King Kong all over the place

take you home? ...Which flyover do you live under?

No, Lu Ba rubbed his face and suddenly remembered that Cadillac that blinded people's eyes.So he paused: "Which hotel?" Now it is the second half of the peak period for white-collar overtime workers, and it seems that the roads to those big hotels are not very convenient. Lu Ba subconsciously looked at his watch while thinking so, and suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth , The hour hand and the minute hand form a wonderful angle, your uncle, it's already eight o'clock.

I have been tossing about all kinds of things non-stop all afternoon, and I ate two slices of wheat-like meatless bread with a poached egg and a glass of milk all day-this is what happened this morning.

Lu Ba took his feet off Reed's body, sat up straight and thought angrily, Boss Wang Kun is so cheating, he doesn't include lunch at noon! !

People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.Just as he was thinking about it, his stomach suddenly remembered the situation. Before Lu Ba rubbed his stomach and had no time to speak, the man next to him picked him up: "Hungry?"

"The chest is attached to the back." As soon as the words were finished, the man's beautiful eyebrows were frowned, and he looked like he was about to teach others. Lu Ba gave him a sideways glance and said coldly, "Don't ask me why I didn't At dinner, I thought the teacher's talk would only take ten minutes, not two and a half hours—that's a really deep talk, isn't it, sir?"

"I thought you were quite happy too," Reed smiled lightly, with a very gentlemanly and elegant look.

...I really want to tear off this layer of skin to see what kind of species is under there that can take it for granted.Lu Bamian nodded paralyzed, and said seriously: "I also think we can really chat, teacher."

He was about to stand up while talking, but before he could use his legs to push his buttocks into the air, he sat back silently.

Reed had already opened the door of the teacher's room, and when he turned around, he found Lu Ba sitting back again, looking at him inexplicably: "What's wrong?"

"..."

"Do you want to spend the night here?" Reed tilted his head uncertainly. Actually, it's not impossible. The foldable sofa is still very spacious if it is unfolded.

"Thanks to you, I'm in a lot of pain." Lu Ba stepped on the leather sofa with his legs like a soldier, and looked at Reed firmly with an expression of "what do you think?" After thinking for a while, He added, "It's like an air-raid shelter, with air leakage."

Reed: "..."

Walking back, he easily picked up the man, and with one hand he embraced the unambiguously heavy man who weighed hundreds of catties. With the other hand, he closed the door naturally, touched his pocket, and tried to insert the key into the lock. After trying a few times, and turning left and right for a few rounds, he locked the exclusive teacher's room, put the key in his pocket, and patted it nonchalantly.

... During the whole process, Reid kept the posture of holding the landing eight with one hand.

Lu Ba thought very melancholy that he could also do some things related to Xiaoniaoyiren.I couldn't help lowering my head and looked at my biceps with excellent curves and hardness in the past two years under the moonlight, so I came to the conclusion: ... It's really disgusting.

Patting Reid on the shoulder: "How about you help me and I will go by myself?"

"I'll walk faster with you in my arms." Reed refused without thinking.

"This is an elementary school," Lu Ba earnestly pointed his finger at the education, "The Celestial Dynasty is actually not as open as you imagined. It's actually not appropriate for two muscular men to hug each other in the street, um, no, it's very inappropriate. You can't be scared The other teachers are all gardeners of the motherland, do you know, what should I do if Sanguan is frightened by you?"

Reed put him down without saying a word, and helped him walk two steps. Seeing the man moving forward with his legs bound, he couldn't help but curl his lips: "You still miss me."

Lu Ba: "..."

Lu Ba =_, =: "What kind of logic is this?"

Reed: "You talk a lot tonight."

Lu Ba: "..."

Reid: "The mouth is cheap to a new peak."

Lu Ba: "...This doesn't seem like a compliment."

Reed rubbed his messy hair: "You know I'm complimenting you."

While talking, the two were going downstairs. When they reached the corner of the second floor, a gust of hot air blew from the vent. Reed sniffed: "No fragrance?..."

In Vatel, the summer wind always carries a strong smell of plant sap and floral fragrance.It smells good for the first time, but it will make people feel dizzy after a long time, so although Reed said that he doesn't like that smell, he always feels that the hot air in summer should be matched with that smell.

"Huh?" At this moment, Lu Ba also stopped.Reed temporarily let go of his doubts, and looked down to see what he was going to do. Sure enough, he saw the former half-confused and half-deprecating, "The gust of wind just now seemed to blow into his body."

"This sentence is disgusting." Reed commented unceremoniously.

"Make your sister," Lu Ba squinted at him, clutched his butt and continued to move, "I mean it literally, there—yes, it's there, it's really like an air-raid shelter... Do you think it will be warm in winter? Xia Liang?"

Reed led him forward, not intending to talk to him at all.Lu Ba alone said that he was very happy, and he didn't know whether he was really happy or his mental power had actually returned to zero, and he was completely broken.

Even when the two of them got into the car, facing the driver who had been waiting for a long time, Lu Ba also behaved abnormally calmly. After listening to Huoliao and expressing his missing feelings with a wooden face, he looked at Huoliao calmly. Sniffing very deliberately, waiting for him to get to the point.

Huoliao looked shy: "Have you ever made a beast shape?"

"Have you installed a needle camera?" Lu Ba's eyes lit up, and he took the Manshela fruit from Reed's hand from the small refrigerator in the back seat, "You also brought this!"

"I just picked it off the tree," Reed closed the refrigerator, "I just arrived on Earth, and I haven't found a place to live yet, and the old man at the space station didn't prepare any ID card for me."

The bottom line is - I don't live in hotels.

Lu Ba raised his eyebrows, thinking that this product is quite clear, and he also knows that he needs an ID card to stay in a hotel.

Huoliao, who was completely ignored, couldn't help raising his voice and turning the topic back to his high-spirited track: "There's no need for a camera, beast-shaped semen. The smell of liquid is mixed with the smell of metallic elements." Picking up his eyes and looking in the rearview mirror Lu Ba took the silver spoon from Reed and decided to use it.The topic of people is Lu Ba's opening gift, "You can actually walk down. If it is in the shape of a beast, I think it can be stuffed in the office. The one that His Highness likes to use should be a leopard. If it is in the shape of a leopard, His Highness is not small. .”

Reed looked at Huoliao in the rearview mirror calmly, moved away quickly, and handed the tissue in his hand to Lu Ba. Lu Ba took it, wiped his mouth calmly without raising his eyes, and then wiped his fingers After wiping it clean, he said slowly, "You know it."

"The dignity of a man makes me unable to help but compare silently every time." Huoliao smiled triumphantly, "The frequency is that I can always win once in five times."

Reed: "Fire."

Huoliao: "Is your subordinate here, Your Highness?"

Reed: "Get out without driving."

Lu Ba fumbled around, and finally found a glass ashtray by the door, and threw the used tissue into it. Lu Ba reported the address without raising his head, and then gave Reed a call to leave the teacher's room. Looking straight ahead, he said: "Why are you so angry, he only beat you by one-fifth."

"It's less than the weekends of office workers." Huo Liao hurriedly added, and the car turned around and drove out of the campus silently.

In the dark, Reid touched Lu Bafang through the thin military uniform pants before being trampled by himself.Where it was severely ravaged, he frowned immediately: "Go back and apply the medicine." Maybe it was really too reluctant, and you could almost feel abnormality if you touched it with your hands casually, but fortunately, there was no other situation, it seemed that it was just a simple , uh, it just won't close—temporarily.

The car slowly drove up the road, and went smoothly for less than 1000 meters. The car stopped, and Huo Liao patted the steering wheel roughly: "It's jammed again, I really want to throw all the broken cars in front of me into the sky. "

Reed leaned forward, and through the front window, he could clearly see a large mass of cars in front of him and the sound of horns one after another, frowned calmly, and finally said in a deep voice: "This is a waste of time." After finishing speaking, his dark eyes Looking brightly at Lu Ba in the dark car, Lu Ba moved uncomfortably, and sure enough, he heard Reed ask in an inexplicably relieved tone——

"Ask for leave tomorrow to accompany me to buy an aircraft?"

Lu Ba: "..."

How should I refuse him?

① Indicates the heart type: mellow and dead, living mentally handicapped elements.

②Euphemistic refusal type: There will be a meeting tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. In fact, this year is very busy—annual leave?Accidentally ran out in the days before your arrival.

③Patience-education type: On the earth, the era of aircraft flying all over the sky has not yet arrived.Aircraft are manufactured in limited quantities by the state, and money may not be able to convince those old men... Well, with cabbage in hand, I have it in the world—maybe you can really be an exception?

Summary: An aircraft is not a bicycle - you can buy it on the street, and there are discounts on the black market.Helicopter? ...It has been discontinued for many years, and the museum may have it, but the curator may not be willing to give up.small air plane?I just have one question - where to stop after flying?

So Lu Ba said sincerely: "I can finally return that sentence to you—it's terrible to be uneducated. Before you came to Earth, you didn't even look at the customs of Earth?"

Reed brushed his hair without any pressure, stretched his slender legs casually, propped his chin lazily with one hand, and raised his eyebrows: "Why should you learn something that is behind?"

"..." Lu Ba nodded dumbly, "You won."

Reed snorted haughtily.

……

If you think that Lu Er, as the captain of the first ship, can have a big house, it is indeed a big mistake.Compared with the dormitory that Lu Liufen got, Lu Er's has only one more balcony-this is because the dormitory size of the houses allocated to him in the early years is different.

In other words, even though Lu Eryi was promoted and paid for housing, he still remained at the same level as the civilian staff back then.

So, when the traffic jam lasted until eleven o'clock in the night, His Royal Highness Reid, who gradually became irritable, stood in front of the private door on the top floor of Building F in the military area, and raised his chin at the normal-sized anti-theft door of ordinary people: "This What is it?"

"The door." Lu Ba twitched the corners of his mouth, ignoring him, and rang the doorbell on his own.

While hearing the sound of slippers coming from inside, I heard Huoliao and Reed discussing in a low voice behind - "If it changes shape, it's very likely that we won't be able to squeeze in."

——"I have nothing to say to you, goodbye." With a soft "click", Lu Er's indifferent voice came from behind the opened door, and then there was the fluorescence brought out by the phone being gently closed, Obviously, before Lu Ba and his party came back, Lu Er might have been on the phone for a long time.

With the fleeting light of the mobile phone, Lu Ba easily noticed the fatigue in his brother's eyes.

Lu Er gave way and let Lu Ba come in. Soon, he saw the two people following Lu Ba, and he was startled with some surprise. Then he regained his original calm, nodded politely, and lowered his voice. Said: "Li Lu and Lu Chenchen are both asleep. I'll go to the inner room to see if there are any extra quilts."

As soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by Lu Ba and asked aggressively, "Gu Xiaoyu?"

Gu Xiaoyu, Lu Er's ex-wife, Lu Chenchen's mother.

As a fan of the second brother's brain, Lu Ba was looking for problems in the poor girl. Before he could figure it out, he flew to Vatel in a flying machine. He didn't understand what happened later, so it's no wonder that he manner.

Lu Er paused, looked away, sighed under the dim light, patted his younger brother's head, and said absently, "It's okay." Seeing that Lu Ba still refused to let go, he frowned: "Let go, arrange you I should go to bed, there is a morning meeting tomorrow morning."

Only then did Lu Ba let go of his hand, and Lu Er walked towards the inner room without looking back, his footsteps were lighter than when he came to open the door, it can be seen that he was in an extremely bad mood when he hung up the phone.

Affected by such emotions, Lu Ba innocently looked back at Reed, who just stood aside and laughed.

Vettel's mechanical mutants have such sensitive hearing—at least he can hear clearly the male or female on the other end of the phone.