King Kong all over the place

"Want to learn how to navigate the Vettel warship?"

Reed lowered his voice and asked seductively.

Lu Ba was speechless for a moment.

Do you want to?

miss you.

Of course I do.

——When he was still serving in the Earth Space Station, Lu Ba swallowed countless times at the shabby grasshopper of 3TR, but because he didn't work hard when he was young and his official rank was relatively low, he was still unable to be allowed to walk within 50 meters of that thing.Later, the conscience of the space station discovered that a simulated 3TR control room was built for them to learn the operation of 3TR series software. Lu Ba still remembers the expression of the instructor when he said proudly, "This is a charity given to you by the country!"

———!

Not convinced!Touching the fingers of the physical STR, it was like being plated with gold and embedded with diamonds as big as mahjong. It was hard to compare Lu Ba, the little heads of ordinary branch space stations, by a head.

……later.

Facts have proved that in this world, good people are rewarded with good rewards.

What are those tiny legs of a grasshopper? Now someone is asking himself: Can you touch an elephant's leg? ! !

So at this moment, there is a sunflower blooming brilliantly in Lu Ba's heart.

The golden sunflower really wants to just throw itself into the arms of the sun, meowing against the sun, and rolling like dog legs twice, exposing its belly to the sky to enjoy the warmth——

But no ==.

Reason told him, really not.

Lu Ba tried his best to restrain the reverse flow of blood in his whole body, stabilized his breath, and calmed down the scene!

He looked at Reed expressionlessly, and said lightly, "What tricks do you want to play?"

"..."

Don't be fooled.

Obviously the uncle's eyes can be used as light bulbs at a certain moment, but he can still resist the temptation and not be fooled.Reed squinted his eyes, tapped the armrest of the chair in a happy mood, changed to a comfortable posture and leaned lazily, and sneered: "What do you have that I can lie to?"

Earth information? …Although they are all vegetarian animals, it is said that bananas are the favorite food of elephants, and grasshoppers on the earth have switched to eating meat for many years.

Lu Ba's body? …

Lu Ba's heart? ...

This guess is quite creative.

"Huoliao told me that you seem to be very familiar with the system structure of battleships, and you have precise judgment even in the face of unfamiliar systems—Lanqi Star Wars, it is you who accurately judge the jumping of the process and the energy supply program and cut off it in time They made Lanqi Planet No. [-] escort successfully stop the energy supply, and separated its non-armored warehouse section from the main hull... In other words, my army can easily find a gap to break through the main battleship of Commander Lanqi , you have an irreplaceable contribution."

Reed smiled slightly and took the lead in breaking the silence to explain.

Lu Ba thought for a while, it seemed that there was such a thing, the situation was very urgent at that time, and Huo Liao was alone outside the control room with great pressure, Lu Ba made a desperate gamble, using himself to fight against the battleship on the earth Based on the knowledge, the warships of Planet Lanqi were treated coldly.

The so-called cold treatment means not following the procedural route.

Knowing the language of Planet Lanqi and the operating system used, it is very simple to stop the warships of Planet Lanqi, give a manual and a console, even a three-year-old child can do it - the war has already started at that time, facing Completely unfamiliar with the culture of other planets, what Lu Ba can do is to use violence to find the relevant data transmitter and directly destroy the natural completion of the blocking order.

This is a relatively academic term.

To sum it up in more popular words, we can use a verb phrase to describe it, that is: make trouble.

Lu Ba's original purpose was really just to stop the operation of the battleship he was on, and to bring a breakable gap to the escort of the main battleship.So when he felt the violent vibration and looked out of the window, the whole battleship suddenly split into two for some reason, and the weapons and armor part of the battleship broke away from the control compartment and was completely scrapped. Lu Ba's expression at that time was also very "Σ°Д° ".

He just poked a few buttons indiscriminately.

Only Lan Qi knows that in fact, Lu Ba "coincidentally" activated the escape system that relieved the load to the greatest extent during the "random".

It’s as simple as actually launching an atomic bomb just by pressing a launch button, and the whole world can set off fireworks—technical personnel who can access these things will never be able to make “hand mistakes”, so everything changes. Gotta simplify.

It is not even necessary to guard against the enemy.

If you dare to invade other planets, you must have full confidence in your own army-the reset button can't be found on the mainframes of HP, because they claim to never die (...).

When Huo Liao and Lu Ba hopped up and down to meet their master with their heads held high, they made up their minds that this uncle would definitely join the Vettel Royal Fleet.

Fighting power, judgment, loyalty, courage, and luck.

With these, it is enough to become an excellent soldier who can be alive and kicking every time he is on the battlefield.

When the two sneaked into the No. [-] frigate, Huoliao, who had been staying in Lu Ba's pocket in the form of a mouse for the first time, saw his agility. He successfully crossed the four aisle compartments while causing a half-time commotion, and under Huoliao's horrifying gaze, he climbed and jumped easily and calmly, and found out the main control room of the battleship in the central pipeline inside the battleship that can only accommodate one person. Distribution.

After the war broke out, the prepared running positions and tight cover allowed Huoliao to maximize his effectiveness. Like the icing on the cake, the uncle held a palm ray gun with a limited number of shots, and none of them wasted on what should not have been wasted. place.

The incisive and incisive cooperation made Huo Liao feel comfortable physically and mentally, and for the first time looked at this alien planet with a limited degree of folding with new eyes.So after the post-war summary meeting, Huo Liao pointed his toes and pulled his beard, expressing to the boss, maybe it would be a pity for this uncle to use it to wash clothes.

After listening to Huoliao's description, Reed didn't make too many comments, but asked Huoliao calmly and jokingly: "Then who will do the laundry?"

Is this really the point of the conversation?Huoliao was silent for a long while and asked: "How about not changing clothes for half a month?"

Reed sneered and waved his hand, signaling that Huo Liao could back down.

……

Since then, Lu Ba has been inexplicably given increased classwork, and it is still unknown what kind of trouble Reid is planning to make.

……

The camera fast-forwards, skipping all unimportant tangled processes. In short, the result is that Lu Ba tactfully agreed to Reed's invitation and ran towards the beautiful and strong elephant legs.

Then he discovered that the elephant's leg is really not something you want to touch, and you can touch it if you want.

In the warm "Presidential Suite".

"..." Reid slapped Lu Ba's paw away, and patiently repeated the basic operating language of the Vettel battleship again. Every time he explained it, he would draw the corresponding symbols stroke by stroke on the notebook, and finally put the Put the pen back into Lu Ba's hand: "Remember?"

Lu Ba: "...Why is the central translator not able to translate these programming languages?"

"..." The corner of Reed's mouth twitched, "If you think about that thing again, I'll turn it off."

Lu Ba turned his face: "Why are you so irritable?"

"thanks to you."

"..." Lu Ba rolled his eyes in his heart, and looked down at the basic manual in his hand. Pressing the letter that looks like "E" and the letter that looks like "DG" at the same time means "open", plus the one over there... …Well, that small circle means to turn on the external armor condensation system together, and then… huh?

"Misprinting? Why do these two circles occupy two character instructions?" Lu Ba poked the operating language character list in his hand, and asked shamelessly.

Reed rolled his eyelids: "Is one of them thinner?"

"Oh, yes."

Reed grabbed the original text he had read halfway through, and continued to read.

Lu Ba squinted his eyes to correspond to the sequence of operations—"The thinner circle is the external armor condensation system, and the fatter one is... the external armor defrosting system?!" Lu Ba turned around and took the book in Reed's hand, "This arrangement Is there really no problem?"

"What's the problem?"

"What should I do if I press the wrong button in a panic?"

"Huh?" Reed stretched out his long hand and snatched back his book, "Who made you press the wrong one?"

"It's inevitable that—"

"This kind of situation has never happened in actual combat, at least in my fleet." Reed interrupted Lu Ba's words, and then smiled at him inexplicably, "You'd better not try to be the first one."

"..." Just as Lu Ba was about to say something, at this moment, the door that was originally closed was suddenly pushed open, Huo Liao poked his head in, saw the mess on the table in front of the two people in the room, and rolled his eyes happily: "Yo, I'm studying."

"What's wrong?" Reed put down the book and sat up straight.

"It's time for lunch, Your Highness." Huo Liao rubbed his hands together, "Commander Rael invited you to the main hall for dinner, and he said that he must cook for you once."

Reed put down the book and glanced at Lu Ba, who looked straight at him with a little expectation in his black eyes.

During the meeting, Reid stretched out his hand to ruffle the soft black hair of the people around him, and his voice became a little gentler: "I see." Standing up, he waved to Huoliao who had been standing at the door, "Come in, before the meal, this guy seems to have I want to talk to you."

Huo Liao was stunned for a moment, then understood, and walked into the house generously.

Standing at the table, Reed took a look at the programming language combination written by Lu Ba, and calmly commented: "Bad."

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed patted the piece of paper back on the table, grabbed the basic manual, took a pen and drew a vigorous black line: "Memorize these before eating, and then eat."

Lu Ba: "..." Who can tell him why he is treated with such a bad trick at his age?

Reid sneered: "Maybe you can catch up with tomorrow's breakfast?"

Lu Ba made a rude gesture to him silently.

Reed didn't care about turning around, and walked out the door without looking back, leaving Huoliao standing by the table and staring at Lu Ba.Facing Huoliao, he found that he couldn't organize the language naturally, and Lu Ba realized that this was definitely the first time.

Huoliao sat down next to Lu Ba's shoulder, took the pen on the table to play with, and muttered absently: "I know what you want to say."

Lu Ba's eyes darkened, his mood fell instantly, he pulled the corner of his mouth, and said softly, "I'm sorry."