kitchen utensils that had fallen all over the floor. After a pause, his eyes fell on the messy cutting board and countertop, and his eyes turned to see the microwave oven that had just been messed up by an egg.
"Eggs can't be put in the microwave oven, it's clearly written in the instructions! How did you read it just now!"
Qian Yu was completely angry, but in the anger, there was a bit of grief towards himself - let you be a bitch, why would you wish to see that old joke!I saw the embarrassment, but the old antique party was completely indifferent as if nothing happened, and his skin was extremely thick!Pity his clean and tidy kitchen!
By the way, Qian Yu came back from the supermarket and watched the general enter the kitchen, and he was playing computer in his room in a good mood.
Unexpectedly, there was a sudden "bang" and he immediately ran to the kitchen. He saw the sticky and disgusting inside when the general opened the microwave oven door.
This idiot actually put eggs in the microwave!When he came back, he clearly saw General Antique looking at it with the instruction manual for the microwave oven!
The general watched the tragedy he caused with great calmness, closed the door of the microwave oven very calmly, then turned around and continued to work.
Qian Yu, who was extremely worried, leaned on the kitchen door with his arms crossed and watched the general's every move...
Then, change from a relaxed and comfortable leaning posture to a slightly leaning posture with tense muscles, and then change to a tense posture that stands still, and then switch to a ready posture that is ready to rush out at any time!
This general is a kitchen idiot, a kitchen killer!No, he must have done it on purpose!on purpose!
"Get out if you don't cook! No, you don't go into the kitchen again! Get out!" Qian Yu waved his hand angrily, pointing his index finger at the door and roaring.
Mr. General did not see the slightest sign of apology or anger. His deep black eyes swept across the miserable situation in the kitchen, and the corners of his lips twitched indiscernibly when he met Qian Yu's eyes that were exceptionally bright because of anger. He said calmly, "This general didn't do it on purpose. .”
"Get out!" The string of reason had already been broken, Qian Yu turned around and picked up the rag and started tidying the kitchen, shouting without looking back.
The general frowned slightly and quickly wiped it off, his eyes fell on the scattered chopsticks, spoons, and forks on the ground, he took a step forward, bent down to avoid the debris on the ground, and picked it up neatly.
Sensing the movement behind him, Qian Yu turned around and saw the general's movements. Although he was a little surprised that the general would condescend to bend down to pick up something, everything that happened before reminded Qian Yu that this general had no good intentions.
Sure enough, before Qian Yu had time to speak, Lord General stepped on his foot somehow, and a small piece of porcelain flew up and went straight to Qian Yu's face.
"Drink!" Qian Yu gasped, and his arms bent his head reflexively...
No pain is felt.
That thing just now was aimed straight at his face.Qian Yu moved his arms slightly to reveal his eyes, and the tall body in front of him fell into his eyes.
Lord General turned around and met Qian Yu's wide eyes, his mouth seemed to move, but Qian Yu couldn't read lips.However, Qian Yu is very sure that the general did have a helpless expression just now, the general's eyes just drifted, so dare not look directly at him!Did he read it right?He must have read it right!
Qian Yu tried his best to stare at the general whose eyes had indeed drifted a bit, and the nervousness just now was replaced by admiration - oh my god~ this wall-like face will have a thin skin one day.
"I'm going out to wait for you, General." The General said coldly, turned around and walked out of the kitchen without haste, leaving Qian Yu standing there alone, still pondering that the General may be attributed to the act of running away... Although only possible.
No, Qian Yu suddenly came to his senses and stood up straight. It seemed that the old antique made him almost lose his appearance just now!
Anger welled up, but the foot that stepped out stopped in mid-air.
Whether it was deliberate or not, the general's destructive power in the kitchen was too impressive, and if he was allowed to stay any longer, he might not only be a crisis of disfigurement.Get out well, get out well.
Comforting himself in this way, Qian Yu rolled up his sleeves and continued to clean the microwave oven, carefully picked up the things on the ground, and picked up the broom to clean the ground.In the end, he looked up at the dark wall, his face sank, and he thought about whether he should invite someone to paste the tiles on that piece.
At this time, it was rare for the general to sit on the sofa with his eyes blank - he really didn't do it on purpose, although he knew that he had absolutely nothing to do with the kitchen.
He just... just really wants to see Qian Yu's energetic appearance again, so angry that he loses control, and loses fear of him. After a thousand years, he will see that young man's entangled appearance that always makes him extremely happy. .
He didn't expect that after sleeping for thousands of years, from the kitchen to the kitchen, he also changed from unfavorable to destructive, and such a terrible destructive power.
He'd just skimmed through the instructions to figure out how to use it...and he'd messed everything up for no apparent reason.And the last piece of porcelain, how could he fly up from the ground and rush out at such a high speed when he stepped on it?
Touching the scratched left arm with his right hand, the general sighed silently, almost... Fortunately, he was quick enough to reach out.
but……
He raised his left arm and casually licked the wound, and the general looked towards the kitchen with a slightly emotional look - as expected, he was still very energetic... This is so interesting.
Nodding in agreement, the general's little guilt was quickly replaced by satisfaction, as if thinking of something, he couldn't help grinning and showing his white teeth, "Wait for them all to appear...then..."
"Master General!"
Hearing his voice before seeing him, the general quickly put on his indifferent expression, and silently looked at the young man stepping on the ground step by step.
"Please don't enter the important area of the kitchen again!" Qian Yu stared at the general with bright eyes, coupled with the gritted teeth, he was quite courageous, "What you like to eat, what you don't like, you give me Write it down! Leave it to me! I will solve the problem of eating in the future, and you can just wait and eat!"
The general listened silently and nodded.
The well-behaved cooperation made Qian Yu's anger lessened, and his heart calmed down a little.
"The most taboo thing in a soldier's war is not to eat anything." The general said suddenly, with a flat tone, "Grass, insects, and even corpses must be swallowed when needed."
"..." Qian Yu immediately frowned and grinned, revealing a disgusted expression, but he also knew that what the general said was true.He remembered that there was a movie in which people who encountered an air crash on the top of a snow mountain ate the corpses of their frozen companions as a last resort.Not to mention the various things that happened during the [-]-mile Long March in the educational film.
But... At this time, when you don't have to worry about food at all, you are really disgusting, General, aren't you? !
Then I thought about it, this guy came from an ancient general, and the living conditions at that time were very hard; and when I think about the various scars on the general's body, I still feel a little pitiful besides admiration—how many times In the war, we saw how many brothers died, and how much suffering we experienced.
Perhaps, it is really the general's emotion about such a comfortable and comfortable life in modern times.
"Hey, General, in our era, you can be more casual and picky, and trying to make yourself better is the goal of people nowadays. Those experiences in the past will never happen again, and you don't have to think about it anymore. "Qian Yu casually said, the effect would have been better if he hadn't fixed his eyes on the lamps on the inclined plane or hadn't looked at the general.
"The general is reminding you that the general's subordinates must not be greedy for food and drink." The general said in a cold voice with no expression on his face. "The general disarms and returns to the field. You still have to abide by it!"
My X, my brain is flooded. I think so much about literature and art for no reason!Qian Yu turned his head away from the general with a grim expression.
At this moment, explosive fast-paced dance music came from the mobile phone in Qian Yu's pocket.
Take it out and take a look, Shi Lei.
"Hello!" The tone was a bit aggressive, but it's okay, the brothers are on good terms, so it's completely okay to use it to vent your anger.
"Yo~ It's a firecracker, who messed with you?"
"No, what's the matter?"
"You are at home?"
"exist."
"Brother Yu, borrow money."
"Whether you want money or not, you want your life!"
"Brother Yu, you must save me this time!"
"...Brother, did you take out a loan shark?"
"Stop cursing me! Just say that, I will arrive at your house later, and now I am halfway, you wait."
"What?! You are halfway?!"
"The road to your house is so good, it connects three families, and one of the four people must stay at home! Brother, I was lucky to get through to you with a phone call, Brother Yu~ You are my brother and my noble man! Wait for me, I will come too! "
Qian Yu listened to the sound of "beep beep beep", his temples twitched cooperatively, he pressed the hang up button angrily and shook the phone, but he was not willing to drop it.
He raised his head and sighed, his eyes just happened to meet the general...
"Master General!" Qian Yu tried his best to put on a smiling face, but unfortunately he was a little stiff, "Can you go to the next room and be patient?"
Shi Lei must have gone straight to the air-conditioned room, he didn't want the general to meet anyone else!
The general sat there calmly, his eyes began to sharpen, "This general... is shameful?"
"No! Of course not!" Qian Yu quickly vetoed, "It's just..." Thinking that there will be such a day sooner or later, Qian Yu's mind raced, "Then I will say that you are my distant relative, come to borrow, can you Don't talk too much!"
"Is this general a person with a broken mouth?"
"No, what I mean is that you must not draw a knife in anger!"
"Is this general a rude person?"
"...You pretend that I didn't say anything." Qian Yu gave up persuading, so what to do.
Having said that, Qian Yu was still a little nervous, watching TV absently... until the doorbell rang...
The author has something to say: Come quietly, go quietly...
Your Excellency, General, is going out of the house and into the society!
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14. The first meeting between Shi Lei and the general...
Shi Lei started sharing a class with Qian Yu when he was in junior high school, continued to share a class with Qian Yu when he was in high school, and entered a school and a college when he was in college. When the dormitory was settled, Shi Lei still hooked Qian Yu with an extremely lonely expression. After a sigh of relief: "Our fate, it's broken like this! If we can live together for another four years, then we are in a relationship!"
Immediately, Qian Yu's roommate pushed his eyes, and said calmly, "People in the next room, please don't hook up with the members of this room."
Comrade Qian Yu's dormitory chief said the most to Shi Lei, who came to report every day in the next dormitory, was the phrase "don't hook up" when they met for the first time, and it was widely circulated in the boys' building—the fish in 403 The stone with 405 is a buddy of bamboo horse and bamboo horse. If you touch that fish, you will be hit by the stone, and if you kick that stone, you will be whipped by the tail of the fish.
In short, the relationship between the two is iron and cannot be iron.
However, when the doorbell rang and the keychain opened the door, a fish that had just got up jumped out of the water angrily and roared, "Stone, when did you get the keys to my house!"
An orange flew straight towards the man who just opened the door, and the man easily caught the "murder weapon" with a lift of his hand, kicked the door behind him, peeled the skin leisurely while walking, then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it twice Nodding his head in satisfaction, he praised, "Fish, where did you buy the oranges? They're pretty good."
"There are many, you can take some back later." Qian Yu looked angrily at Shi Lei sitting down on the sofa opposite him like an old man, raising his feet to his calves, "Say, my house key Why did you go there?"
Shi Lei was as fearless as a stubborn stone, and replied while stuffing oranges, "Aren't you going back, Grandma Wang asked me to come and see from time to time. What is the relationship between the two of us, your home is my home."
"You have the nerve to say it! How many times have I lost the door keys, and how many times have you caused me to change the door!" Qian Yu couldn't hold back and kicked two more times, although the force was slowed down, it was still powerful.
Now Shi Lei curled up his legs cleverly and curled up on the sofa, "The door of my house has been changed many times. You see, I just lost the door key and never lost anything else. I am tolerant and generous. By the way, borrowing money, this time I rely on is you."
Shi Lei's family is rich, very rich, very rich.His mother is also an absolute child-controlling adult, and everything for her son must be the best.It's a pity that Dad Shi, who is in charge of the family's financial affairs, is a strict father, and has always imposed severe economic sanctions. Shi Lei, a poor child, can only rely on friends to help him at the end of each month, and make up for it at the beginning of the month.
Although it is said that there are borrowings and never defaulting, the problem is that everyone is almost the same, the moonlight family, and few have leftovers at the end of the month.And Qian Yu has always had a good grasp of financial work, so he has become a big creditor. In addition, he has a very good relationship with Shi Lei. His hard skin was no longer afraid of being stabbed by those small knives.
But Qian Yu is not happy, Shi Lei has this habit from childhood to adulthood, it didn't matter before, now he is almost [-], how can financial management ability do it, after graduation, if he goes his separate ways and is not in the same city, it will take a long time for Shi Lei to get used to it ?
The most important thing is that Shi's father gives a lot of living expenses every month, more than a thousand yuan a month is worth more than half of the wages of an ordinary worker, but Shi Lei is not allowed to ask for money if he has no money.Qian Yu spent only about [-] a month, which was much less.
It's a pity that Qian Yu always compromises in the end.
"The reason! It's only been a few days since the holiday."
"Hey, wasn't the new NK brand mobile phone launched a while ago, it's so cool! The response of the smartphone..." When it came to the mobile phone, Shi Lei's eyes lit up immediately, and he seemed to be chattering endlessly.
Qian Yu yelled and stopped, and stared at Shi Lei fiercely, "At least three or four thousand, where did you get the money, you stone who never had a balance?!"
"Eh? This... last time I sold my mobile phone for [-], my mother posted some, you can lend me another [-], and I will pay you back in half a month." Shi Lei replied coyly, sitting upright and cautiously. Looking at Qian Yu.
Seeing that the face of the person standing in front of him was getting darker and darker, he immediately jumped up and hugged him, just in time to encircle Qian Yu with his arms and one leg inserted between Qian Yu's legs, to prevent a certain fish from running away, and wailed loudly, " Brother Yu, brother, I just want to take such a bite, so calm down~!"
"Calm down!" Qian Yu's anger immediately broke the table, struggling desperately to beat the opponent, but Shi Lei's strength is no match for Shi Lei, so he can only shout into Shi Lei's ear, "You prodigal son! You only bought it two months ago!" Your new mobile phone cost more than 2000 and you sold it for [-]! How many mobile phones have you changed since you went to college for a hobby, you bastard!"
Shi Lei was busy hugging Qian Yu tightly with both hands, he didn't have time to cover his ears with his hands, he could only bear the noise of the magic sound, he shook his head dizzily and continued howling, "Last time! Last time!"
"If I believe you again, my surname will not be Qian!"
"It's okay, Shi Yu is also good with my brother's surname. My parents think you are pleasing to the eye, so go to my family tree~"
"Go to hell!"
As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Qian Yu found that Shi Lei's body stiffened instantly.With his chin resting on Shi Lei's shoulder, Qian Yu couldn't see the other person's face, and he couldn't move his body. Even though his posture was indecent, he could only bump his stomach against him, "What's wrong?"
"How decent is it to hug and hug!"
Qian Yu froze as he scolded sharply in a cold tone, his heart trembled... He completely forgot about the general who went to the bathroom.
"Qian...Qian Yu...this person...who is this person?"
"Cough, Shitou, let go first." Qian Yu said calmly.
"I...I also want...to let go, the knife...the knife is on my neck, I...don't dare to move."
Well, Qian Yu understood Shi Lei's mood very well at this time, after all, he was not much better when he was driven by a knife for the first time.Senhan's sharp weapon is not a toy, it is frightening from the bottom of my heart when it is placed on the neck.
"Cough, cousin... Cousin, put down the knife first, this is my friend." Qian Yu rolled his tongue and quickly recovered, thinking that the general must show face.
As soon as the shackles on his arms were loosened, Qian Yu immediately raised his hand and pushed Shi Lei, who was stiff, to fall directly on the sofa. He turned around and faced the general who was holding a black knife with a calm expression on his face. With a slightly stiff smile, "Cousin... Cousin, this is my friend, who has been playing with since childhood, and his name is Shi Lei."
Seeing Shi Lei's eyes wide open and his mouth open, he cursed inwardly, but his mouth was gentle, "Shi Lei, this is my cousin, his name is Qian...Qian Jun, a handsome horse."
"Cousin?" Shi Lei looked at Qian Yu suspiciously after recovering, "Didn't you have nothing to do with the Qian family long ago? Why is he here?" The tone was aggressive, after all, the experience just now was not good.
"Hey, he~ has a good relationship with my parents. He used to be in other provinces before he knew something happened to my family and came to see me."
He stuttered a bit, but it made sense, but Shi Lei still had some doubts.
Standing up and staring at the man who is not weak, Shi Lei frowned and stretched out his hand to quickly pull Qian Yu to his side, "Really your cousin? It doesn't look like it, why haven't I heard you say it before."
"He is in contact with his parents, not me. He has nothing to tell you what he is doing." Qian Yu answered smoothly this time, and he saw the general's increasingly stern expression from the corner of his eye. Board - it's not decent for brothers to hug each other.
Shi Lei wasn't afraid anymore, he carefully scanned the general up and down, the more strange he looked, and he didn't like it intuitively.He lowered his head and whispered in Qian Yu's ear, "Is it because of him that you came back so soon? How long will he stay and when will he leave?"
While talking, he was still looking at the general, and suddenly found something, his eyes changed, and his voice became louder, "Qian Yu, didn't you buy the suit on him last time?"
"Ah?" Qian Yu didn't expect Shi Lei to pay such careful attention.
"Why did you buy clothes for him?" Shi Lei's expression turned cold. Seeing that the general was staring at Qian Yu without looking at him, he moved in front of Qian Yu and met the general's calm eyes. She trembled a little panicked, but her mouth was stubborn, "Qian Yu is well taken care of by my family, don't worry, cousin."
"Your surname is Shi this time." The General's voice was cold and his words were strange.
Hearing this, Qian Yu immediately thought that the General would not have known Shi Lei in his previous life, but Shi Lei didn't pay much attention and said confidently, "It doesn't matter what his last name is, Qian Yu is my brother."
Seeing that the general didn't respond, Shi Lei felt a little angry, "Didn't the Qian family say they had severed ties with Qian Yu's father? It's not good for you to come here. It's one thing to contact secretly, but it's embarrassing for the Qian family if you put it on the surface. "It means that you should go and stay where you are and don't pester Qian Yu.
When Qian Yu heard this, he felt very confused, for fear that the general would get into trouble if he got angry.With a sway, he walked out from behind Shi Lei, raised his arm and bumped into Shi Lei's stomach and rolled his eyes, "What are you talking about!"
Shi Lei turned his head and stared at Qian Yu seriously, Qian Yu turned his head away from his eyes, but Shi Lei sneered, "You panic when you tell a lie, who the hell is he!"
The author has something to say: This baby Shi Lei is a good baby, so protect your shortcomings~
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15. Let's make trouble, let's show our cards ([-])...
Shi Lei turned his head and stared at Qian Yu seriously, Qian Yu turned his head away from his eyes, but Shi Lei sneered, "You panic when you tell a lie, who the hell is he!"
The sternness of the question made Qian Yu, who had a ghost in his heart, really startled. He moved his lips and didn't know what to say. He pulled away his smile embarrassingly and scratched his hair.
Don't look at Shi Lei, who is usually suppressed by Qian Yu, after all, the identity of the big creditor is there, and Shi Lei usually looks out of tune; but when he is serious, Shi Lei's aura can still suppress Qian Yu.
"Who are you? What's the purpose of coming here?" Shi Lei couldn't get an answer and turned to look at the general, his sharp eyes and stern face had a somewhat stern temperament.
Qian Yu was a little taken aback, he really hadn't seen Shi Lei look so arrogant a few times, it was completely different from usual, a bit scary.
However, when he thought of the identity of the person being questioned on the opposite side - an old antique with a weak concept of the rule of law in modern times, Qian Yu immediately reached out and grabbed Shi Lei's sleeve, and quickly replied, "He has no malicious intentions!"
"Oh? You admit that you fooled me just now?" Shi Lei turned his head and said with a bit of yin and yang, "Which 'stranger' popped out of nowhere and hadn't been with you for more than a week, let you lie to me?"
Isn't this to save your life or at least not get hurt!The grievance in Qian Yu's heart, but he couldn't express it so clearly, so he tried to reveal some information with his eyes.
It's a pity that the relationship of getting along for more than ten years is deep, and there is a tacit understanding, but the legendary eye contact is too advanced and has not been achieved.
Shi Lei looked at Qian Yu's anxious and aggrieved appearance, and the anger in his heart did drop a bit, but after thinking about it, Qian Yu had a good temper, but he was never the one who suffered. Looking at a stranger, could it be... coerced?
Thinking about it this way, Shi Lei's look at the general became even worse.
As for the general who was assassinated by sight, he looked calm as if nothing had happened. He looked at Qian Yu, who was pulling Shi Lei but couldn't speak, and was clearly troubled by anxiety, and then squinted at Shi Lei, who looked like he was protecting a calf. He actually took the initiative to open his mouth, "Qian Yu accepted the general's reward."
Qian Yu was taken aback, and Shi Lei was startled; the former stared at the general with wide eyes, while the latter held Qian Yu down and said, "Where did you come from? Why did you come to your house? I'm so stupid, I don't know how to call 120?" !"
Qian Yu looked back at Shi Lei but didn't react, "120?"
"No wonder. A lunatic is irrational, and this one is holding a knife." Shi Lei lowered his voice and whispered into Qian Yu's ear, "You can be stupid, find an excuse to hide, and call 120 directly to ask them to come and pull someone. The lunatics in the psychiatric hospital have more experience in subduing lunatics than you, and you, a fool, are so afraid that you dare not resist?!"
Qian Yu realized it, and tugged on Shi Lei's lapel and growled, "If he is a lunatic, do I still need to go to such trouble!"
"Then what's going on? This person is not normal, and he is a general. But what he said is serious, delusional?"
"He's just..." Qian Yu was stuck, not knowing whether to say it or not.
To be honest, he really didn't dare to tell Shi Lei that this antique is said to have just woken up after sleeping for a thousand years, and Shi Lei would immediately throw this antique general outside and isolate him, and then force him to live in Shi's house to avoid disaster and prevent harassment.
"What is it?" Shi Lei asked while looking at the general with a new way of thinking - he looks like a human being, but he is a lunatic, no wonder he dared to stab people with a knife, he has no sense of law at all.This bastard Qian Yu can do without getting into trouble, and if he goes out, he can provoke a psychopath and even control himself when he comes back, it's bad, it's too bad!
"Anyway... people who won't kill me, and won't be harmful to me." Qian Yu pondered for a long time and could only explain in this way, and continued with a dissatisfied expression on Shang Shi Lei, "He has some relationship with me, it's not nice A grasshopper on a string."
"What?" Shi Lei became more and more dissatisfied, and his tone was a bit impatient, "Speak clearly, what happened to you?"
What happened?He did good deeds and burned paper for the lonely grave once, and picked up an ancient scroll for cheap, and then he was forced to buy and sell and gave an antique general as a gift...
Qian Yu straightened his thoughts, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be a little stupid these days—in fact, the general didn't have the ability to handle him.
Qian Yu lowered his head, frowned, stared at the ground, and began to think seriously: That ghost old man insisted on giving him the treasure of the picture scroll, and then let him take care of the general and integrate into this world.
He was forced to bear the burden of teaching Gu Dong, but now, this guy seems to be able to live quite well on his own, and the issue of identity is not a big obstacle in ordinary life, as long as the general does not commit crimes.
After all, he is still the savior of this antique general, and now he is also free to charge for food, housing, and clothing. It is a treasure, but the space world of the picture scroll is just to save money. Qian Yu doesn't care too much. So in the final analysis, it is he himself who suffers.
Although the picture scroll connected him with the general, and the general was in control of his whereabouts, it didn't matter much, it wasn't something that restricted him.
Then the general has nothing to threaten him other than the high value of force attack, and in this world, the general is not stupid enough to think that killing people will be fine-after watching so many TVs and surfing the Internet so much.
Then why is he still so afraid of the general?Qian Yu was puzzled, and then realized - because he was frightened when they met for the first time, and he was alone in the village and could only let the general oppress him.
But now, back in the city, he has brothers, police and foreign aid, so what is he afraid of?
Even if he couldn't bear to let the general's identity be exposed and sent to the research institute, it doesn't mean that he needs to endure the general's convulsions from time to time.
The general has adapted to modern life, he has actually been liberated.
Find a house for the general, give him money, and let him live a free life, won't everything be fine!If your lord general needs to take care of you, you can hire a nanny.I believe the general would be happy to have his own home!
Qian Yu grinned, his mood index soared, and he hooked Shi Lei's neck affectionately and said joyfully, "Stone, don't worry, I'm serious! His affairs are too complicated to tell you, but I will definitely be fine. You Just treat him as a poor relative who is homeless and has come to join me now.”
Knowing the identity of the stranger, Qian Yu would not open his mouth, and Shi Lei didn't bother with this issue, but secretly decided to keep an eye on Qian Yu recently.
Seeing that Shi Lei's expression eased, Qian Yu tilted his head and bumped Shi Lei's, "You play first, the fruits on the table are all good! I'll talk to him for a while!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shi Lei's reaction, he trotted directly in front of the general, put aside all scruples and grabbed the general's wrist and dragged him to the room, closed the door with a "bang", and locked it with a "click".
Outside the door, Shi Lei pursed his lips and drooped the corners of his mouth, the more he thought about it, the less it was a problem.Although ordinary people, such as Qian Yu, may not encounter any bloody plots like those in TV and movie novels in their entire lives, it is hard to say that fate will play tricks on such bloody things—for example, this stranger who is obviously not an ordinary person. Appeared, glaring trouble.
Shi Lei was unhappy, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable from the first time he saw this fierce man, it had nothing to do with his rejection of his outstanding appearance or the threat of the knife hanging around his neck.
Not to mention hatred, there is no affection at all, it may be regarded as disgust when it comes down to it... Moreover, Qian Yu doesn't look like he has a good relationship with that person.
Taking out his mobile phone and walking to the kitchen, Shi Lei made a direct call to Granny Wang's house. After confirming that Qian Yu's parents had no relatives or friends named Qian Jun, he immediately called Shi's father.
"Dad...it's not about borrowing money! It's Qian Yu...cough, I didn't ask him to borrow money and I didn't have any conflicts. We're doing well, so why bother... Bah,
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