King Kong all over the place

"Which student's parent should this be? Is there a teacher who drove this?" Lu Ba pulled his son back a little, "I told you many times not to lean on the railing, it's dangerous."

"This is only the fourth floor, what do you think will happen to me if I fall?" The little boy tilted his head and raised an eyebrow, and sneered at his father's words with disdain.This appearance made Lu Bazhi want to slap him, but out of the corner of his eye, he found that the little girl who hadn't left was listening to their conversation with an inexplicable expression on her face, so she laughed dryly, pinched his son's face very lovingly, and tried to Bring the dialogue back into the normal track of human beings: "Little fool, do you think you are superman?"

Lilu also gave Lu Ba a shocked expression.

A stiff smile appeared on Lu Ba's face, and he almost couldn't hold it back.

At this time, the car downstairs slowly driving into the elementary school campus slowly stopped under a tall ancient banyan tree at the corner, and the clean black car windows reflected the leaves gently swinging in the summer wind.The car stopped for a long time, but no one got out of the car, and the windows were still tightly closed, perhaps because the air conditioner was turned on inside.

Although it is not as hot as a steamer in the midsummer of southern cities, the summer in the imperial capital is also unbearably sweltering.What's more, those pampered young men who are unwilling to leave the air-conditioned room for almost 24 hours.

Thinking of this, Lu Ba looked away with a little disdain in his heart, lacking in interest.When he lowered his head, he found that his son was tilting his head, with a strange expression on his face, staring at the car motionless.As if feeling his second father's gaze, the little guy withdrew his gaze, and the original expression on his face instantly disappeared without a trace.Curling the corners of her lips, she said in a loud voice as if pointing: "Dad, that car looks pretty!"

...Your uncle, the RMB looks better.The corner of Lu Ba's mouth twitched, and he nodded slowly.

"Let's buy it for our family too." Li Lu looked at his second father with a smile.

Lu Ba: "..."

It finally came.

Children’s most hated words rank No. [-]: Look at the other person/next door/downstairs XXX, how obedient/capable/promising they are, and then look at yourself, you two are living in two worlds separated by a wall, People inhale oxygen, but you inhale poisonous gas?

Parents’ most hated words rank first: Dad/Mom, today I saw at school/downstairs that my deskmate/next door XXX’s family bought him a XXX, it’s very useful, should we buy it too?

As the country's poor, middle and lower peasants, I must say that I can't afford a kidney even if I sell it.

So Lu Ba was silent for a moment, and finally had an idea, and said: "Your second uncle doesn't have a car, how many butts do you have that can take so much?"

"Second uncle's car is not enough for the one downstairs."

"You're not afraid to be too flashy and blind your mung bean tricks." Lu Ba sneered, "After you talk too much nonsense, you can take the subway to the bus for me to go to school."

Lilu curled his lips and wanted to say something, but the little girl next to him finally got impatient and tugged at Lilu's sleeve cautiously: "Lu Lilu, why don't you pick up the teacher?"

Lilu glanced at his second father, with a half-smile: "Didn't you hear my father say that's not a teacher?"

"... But, but, I say yes." The little girl pursed her lips and rubbed her fingers, frowning unhappily.

"Why should I trust you, Yang Xiaole." Li Lu narrowed his eyes with a smile and teased her viciously.Lu Ba pouted as he watched from the sidelines, thinking that this unlucky boy had only been in Vettel for a few days, and he hadn't learned anything, but he had learned ten percent of his father's ability to play a rogue and a hooligan.

The girl named Yang Xiaole obviously has a fragile young girl's heart. Being teased by her crush, she sniffled but held back her tears. She stretched out her hand in panic and pushed her away, furious: "I'm old Uncle just said that the new teacher drives the same car as my dad, believe it or not! Bah! Lu Lilu, you are so annoying! I won’t be with you anymore!" He stomped his feet, swung his braids and ran away without looking back.

"Ah...?" Lu Ba, the parent, was dumbfounded by the sudden change in front of him, so he pushed back, "Boy, it's wrong to bully lesbians."

"Fart, Uncle Liu said that when you were young, you were sued by the teacher and grandma for pulling your female classmate's pigtails!" Li Lu said absently to Lu Ba, and his small eyes quickly swept across the car downstairs again if there was nothing there. The two red earrings on the earlobe look extremely shiny and coquettish in the sun.

Lu Ba didn't notice it at all, but was distracted by the sudden vibrating cell phone in his pocket.He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, glanced at the caller and frowned calmly, and only had time to say "I'm not that boring, that's what your sixth uncle did", and rushed to the side to answer the phone went.

Li Lu stood at the same place and looked at the back of the second father who turned his back to answer the phone, and then turned his head to look at the black car downstairs that was still parked in place, a blue light flashed quickly in his round black eyes, and he stretched out his hand to press Pressing the earrings, bypassing his second father who was still on the phone without noticing him at all, and leaving silently from the other side of the stairs.

"—Okay, okay, I'll go there in a while... that's okay, waste wood Zhang, don't howl, I'm almost there, call you, you come down to pick me up——Why do I go up by myself, you fucking did it on purpose , with my military rank, I will never know in this life that your old gate is long and round, and you can go in by yourself, heck, I crawled in along the sewer pipe?"

"——Okay, okay, I'll pay Lilu's tuition and I'll go there... It won't be long, wait? You tell him to wait slowly, and if he doesn't want to wait, get out of here. That's it, I'm dead."

Lu Ba hung up the phone impatiently, and turned his head to call his son: "Li—huh? Where is he?"

I took a look into the classroom, but saw no passers-by. Lu Ba looked at the time, and finally decided to go to the principal's office and pay the tuition money to Xu Lebang. After making up his mind, Lu Ba walked around and took out the money. The mobile phone, the mobile phone that dialed Lilu——

Because Lilu is not from Earth after all, and Vettel is only two years old. After all, he is still a child, and he has no control over his abilities. Lu Ba is afraid that he will make some mistakes in school—of course it is not Lu Liu. Beware of the kind.So after thinking about it for a long time as a second father, I still bought a mobile phone for the child in case of accidents.

After the phone rang twice, it was picked up over there.

The little brat dragged out his voice and gave a slow feed.

"Damn you, you'll disappear when you make a phone call, where is he?" Lu Ba walked to the school gate, looked around, and finally waved to a red taxi.

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and after a while, Lilu replied hesitantly: "I'm in the toilet."

"Hey, when did you learn to go to the toilet?" Lu Ba raised his voice jokingly.The driver in front gave him a weird look in the rearview mirror, thinking that he still has to learn how to use the toilet these days?Lu Ba completely ignored the driver's curiosity, and explained to the other end of the phone, "I will give you your tuition fee, Uncle Xu, and he will hand it over to your head teacher in a while. I have to go back for something in the military department." ... Be honest, do you hear me, I will pick you up after school—Student Lu Lilu, I seriously warn you not to fight with your classmates!"

After Lilu hummed a few times on the other side, he added in a low voice: "They have to be brave."

Lu Ba didn't answer anything, and hung up the phone with a snap.

……

At this time, sitting in the black car under the ancient banyan tree, he was sitting in the road and heard a busy voice, so he put his mobile phone back into his school bag, turned his face to see the hill-like man sitting beside him with an expressionless face, and shrank back, Blinking, honestly said: "Dad."

"Ah."

Reed, who was sitting quietly aside, nodded slowly.

At this time, he changed out of the emperor's military uniform and put on a suit that can only be found on Earth.The well-tailored custom-made suit wiped out most of the evil spirit of a man wearing a military uniform. With a tall and straight body and a well-fitting suit, at this time, the supreme ruler from another planet looked more like an ordinary earth businessman.

Lilu looked at his father's majestic and handsome side face, swallowed, and said, "My little dad said that he has returned to the military headquarters."

"I heard it." Inside the car, a deep voice belonging to an adult man replied lightly.

Only then did he turn his face to look at the seven or eight-year-old kid sitting next to him, Reed's blue eyes narrowed slightly, a trace of doubt flashed across his face, he frowned, and said doubtfully, "You're more mature than I expected. People are a year too early."

Lilu shrugged: "It's not just a year, it's been almost a year since I became a human, and I'm already in the second grade of elementary school."

"...He asked you to come to study?" It was self-evident who Reed was referring to as "he".

"...Little dad said, it's annoying to see me wandering around at home." Lilu curled his lips, "I don't want to come, I know all these things, and the few books in a semester can be read in just 3 minutes with the input program. Type it all in without missing a word.”

"If you want to learn, just study hard and stop talking nonsense." Reed was obviously not on his side. After interrupting his son, he finally couldn't help asking what he had always wanted to ask: "What's wrong with your eyes?"

"What? Ah, are you talking about color?" Lilu closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, the original black pupils returned to the original azure blue, supporting the child's original immature and innocent childlike face with a shrewdness that didn't match. Cunning, Lilu chuckled, "My little dad said that the children of the Celestial Dynasty all have dark brown eyes, and he can't conjure me up a foreign girl to be my mother."

"Oh? He wants to find you a mother?" Reid drew a small arc on the corner of his lips with great interest.

Feeling the danger, Lilu still knew not to cheat his father at the critical moment, so he quickly waved his hands: "No, no. We both live in the second uncle's house. My little dad will protect you like a jade... Uh, this idiom doesn't seem to be the case It’s useful.” Lilu scratched his head, “Anyway… well, Dad, are you really here to be a teacher?”

"Second uncle, is that the captain?"

"Uh, I seem to have heard that Second Uncle is some kind of little leader." Li Lu was at a loss.

"Why can't I come to be a teacher?"

"Ah, ah?"

"Didn't you ask me?" He stretched out his hand to pat his son's head and lowered the window. Reid cursed dissatisfiedly as the hot summer heat wave hit his face. The surface temperature of the earth is really too high for people to bear.

……

The speed of transportation is also irritatingly slow.

……

And the traffic that couldn't be worse, as I witnessed along the way.

At this time, a burst of cheerful music sounded on the radio.

"Uh, it's time for class." Lilu poked his head out of the car to look around, then retracted, tugged at his father's sleeve, and returned to the reality of the problem he was about to face, "Dad, you haven't paid for our class yet." receive."

"what is that?"

"Students have to pay for textbooks when they come to this class."

"I still need to charge money? How do I charge it?"

"The parents in the class give it to you, and after you verify the number, squeeze out the codes of 50 yuan and [-] yuan, and then put each person in an envelope, and finally, after class is over, you will hand it over to—"

"It's too troublesome, so I won't accept it. Let them calculate the total and deduct it directly from my card." Reed frowned and interrupted his son.

Lilu: "Uh...that's not how I understand it..." Lilu struggled for a long time and found that he really couldn't express this matter with more beautiful rhetorical techniques, so he cut straight to the point and sighed, "If you want to be a teacher, you have to A little more normal."

"What is abnormal?" Reid frowned more and more. Before he came, he sent a special letter to ask the old man of the Second Ministry of Defense of China National Space, what kind of work is the easiest in China, and the most free time is decent. .The old man quickly replied that he was an elementary school teacher.

Does that old man dare to lie to me?

Reed looked sharply at his embarrassing son, and Lilu was bathed in the gaze of the sword, and he snapped his fingers: "For example, our teachers usually don't wear high-end suits. I heard that these things are very expensive. They all Wear sportswear or other ordinary clothes. For another example, when they come to work, they either take the subway, the bus, or the subway to the bus. Only a few drive, and they all drive Chery QQ. The most advanced parking lot is Xu Shu’s Volkswagen. .” Lilu paused, and emphasized, “One QQ car is enough to buy your four tires.”

"So troublesome? I never parked a car with these two names when I went to buy a car." Reed raised his foot and kicked the driver's seat, "Have you heard of it?"

"..."

At this time, Hu Dahan, who had been shrinking in the driver's seat and pretended to be a little transparent, and never made a sound to disturb the reunion and communication between father and son, turned his face bitterly, his small eyes blinked and blinked everywhere, extremely guilty, shy Face hey hey straight smile -

"Your Highness, I didn't say that you said the car. The size of us really can't fit in it."

"..."

"Besides, with a big car, it's convenient for you to do anything, isn't it, hehehehehehe."