King Kong all over the place

After watching the wonderful human X octopus, Lu Ba finally understood the profound meaning of the so-called "Sea, Land and Air Series". The fruit of the fruit", the voice called a greasy crooked yo, and the soul trembled twice.

Lu Ba fast-forwards, the "Lu" series in the middle is Human X Cheetah, and the last "Empty" series is Human X Eagle.

Lu Ba was dumbfounded at the last part of the difficult maneuver in the air, and his understanding of the movement of making villains reached a new peak.

At the end of the film, a line of small words in the lower right corner caught Lu Ba's attention - "Royal Secret History."

Royal Secret History.

Royal Secret History...

Lu Ba looked at the sky, and couldn't help recalling the "Lu" and "Kong" series, and found that the leopard and eagle looked familiar.

At this point, a mouthful of blood spewed out.

Finally understanding why Huoliao looked troubled, and Ohmt was full of excitement.

It turns out that this is not an ordinary pornographic film, this is an unknown bitter history-in fact, Vettel’s royal family is not as rich as you imagined, they take off their shiny uniforms after work, and may also have some side jobs , Fishing, Farming, Cooking, Cake making... Also, making porn... Lah.

Lu Ba felt that his Erliang Jun became a little downcast because of this fright. It turned out that being frightened into ED was really not as simple as a cold joke.Looking at the ceiling, he stretched out his hand and stroked it twice, and Erliang Jun revived.Lu Ba looked down at the time, and it was about 20 minutes before the porno shooter returned to his room.After looking around in a daze, he finally got up slowly and decided to go to the bathroom to solve it, take a shower along the way, and sleep well before the porn shooter came back and grabbed him for dinner.

Stuffing the small disk reader under his pillow, Lu Ba lifted the quilt, walked into the bathroom with slippers like a small tank (...).

……

30 minute later.

After solving everything, Lu Ba walked out of the bedroom's own bathroom with a refreshed face and a ruddy complexion.

At a glance, he saw the black-faced King Yama sitting beside the bed.

He was flipping through the familiar little disk reader in his hand.

A familiar and erotic moan was coming out of the disk reader that was about to be crushed in the man's hand.

……

Bad food.

Lu Ba had no doubt that this guy might be thinking about using the small disk reader in his hand as a weapon to smash himself to death.

The man sitting by the bed slowly raised his face, his eyes were gloomy and cold.Lu Ba's heart tightened inexplicably. In his memory, he had seen Reed like this a lot, but in retrospect, it seemed that he had never used it on him.Standing there, I was a little at a loss, opened my mouth, and subconsciously wanted to say I'm sorry, but when the words came to my mouth, I swallowed them vigorously——

sorry?

I'm just bored watching a dirty movie, who would have thought that the main character would be you by accident?

Sorry bastard!

Could this also be my fault?

I didn't say you——I didn't say you—

...Didn't tell you anything?

Lu Ba scratched his wet hair irritably, with a hint of impatience in his brows and eyes.The corners of his lips parted slightly and he was about to say something, when suddenly, with a movement of the tip of his hair, something brushed past his face, and then, there was a loud cracking sound from the wall slightly behind Lu Ba!

Fuck you!What a throw! ! ! !

The fragments of the disk reader burst open, carrying air like a sharp knife, leaving several fine wounds on one side of his bare arm.

The wound is not big.

As if being scratched by a cat, thin blood flowed out slowly, itching and tingling.

"..." Lu Ba pursed his thin lips, raised his jaw slightly, expressionless, and looked at the man beside the bed who was staring at him arrogantly, and said bluntly, "Are you fucking sick? "

After saying that, he lowered his head and wiped the wound on his right arm. Unexpectedly, the blood from the small wound could not be stopped. After wiping it off, fresh blood flowed down. Lu Ba clicked his tongue and recalled the previous two. The hemostatic spray used by Godbang Reed for bandaging was casually placed by him, and he turned around to get it, but just as he moved, he was suddenly grabbed by the man who stood up beside the bed.

The place where it was stuck was obviously a cold touch, but the touching skin became as if it was being burned by a raging fire, and it was hot and painful. Lu Ba turned his head and squinted at Reed, thinking that he would say something What, who knows, the other party just asked in a cold and dull voice, who gave you the disc.

"I picked it up." Lu Ba tried to shake off Reed's hand, and looked at the man's face of falling virtue, inexplicably thought it was funny, contrary to his habit of always muttering silently in his heart, he couldn't help it He taunted aloud, "Are you afraid of being seen if you dare to take pictures?"

This word.What Lu Ba said was literal.

But in Reed's ears, it had a different meaning. He was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and loosened his grip on Lu Ba's big hand. Lu Ba felt it, and immediately pulled his arm away from him. Withdrawing his hand, he raised his head again, only to see Reed's deep black eyes seemed to be vaguely disappointed. He withdrew his hand, and after a moment of silence, he said in a deep voice, "I never thought you would be like this."

It doesn't matter what Reed says.But what's with that look?

A trace of grievance slowly spread in Lu Ba's heart.

His intuition told him that there might be some misunderstanding.

Maybe asking Reed now is the best way to resolve the deadlock.

But Lu Ba didn't.

...Because he didn't know what to ask, so he just glanced at Reed lightly, went back to the bathroom to wash off the dry blood on his hand, walked to the living room, and tried to take the bottle of hemostatic spray from the locker .

The fine and small wounds made his right hand numb with pain, and he tiptoed helplessly trying to reach for the hemostat with his inflexible left hand. When the smooth bottle slipped away from his fingers for the second time, Lu Eight suddenly felt a trace of frustration.

This negative emotion spread rapidly, from the heart to the soles of the feet along all the blood vessels, and then flowed back all over the body, and finally surged to his head and brain.

Lu Ba sniffled, blinked, and felt that his behavior was like a girl - but he firmly denied that it had anything to do with that.

That's right, half a dime doesn't matter.

Absolutely not.

……

He felt a tall figure suddenly appear behind him, and then, with a familiar white glove hand, he easily took the things Lu Ba wanted from the locker.Lu Ba put down his sore feet, turned half sideways, said thank you dully, took it from the man's hand, and lowered his head to go to the sofa to deal with his ham sausage that was cut like it was about to be cooked. like arms.

He took half a step and before he could land on the ground, he was pulled back by a strong force behind him, forcing him back onto the locker.There was a locker with protruding edges and corners knocked heavily on the back, the lower jaw was pinched vigorously, and the face was forced upwards.

It's just that Lu Ba frowned for a second at the moment when his back hurt. Soon, he recovered his facial paralysis, lowered his eyes, and indifferently slapped away the hand that was pinching his jaw. He said, "Get lost."

"..." Reed stared at Lu Ba, regretting what he did in the bedroom just now.

Lu Ba's sarcasm touched a certain bottom line that he had always thought and set for himself.

He thought he was provoked.

……

But when he saw a man who was shorter than himself standing in the living room, tiptoeing and trying to take the hemostatic agent from a high place, when the hemostatic agent slipped from his fingertips to go deeper into the cabinet for the second time, Reed stood One side clearly saw that at that moment, Lu Ba frowned slightly, his nose was slightly tensed, and immediately after, a small patch of imperceptible red appeared in the corner of his eyes.

Just after taking a shower, the soft black hair has not yet been dried, and it is softly clinging to the back of Bai Zhi's neck. Because he raised his head to pick up something, from the side view, Lu Ba's whole person's aura weakened. The person who decisively shot the right eye of the "enemy" in the war and destroyed the escort ship of the foreign invaders, took off his military uniform, is actually just a mortal.

Reed realized that perhaps Lu Ba was not as patient as he thought.

He can't expect Lu Ba to pick it up and put it back in front of him with a playful smile after being smashed by him like Huoliao, nor can he expect him to be like Heiliao, who is yelled and rushed over to have a good time with him.

After being unfairly hurt, he would turn his head and walk away without looking.

Just like now, with sarcasm and indifference in his eyes, he told him to get out.

……

This realization finally made Reed more uneasy than ever.

His unease was validated.

During the following dinner time, Lu Ba had been teasing Huo Liao at the dinner table naturally and unruly. From the conversation, Reed knew that Lu Ba had met that big fluffy dog ​​again today, and it seemed that he had resolved it tacitly. What problems in the data office have been solved-do all the people in the data office eat rice?If there is a problem, I don’t know how to solve it by myself! !

Hey, can't you see a man as big as this king sitting here?What is it to swipe lightly and then turn your face to chat with other people? ...At least give me a peripheral vision! ...Damn it, I didn't even give it out of the corner of my eye, so I deliberately showed it to someone.

Hei Liao wiped his mouth calmly: "Come here, change the plate for Your Highness."

Attendant: "?"

Hei Liao: "It's broken, didn't you see it?"

Attendant: "..."

Dinner is over.

A few people away, Reed grabbed Lu Ba's waist domineeringly and dragged him into his arms, cleared his throat, and led him back without saying a word.

Lu Ba gave him a sideways look, and followed him without struggling.

Just still ignored him.

Watching the backs of the two people leaving awkwardly, Huoliao hooked up with his younger brother, and realized later: "Is this a quarrel?"

Hei Liao gave his brother a sympathetic look. During the whole meal, he completely disregarded the boss's bad face and chatted enthusiastically with the boss' concubine. Such a person deserves to be a natural cannon fodder.

Hei Liao: "Get ready."

Huoliao was startled: "What preparation?"

Hei Liao touched his brother's face and smiled evilly: "Tomorrow His Highness will definitely find a reason to fuck you hard, believe it or not."

Huoliao: "..."

……

Go back to the house.

Read their own books.

In his memory, what Lu Ba should look at today is the specific details of the space jump command on the ship, which is very difficult.Reed grabbed the book casually, spread it out absent-mindedly, and leaned on the sofa behind Lu Ba deliberately.

Lu Ba calmly drew double lines on the content he didn't understand, and skipped it.

Without looking up, I turned the page.

Finally, after he yawned calmly, Reed depressedly closed the original document that he hadn't turned a few pages at all, let alone read much, and went to take a shower.

After coming out, change to Lu Ba and go in to wash.

I just washed it before dinner.Reed stared at the projection in the bathroom, and murmured, wondering if the injured arm would be convenient... Obviously, it's a good opportunity to...

...Forget it, now is not the time to think about it.

Depressed to go to bed, Reid felt really boring, like a pissed off daughter-in-law.

With her eyes closed, she heard Lu Ba come out of the bathroom, turn off the light, brush her hair, and go to bed.

Feeling that the bed beside him sank, Reid thought for a while, and stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the person beside him. At that moment, Lu Ba's body stiffened, and then he quickly regained his relaxation.Reed's heart became cruel, and he dragged the man into his arms, determined to use a soft policy.

So he pretended to touch the hair of the person in his arms, and said without words: "The hair is not dried."

"..."

The Huairou policy failed.

...Violence is not dared to use, and this will be trying to make up for it. No one will squat in a pit and dig down hard with a shovel.

Reid sighed: "Are you angry?"

"..."

no response.

Well, reluctantly admit that this is bullshit.

Reed carefully touched Lu Ba's face in the dark, hesitated for a moment and decided to get straight to the point, so he said: "That plate has been listed as a forbidden object for many years, and I have never seen anyone who has the courage to let it appear on the Internet for so many years. Within my line of sight... I don't know who has the guts to give it to you - well, don't be angry, I shouldn't have hit you with that thing, I was wrong."

After saying the last three words, Reed was running wild in his heart.

How many years has he not said the words "I was wrong"?

Others have always told him, and he may not be willing to listen to it! !

After waiting for a long time, Lu Ba finally spoke out, and what he said made Reed almost spit blood on the back of Lu Ba's neck, and he said, "Although I'm surprised...but I don't mean to discriminate against you for making porn. "

The voice was muffled and a little bit wronged, but it was extremely serious.

Reed's heart twisted and softened.

He turned Lu Ba over, moved closer, and stared at Lu Ba with his night vision: "You think it's me?"

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed: "The octopus?"

Reed: "The leopard?"

Reed: "And that eagle?!"

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed: "...I admit that octopuses are indeed my favorite underwater state-but! But, that's three people, listen, that's three people!"

Lu Bay was taken aback, a little confused.

Reed: "I am the only one who has these three states at the same time, in the entire Vettel continent, but I don't know how to make porn, understand? Those are three people, imitating me."

Lu Ba: "Then why—"

"You will know later." Reed pressed the man into his arms angrily, and hugged him tightly, "Now go to sleep."

"I--"

"I said, sleep." Reed moved forcefully, hugging him tighter.Lu Ba felt uncomfortable, pushed him, and said in a low voice, let go.

Satisfied, Reed let go...just a little.

……

This is the end of the quarrel.

This awkward afternoon and night of suffering is finally over.

Reed hugged the man in his arms, feeling extremely at ease, planning to throw another quilt away tomorrow.

……

ZZZZzzzz...