King Kong all over the place

When Reed returned to the emperor's tent again, Lu Ba was taking the last thick "Water's Glorious History" from the bookshelf, and throwing it into the pile of books that he was not going to take away.

Reid picked it up again with black lines all over his face, put it on his hands and patted the ashes, and sighed: "It is against the law to privately burn, tear, discard, and shred all official books related to the country." Put the heavy book in your hand back on the shelf, "These will be cleaned up by people from the Ministry of Culture—"

"Teacher Ma Lu is getting old, how dare you—wait!" Lu Bay grabbed a thin white notebook that Reid picked up from the pile that was about to be discarded, "Don't read it! "

Reid raised his eyebrows: "I see, there are many forks."

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed smiled: "Why are you so naive, throwing away homework books with bad grades is something only children can do."

Lu Ba roared in his heart, why is I so 2!Why didn't they burn it on fire or stuff it to the bottom just now! !He still had to maintain his composure, and said with a cold face: "You are so annoying, I am willing to throw you away!"

"It doesn't matter, just throw it away if you want to." Reed stretched out his hand and patted Lu Ba's dog's head lovingly, "I can still afford this little book."

"..." Lu Ba was speechless for a moment, then threw the notebook viciously into another pile, "Don't lose it!"

Reed squatted down beside him with a smile, and in a slightly better mood took charge of checking and packing the luggage himself. He took off one black leather glove and held it in the other hand. His slender fingers rummaged through a pile of messy books and sundries Looking for it, it's like a pair of hands that are born to play the piano but are used to dig through the trash in the trash.

Lu Ba watched as Reid calmly pulled aside the homework book with the name "De Baien" printed on it, and took out "Water's Language", "Water's Language" and "Water's Language" from a pile of used old pens, paper and ink bottles in sequence. "Water's Great Dictionary - 2046 Revised Edition", and then pulled out "Water's Primary Text" from the bottom, flipped through it, and commented: "I used it when I was a child, but it has not changed for hundreds of years, um, I miss it. "

The desire to kick that smiling face is especially strong.

Reed stuffed a few heavy books back into the bookshelf, and stuffed the rest of "Water's Elementary Text" into Lu Ba's hands: "It doesn't mean that you don't need to study if you lose your textbooks. There are countless books like this in Wangdu's library. .”

...Yeah, Vettel is really big and resourceful, scoff.

"I haven't touched the pen holder for more than ten years." Lu Ba frowned and complained.

"Then what have you been doing for the past ten years?" Reed crossed his arms and looked at him with some amusement.

"Training, carrying guns, and operating battleships." Lu Ba raised his chest and proudly looked into the smiling eyes of the man.

"Water is different," Reed pointed to the book in Lu Ba's arms, "I don't want illiterate soldiers."

OK...you win, long live the ruling class.Lu Ba depressedly threw the textbook on the luggage to be taken away: "Is the inspection finished?"

"perhaps."

"Can I pack?"

"Please."

Lu Ba squinted at Reed, muttered and began to sort out the things to be taken away—it was just sorting, but now these things are still piled up on the ground in a mess.

Just as he was folding the clothes he was about to take away, he suddenly heard movement from Reed behind him. Lu Ba turned his head vigilantly. Reed stood bent over behind him. When he turned his head, the tip of his nose just slipped across his cheek.

Lu Ba shrank back: "What are you doing?"

Reed smiled gently, as if nothing had happened, and said calmly: "You don't need to bring that "Ancient Huatl Dictionary"."

Lu Ba followed his gaze, and after seeing clearly what Reid was pointing to, he was also puzzled for a while—yes, why did this book get into this pile... After a while, he suddenly thought of the universe in it, which was not very rich in the first place. The facial expression instantly froze like a zombie. After a long silence, he squeezed out from his mouth: "I think...it's quite interesting."

Do you want to play the [-]-meter hurdles without even learning how to climb?Of course Reed didn't believe it, and stretched out his paw: "What's hidden inside?"

Lu Ba is crazy, which curious baby is this? Please someone drag it away! ! !

"Private money, I'll save the plane ticket back to Earth, can't you?" The flat voice replied without emotion.

"I'll take you back when the baby is born." Reed held Lu Ba's face in his hands, unexpectedly stuck out his tongue and licked Lu Ba's upper lip lewdly, seductively.

"=_, = fart, that planet's chain door is closed." Turning his face away, he couldn't be fooled.

Reed let him go and nodded in relief: "Aren't you stupid?"

Lu Ba: "..."

"Oh." Reed suddenly exclaimed in a low voice.

Lu Ba thinks this stuff is real? Crazy: "I don't want to hear the content behind the modal particles."

"Must listen." Reed supported his knees, bent over to keep a level with Lu Ba who was sitting on the ground, suddenly stretched out his lower jaw to enclose Lu Ba's lips, licked and gnawed, and mumbled, "I found out, I may find a way to open the door of the planetary chain, and I am reluctant to let you go."

It's not a pigeon, so you don't need to release it.Lu Ba climbed up to Reed's neck friendly: "Why can't I bear to analyze?"

"Will fight."

"Well," Lu Ba squinted his eyes in line with the savage and violent way of thinking of cats, "what else?"

"The body is soft enough and the inside is warm."

…When you go out, you are brothers fighting side by side with knives to grab the territory, and when you close the door, you are a husband and wife embracing passionately and having sex?

Lu Ba clenched his teeth and grabbed the tip of Reed's tongue. The latter suffered from pain and was forced to stop asking for it.

Lu Ba let him go, expressionless: "I want land where plants can grow, and you want... a child." Although I don't think I can give you a baby.

Reed nodded, showing that he was right.

"That's fine." Lu Ba smirked, pushed Reed away and continued to clean up, "This is a deal, when you get what you want and all the conditions for leaving are ripe, fulfill your promise, cede the land, and then let me go."

Reed pursed his lips with a businesslike tone and an indifferent voice, unable to tell what the cause of the slight unhappiness in his heart was. After all, what Lu Ba said was the truth, so he remained silent for a while.

After a while, when he spoke again, the original gentleness in the corners of his eyes receded, and the coldness returned to his eyes: "What if I refuse?"

As soon as the words came out, not only Lu Ba, but even Reed himself was a little dazed.

The back of the person sitting on the ground was visibly stiff, and when he turned his head, his impatient eyes revealed a trace of uneasiness, and he said bluntly, "You are the emperor."

In fact, I want to emphasize that the emperor wants to keep his word.

Who knows that the other party's thinking is not in the usual way, he smiled mockingly, stretched out his hand and raised Lu Ba's chin frivolously: "I think you haven't figured it out yet, the condition for the contract to be established is that you give birth to "Zao Nian Ji Shi" children on the road."

……

"But if I don't want to, you don't even want to be born in this life."

Leaving these words softly in Lu Ba's ear, Reid let go, stood up straight with his tall body, lowered his eyes condescendingly and cast a final glance at the former, turned around and strode away.

……what.

...This should be angry Ang?

Tsk tsk, look at that effort, the curtain of the tent is about to be pulled down.

...How old are you, why are you making trouble with the curtain.

Lu Ba, who kept his original posture stiff and still, was thrown into a mess by the thunder, and suddenly felt that he was the hard-working cannon fodder passer-by Concubine A in the eight o'clock stall, hugging the emperor's dragon thigh and crying heartbreakingly—" Your Majesty, do your best to reward this concubine with a dragon son!!!"

Then the emperor gave a cold and evil smile, lifted the dragon robe, and left.

Went with the heroine/actor HE.

Orz...

Every cannon fodder was a KFC with broken wings in his previous life.