King Kong all over the place

"EVA? Do you want a big reshuffle for all human beings?" Lu Er looked away, "Xiao Zhang, leaving the earth doesn't mean you can ignore the laws of the earth."

In 2030, the United Nations promulgated a legal article named "Common Law". Occasions, privately promote any "anti-human theory".

The countries to which the violators belong do not have the right to adjudicate in private, and request that they be sent to the United Nations criminal law department.These people who have violated the regulations have been countless for decades. Some of them were sentenced to death for bad circumstances, and most of the rest were sentenced to the lost planets in various numbers occupied by the earth and sentenced to permanent exile.

Lu Er: "I don't want to ask for leave from my superiors every year on 'Visiting Day' to visit you in exile."

Xiao Zhang: "..."

Lu Er: "If you are assigned to the second-tier planet, wouldn't I even take the annual leave?"

Xiao Zhang: "..."

Lu Er raised his eyebrows: "What compensation do you get?"

Xiao Zhang: "Boss, I'm in a complicated mood, I'm touched and I want to beat you."

"Whatever, wait until you beat me." Lu Er glanced at him calmly, and after a moment of silence, he said to Huoliao, "Excuse me, can I visit my brother now?"

"Okay, don't you need to rest?" Huoliao scratched his head, this time Lu Er quickly shook his head and said, "Maybe my companions need to rest, but I still want to see my brother first."

Huo Liao pondered for a while, and finally made a gesture of invitation, jokingly said: "You came at a very good time today, maybe there is a relative here, Lu Ba will be very happy, this is an important day, for Vettel, for you Earth, for Lu Ba, is a memorable day—"

"In the Lu family, the only memorable day is the anniversary of my eldest brother's death." Lu Er casually interrupted Huoliao's elation.

Huoliao was startled for a moment, thinking that he was still me. If it was Heiliao, he would have jumped on him and bit him. He patted his chest and laughed dryly: "You should remember your wedding anniversary. If you don't, The one in the family can also be rude, right!" ... Although His Highness can only flip the table.

Lu Er looked at the surrounding scenery. The green plants in his eyes aroused his infinite interest after the first surprise. The things in the picture finally appeared in front of him in the form of life with a unique fresh breath. , within reach.Lu Er bent down and pinched the shrubs growing wild on the roadside of the camp. The slender leaves turned dark green due to winter, and the leaves would automatically close up when touched by his hand.

Lu Er lowered his eyebrows and fiddled with interest.Huo Liao walked and found something was wrong, and when he turned around, he found that there was no one there. He looked down and found that the indifferent alien was squatting on the side of the road like a child at this moment, lowering his head and holding his hand expressionlessly. Molesting a chrysanthemum.

It was a weird scene.

Huo Liao walked to Lu Er's side, and he was embarrassed to find that he was at a loss for words when he always talked a lot. Huo Liao suddenly realized: this guy is better than Lu Ba to some extent.

Clearing his throat, he was about to find something to say, but Lu Er raised his head on his own initiative, and gently touched the fully closed Chrissy grass with his white hand: "This, can I bring it back to the earth?"

Huoliao: "..."

Seeing Huoliao silently staring at him, Lu Er resentfully withdrew his hand, a little disappointed: "Is it not possible?"

...Anyone is welcome, come and save Lao Tzu.Huoliao collapsed in various ways: "Of course... Chrissy grass is actually just an ordinary plant, and it's nothing unusual if you get used to it." So if you want to take it away, it doesn't matter if you dig a few more plants, please don't Put on that face, okay?

Seeing Lu Er squatting on the spot without speaking, Huoliao said cautiously, "How about I give you a few more flowerpots?"

"Thank you." Lu Er nodded and said sincerely.Clapping his hands and standing up, he said indifferently, "Let's go."

Huoliao walked without hesitation as if he had been granted amnesty.After running for a few steps and turning back, he was surprised to find that the alien was following behind him calmly and with a normal expression on his face. When Huoliao turned his head, he looked into those dull eyes, and his chrysanthemum tightened.

Lu Er said: "Actually, I don't remember the wedding anniversary. Speaking of which, the divorce anniversary is closer."

Huoliao: "Ah? Ah?"

Lu Er glanced at him strangely: "Didn't you just talk about this topic?"

Huoliao: ...What a godlike logic.

"Although it seems impolite to say that," Lu Er looked at the person from the target planet who was much taller and stronger than himself, "but you seem to be a little strange, is it because you are not feeling well?"

I think it's strange that I'm starting to think about whether it's really true or not... Huoliao's face is green, and he squeezes out from between his teeth: "Every pore of my body is very comfortable now."

"Oh," Lu Er nodded as if he didn't care much. After walking a few steps, he suddenly speeded up his frequency to catch up with Huoliao, looked into his eyes, and said seriously: "You just said that my brother gave birth to a son. What's going on? Also, why did he climb the wall, what wall did he climb?"

Huoliao: "..."

Huoliao poked the communicator with a slap, and it was connected there. Before Heiliao squeaked, Huoliao gritted his teeth and said, "Bring a small aircraft to pick me up, the fastest one."

Hei Liao was puzzled: "Why are you on the way to the Sacrificial Pagoda? Why do you need an aircraft? It takes up to 20 minutes from your place to here."

"Stop talking nonsense, come as soon as I let you."

"Oh."

"Yes, there are more."

"what?"

"...Bring me the most sincere blessings to His Highness, and may the ancestors bless him."

……

Finally climbing to the second resting point, Lu Ba took the safety lock out of the hook, turned over neatly, and threw himself into the space deliberately hollowed out on the tower.Panting heavily, he exhaustedly removed the metal safety lock that was about to weigh about 10 jins and threw it aside. Lu Ba poked his hand and found that his palms were covered in cold sweat.

The rest space of the tower body is not very large, but the sparrow is small and has all internal organs.Lu Ba accidentally found a clean towel by the pool, took it off and touched it, there was not even a little dust on it, and it was easy to think that this must be something that was prepared just now.Wet a towel to wipe his face, then his hands, and took off the uncomfortable clothes stuck to his body by sweat. Lu Ba bowed his head with experience this time, and quickly found a changeable one in the locker under the sink. clean clothes.

He wiped his body indiscriminately, then fell on the soft bed that occupied the largest space in the tower in a daze.

Just as he was about to fall asleep, Lu Ba's mind quickly flashed doubts—why did my physical fitness drop so quickly?

However, he fell into a deep sleep before he could figure out what had happened in the past few days.

In his sleep, he dreamed of Lu Er.

Ever since the elder brother passed away, the second elder brother Lu Er has taken on the important task of taking care of the younger brothers. Every day, he will watch over the homework while studying, give tutoring for those who are unable to keep up with their studies, and take care of the sick ones every step of the way. Every younger brother who is about to cross every important threshold in life provides correct and rational advice on choices. Except that he can't give love psychology lessons to the young boys, the second child of the Lu family is basically the all-around champion.

This role of father and mother has been played until the youngest brother Lu Ba finally started to go to the boarding school directly under the military.Lu Er finally had time to do his own thing. In college, he gave up the opportunity to directly join the department as an intern after graduating with excellent grades. He returned home without saying a word with a few boxes of professional books.

Mr. Lu felt distressed and angry about his behavior, and even made a move at the most serious time, but in the end, everything turned into guilt.The fixed lines between father and son are staged every three to five days——

Mr. Lu blew his beard and stared: "I am your father, why are you so lenient if you don't do your own business?!" Whenever this time, Lu Er would show a standard calm face, lower his head and lower his eyebrows, Naturally replied to his father: "Brother asked me to take good care of my younger brother."

In a word, Mr. Lu stopped eating, and Mrs. Lu, who was watching the excitement, could burst into tears on the spot no matter what she was doing.

In this way, after Lu Ba finally left his childhood and entered the middle and second years, the old man Lu who had supported the Red Heaven all his life finally became corrupt, and used his connections in the military department to stuff Lu Er into the middle-level department. a civilian.Lu Er was working and studying at the same time, and it took another four years to transfer from a civilian job to the front line of the space station. The last three years passed. Although Lu Er was nearly forty years old, he became the youngest warship in the entire Chinese Empire. long.

Mr. Lu was elated, and since then he has been walking in all directions.

Compared with men, Mrs. Lu thinks about other things. In the first year when Lu Er transferred to the front line, she began to find a wife for Lu Er. The girl was also born in a military family. She is not beautiful but she has a good temper. Gentle, when Lu Er got married, his career was in the golden stage of rising, and everyone felt that the Lu family was a bit at a loss this time.

After getting married, she was pregnant with a child in the second month—the old man was very happy, and he praised Lu Er's high efficiency. Every time the old man teased him like this, he couldn't find that his daughter-in-law smiled reluctantly.In fact, the old man doesn't know, it's not that Lu Er is efficient, but that his accuracy is a bit high, otherwise how can he hit it once a week?So the first year had just passed, and the second year had not passed a few months. The first thing a gentle girl who gave birth to a fat son was discharged from the hospital was to slap her face on the table with a dark face and get a divorce.

Lu Er hesitated for a while, and finally tried to persuade him to stay.It's a pity that it was too late, Miss Ren killed her first love at the right time, and swayed in front of Lu Er every day.Lu Er got annoyed, and in the evening of a certain day, he signed without saying a word.The girl stared at the signed divorce agreement, her eyes almost popped out. In fact, she still liked Lu Er a little more. That morning, she wanted to take the document out for humane destruction, but she forgot it when she went out. When she got home from work, The woman's signature, which had already been signed, was next door, and she signed the man's name squarely.

The characters are square and neat, just like Lu Er himself.

The girl swung her high-heeled shoes towards Lu Er, grabbed the document, raised her chin with red eyes, and left with a proud figure on her high-heeled shoes, leaving behind Lu Er and the room with a blank face. Lu Chenchen wet his diaper inside.

……

At this time, Lu Er was squatting beside the sleeping Lu Ba, carefully looking at his youngest brother. After Lu Ba vaguely murmured about his second brother in his dream, his brows and eyes softened, and his originally dull eyes slightly brightened. After a while, he said in a low voice, "Fat."

The man at the back, who always treated people like pigs, held his son with a dark face and said nothing, thinking that the tower resting room was crowded to death.

Also, these days, there are people who call their brother's name instead of their husband's name when they fall asleep. Isn't that sick?Reed let him play on his own, walked up to the bed irritably, glanced at him, raised his lips, and said meanly: "I'm very sick."

Lu Er hummed without raising his eyes: "I have a low fever."

Reed was speechless.

At this time, Lu Ba started yelling vaguely again, saying, "Second brother, hug me."

Hug your sister, act coquettishly at a young age, as if crow's feet are dead.Reed regretted it, if he knew it earlier, he would have let Huoliao act the first time this group of outsiders appeared, and put them back where they came from.

Then hang a sign at the door of the planetary chain door—no entry allowed!

After waiting for a long time without seeing Lu Er move, Reed patted him from behind politely, and said coolly, "Hey, my wife wants you to hug her."

"No hug." Lu Er refused without thinking, "It's shameful to act like a baby at such an age."

"Hey," Reed muttered in a low voice, "you figured it out."

He walked to the other side of the bed on his own, stretched out his long arms, and pulled the person on the bed into his arms very naturally. Lu Ba also rubbed against his arms very naturally, clicked his mouth, and continued to sleep.When Reed looked up, he saw Lu Er staring at him brightly, and stared back confidently: "What are you looking at, hug me if you don't hug me."

Lu Er looked down at his feet and dragged a towel running all over the ground, which was said to be his nephew's mechanical kitten (...), frowned silently, and began to think about how to explain to the second elder in the family. After the sixth son, the youngest brother in the family bent over , also across races, breaking both 'segregation' and 'anatomy'.

Is this called blue out of blue and better than blue?But the word doesn't seem to be used that way...

"Open your mouth." Reed frowned and pulled Lu Ba's chin, holding a small transparent test tube in his hand, and moved it to his lips.

"What's that?" Lu Er came back to his senses, staring at the test tube in Reed's hand.

"Physical potion, it can dissipate heat." Reed didn't even lift his head, and half of the blue liquid was wasted due to the patient's lack of cooperation.Annoyed, he threw away the test tube in his hand and took out a new one. Without saying a word, he raised his head and poured it down, and then lifted Lu Ba's jaw to play the adult-style feeding method.

Lu Er raised his eyebrows and turned his face away: "Can you pay attention to the influence in front of the parents?"

Reed let go of Lu Ba, and about two minutes later, Lu Er touched Lu Ba's forehead, and was surprised to find that it was no longer hotter than before, and then fixed his gaze on the empty test tube bottle that Reed casually threw aside.

After hesitating for a moment, he pointed to the discarded test tube: "Is this for sale?"

If Huoliao was present at this time, he would definitely laugh up to the sky and then beat the ground with tears streaming down his face—that’s right, this cheating expression! !

But Reid is not Huoliao, and there is still an essential difference between Erque and Elite.

So His Highness Reid was silent thoughtfully, and finally said indifferently: "Until some kind of agreement is reached with your country, I refuse to share all resources."