King Kong all over the place

^Lu Er didn't seem surprised by the appearance of the two little guys who had sneaked up. After a quick glance, he looked around the door, and then entered the password to lock the door of the captain's command room from the inside.

Lu Ba hugged Li Lu with a dazed look on his face. Finally, he twitched the corners of his lips, pinched his son's ears, and called his brother.

"You're sounding nice at this time." Lu Er folded his arms and leaned against the console, "Speak, what should we do?"

"What else can I do? Is it possible to send it back?" Lu Ba raised his forehead, "Can I tell the old man that Lilu is a souvenir I kidnapped for him from Vatel?"

"This local product has a good relationship and is still alive and kicking. It's fresh." Xiao Zhang was very calm, "You ask Little Hoof, if he didn't think of a countermeasure in advance, would he let these two guys board the ship?"

Lu Er was startled when he heard the words, then fell silent with a half-smile, and tilted his head to look at Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang stared at Lu Ba, Lu Ba stared at Lu Er, his eyes almost fell off: "You know they are coming up!!"

"The little hoof is almost integrated with this battleship. How could it not know if something came in?" Xiao Zhang threw away the Fengming Beast, and stretched out his hand with a little interest to touch Lilu, and Lilu stretched out his paw uncooperatively, wanting to scratch , was held back by Lu Bay and stuffed back into his arms.

"Short oil, this tsundere little kitty, come give uncle a kiss." Xiao Zhang got excited, his eyes narrowed with joy, and before he could get close, Lu Ba stretched out his hand and pushed his face away in disgust, saying: "Leave Stay away from my son."

"..." Xiao Zhang still pointed at Lu Ba with a smile, and turned to look at Lu Er, "Your brother's brain has been damaged by the alien magnetic field."

Lu Eryi remained in his original posture, looking at Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang's complexion changed, and after a long pause, he cursed softly: "Fuck."

"Be civilized." Without raising his eyelids, Lu Er began to fiddle with a few pots of Chris grass placed under the console. This was something Lu Er and Huoliao specially emphasized again a few days ago, so Huoliao sent someone to bring it to him. over here.At that time, Huoliao had an embarrassing expression on his face, scratching his head foolishly, with a speechless expression of "I was just talking casually that day, didn't you just talk casually?"

Then Lu Er spent a few more days quietly moving them onto the battleship.Today's departure was not a sudden uprising, he had planned it for a long time.

Therefore, all the personnel on the battleship showed a calm and orderly look, and did not hesitate for an instant order to set sail urgently.And Lu Ba, on the contrary, was the one who seemed in a hurry.

But there is nothing wrong with this, Lu Er thought, after staying in one place for a long time, there are always many things to take away and many things to leave behind.

Thinking of this, the slender and pale fingertips that were playing with Chris Grass suddenly stopped, looked up at the Fengming Beast, and Lu Er said: "Xiao Zhang, when you return to the sky above the country's area, immediately contact the base and ask them to get some The people from the epidemic prevention department came over, don't explain the reason for now, everything will be discussed after the landing-tell the people over there not to fool me with the interns who just graduated. Then send this red cat and these pots of grass to the isolation room. "

Xiao Zhang nodded, and couldn't help looking at the one in Lu Ba's arms, but Lu Er didn't seem to see it, knocked on the table, and said emphatically: "You tell Li Maoyuan from the Epidemic Prevention Department that the research is fine, don't kill me. Especially this Fengming Beast. I can't bear the responsibility for killing it, and they can't bear it even more."

"Ah." Xiao Zhang nodded with his mouth wide open.

"Ah shit...you're so stupid." Lu Ba snorted and turned his face away.

"Fuck you," Xiao Zhang yelled and raised his fists, "You choked on me within a few seconds of meeting the fuck, I owe you in my previous life."

"I owe you what I owe. I've seen you dangling in front of me all my life, and it hurts my eyes." Lu Ba hugged Lilu, and was not at all polite to someone he had known for more than ten years, "I really should give you a mirror According to your evil eyes just now, you wish to tie my son to the dissecting table, virtue!"

Xiao Zhang just wanted to open his mouth to refute, but was interrupted by Lu Er from the side. The captain snorted coldly, he couldn't tell that he was joking, but he sneered: "If you really send it to that bastard Li Maoyuan , You can see if he dismantles it or not. There are intelligent organisms in machines, heck, this topic covers enough fields for him to spend the rest of his life on academic research papers."

Listening to Lu Er's words, Lu Ba knew that it was absolutely reasonable.I couldn't help feeling the chills in my heart, and the momentary joy I had just seen Lilu just now completely disappeared without a trace, regretting that Lilu might as well just stay by his father's side honestly, at least, it's absolutely safe .

Thinking about it this way, Lu Ba felt more and more selfish.Frowning tightly, he looked at Lu Er without a glance, his eyes were complicated, with some doubts and complaints, and the more obvious one was self-blame.

Being stared at by his younger brother like this, Lu Er shrugged his shoulders as if nothing had happened: "Parents are getting old, and Lu Chenchen will go to child care next spring. I'm afraid they will be lonely."

"So you coaxed Lilu up here?——Lu Er! I said, do you have——" Wuminghuo burned in his heart instantly, and Lu Ba stood up suddenly, his eyes almost spewing fire. Hard as a steel plate.

Xiao Zhang has known Lu Ba since he worked with Lu Er as his deputy.In the image, there are a lot of sons in the Lu family, and the youngest one gets along well with his boss—well, let alone get along well, to be serious, Lu Ba almost wants to pay tribute to the four words "elder brother is like father" He seems to be the highest command of life on his head, he has always listened to Lu Er's words very much, and rarely disobeys.

This arrogant and domineering look is really rare.

At least it was rare in front of Lu Er.

"He came up by himself." Lu Er was very calm, "Why did I coax him?"

"Damn! This is Lao Tzu's birth, birth——" Lu Ba said halfway, but couldn't continue, and raised his voice again with a bah, "It's not that animals are not allowed in the yard, why the old man likes cats, dogs, and birds? ! Even if he wants to raise fish, I will dig a pond for him with my own hands, what are you doing all the time?!"

"Sit down." Lu Er frowned.

Lu Ba raised his eyebrows and wanted to say something, but when Lu Er frowned, he followed the order almost reflexively, and sat back to his original place angrily.

"I didn't say I would send him to the epidemic prevention department." Lu Er patiently explained, "Besides, you gave birth to a son outside, and you didn't intend to let your parents know? I didn't find a place to hide Lu Chenchen back then."

"Can this be the same?!" Lu Ba asked in a rough voice.

"What's the difference? It's not about saving the blood of the Lu family. At most, don't make it so clear at the beginning." Lu Er's face was sullen, and his expression was very serious, as if he had really considered this matter seriously.

"..." Xiao Zhang looked back and forth between the two, and finally forced back the question "does this child have blood?" - we can understand clearly, don't do it when you are full Find out about this.

"Okay, okay." Lu Ba put one leg on the stool irritably, "Just take it as a relief for parents, and let our mother teach him how to knit a sweater—and then?"

Lu Er: "Where did it come from?"

Lu Ba laughed angrily, and held Lilu in front of Lu Er: "He will become a human in a year, and he is probably not too small. How are you going to explain it to our parents, that little leopard rolling all over the ground?" Get out, get out, get out?——Can the old man and the old lady stand up to your fright?!"

Lu Er picked up Fengming Beast and stroked its fluffy fiery red fur: "Let's talk about it when the time comes."

"we'll talk about it then?!"

"Isn't there still one year left?" Lu Er rarely raised the corners of his lips and smiled genuinely, "Come on, accompany me to the back warehouse to find out that isolation box - left over from the sampling of the third-order planet last time. , whether you can take Lilu out safely depends on it."

Lu Ba: "..."

Lu Er turned his head and said impatiently: "Go, can the box fly out by itself by standing up and reciting the spell?"

Xiao Zhang scratched his head and smiled: "Is this a secret between three men?"

Lu Ba =_, =: "Get lost."

……

In this way, Lilu was boxed and packed, and sent back to Lu Revolutionary's home safely.

The son who came back from the dead made the two elders seem to be several years younger.After Lu Ba broke away from the arms of the two elders full of tears and family affection, the first thing he did was to take him out of the box. He didn't care about Lu Er's strange eyes, and said with a stiff neck, "Father, mother, this is my son's special, I want to give you the souvenirs brought back by the elders.

The old lady said: "Oh, this, how do you eat it?"

Lu Ba: "..."

The old man said: "Women only know how to eat. This is obviously high technology-but I am getting old and I can't play with this kind of thing. Ask your sixth brother if he can play with it?"

Playing... Lu Ba was crying silently in his heart, and before he had time to talk, he heard Lu Liu shouting in the kitchen: "I can't raise it anymore! There is still a big fat in my family! If you want to raise a small animal, Xu Le will have to do it again." Make a face with me~" As he said, he sucked the bottle of nutrition that he had just taken out of the refrigerator and walked out, looking at the road, his eyes lit up, "This, it's quite cute."

Li Lu huddled in Lu Ba's arms and remained motionless, his ears were pricked up, his blue eyes were staring, but his small face was obviously guarded.

Lu Liu looked around Lu Ba and looked at Lilu: "Did you shed hair?"

Lu Ba wanted to kick him to death: "You are the only one who sheds your mother's hair. Does your refrigerator shed hair?"

Lu Liu stopped and said in a surprised tone, "It stared at me!"

Seeing that Lu Ba was silent, Lu Liu quickly glanced at Lu Er, and suddenly understood something, grabbed Lu Ba and walked to the back room.

The old lady called: "Where are you going, it's time to eat!"

Lu Liu waved his hand to signal that he understood, and closed the study door between himself and Lu Ba with a slap, Lu Liu pointed to the road in Lu Ba's arms, lowered his voice and broke down and cursed: "Native products, local products you Uncle, old eight!! Did you fucking eat gentian? Bring the creature from the target planet home!!!!"

"Second brother asked me to take it." Lu Bamu put on a face, calmly framing the blame.

Lu Liu blinked in disbelief, and finally said: "Second brother is also crazy."

"There are even crazier ones, do you want to listen?" Lu Ba patted Lilu's butt, Lilu twisted, squinted his eyes, and lazily wailed.

"Listen after dinner," Lu Liu took a step back, "I have a hunch that I won't be able to eat after listening."

Lu Ba happily said, "Son, give your sixth uncle a meow."

Lilu: "Hmph."

Lu Liu: ...orz.

With a restrained smile, Lu Ba leaned against the study door and looked at Lu Liu seriously: "Seriously, I want him to study in school when Lu grows up next year. You can ask Xu Le, is it convenient for their school?" .”

Lu Liu: "...Convenience is convenience, but—"

Lu Ba nodded with satisfaction: "That's good, let's go eat."

"..." Lu Liu is collapsing—but the point is not here, dear! ! ! ! !

What if the naughty teacher punishes this kid in class? He doesn't like it. Which part of his body turns into a machine gun to retaliate? It makes headlines in the society. If he hides the alien and doesn't report it, will the whole family of Lu family be executed? ! ! !

……

Xu Le, I'm sorry for you, Xu Le, it's not easy for you to build a primary school and become a principal, but let me just say it casually, and the entire teaching building and playground will stir up a bloody storm for you! !

In the future, if you scold me for meeting me again, you have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck, and I will never hit you with a desk lamp again! !

Xu Le, thank you for your hard work. (serious bow)

That night, the diary of the sixth good man in the Lu family:

A mechanical feline came to my house, which doesn't shed hair.According to legend, that is my nephew.