Alien Office

"Every time I walk into your flower shop, I always feel like I'm walking into a cemetery. You disguise the plant corpses so lifelike that someone will buy a bunch of plant genitals to take home. It's really funny." Pushing the door of the flower shop said the man.

I looked up at him, the man with a stubble around his mouth, messy hair, unkempt, looks like the kind of down-and-out uncle who passed out drunk by the side of the road.

My boss is carefully hydrating the roses. He looks gentle and handsome from the side. It is the kind of appearance that can increase the female traffic to this humble flower shop. He replied without raising his head: "I thought you were busy at 51 Save your alien compatriots in this area, and you won’t think for a moment that there is still an old friend of yours here.”

"Do I look so like a superman who saves the world in underwear?"

"As long as you're not wearing my underwear, I don't really mind, as long as you don't say you know me."

"It seems that you don't welcome me very much." The visitor sighed.

"If I don't welcome you, I will definitely tell the current headquarters to wait for you to drive the "Annihilator Arrears of Wages" fighter jet to support."

My boss put down the sprayer and looked up at his old friend at the door.

His friend showed a strange smile: "Long time no see, Liang Rui."

My boss, Liang Rui, also laughed, with a dangerous and friendly expression: "Long time no see, Crazy Yang."

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The world is full of beings beyond human comprehension.

At least before accepting this inexplicable vacation part-time job, I never knew that aliens need visa registration to come and go to the earth.Of course, before the earth people find out that they are being secretly observed by various intelligent life forms in the universe, the aliens are very happy to enter in secret.But the good times didn't last long. Human beings discovered the existence of extraterrestrial creatures, and some special humans came into being to hunt and kill these suspicious aliens, and the elimination plan for alien creatures was launched.

Before the high-level human beings signed a peace agreement with the aliens, the "defense of the earth" war lost many top humans, special forces, mercenaries, and even superpowers.

And my boss, Liang Rui, was a superpower who survived at that time.

Although he really doesn't look like one in terms of age.

"Closing at five o'clock? Do you really think that your place is a government agency? Is it really okay to lose money like this?" That lunatic Yang who came uninvited grandiosely stayed in the flower shop. It is unbelievable that my boss actually There is a room reserved for him.

I really don't think their relationship is very good, even, rather bad.

"People who eat and drink for free and don't pay rent have no right to talk about it. The economic base determines the superstructure." Liang Rui glanced at him and picked up the empty teapot from the tea tray.

I went up to bring tea and water to my parents, and skillfully brewed a pot of Tieguanyin, hoping that he would find out that it was time for me to get off work early, so that I could go home and turn on the computer to catch up with my new show.

"Xiao Ji, you can go home now." Liang Rui looked at the clock on the wall and said to me.

The idiot uncle who was decadently nestled on the sofa grinned at me: "The world after dark is not suitable for minors, there will be strange uncles, little brother~"

Liang Rui raised the corners of his eyes and glanced at him, snorted like a sneer, and then said to me with a pleasant face, "Be careful on the road."

"Hmm." I smiled to hide my indignation, being treated as a minor is not a pleasant thing.

When I got home, my dad had prepared the meals and was waiting for me to eat. I had to give up my plan to turn on the computer immediately and have dinner with my dear dad.

I have to say that single fathers really radiate the brilliance of motherhood.

"Is the part-time job going well?" Dad asked routinely.

"Fine." I replied as usual.

It's pretty good, if I didn't follow the boss to Xicheng District to help a parasitic octopus star shivering with an antique vacuum cleaner just after entering the earth, everything would be pretty good.Liang Rui pointed to its nose—if it had such a thing—and told him to remember to read the distributed "Earth Simple Survival Manual". Very harmless.The hapless octopus was nearly sucked into the vacuum cleaner.Before leaving, Liang Rui took its host octopus and stuffed it into the aquarium: "Don't run around before I send someone to help you fix your physical problems, I bet you have already broken your cloned human host .”

The octopus man spoke cheerfully in both of our brains: [Oh, don’t worry, the human clone you provided is lying on my bed, I just prefer this octopus-shaped body. 】Liang Rui rushed into his bedroom with a livid face. The human clone lying on the bed as the future host had completely died due to long-term loss of heartbeat and breathing. The death time was more than half an hour, and he could not recover his physical activity through parasitism.

Generally speaking, my boss Liang Rui is a very talkative person, but there are two exceptions: [-], to solve the difficulties for the aliens who just came to the earth and settled in this city; [-], the struggle with Madman Yang escalated from verbal violence to acts of violence.

"Very good, very good, I will provide you with another clone, of course, I will charge for it. But please, you, please, remember, do not leave the human clone host for more than half an hour, otherwise you will be killed It can only parasitize on a cold corpse, believe me, it moves like a zombie." Liang Rui said each word, with a smile all over his face, gnashing his teeth.

The parasite that lived on the octopus host happily waved its tentacles to say goodbye to us: [Thank you for your sincere service, I am very happy. 】I can't help but silently express sympathy for this ignorant alien creature in my heart. When it sees the bill, I'm afraid it won't cry if it wants to cry—if they express their grief and indignation through crying.

Because I have had such a miserable experience, the time probably dates back to a certain night a month ago: &&&

I don't know how long humans can live after being cut in half, but at that moment I just wanted to die quickly.

The pain, the voiceless pain, shattered the barely functioning consciousness of my brain, and I was sure I was dying.

The lunatic who cut me in half with one knife has already left with a big knife on his back. I desperately opened my eyes to see him clearly, but he let out a laugh that is not human, like a murderer who has satisfied his perverted desire. and go.

I'm sure he's not a human being. Humans don't have those shiny red eyes and malicious smiles. I can't see any pity and weakness of human beings in his eyes.

That's an outlier who really lives to kill.

"Wake up, or die, have you realized yet?" He asked me, then left with a sneer.

I don't know what that means, there's no point in pursuing this anymore, I'm already dying.

I swear I don't want to die, my new show, my figurines, my mail order comics that haven't arrived home yet...well, and my dad.

It was raining, and the cold feeling was a bit vague. I felt the organs in my body flow out of the broken body one by one, and there was sticky blood.

When the warm blood flowed out of my body, I felt a bone-chilling coldness, and the feeling of losing temperature from my body made me feel infinitely frightened.I wanted to scream, but I couldn't make a sound.

At this moment, I thought of many unfulfilled wishes, and also a kind of strong unwillingness.

Not reconciled.

I don't want to die, I don't want to die!

The sound of footsteps gradually approaching, I opened my tired but unwilling to close my eyes and tried to see the past. Someone was holding an umbrella, and the sound of leather shoes stepping into the puddle was clear and full of rhythm.

There was no moment of hesitation because of a body that was broken in two.

help me.

I tried desperately to make a sound, but my throat seemed to be stuffed with cotton, and I couldn't speak.

The man looked at me with indifferent eyes.

It was a very handsome man.

"I have already escaped." The man said to himself.

Ran away?The one who killed me?My chaotic brain can no longer think, and my body is getting colder and colder. I am hopeless. At least I never knew that someone whose body was broken in two can be sewn back together like a rag doll.

"But you look...you should be an ordinary human being." He murmured to himself, and squatted down to examine me carefully.

I don't know what's so good about a bloody body, but he looked at my face seriously, and then put something the size of a palm on my forehead.

A mechanical voice sounded: [The extraterrestrial creature living in the human body is preliminarily judged to be a pseudomorphic creature, in its infancy, not awakened, and the host is in a dying state.Those who have not obtained a visa and are in a state of non-control are determined to be illegal immigrants or their descendants. 】The man clicked his tongue and said to me with interest: "Sure enough, that guy should only kill extraterrestrial creatures."

I didn't understand the meaning of that voice, but my intuition told me that that person could save me.

I opened my mouth and mouthed and said: Help me.

The cold rain poured into my mouth, it was so cold.

I finally lost my last sense of consciousness under extreme unwillingness.