King Kong all over the place

Am I playing hooligan?Reed was amused, and couldn't help but taunt: "Which part of your body have I never seen? Heck, it's rare!"

Lu Ba had something on his mind, so he was too lazy to quarrel with him here, so he directly made a gesture of invitation: "By the way, close the door." Reed gave him a sideways glance, cursed at being favored and arrogant, turned around and walked out .

Before Lu Ba could breathe a sigh of relief while standing by the pool, the guy suddenly stopped, turned around, and stared at him suspiciously for a long time.Sure enough, Reed sniffed the dog's nose, and after a while, he was not sure: "Do you smell anything?"

Lu Ba pretended to raise his arm to sniff at himself, shrugged: "It's delicious."

"I didn't say it was the smell." Reed waved his hand impatiently, then walked back and walked around the pool twice, always feeling restless.

Lu Ba leaned against the pool, not daring to glance at the pile of clothes, so he could only stare at Reed walking up and down, and waited until he was dazzled by him before he asked, "What do you want?"

Reed was silent for a moment, and finally squatted down beside Lu Ba: "...I smell the smell of childbirth."

Lu Ba: "..."

Suddenly his wrist tightened, and Reed, who was squatting by the pool and staring at him, grabbed him and pulled him violently.

"You—ah—"

At first, Lu Ba stood by the pool unprepared and stared at Reed, but he didn't expect the other party to make a move suddenly. With such force, half of his body was pulled out of the water unexpectedly, and he lay on the side of the pool in an indecent posture. Wanting to scold the man for being crazy, he felt a pair of cold big hands caressing his buttocks.The petals were opened to both sides, and the slender fingertips were about to go to □ without hesitation.Li explore.

"open--!"

"Hey, don't move." Reed's heavy breath sprayed on the earphones, causing a little itching.Lu Ba was so crushed that he couldn't move, and felt that his fingertips were pressing and groping inside in a familiar way.

This time, Lu Ba knew what the man was looking for without asking.

I don't know what to think, but I suddenly feel lucky in my heart—fortunately, I found the egg first and took it out in advance.In other words, he didn't want Reed to know about that damn Easter egg until he wanted to.

Reed fumbled around and found nothing, sobbing.Pointing out, looking down, the person who was half hugged and half pressed in his arms was full of anger, and his fair skin was glowing red from anger or from being warmed by hot water.

The small size is very moving.

Reed didn't dislike that the pool was full of splashed water just now. He sat down on the spot and pulled Lu Ba into his arms, pinching his chin and pulling him upwards. Touching the strong waist of the man in the arms, it feels so good, I am a little reluctant to let go.

After both of them were a little unsteady in their breathing, they let go slowly. After thinking for a while, they placed a short kiss loudly on the red and swollen lips of Mizusawa. Reed pinched Lu Ba's earlobe and hummed. : "Do you want it?"

I miss your sister.

Lu Ba pushed Reid away without hesitation: "Get out."

Unwilling to give up, Reed wanted to move forward again, but was slapped on the face by Lu Bayi, which was quite forceful. Reed got a little angry, and was about to grab him and do the Fa-rectification on the spot, when he suddenly paused and his eyes became a little straight.

Lu Ba didn't know what was wrong with him. Just as he was about to ask, he was covered by Reed before he opened his mouth. The latter approached him, frowning and wondering: "I seem to hear my son calling I."

Lu Ba's eyes widened: "Do you have a son?" Then he thought about it and felt wrong, the room was obviously empty when he came in, where did the child come from?After thinking about it, I felt the hairs on my back, and said cautiously with uncertainty, "A child who died?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a slap on the head.The person who made the move still frowned, and he was a little mysterious: "I can't hear clearly, the voice is soft and vague, it can't be connected into a sentence, it's just a few monotones."

...it's not cryptic.

This is totally neurotic.

Lu Ba stroked Reid's dog's head and smiled without saying a word, with a kind expression on his face - we must treat patients with love.

An egg that is smaller than a quail egg, even if it looks more beautiful than a quail egg, can't it just call daddy inside the egg? ... Or is it the soul resonance of father and son?

...What kind of song does it share with the soul of the egg? orz

So after Lu Ba pondered for a while, he asked seriously: "Are you acclimatized?" This caused hysteria.Lu Ba retracted the second half of the sentence rationally.

Reed squinted at him: "I have lived in Saint-Tutan for hundreds of years."

Lu Ba snorted, and responded seriously: "That's long enough." After thinking for a while, he said, "Or your reflex arc is relatively long, and you are not acclimatized when you are fighting outside, and you are only reacting now?"

"What is a reflex arc?"

Lu Ba was expressionless: "Line."

"The length of the thing has nothing to do with the ability to react." Reed patiently explained, "You really should read more books."

The man who was accused of being uneducated was not annoyed, and raised his eyebrows: "You lie flat and let me take it apart?"

Reed grinned, and touched his face: "There are a lot of death cells, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, dismantling them casually."

Pushing Reed away, Lu Ba shrank back into the warm water, saw Reed standing up and slowly began to take off his clothes, and visually measured the area of ​​the pool. Two meters, stop: "Vettel has no human rights, only imperial power?"

"What are human rights?" Reed took off the last pair of underwear, completely ignoring Lu Ba's jealous eyes staring at him, and proudly walked into the water, "Can I eat it?" Lu Ba was silent, his mind was full of thoughts In a word - a man who cannot be held in one hand (...).

Reed stepped into the water, suddenly remembered something, suddenly bent down and carefully touched the bottom of the water, raised his eyes and saw Lu Ba in a daze not far away, leaned over and asked, "Is there anything strange recently?"

……Have.

Not going to tell you though.

No one would be happy to hear that their son was misunderstood as hemorrhoids by others—even if that "other" was the child... well, the second father.

So Lu Ba shook his head and lied decisively.

Reed glanced at him, and finally turned into a water snake silently. The thick water snake dived into the water, and its tail flicked Lu Ba's face with water.Lu Ba touched the water and felt that something soft and smooth was entangled around his ankle. He let it go, and then slid it over. His heart trembled, and he subconsciously looked down. The water surface was very calm, but because of the addition of special plant essence for bathing, the color of the water was not good. No matter how transparent it is, it is milky white, and everything under the water is difficult to see.

It was as if there was really a snake under the water.

Lu Ba has always been insecure about things he couldn't see, so after thinking about it, he pushed his hand hard and sat down by the pool.

Reed didn't know what he was doing in the pool as that thing.

Lu Ba's mind was wandering, his eyes wandered, and finally he locked on the pile of clothes while swimming.

...yes, the egg is in there.

The moment Reed kicked the door open, he quickly stuffed the egg in—he had no intention of destroying the egg, nor did he intend to hand it over immediately.He cannot lose his advantage until he is sure that the initially agreed contract can be truly and accurately implemented.

He knew in his heart what Reed wanted most.Happily handing over things directly, who knows if the balance that seems to be calm at the moment will change after getting what you want.

What's more, it was something taken out of his body - although it was barely three days pregnant, but no matter whether it was a mechanical little leopard or a soft human being that came out of the egg in the future, Lu Ba felt that it would be all right. It should be his own.

He also wants to bring it back to Earth if he can.

...Of course, if Reid found out, he would strangle himself to death before speaking.Lu Ba looked at the tall and tall man who emerged from the pool and regained his human form, and thought silently.

Kicking the water under his feet, he asked casually, "What are you looking for?"

"Egg."

Lu Ba: "..."

Lu Ba: "Hot spring eggs? Are you hungry?"

Reed: "Fuck Wen, get out."

Lu Ba: "Otherwise what is it?"

Reed glanced at Lu Ba with little confidence: "I was wondering if you gave birth and fell into the water without knowing it."

Lu Baqi laughed: "Is my father so unreliable?"

"Yes." He said firmly.

Lu Ba ignored him, stood up from the pool, walked to the pile of clothes, thought for a while, turned his back to Reed and shook off the clothes, put the brightly colored egg into the pocket of the bathrobe calmly, and then Slowly tying up his clothes and burying Reed: "You want to go crazy."

Reed stood in the water and folded his arms: "If you don't tell me when you lay eggs, I will break your legs."

Lu Ba put on his slippers without looking back: "You are sick."

After taking two steps in slippers and just stepping out of the bathroom, Lu Ba seemed to have kicked something when he moved his feet. Lu Ba lowered his head and found a furry red creature under his feet, waiting to look at him with round green eyes.

Then this thing that looked like a kitten uttered a cry that resembled a bird.

Harsh.Lu Ba frowned.

Then the kitten opened its mouth again and let out a meow.

This time Lu Ba frowned even tighter.

With one paw, the kitten pounced on it, whined, and bit Lu Ba's left thumb, which was exposed in slippers, before turning around and running away.

Lu Ba: "..."

As soon as he looked up, he saw the white clothes, and the kitten jumped into the man's arms, rubbing his chin affectionately.

"Little...Yuma?" Lu Bay was taken aback.

Then I saw the beautiful young man holding the cat and walking two steps towards him, showing a faint smile, smoothing the cat's fur with his white and soft hands. After a long while, the cherry took a small mouth and said: "*&#￥# , &%…[email protected]#."

"...you wait." Lu Ba turned and went into the bathroom, found Reed's uniform from the clothes rack, took out a small translator from his pocket, threw it into the water The man who entered: "Help me tune into the Vatel language channel."

Reed did as he did, and threw it back to Lu Ba, as if he had expected it: "Yuma brought the Fengming Beast?"

"The kitten?"

"Phoenix Beast." Reed emphasized, "The symbol in charge of the harem, I asked him to bring it to you."

Lu Ba paused as he was walking out, not knowing what was going on in his mind, he turned around and gave Reid a blank look: "Your uncle, when you first came here, your ass hasn't even warmed up yet, so you can try to bring hatred to me." .” After speaking, he slammed the door and went out.

Reed was stunned, thinking that Lu Ba would be very happy, but he didn't expect to get this kind of reaction.Standing in the water for a long while speechless, finally touched his nose and cursed bitterly: "Dog temper..."

……

Pulling a towel to wipe his head, Lu Ba took a look at Little Yangliu, who was still hugging the fiery red cat, and looked at him with a docile smile... like a big cat hugging a kitten.

Lu Ba lowered his eyes and flicked the translator on the collar: "Sorry, I don't know Vatel very well, what did you just say?"

Yuma was not surprised either, and said with a smile: "I just want to apologize to you. The official sent the Fengming Beast to you specially. But as soon as I missed it, it got out of control and offended you." After saying that, the watery black eyes looked at Lu Ba.

Lu Ba let out an oh, and said it was okay.

Yuma scratched the Fengming Beast's ears, and the kitten squinted its eyes in his arms and purred in enjoyment, Yuma said again: "It has been with me for more than a hundred years, and now it will change hands. You don't blame it, do you?"

This sounds a bit awkward.Lu Ba paused and looked up at Yuma.

Sure enough, those smiling eyes were full of undisguised provocation.

... I am in the mood to play this game with you, how boring is a big man before he can eat robbing a man as a meal?

Lu Ba felt a little disdain for the little willow in his heart, and looked away again, and said indifferently: "If you like it, hug it."

Yuma didn't expect to get this answer, her smile froze at the corner of her mouth, and after a pause, her expression softened: "What do you mean?"

Lu Ba hooked the corners of his lips: "Anyway, I hate cats."