No disaster

Fortunately, Su He didn't just stare blankly at Kuo'er crying, at least he reacted and wiped away his tears.While wiping his tears with the thenar, he asked: "It's so good, why are you crying? What happened, or did something go wrong while riding the elephant today?"

Seeing Kuo'er coming back and forth several times and still just talking to each other, Su He was really anxious, "Don't cry, don't cry, just say something, if something goes wrong, let's find a way to fix it, always If there is a way, there is no need to cry."

Kuo'er's mood can be regarded as a little more stable, but he can speak, "Where did you go this day? I didn't even find you."

Su He stroked his train of thought, considered his words and tone, and said, "I wanted to see you ride an elephant, but for some reason, I was beaten up by a few maids and locked up for a day before I was released." come out."

Su He intentionally raised his tone, and explained the day as if he was telling a joke. Kuo'er couldn't hold back a chuckle, "That's fine, why did you ask some maids to beat you up? You are so good at martial arts, why don't you run?"

Su He sighed intentionally, "I don't know where they are from, so I dare not run away."

Kuo Er made Su He lose his temper at all, raised his hand and wiped the corner of his eyes, "You are smart, you know that you can offend no one in the palace except me."

"You are wrong. In this palace, you are the person I dare not offend the most." Su He made a big show of it, amused Kuo Er, and the portrait of the wooden head in his arms did not fall out. He grabbed Su He's hand and brought it to the inside of the bedroom, "It's a good thing you didn't go out of the palace, otherwise, this time you will be in serious trouble."

Su He thought about it for a few times, and then he realized that he sat down as Kuoer wanted, before he sat down firmly in front of the case, he had already picked up the snacks on the case, "His Highness means, this time the wax festival , what's the matter, found it on my head?"

Seeing Su He's reaction, Kuo'er couldn't help but smile, and said, "It's really smart."

Su He was not sure whether the "smartness" was to praise him or his son-in-law for a while, so he couldn't answer the question for a while, so he had to open up another topic, "Their plan should be very secretive, how did His Highness know?"

Hearing Su He's question, Kuo'er turned to the bracelet of the commander of the guards that Su He had stolen for no reason, and his thoughts shifted here, and he couldn't help but stay for a while that night, making himself angry Fei Hong took some effort to calm down, and then continued: "It's also thanks to your bad idea at that time, the commander of the imperial army was very frightened, and the letter I wrote was ambiguous, so the commander thought it was the king of Nanzhang. Knowing this, I secretly sent a letter to the palace early this morning, I found out a little later, when I wanted to find someone to inform you, I couldn't find you."

Speaking of this, Su He has already understood, and can guess the rest of the matter.Su He thought for a moment, and after eating seven or eight yuan of dim sum, he was half full, and then said: "Today is a big loss."

Kuo'er was taken aback when he heard that, "I saved your life, and also saved me from embarrassing the two places, how can I still be at a loss?"

Su He originally wanted to say that if he could leave the palace today, he would be able to induce his son-in-law to take action. As long as the son-in-law made a move, then there would be no shortage of ironclad evidence for him, and he would not have to hang around like he is now.But after hearing Kuo'er's words, he changed the words that came to his lips.He said: "During the Lantern Festival, you are riding an elephant to travel around the city in heavy clothes. You must be wearing gold and silver. It's a pity not to see it. Besides, I have been hungry all day. I heard that the fasting meals given in the temple today are very good." Yes, I wanted to receive a copy."

Originally, he shouldn't have said this, the assistant prince thought.But it’s not bad if you can change your mind, "The fasting meal will be given for three days, and you will go out of the palace tomorrow to get a share. By the way, the fasting meal is not something that you will give you when you stop in front of the alms shed. You have to salute to the Buddha to complete it." .”

Su He frowned and thought about it, and said: "It's about putting your palms together and reciting the Buddha's name."

"Then do you know how to pronounce Nanzhang's Buddha name?" Kuo'er raised an eyebrow, with an expression of waiting for Su He to seek his master's skills.

At this juncture, Su He felt a little uncomfortable, and his legs moved while sitting cross-legged in front of the desk, "Please enlighten me, Your Highness."

"Huh?" Kuo'er prolonged the ending, and raised his brows higher and higher, obviously Su He's words were wrong.

Su He had a sudden realization, bowed his head and bowed, "Please Kuo Er, please enlighten me."

It wasn't until here that Kuo'er lowered his brow mercifully, "Then listen carefully."

The Buddhist name of Nanzhang is very long, not as simple as the four characters of Zhongtu. Su He learned it back and forth about ten times, and he was able to pronounce the Buddha's name with one sound.

After such a delay, the night was already dark.

At this time, it was time for Su He to say goodbye, but Kuo'er didn't want him to go and was too embarrassed to speak up, and Kuo'er would definitely not dare to stay overnight if Kuo'er didn't tell him, so the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous and a little embarrassing.

But this embarrassment, Su He naturally... can't understand, he got up dutifully, bowed his sleeves, and said: "It's getting late, Your Highness should rest, and He will leave."

Kuo'er's cheeks were flushed, he twisted his sleeves uncomfortably, his eyes drifted to one side and he didn't dare to fall on Su He, "It's inconvenient to ask the girl to prepare hot water at this time, how do you wash up at night?"

Su He took it for granted, "It doesn't matter, just use cold water."

"..." Su He's bucket of cold water washed away all the charm and shyness in Kuo'er's heart, and for no reason a little fire was ignited, and Kuo'er quickly scolded Su He in his heart, He took out the wooden head portrait that had been hidden in his arms for a long time, and threw it on Su He's chest, "Then you go."

Su He reacted quickly, and took the fluffy paper that was thrown to his chest. Hearing Kuo'er's tone, he should be angry again. What's the matter with this?

Su He stood with his arms folded in front of the ear room, and sighed, puzzled.After sighing, he went back to the room, closed the door, lit the lamp, and carefully took out the paper in his arms and spread it out for a closer look.It's a painting, and it looks like he's depicted in the painting, but with a wooden head on it.

In the Central Plains, this is called elm head.

Su He sighed leisurely again, and the sigh was extremely firm.He is innocent, the owner of the Shocking Cloud Pavilion!How could it be an elm head!

This paintbrush is soft and smooth with smooth lines, it really has merits, and it is written by Kuo Er himself, which is even more rare.Su He thought for a while, and put away the painting carefully, but it's a pity that he was in Nanzhang at this time, otherwise he could have framed the painting and put it in a fir box to avoid getting damp.

I remembered the sound of footsteps outside, I tried my best to reduce it, but there was still a sound, which was a bit messy.The woman, who doesn't know martial arts, lifted a heavy object.The heavy object fell in front of his door, and the people who carried the heavy object had already withdrawn.

Su He opened the door and saw that it was a half-person-high bathtub with ears around it, towels, handkerchiefs and bath beans, and half a bucket of hot water was steaming.Sure enough, Kuo'er still misses him!Su He happily carried the tub into the house without spilling a drop of water.

Kuo'er laughed angrily when he heard that Su He carried the huge bathtub with hot water into the house by himself.Damn it, I forgot that that person is good at martial arts, so it's no problem to carry a bathtub.Since he could carry the tub into the house by himself, he probably wouldn't have wondered why the maid who brought the water only delivered it to the door and not to the house.

Turning his thoughts to this point, Kuo'er cursed in a low voice: "A stupid head!" He fell asleep full of resentment.

In the early morning of the next day, Su He came to ask for resignation after packing up, with a smile on his face, looking very happy.Seeing that Kuo'er was looking sleepy, Su He asked what was the reason.

The auxiliary political prince thought that he couldn't say that he had punched this wooden head all night in his dream, and when he got up early in the morning, he was so tired that his hands and feet were weak, so he could only say: "It's nothing, you can take a stroll when you leave the palace today, it's rare to have time. "

So Su He took a few small change that Kuo Er casually gave him, changed into a suit of clothes, and left the palace with an incomprehensible waist card.

It was the first time for Su He to go out from the palace gate in a down-to-earth manner.