Alien Office

The news of the thousand crows' entry didn't bother me too much, even though they landed in the eastern waters of City H.If they are willing to discuss dividends with me, I think I will be happy to collude with them.

"The moon? As far as I know, it's a satellite of the earth." I said, snapping my fingers.

Qin Que glanced at me: "How do you want to explain that its geological age is much older than the earth?"

I shrugged: "The combination of old wives and young husbands is also a way to solve the imbalance between men and women. If it is extended to the universe, it is the problem of the Earth-Moon system. Of course, polygamy is also good. You can see that Jupiter does this, and Saturn seconded it."

My time-traveling answer left Qin Que speechless for a while, and then he said through gritted teeth: "An asteroid like the Earth shouldn't have a moon the size of a moon, and it's even more impossible for the moon to be captured by the Earth's gravity when it passes by the solar system! "

I looked at the roof of the car and said indifferently: "The earth is so charming."

Qin Que finally despaired of my IQ.

For a long time he gave up on himself and said: "The moon is an artificial spaceship."

I looked at him with the eyes I used to look at aliens: "Honey, you need some antipyretic tablets, I have already figured out its molecular structure, do you need me to get some for you?"

"The interior of the moon is hollow." Qin Que ignored my nervousness and said self-consciously, "The earth, as a specially selected biological evolution observation planet in the Milky Way, has been placed under surveillance since the age of trilobites. And the responsible observer It is the moon. The Cambrian biological explosion is therefore particularly suspicious. I don’t believe that this is completely the result of natural evolution. Sometimes a meteorite with organic matter can change the evolution direction of a planet.”

I blew the whistle: "Lunar spaceship, the best choice for spying on human beings."

"The president of the galaxy at the time proposed this proposal, and then commissioned a planet that was good at manufacturing to customize the moon. Now, the back of the moon is the alien's favorite spaceship landing point, and it is also a paradise for interstellar smuggling groups."

"So we're going to the moon to fight crime? I like that - public-funded space travel."

"Don't dream, even if you want to do it, it's not your turn. Besides, there is an agreement between the Earth and the Galactic Federation, and you can't destroy this balance without authorization."

"Thousand Crows first landed on the back of the moon, and then came to Earth in a short-distance travel spacecraft. Now they may have mixed into humans."

As an anthropomorphic creature from the Slem star who masquerades as a human and blends in with the crowd, I don't feel much pressure.I don't like artificial clones very much, because the feeling of being cut in half stings my fragile nerves from time to time, and this pain-insensitive pseudomorphic creature is undoubtedly in line with my preferences. How about getting a cumbersome host for yourself with a sum of money?It costs a lot of money to maintain it, and after leaving the body, it has to be soaked in a special external circulatory system nutrition tank to ensure its activity. I really don't like this way of life.

Today's task is to explain the correct use of electric blankets to a Ravenous alien. I looked at this Ravenous slug in despair—yes, that idiot who cooked its host— — it looks really bad, I was taken aback when I opened the door, God knows how long I haven't been startled, but anyone who sees a badly burned body opens the door for you, politely invite you Entering (the sound is like a ghost crying), I think normal humans would run away screaming in fright.

This Ravenous star dragged its severely burned body to show me the modified electric blanket that can burn up to 180 degrees Celsius. I think this product has surpassed the functional scope of electric blankets, and has evolved to be used as a sear The murder weapon of the torture, and the lovely prisoner happily lay down on the murder weapon and rolled happily until he cooked himself into a roast meat connected with flesh and blood.

The pain tolerance of the Ravenouss is really beyond words.

"First of all, I'm sure you didn't turn yourself over evenly." I walked around it, and the back burn was much worse than the chest, "The first rule of the roast is to evenly let the roast enjoy the heat of the flames , you lack the talent to be a chef."

Qin Que looked at both of us with dead eyes, but that Ravenous slug was indeed almost "dead".

"I will improve!" The Ravenous star responded to my suggestion with a voice like a ghost crying.

What a motivated race, if they can get rid of their hobby of cooking themselves...

"Well, how did you find yourself 'accidentally' roasting yourself again?" I asked softly, sitting on the couch watching it.

"Oh, yes, after I modified this electric blanket last night (including replacing the wires with heat-resistant ones, and the blanket too), I couldn't wait to try to sleep. The winter on the earth is too cold."

"It's summer, thanks." I correct it.

"Oh my God, what's your winter like?" the Ravenous star asked in horror.

"Probably, it's similar to how you felt in the freezer that day."

I think this Ravenousian is starting to calculate the travel expenses back to his home planet.

"Go ahead." Qin Que interrupted its calculation and said coldly.

The Ravenous star recalled the scene of last night and continued to describe to me: "I was lying on the modified electric blanket. At first I adjusted it to 180 degrees Celsius, and I felt a little cold. Then I started to continue to increase it to [-] degrees. At the end of the day, I finally felt that I could bear it, I turned myself over diligently, after the front was warmed and the back was warmed, I fell asleep happily."

I looked at it, it looked at me, Qin Que looked at the ceiling.

The Ravenous star said hesitantly: "Then, while I was half asleep, I suddenly smelled a smell of barbecue..."

I looked at it with desperate eyes, and it looked back at me with innocent eyes, Qin Que looked as if he was pregnant.

"I don't want to repeat it again, human beings can't adapt to the temperature you like, and the current environment of [-] to [-] degrees is quite comfortable for your host, you don't need to heat it up." I pointed at it and burned it. Snout said—forgive my height, I had to stand on a chair to complete this task.

"I know." The slug has always been so quick to admit its mistakes, but I will not reduce any due fees because of its good attitude.

After my persuasion, the Lavenros star finally got his brainwaves back into his body—its body was lying in a special high-temperature nutrition tank, and it looked very comfortable, while its host was taken by us. He and Qin Que packed them into a black suitcase and took them away.

"If you burn another host..." I pointed to the slug swimming happily in the nutrition tank (the temperature there must be very high) and threatened gently and forcefully, "I will send you to the volcano by courier !"

"Oh, I like it there! I like the flowing warm lava, oh, that's such a warm lair." The slug said to me gratefully.

I want to send it to Antarctica instead.

July 25

Task: Smuggle the scorched host back and dispose of it, tell the client that the electric blanket is not a barbecue tool, and the host is not a barbecue! (that idiot slug made himself a barbecue)

Subject: Ravenous aliens (carbon-based soft-bodied organisms)

Location: No. 3, Xinlu Garden Villa, East District, H City

Completion: 100%

Remarks: A human clone needs to be resupplied as its host. PS: Can I pack it up and mail it to the sun with interstellar express?