King Kong all over the place

Early in the morning of the next day was the first assessment for newcomers to join the army. The content of the examination was the same as Tokuko said - to get ten bird tail feathers from Luwen.

Today is a good day for testing, although it is still cold, there is no wind.

According to the performance, Emperor Reid, Deputy General Huoliao, Air Defense Team Captain Li Li and others scored respectively. Sixty points are approved to join the army. Departments with a little more strength.

Due to the special day, the morning meeting was skipped on the day when the new recruits entered the army as usual.Reed woke up naturally at the usual time. When he opened his eyes, he turned over and found that Lu Ba was still sleeping soundly with his pillow on his back.

"Tsk." Reed sat up and kicked him angrily.

"What are you doing?" Lu Ba was attacked in a daze. He opened one eye and found that Reed was looking at him with an irritable expression. sleep.

"Get up." Reed couldn't stand the man's thick skin.

"Sorry." A resolute refusal came muffled from under the quilt.

"Get up, get up—" Reed gritted his teeth.

"Why are you so sticky?" Lu Ba lifted the quilt, "When did you get up, what are you doing!"

Reed fell silent.

Lu Bamu glanced at his lower body with a straight face, and after a moment of surprise, he calmly comforted him: "Chen. Bo just masturbates by himself."

Reed: "..."

Tsk tsk, this kind of thing needs to be done for others, this child is spoiled!Lu Ba fell down and covered the quilt again: "Do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, ah~" After finishing speaking, he pouted and went back to sleep.

Reed stood up abruptly, mercilessly lifted one end of the soft animal skin blanket, and poured Lu Ba out of the warm bed.Of course, he wore thin clothes when he slept at night, and was exposed to cold air without warning. Even though there was a ground fire, Lu Ba was still shocked by the cold, and he lay on the ground inexplicably, feeling very innocent and wronged——this man was born early in the morning. Why are you so irritable!

Reed threw the quilt in his hand on the bed, dragged Lu Ba to the washing place with his stamina, and pressed down forcibly with his big hand——

The water for washing before going to bed last night is in the basin.

Now it has become cold, and Lu Ba's facial nerves are about to freeze.

This time he was completely awake, Lu Ba raised his head and wiped a handful of water, but he was not in the mood to fight back, and he couldn't even speak fluently: "That, this, footwashing water, isn't it?"

——Looks like he finished washing his feet last night, and when he heard the wind whistling outside, he felt lazy and put the water basin in this position.

Reed said blankly, "I poured out the footwashing water last night."

Lu Ba covered his chest, feeling relieved, and couldn't help but sigh how cute the working people are.Pat Reid and say good comrades have worked hard for you.

He even forgot to investigate who put him into the cold water basin.

……

Then Lu Ba was pressed by Reed to do morning warm-up exercises.

Dirty people come from the palace... very pure, really?warm up.

Lu Ba's whole body was sprawled on the ground, all his thoughts were on the pile of leather blankets and quilts that looked very friendly on Reed's couch, and he couldn't get up any energy to do the warm-up exercise for She Laozi.

In the words of Master Reed, it is——I'm afraid that you will be shy when you catch roadweed birds.

Lu Ba had to grit his teeth symbolically to express his affection for Reed's ginseng rooster and caring silly words.

……

Lu Ba's prestige was exaggerated, and he experienced a real "fox pretending to be a tiger".

Because the location of the air test was on the top of the mountain that Reid took him to last time, not at the gap between the entrance and exit, and the hazy wind was not strong, it was a thoughtful choice made to accommodate the strength of the novices who had just grown up.

Relying on Lu Ba's own strength to climb up the test should be over, but Reed had no choice but to take him for a ride.

So Lu Ba became the one with the most shining mount among the crowd who went to the mountain.

When they reached the top of the mountain, everyone had to give his rider a big gift.

Looking at the people lying on the ground or kneeling on one knee, Lu Ba lay on Reed's back and silently felt relieved: All relatives are flat, ah, flat.

Sliding off Reed, Tokuko rushed up just before he could get a firm foothold, with an unconcealable excitement on his face, he could barely see a trace of genuine concern for Lu Ba, the boy was habitually trying to hold Lu Ba Ba's hand, unfortunately, just stretched out halfway, it was froze by the cold eyes of the emperor standing behind Lu Ba, and finally hung in mid-air, and retracted angrily.

Reed let out a vague grunt from his nose in satisfaction, and lay down on the spot behind Lu Ba lazily.

Contrary to his arrogant attitude, Dezi showed Lu Ba a toothy smile: "Are you ready?"

Lu Ba blinked, and subconsciously looked back at the leopard lying behind him.

Leopard looked back calmly.

Before going out this morning, the leopard said something very "profound" - "If you don't have wings, try to grow them yourself."

...Because saying it is the same as not saying it, and because Reed's image is there, and he said it with a face of sincerity (...), Lu Ba tentatively classifies it as "deep meaning" instead of "nonsense", or "Sarcasm".

In Dezi's eyes, the interaction between the two made his heart sink, he pursed his lips less obviously, and looked away.

……

These are the pre-war preparations.

When he watched Tokuko, who was in front of him, turned into a saber-toothed tiger, he threw the last Luwen bird on the branch on the edge of the cliff, and bit the latter's neck with sharp fangs without hesitation. Stretching and pulling, the last tail feather was easily removed.

As a member of the jury, Bai En's father couldn't help but take the lead in applauding.

Reed clapped his palms expressionlessly twice.

——There is nothing wrong with it, so far, the newly grown son of Bai En's family is indeed the best one.

As an emperor, of course, private boredom would not be confused with official business. Although he was a little reluctant, Reed was the first to show his score: 90 points. 10 points were deducted for being too cruel and unaesthetic. Looking at the blood on the saber-toothed tiger's face, Reed curled his lips mockingly.

Seeing the score, Father Bai En was obviously very satisfied, so he stood up immediately and thanked His Highness for his cultivation.

Reed was already a little impatient, but when he saw the saber-toothed tiger rubbing his big head against an uncle's body after landing, his face became even more rigid.

The most disgusting thing was that the uncle was patting the saber-toothed tiger on the head unconsciously.

That picture is called a warm and harmonious.

"I'm so moved that people are almost in tears." Huoliao sat beside him with his head propped up, smiling and gloating.

So when Lu Ba respectfully handed over the number plate, for a moment, I felt that Reed was full of anger when he reached out to take it.

...so this is menopause?

Combined with his performance this morning, Lu Ba cautiously came to such a rigorous conclusion.

……

that……

So nervous.

Standing on the edge of the cliff, Lu Ba gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and found that his palms were slightly sweating in such a cold weather.As if just waking up, it suddenly occurred to him that he did not have Reid's wings, Tokuko's amazing jumping ability, or the thick body of a fiery gorilla.

He only has a flesh and blood body that cannot be contracted or stretched, and his jumping ability is outstanding among his kind, which is like a pediatrician here.

Looking at Lu Wenniao flying rapidly under his feet, Lu Ba felt melancholy.

He suddenly understood what Reed had said that morning.

"If you don't have wings, try to grow them yourself." - The meaning is very simple, lie on Luwenniao's back.

But it is not easy to do this action.

Roadbirds fly in flocks a little further down the cliff.

The flying speed is very fast, and it passes under the eyelids in the blink of an eye. It is a very difficult and difficult movement to accurately jump on the back of a certain roadweed bird. A miscalculation, what awaits you is boundless abyss.

... Although he is temporarily considered a baby due to his status (...), Lu Ba doubts that Reed will show up in time to save him.

But under the watchful eyes of everyone, as the chief representative of the earthlings, he couldn't afford to lose this face.

Lu Ba stood on the cliff and thought hard for a long time, and finally the level of Super Mario jumping over driftwood suddenly appeared in his mind-this level in the yellow and white machine was not difficult for him, but how did he pass it?

First watch how fast the driftwood is moving, then...

Then close your eyes and jump?

==.

Lu Ba turned his head and glanced at the judging panel.

Reed was sitting on the spot, looking at him expressionlessly.

Lu Ba swallowed, feeling a little calmer.

Crouching down, looking down at the flight of the Luwen bird, he was a little dizzy from the height where he could not see the ground below.Lu Ba squatted back a little, pinching his own pulse in order to estimate the most accurate time it would take Lu Wenniao to fly from the cliff where Dezi stayed just now to his feet.

... Squatting with the wrist pinched and the zama step, there is a bit of a cliff's literal meaning =_, =.

About 8 seconds.

I heard that the bird body is very long, so there is an error of about 1-2 seconds.

Lu Ba picked up another stone and threw it down. He was delighted to find that the falling speed of the stone barely complied with the acceleration of gravity.

Calculate again how long it takes from falling to the same plane as the height of the Luwen bird.

... After that is a simple physics problem of gravity acceleration pursuit.

After doing quick calculations in my mind, I found that the speed needed to fall seems to be much shorter than the time it took for the Luwen bird to fly over.Lu Ba moved a few meters towards the tree on the left.

"..."

Lu Ba wiped his face and thanked his high school physics teacher. It turns out that you are great and foresighted.

Then he took a deep breath, and in the crowd's exclamation, he closed his eyes and jumped without hesitation.

At the same second, Reed's figure appeared on the edge of the cliff.

……

Amid the cheers and applause of the crowd, Lu Ba reappeared on the back of a majestic Luwen bird.