Master, he is too difficult

Chapter 1 What About Logic?Master is too difficult!

Thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow, mountains and rivers are all replaced by silver clothes.

But in Qinglian Peak in Wanhe Valley, there is a place where Qinglian is blooming in the snow.

Some of those lotus flowers are budding and some are blooming. They are not afraid of the severe cold and stand gracefully, becoming a wonder in the wind and snow.

But what is even more strange is that there is a beautiful man lying in the snow beside the lotus pond.

The man looked very young, about sixteen or seventeen years old, with plain clothes and a thin waist, and a cinnabar red flame mark between his eyebrows, which made his skin whiter than snow.

He just lay on the ground, motionless as if he was asleep.

Beside him stood a man holding a dagger.

Although the man was good-looking, his expression was indescribable: his mouth was open, his eyes were wide open, apart from shock, there was also a hint of stupidity on his face, which seriously degraded his rather handsome appearance.

Lin Qingran was indeed shocked, so shocked that she was dumbfounded!

One second he was happily reading a novel on the sofa, but the next second changed time and space?

Lin Qingran looked around, and in a second, he was sure that he was wearing a book!

Look at the large green lotus in front of you that is still blooming in the snow.

Look at the beautiful man who looks like a coma by the green lotus pond.

Then look at the black dagger in his hand, the word Qinglian is still engraved on the handle of the dagger.

The logo is too obvious, Lin Qingran confirmed in seconds: This is the transmigrated into the pure love cultivation novel he was reading just now, and also transmigrated into the cannon fodder master with the same name and surname as himself.

Cannon fodder, not good;

Master, the most dangerous occupation in Jinjiang;

The supporting role of the white lotus is used to slap the face...

Cannon fodder master Bai Lianhuashou, that is simply a hell-level character design, a dead end-the kind that will ruin the reputation and be cast aside by everyone.

The same is true in the original book: this cannon fodder master first coveted the innate spiritual power of the protagonist, tortured and abused him in various ways, and took his flesh and blood to refine elixir; Sewage; in the end, he also fell in love with one of the protagonist's shou, and resorted to tricks—drugging the protagonist with x drugs, in an attempt to make the protagonist shou engage in multiplayer sports and be seen by the shou...

In short: the cannon fodder supporting role is so vicious that it is outrageous, and the methods are so inferior and childish that it makes people lose their minds, it is really hard to describe it in words!

Lin Qingran didn't understand why the author had to write such a plot. At that time, he complained: Master wanted the protagonist to disappear so that he could be alone with his sweetheart. Why bother?Wouldn't it be over if the protagonist was directly punished and practiced in a small black house for 300 years?

Why do you want to take x medicine?Why use multiplayer sports to discredit the image of the protagonist Shou?Why do you have to make it so complicated... It hasn't worked yet!

As a result, his apprentice saw through the conspiracy and directly killed him, and Gong Jun ran into the protagonist Shou who had been poisoned with X drugs, and...

At that time, he left a message to the author and raised his own doubts.

The author responded coldly: I give you the pen, you write it?

Fine!

Lin Qingran accepted the setting that "supporting roles are used to catalyze the feelings of the protagonists". He felt that he could be a catalyst and be a supporting role well.

but!He didn't accept that he was transmigrated into a white lotus flower, a cannon fodder master, and he even didn't accept that in a novel with a length of 200 million words, in a world where he could live forever and ascend to proclaim the Tao, he would be fucked if he appeared in less than [-] words. .die!

That's right, Lin Qingran drew the timeline in his mind.

In the Qinglian Pond amidst the snowstorm, the beautiful main character Shou is unconscious by the pool, and the villainous supporting character Shi Zun Shou is holding a dagger to stab...

This has already reached the climax node of [-] words.

The protagonist was suppressed for 2 characters, wronged for [-] characters, and had an affair with Gongjun No. [-] for [-] characters.

Now, immediately, immediately, the small orgasm of slapping the enemy in the face is about to play!

Target for face slapping: Shi Zunshou, the supporting role of White Lotus, who has a dusty appearance but a dark heart.

Face punching method: The protagonist Shou Mo Yu first fell asleep, and when the master was about to kill him with the soul-slaying blade, the protagonist Shou suddenly retaliated and stabbed the soul-slashing blade into the master's soul bone.

Face-slapping process: After the soul bone of the villain master is pierced by the soul-slaying blade, functions such as "heart-to-mouth agreement" and "thought broadcasting" are activated.Regardless of the occasion, he started a passionate speech in front of everyone, telling how he was jealous of his apprentice, how he tortured him, how he adored Si Wuming, the leader of the cultivation world, No. Crying and begging him to love me...

Slap in the face effect: Si Wuming sneered and kicked Master Bailianhua who came over to hug his thigh with a sneer; the head of our sect was so angry that he was so angry that he immediately investigated the matter thoroughly and cleaned up the door!

The result of the slap in the face: the white lotus villain Shizun was spurned by everyone and received a box lunch; Gongjun No. 2 embraced the protagonist Shou, spent three days and three nights in the name of detoxification, which was extremely fragrant and did not touch the red line, and opened the protagonist Shou Molin Yuan Yuan's heartthrob script paves the way for the appearance of No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5...

Although Lin Qingran was very dissatisfied with the modus operandi of the cannon fodder master at the beginning, but when watching this face-slapping climax, he still enjoyed it very much. Well done!

However... What if the person who was slapped in the face was himself?

Are you cool?

Before Lin Qingran could think clearly about this problem, he saw the apprentice who was unconscious and motionless in the snow, his eyelids almost twitched.

Is this... waking up, or dozing off?

No, it's not important, what's important is—throw away the Soul Slashing Blade in your hand!Throw as far as you can.

Lin Qingran held the Soul Slaying Blade and threw it hard towards the lotus pond like throwing a snowball.

The dark black soul-slaying blade drew an arc in the air, plopped into the green lotus pond, and inserted into the mud below the pond.

In a short period of time, it is absolutely impossible for the Soul Slashing Blade to be used as a prop in "Truth or Dare".

After throwing away the Soul Slashing Blade, Lin Qingran felt a little more at ease. He turned his head and looked at the protagonist Shou in the snow.

The protagonist Shou is really good-looking!

If he was born in his own time and joined the entertainment industry, he would be able to become top-notch even without any acting skills - just relying on his appearance is enough!

Lin Qingran couldn't help but take another look, admiring the beauty of the protagonist, while thinking: Since she is wearing a book, she must survive in this small world;

I am very familiar with the "Villain Survival Manual"; even if it is the survival manual received by the supporting role, as an old bookworm, I still understand it!

First hug the protagonist's thigh to dissolve the previous hatred; then desperately cleanse himself, and settle all the wrong things the original owner has done and the people he offended; this will have the capital to settle down.

Then you can either earnestly cultivate and pursue the Avenue of Longevity, or find a mountain forest and embark on the road of farming and breeding; if you don’t like farming, you can also engage in infrastructure construction; if infrastructure construction is not exciting enough, then engage in scientific research in the field of self-cultivation...

Of course, Lin Qingran also found that he only received the body and magic power of the cannon fodder master, but did not receive the memory of the original owner, so he still doesn't know how to use the immortal method, let alone fly with the sword.But with the foundation, these presumably are not difficult.

Lin Qingran planned to wait for this wave of small climax, and first retreat for a while, the location of the retreat...

Before Lin Qingran could figure out where he should practice, the protagonist Shou Moyu, who had been feigning sleep, suddenly let out a slight muffled sound, and then slowly opened his eyes.

Lin Qingran:? ? ?

Lin Qingran hurried over and started the first step of hugging the protagonist's thigh.

He lifted the beauty, his apprentice Mo Yu, from the ground, and was very concerned: "Apprentice, are you awake?"

Mo Yu nodded, her voice was hoarse: "Master, this disciple is a little... uncomfortable..."

Lin Qingran continued to hold his thigh plan. He fumbled for a long time from the storage bag, took out a bag of spiritual spring water, and poured a little into the purple sand cup.

The purple sand cup is warm in winter and cool in summer, but in an instant, the spirit spring water is steaming.

Lin Qingran tried her best to show a kind smile that a master should have: "I'm not feeling well...how about some hot water first?"

Snapped!

The purple sand cup was overturned in the snow, and the hot water immediately melted the snow, forming a puddle of water.

Moyu's almost ripe red ear tips were reflected in the small water pool.

And Mo Yu's black and white eyes, which were originally clear, now became scattered and gradually became wild.

He pursed his lips tightly, as if trying to restrain himself.But soon, he made a decision, turned over decisively and directly, and pushed Lin Qingran to the snow.

"Master... the apprentice is... uncomfortable there... Shi Geng's uncomfortable..."

Lin Qingran's head buzzed and he was stunned!

It was only now that he recalled what was the logical loophole that he had overlooked when watching this little climax!

The protagonist Shou, who had been drugged with X, was already throbbing in his body before he fell into a coma, and his breathing was short of breath.

But after waking up, without any antidote/spiritual power suppression/extraordinary talent, he was able to calmly and wittily complete the difficult action of slapping Master in the face for two full hours and four hours , It didn't happen until he was alone with Gongjun No. 2, what's the logic? ?

Since the logic was gone at the time, we didn’t pursue it anymore; why did it come back at this time! !

Lin Qingran, who was overwhelmed by the protagonist and didn't know how to use magic power to get rid of his apprentice because he only received the body but not the memory, just wanted to say: Negative score, bad review!

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