King Kong all over the place

Wang Kun: "Huh? Huh?"

"Come down," Lu Ba responded with a full face, rudely pulling the big tail of the mechanical squirrel on his face in the opposite direction.

Squirrel: "Kiss."

Lu Ba: "Get lost."

Wang Kun: "That..."

Squirrel: "Trick me to come down and not let me give you a kiss?"

Lu Ba: "Rogue."

Wang Kun: "Hello!"

Lu Ba's back stiffened and he let go subconsciously. Taking the opportunity, the squirrel quickly kissed the man's nose loudly, and then climbed to the top of Lu Ba's head and squatted down.

Wang Kun glanced erratically at the mechanical squirrel that the majestic man with wings above Lu Ba's head turned into a mechanical squirrel. The gap was too great, and it still feels like a dream.Clearing his throat, he pointed to the top of his head: "If you don't stop, you will die." As soon as the words fell, the saber-toothed tiger on the top of the head suddenly became more comfortable because there was one less entanglement with the opponent, and it turned around and grabbed the big one with one paw. A piece of iron on the gorilla's leg, the gorilla roared angrily, swung his arms and shoulders and threw the saber-toothed tiger far away!

The seriously injured saber-toothed tiger turned over neatly in mid-air as if it didn't feel any pain, patted its immature wings, and landed in a rather embarrassing posture.

Reed swept Lu Ba's ears absently with his big tail, and looked away: "No hurry, I think it's still alive and kicking."

Lu Ba spread his hands: "It's good to die, it's clean after death."

Wang Kun: "...the design drawing."

Lu Ba: "Uh."

The squirrel raised its eyebrows, fished down with its short claws, and unceremoniously pinched the man's ear: "What are you trying to trick me into doing for your tribe?"

Wang Kun stared: "Horde?"

Lu Ba patted the squirrel's paw away, and said in embarrassment: "Cultural differences." After a pause, he tugged on the man's tail, signaling him to roll off. Reid drew back his tail, firmly grasping the soft black hair on his forehead, No more force, Lu Ba's scalp tightened when he pulled, Lu Ba frowned and gasped, and finally got annoyed: "Come down! You're tired of talking to you like this!"

"Why? I thought it would be more friendly to become like this." The squirrel climbed down from Lu Ba's head, and his flexible body followed the man's arms, shoulders, and arms all the way down. After the strong light passed, the next second, The majestic and huge platinum-gold mechanical leopard squatted beside the two, squinting its eyes, raised its hind feet, and scratched its ears.

Lu Ba: "...Where did you learn such a complete set of feline movements?"

The leopard's tail wrapped itself around Lu Ba's calf, and then pulled it ambiguously - this was almost Reed's favorite trick when he transformed into a beast. Looking at Wang who took two steps back vigilantly and put his hands on his waist Kun, Reed unceremoniously let out a low, menacing beast growl: "Get your hands off that toy, Tinder. Before you pull it out, I promise your arms will talk to your body goodbye."

Wang Kun's face became unfathomable. Lu Ba stood behind and secretly kicked the leopard's ass.

Reed moved his butt and lay down lazily on the spot: "Okay, don't you have something to ask of me?"

"Who said that?" Lu Ba raised his eyebrows.

"The clock has twelve directions." Reed moved his ears and closed his eyes.Wang Kun's expression suddenly became even uglier.

Lu Ba was puzzled: "What did you say?"

"It only takes 12 seconds to solve them, so please tell them to put away the things aimed at my head." Leopard's piercing eyes looked at the middle-aged man in military uniform with a half-blown belly, who was obviously elderly, "If you want to explode Open my head, I suggest that you better replace it with a small nuclear warhead - if you have one, I sincerely tell you that as far as I know, this is the only weapon on your planet that is currently harmful to me.  … Negotiations, just show some sincerity, my patience is actually not as good as you think."

Not so good? ...is downright bad.Seeing his boss's dejected demeanor as if he had aged ten years in an instant, Lu Ba still couldn't bear it—boss Wang Kun is a good soldier who is absolutely loyal to the country, but he may be too aggressive and vigilant, but this is not enough Blame him, after all, the last animal-shaped alien he was lucky enough to see is still jumping around above the military building.So Lu Ba pinched Reed's ears: "Did you eat gunpowder?"

"Very irritable." Reed flicked his tail irritably, and raised the corner of his mouth to reveal a beast fang.

Lu Ba withdrew his hand and patted Leopard's head casually: "What's going on?"

"Having a fight in the middle and suddenly yelling to stop, it's like getting stuck in the middle of having sex and being blocked by you and preventing me from ejaculating."

"I was suddenly stuck by you" can actually form a complete sentence without the six words, right? !Lu Ba raised his foot again to leave a footprint on the smooth metal beast body.

"The red team is closed, I'm Wang Kun." Wang Kun pulled the headset, gritted his teeth, and then, under Reed's unceremonious gaze, turned off the signal receiver viciously.

"Well——" Reed moved his ears and said with satisfaction, "It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, why bother to make such an unpleasant scene."

Lu Ba stood beside him with black lines all over his face, unable to speak: This man's self-consciousness is all dead, so is the word "arrogance" left in the dictionary of life?

"I didn't expect you to have such a relationship." Wang Kun smiled and rubbed his stomach, as if he had forgotten all the unpleasantness just now, and decided to start the conversation peacefully from the commonplace.Thinking about it carefully, it was really rude to secretly order the Red Three sniper team to shift their target just now—if the opponent could indeed be a friendly army.If the other party's status itself is very high, then it is not incomprehensible that such a thing cannot be tolerated.

Instead, it's fine.

Pretty good.

When there is an intersection and conflict with other intelligent planets that are not ruled by the United Ministry, the country that can first establish a friendly relationship with the other party and the superior will definitely have an advantage in the future.Of course, Wang Kun is well aware of this - so thinking about it, his behavior just now was quite unwise.

At this time, a sincere apology will not lose a piece of meat, so: "I'm sorry for the rude behavior just now, um...how do you call it?"

"Baisha." Reed replied unenthusiastically, paused, and then said, "Is it the tribe that the boy of Bai En's family has taken refuge in and wants to exchange things for his complete body?"

"To live." Lu Ba hurriedly added.

"And I can leave the Ye Mingzhu to you." So it's a good deal!Wang Kun added again.

Reed raised his chin, rather uncooperative: "But I want to kill him... How do you say that, the wind blows and blows."

Lu Ba: "...That's right, I know ancient poems, and I'm quite educated."

Leopard was full of pride: "Of course, this is the content of the class for those little kids tomorrow morning. I have prepared lessons."

Wang Kun's eyes turned strange again, Lu Ba cleared his throat, and explained expressionlessly: "The sub-job is an elementary school teacher, ahaha, a necessary means to reduce the financial burden of the family."

Wang Kun: "I'm going to die!!"

Lu Ba: "Huh?"

Wang Kun pointed at nine o'clock at a [-]-degree angle with pain all over his face, and his eyes were about to go out of frame: "Let that orangutan let go!!!"

"Oh, I've been discovered." Reed teased helplessly with a long voice, and the communicator on his neck flashed a green light at the same time, "I'm planning to let Huo Liao kill him quietly—hey , let it go, it was discovered."

The orangutan in mid-air screamed and patted his chest. With one palm, he stretched out countless thick antennae made of metal but looked abnormally soft. He tied up the dying saber-toothed tiger and explained it. Then he compared it with his free hand. Middle finger, to express his disappointment and irritability.

Reed snorted: "Look, I've said it all, calling a timeout in the middle of a fight is like having sex—"

"You're enough." Lu Ba interrupted him, stomping hard on the leopard's huge paw that An Ran placed next to his feet, "Back to the topic!"

Reed retracted his paws in pain and then planed on the ground: "Well, I want to know, what conditions did that tribe offer to lure you so that you were deceived?"

Lu Ba: "...can you stop being so aggressive when you speak, do I owe you money?"

The man let out an ah, and replied in a cheerful voice: "You will never pay off what you owe me all your life, but you can consider paying in installments every night."

Lu Ba: "..."

This random topic can be used to develop the habit of God, who started to form it first! !who! !

Reed seemed aggrieved: "What's wrong, I'm telling the truth."

Wang Kun felt that he had to end this increasingly crooked topic: "It is currently the most advanced Huwei STR combatable space aviation battleship in the world."

"That thing... I seem to have seen it in a book—"

Lu Ba vigilantly looked at Reed, who was struggling to remember, and felt that the next sentence was not good.

"—Is that the battleship that is as big as my battleship's additional supply warehouse?"

Sure enough =_, =.

Seeing Lu Ba's expression, Reed suddenly realized, apologetically but elegantly said softly: "Sorry, I didn't mean to show off. I didn't look down on your planet's level of technological development. In fact, in my opinion, your The development can be regarded as a medium-to-high speed, and maybe within the next 100 years, it can reach Vettel's current level—"

"Shut up." Lu Ba twitched the corner of his mouth.

The leopard shut up obediently, bent over and rubbed the man's waist flatteringly.Then he casually said to Wang Kun: "Because of the irrational patriotic sentiments of the cheap, the power of the Vettel royal family is bound to be on the side of the noble tribe... My dear, can you let go of my ears, it is very sensitive, so pinch it like this It will hurt."

Lu Bamian was expressionless and increased his hand strength, and the two words that filled his head to bless the blessing curse were two words: scumbag, babe, babe, babe...

Reed patted his ass with his tail unbearably, and then continued: "I don't think a high-level tribe with an IQ would sacrifice its greatest advantage on this planet for Bai En, an alien comer—and the existing The last Yuma element on your planet is the only key to Vater, and as far as I know, the tribe that the Bai En family has taken refuge in has been preparing for this for a long time. The tribe named America seems to be very popular on your planet. Influential, so maybe there must be some tricks in the follow-up events."

Lu Ba: "Bi compulsively reach out and ask us for the night pearl with some high-sounding reasons?"

Reed nodded: "One of the possibilities."

Lu Ba looked at Wang Shen, and Wang Shen raised his head from the small confidential sender, seeing the two people staring at him with piercing eyes, he shrugged helplessly: "The above means to get the design first, and the rest talk about it later."

Reed clicked his tongue twice: "Smart."

Lu Ba looked at the leopard inexplicably.Reed looked back sympathetically, then his eyes changed and he raised his paw fondly to rub his hair: "In this case, Bai En will give it to you."

……

"Are you moved?"

"A bit."

"So cooperate tonight and don't go to work tomorrow—huh? This officer should be your boss, can you ask him for leave directly?"

Wang Kun slapped his foot and saluted standardly: "On behalf of the military department, I say: leave."