King Kong all over the place

Han Xiao smiled nonchalantly, stretched out his little finger to wipe the corners of his lips, and stared at Bai En frankly with piercing eyes: "What I, Han Xiao, want and can't get, I'm afraid it hasn't been formed in the mind of the creator yet. "

Facing the man's arrogance, Bai En sneered: "What is the Creator? The universe is so vast, why rush to use your superficial eyes to confine yourself in ignorance?"

"...Major General Bai En." A cold voice sounded behind the two people who were facing each other. Han Xiao raised his eyes to see Lu Er's dull expression, which seemed to be burnt out of a plaster cast, and pushed his glasses thoughtfully. , glanced at Bai En mockingly, shrugged, and signaled Lu Er to continue, Lu Er squeezed his palm, felt the cold sweat from his palm under the white military uniform glove, paused, and continued, "This is the army of the Celestial Dynasty. Ministry building, we are conducting an internal meeting. According to the arrangement records of the duty room, we have not arranged a specific meeting itinerary with you today. There are flaws in the friendship relationship, please leave immediately."

As soon as these words came out, although they were too strong, they represented the inner cry of everyone at the scene.

I saw Bai En turning around slowly, looking at Lu Er seriously from head to toe with playful eyes. In the awkward silence, when everyone almost thought that he was going to embarrass the young captain, the red-haired man unexpectedly Unexpectedly compromised, he shrugged his shoulders, showing a hint of aggrieved emotion, and touched the bridge of his tall nose resentfully: "Okay, okay, I'll go now. But you have to know, I'm all for--"

"Major General Bai En." Lu Er raised his voice slightly.

"—Let me finish my sentence, Captain Lu." Faced with Lu Er's obvious warning eyes, he realized that except for the two of them who knew the true meaning of what he just said, everyone else was kept in the dark , Bai En's mood became inexplicably happier, he smiled slightly, decided to let the young captain go, and deliberately dragged his voice for a long time, "I just want to provide your country's official You know, no one on Earth knows Vettel better than me."

Lu Er: "..."

Bai En: "Don't be nervous, my dear. I just want to use my part to make up for the small... um, small cracks in the plans of China and the United States regarding Vatel."

Yes, this crack is really small, only a little bit deeper and wider than the East African Grand Canyon.Lu Ba stood in the crowd and listened to them doing Tai Chi. He couldn't bear it anymore and rolled his eyes hard.He gave the good-for-nothing Zhang who was stunned at the door a look, what are you waiting for, why don't you open the door to see off the guests?

Zhang Yueran opened the door, cheerfully gestured towards the sunny gate outside, and shouted: "Comrade Major General, this way please!"

Everyone is silent.

……

After Bai En left, the meeting ended soon.The superiors of the military department need more time to analyze the email from Fergolie and then make corresponding countermeasures. When Lu Ba walked out of the conference hall, he couldn't help but look back, and unexpectedly found that the person named Han Xiao The guy in the army actually pulled the captain of the security team of the military building and talked vigorously. The man named Huang Guosheng who came with him stood beside him helplessly, as if waiting patiently.

The current top leaders are very close to the people.Lu Ba jumped into the passenger seat, turned his face to see if the wind wouldn't blow or the rain wouldn't get wet, Lu Er started the car with a calm face, stroked his chin, and suddenly said thoughtfully: "Second brother, you said that Bai En and that man named Han Xiao, have you ever met before?"

"Probably not." Lu Er glanced at the rearview mirror, reversed the car out of the parking space, and replied casually, "Major General Bai En doesn't have much communication with the Chinese military."

"...Then those two yellow dogs are robbing which gold-coated telephone pole like they are urinating—ah!" Lu Ba rubbed his forehead that was red from the windshield, and put himself and his seat belt tremblingly, complaining "What the hell are you doing braking all of a sudden?"

"..." Lu Er stretched out his chin calmly and nodded, "The superior should go first for School Wang's car."

"Don't keep learning Zhang Yueran's practice of hugging your thighs, it's really boring." Lu Ba lowered the window and looked at it, and said nonchalantly, "Here, drive away, let's move."

"The second subsection of the seventh chapter of the military regulations clearly states this rule. You should go back to the military academy and remake it, brother." Lu Er stepped on the gas pedal again, "Also, if you are not satisfied, get off the car."

"...Brother, why are you so irritable all of a sudden?"

"I haven't." The gold-clad telegraph pole replied blankly.

"Obviously...forget it, you won. Turn left ahead and stop. I'll go to the canteen to buy a pack of cigarettes."

"Imitation wheat quality high-grade beef finger biscuits without meat, strawberry flavor, I want the Red Star brand in the south."

Lu Ba was shocked and said, "Since when did you fall in love with such a sissy thing?"

"It's for your sixth brother." Lu Er took out his mobile phone and shook it reluctantly at Lu Ba. "Tomorrow he is on a business trip. Just now he asked me to bring a few bags back for him. Just give it to Xu Le when he picks up Lilu later."

"...You just got a text message, and you haven't read it yet." Lu Ba nodded in response, and answered casually. Pushing open the door and stepping out of the car, "Who is it? Don't you need to go back?"

"The weather forecast from the Military Information Department." Lu Er's voice was calm.Lu Ba snorted, got out of the car and slammed the door behind him, scratched his head while walking, and muttered to himself: "It's strange, isn't the weather forecast sent out on time at two o'clock in the noon? It's almost five o'clock—"

Sitting in the driver's seat, watching the back of his younger brother gradually leaving, Lu Er's eyes sank, a hint of embarrassment and annoyance finally appeared on his face, the corners of his lips were pursed tightly, he took out his phone from his pocket again, and entered the receiving box. box.

—Baby, you look so serious in front of everyone, I can't help but get hard.

United States - de Baines - Major General.

...This person, if he is being monitored by using the public mobile phone of the military department... Lu Er frowned, and then quickly relaxed. His pale fingertips quickly operated on the keyboard until the screen displayed "Already Completely delete emails from the central information department", the thin lips parted slightly, let out a breath slowly, and then slowly put the phone back into the pocket.

……

At the door of "Youjian Elementary School", a chubby child climbed into the car with sex, and then closed the door without any pressure. He raised his eyebrows at the front passenger seat and looked back at his second father and said, "Let's go, let's go." My dad and Huoliao can't go back."

"Where did it go?" Lu Bamei raised her eyebrows even higher.

"I won't tell you, a secret between men!"

Lu Ba sneered: "The relationship is fucking mysteries for me today, isn't it, Lu Lilu, tell your father quickly, I understand, and then don't blame me for being cruel!"

It was not long ago that the last meal was beaten, and Lilu was remembering it in his heart at the moment, holding his buttocks and Lilu looked aggrieved: "The teacher's fellowship is gone."

"What's that?" Lu Ba asked impatiently.

Lu Er shook his head and couldn't help interjecting: "Blind date."

"Blind date? What kind of relationship do they have with each other—"

"Yes, don't single people go on a blind date?" Lilu interrupted his second father's yelling halfway, his face suddenly enlightened and confused, "Didn't my father have you? Why do you still go on a blind date? Could it be you?" Didn't you two get a certificate?"

Lu Ba: "..."

Li Lu was in a hurry: "It's just the red book, isn't it?"

Lu Ba: "There are no green books."

Lu Er couldn't help but sneered: "I have the green one, do you want to lend it to you?" (Red book: marriage certificate; green book: divorce certificate)

Lilu poked his nose and stared round his eyes: "Then what am I?"

Lu Ba sat back in his seat and said expressionlessly: "The illegal product of illegal cohabitation - driving."

The fact that he found out that he turned out to be a legendary black household made Lilu eat like a chicken pecking at rice at night, very sad.After the meal, holding a bowl of iced fatty fruity additive jelly, I stretched out a small bench and sat on the balcony, looking at the sky full of stars with bright and sad feet at 45 degrees, and sighed.

Lu Erbian cleaned up the dishes and asked casually, "Lulu, don't you do your homework?"

"... Both of our fathers are living together illegally, why do we still have to do homework?" Li Luhu's body trembled, as if he was poked at the point of abuse by Lu Er's unintentional words.

Lu Er twitched the corners of his mouth, and for a while couldn't figure out what the specific causal relationship was in the little kid's words.

Lu Ba dragged an empty baby bottle down the stairs, it seemed that he had just fed Lu Chenchen's belly.

Suddenly there was the sound of a key turning at the door, Lu Ba paused, and the next second, a tired handsome face appeared in his fiery sight.

Reed opened his big hand, and firmly caught the empty milk bottle that was thrown from the sky, he was inexplicable: "What's wrong?"

Lu Ba took a closer look. The sportswear that he put on neatly for the man in the morning was splashed with green liquid everywhere, and his face was not spared.Compared with Huoliao who was behind the man, he was even more embarrassed. Lu Ba's forehead twitched, so he paused, glanced at them mockingly, and said, "What a fierce face. Shoot."

Reed: "..."

Huoliao wiped his sweat: "...so I said, don't talk nonsense to the child, as expected his message will become even more nonsense."

Reed sighed: "I know now."

Huoliao was elated: "Unfortunately, it's too late."

Lu Ba: "Turn in the keys, get out of here."

Reed looked in the mirror at the entrance, frowned and wiped off the green mucus on his face, took out a delicate sandalwood box from the pocket of his sports pants, walked to Lu Ba in two or three steps, and stuffed it into his hand.

The strong smell of blood made Lu Ba take a step back uncomfortably. At this time, he put the bowl in the sink, and Lu Er also leaned behind Lu Ba with great interest, watched him open the box, and raised his eyebrows and said: : "Hey, what a big diamond."

The transparent multi-faceted crystal-like substance the size of a mahjong tile is well placed on the dark blue velvet cushion in the sandalwood box. It is crystal clear and blinds people's eyes.

Lu Bamian slammed the box expressionlessly: "Are you two going to rob the Gem Museum?"

Huoliao: "Diamonds are nothing but carbon single crystals. They are Yuma elements. Enough diamonds can fill a royal battleship."

"Yuma element?" Lu Ba was surprised.

"Well," Reed took off his coat and threw it on the ground. "The Bai En family boy has made a lot of progress. It took a bit of effort to snatch it, so he didn't come back. Are you angry? I will tell you in advance next time."

Lu Ba cleared his throat in embarrassment: "Tsk, is it his blood on your body?"

Huo Liao gloated: "That kid got his Highness's slap, and his entire shoulder was sunken."

No one noticed that Lu Er, who was behind Lu Ba, frowned slightly thoughtfully when he heard Huoliao's words, and then quickly regained his composure.

Lu Ba patted his head, always feeling that there was something wrong: "Wait, you mean, all the Yuma elements in his hand are here?"

"Yeah, I thought there was going to be a war with the earth, so I'll go." Huoliao shrugged, "I didn't expect it to end before it even started."

"...Brother, is Bai En flying back to the United States this evening?"

"No, I was responsible for buying the air ticket, and it will be tomorrow night—" Lu Er said this, but his voice stopped as if being pinched by an invisible hand. The two brothers looked at each other, and at the same time Seeing undisguised panic in their eyes, they said in unison——

"broken!"