Alien Office

I have a dream, I want to open a snack shop that does not need to buy goods, chocolates and candies of various flavors, as well as dried fruit and jerky of various flavors, my ten fingers are lollipops of ten flavors, I want to eat When you can lick from the thumb of the left hand to the thumb of the right hand.

When there are not many customers, I can also bring a washbasin-sized iron ring to the door to perform cartilage surgery to attract customers. I guarantee that even grave robbers who are proficient in bone shrinkage skills will not be able to surpass my flexibility. In fact, as long as I am willing , I can pack myself into a mineral water bottle - of course, I think the guests will be scared away...

A house full of snacks, this is really a blessing for sweet tooths, of course I think I have to make my teeth into diamond structures first.

"I won't object to your dream, the premise is that you have the life to practice it." Qin Que said, turning a deaf ear to my dream testimonial just now.

"So I have to lie down in this coffin-like device and split myself in two?" I asked, pointing to the terrifying unknown device in the basement.

"This is the most effective way to prevent your dear brother from killing you easily." Liang Rui said to me with a smile.

I turned my eyes to Crazy Yang for help. This guy was leaning against the door and smoking a cigarette sadly, turning a blind eye to my eyes.He has never been interested in the cause of saving people on earth, unless the target is a sister with big buttocks and big breasts, but unfortunately my mimicry is often a flat-chested loli, or an uncle with a wretched face, I really don’t like it The two cumbersome lumps of flesh on the chest.

As far as women's aesthetics are concerned, Crazy Yang's taste is much inferior to Liang Rui's.

One of them is like an elegant vampire who appreciates the natural fragrance of roses on a girl, and the other is a wretched uncle who uses his lower body to dominate his brain.Of course, this does not mean that I have the slightest agreement with the former's insidious, stingy and inferior nature.

At the last moment when I lay in the coffin, I complained with a voice of gnashing my teeth: "You couple will not end well!"

What responded to me was the smile on Liang Rui's face resembling that of a perverted doctor, and Qin Que's deep and incomprehensible eyes.

How a person is cut into two pieces, I have already experienced this, my brother personally let me experience the ecstasy of cutting in half; how a close relative of a slime was forced to give birth to a cub—ah no , is forcibly sprouted, and I was fortunate enough to experience this.

"What's that?" I weakly crawled out of the coffin, pointing to the guy in the coffin who was looking at me with a smile on his face and asked.

This feeling is amazing. I perceive the world from two different perspectives at the same time, as if I was in a hurry when facing dozens of monitors with different angles at the same time.

"The other you, the Slem star's specialty." Liang Rui sat on the sofa not far away and said to me, "But this stunt of forcibly sprouting and copying the energy nucleus to form a quasi-nucleus and a virtual personality can only be done by you who know how to mimic. It can be done, I will help you hide the fluctuation of the energy core of the body, and use the fluctuation of the quasi-nucleus to interfere with Bai Xu's judgment, so that you will be much safer. We have reason to believe that your brother does not know this, after all your The same kind is 2000 million light-years away, and it is likely to be extinct, but I have checked all the registered extraterrestrial life on the earth, and there is no other registration of other Slem stars, so this cute little secret is only the four of us knew."

I looked at him suspiciously: "Then how do you know?"

Liang Rui smiled: "Don't forget, I was tricked by Zhan Lin back then, otherwise I'm afraid you wouldn't exist."

I slapped myself, it doesn't matter if you are cheap, you have a thick skin to stand up to it, but being cheap is courting death, no matter how thick your skin is, you can't stand up to Liang Rui's throwing knife.

Crazy Yang took a deep drag on his cigarette and stomped the cigarette end under his feet—there was a glaring cigarette butt on the immaculate, long-haired carpet, but he never cared about it.

The two I looked at each other, I really wanted to face a mirror and make a blank smile, and the other I responded with an identical smile.

Qin Que stood behind me and said quietly, "You have to get used to the different expressions of the pseudonucleus and your body."

I covered my face in pain: "This is much more difficult than wrestling left and right." The quasi-nuclear me also made the same expression, exactly.

Qin Que raised his eyebrows, and raised his hand to see a materialized Mind Power Blade. I don't know why this Mind Power Blade was so slow this time, I turned my head and dodged it: "Qin Que, this is caused by your excessive indulgence. Has the micromanipulation ability declined?"

Qin Que sneered: "It's just a test. You see, your pseudonucleus didn't respond to the movement of dodging the flying knife just now. It's actually not difficult to control them separately."

I froze for a moment, then turned around to look at the quasi-nucleus, and the quasi-nucleus also looked at me, and we continued to look at each other like a mirror image.

Liang Rui gasped curiously, and imitated me and gave me a knife. I didn't have time to dodge and was shot.

"Not this time, they moved together again." Liang Rui shook his head.

"Damn, is there a target drawn on my head? Why do you all use my forehead as a bullseye? There is no reward for hitting it!" I angrily pulled out the throwing knife and threw it on the ground and ran away.

"This time the quasi-nucleus doesn't respond again." Qin Que looked at my quasi-nucleus and started discussing with Liang Rui.

Being ignored, I snorted depressingly.Crazy Yang glanced at me, walked up to me and whispered to me: "If I were you, I would go up to one-on-one at a time like this."

I took a sip: "You think I'm stupid, of course it's better to be [-]v[-]." [-]v[-] is courting death, Qin Que alone is enough to beat me to the ground.

I did what I said, and the two "I" jumped on Qin Que at the same time, one hung on the chest and the other stuck to the back, and then said in unison: "Honey, let's have a 3P, Shuangfei or Ssangyong, whatever you want pick."

The runaway Qin Que used his [-]v[-] strength and trampled me to the ground in an instant.

I didn't care to let him attack, it didn't hurt anyway.

"Is this domestic violence?" I asked looking at the basement ceiling.

Liang Rui smiled and shook his head: "No, it's really the victim's revenge on the gangster after sexual harassment."

I smiled happily: "Maybe he prefers it as a filling for a hamburger."

I was trampled to the ground again.

The domestic violence was ignored by the two witnesses, and I could only carry out self-rescue activities. I turned into a puddle of water and escaped from the scene of the accident.

Crazy Yang patted Qin Que's shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth: "You are a man worthy of sympathy."

"You should go to Thousand Crows to get some good things smuggled in, such as anti-matter charged bombs, and then remove this scourge from the earth, which will benefit all mankind." Liang Rui said sympathetically.

"Hey, are you going to remove the earth as well? That thing has long been banned by interstellar regulations." Crazy Yang said.

"Miniature black holes are also fine. I'm not sure if a laser pistol can explode the energy core. Anyway, come on." Liang Rui also patted Qin Que on the shoulder, arguing with Crazy Yang about the antimatter charge bomb.

I found a serious problem.

"Boss, why...my quasi-nucleus disappeared?"

Liang Rui glanced back at me: "You fused them back, when you turned into water."

I asked tremblingly, "I'm going to give birth again—oh no, sprout again?"

"I thought it was the obvious problem."

My screams sounded instantly in the basement.

This is a case of domestic violence.