King Kong all over the place

"Brother, where are you? It's 05:30 in the second half of 07:30, and it's time to climb back!" Lu Ba grabbed the phone, and tuned the TV channel absently with the other hand——

[Play the next new article below.Today, the United Nations officially approved a new batch of natural green fruits cultivated in the "Green Goddess Recovery" project in cooperation with the friendly planet Vatel, which was officially released in major cities on the earth.This batch of fruits includes a total of 40 resurrected fruit species including "mango" that became extinct on the earth 35 years ago, "lychee" that became extinct 23 years ago, and "roseberry" that became extinct 36 years ago.The United Nations Department of Materials stated that it will do its best to monitor the facts of new varieties of fruits that will be launched soon, in case criminals in various countries speculate and raise prices and cause market chaos—]

Lu Ba distractedly listened to a few sentences in the news, finally changed the channel impatiently, and finally threw away the remote control: "Okay, you come back soon. The chests of the two brats are hungry and the backs are stuck."

[Earth Friendly Planet Vettel Supreme Leader Reed?The day before yesterday, Baisha gave a friendly statement speech at the White House in the United States, and denied the veracity of the rumor that he had provided China with the latest space equipment blueprints. Reed?Baisha said: "The development of the earth is in a long-term stable state. From a long-term perspective, no one has the power to break this balance."——]

On the TV, the men in suits and leather shoes looked dog-eyed, and the flash of the camera flickered non-stop—as if taking a few more photos could put the stuff on the podium into the camera and take it away.

Lu Ba pouted, sniffled his nose, and sat up sharply: "What's the smell?"

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Reed, who just came out of the kitchen, took off his apron casually, put the plate in his hand on the table, and ordered briefly, "Eat."

Li Lu, who had been circling around the table for a long time, cheered and rushed towards the bowls and chopsticks.Lu Chenchen pouted in disdain for the behavior of his much older brother, blew out a bubble of saliva vaguely, snatched Lilu's chopsticks, and glared: "Dad, you haven't returned yet!"

"My brother ran 800 meters in the sports meeting today, and he died of starvation. Let me eat, be good!" In the school's bloody bully, he was extremely tolerant of this behavior of the soft little kid, and he was not annoyed. It was patiently explaining seriously, and at the end, he stretched out his hand and pinched Lu Chenchen's fair and tender cheek, leaving a red mark.

"Yes, brother, no, brother!" Lu Chenchen quickly stuffed Lilu's chopsticks under his buttocks, "No! Pinch!".

Lu Ba heard Lu Chenchen's voice from far away in the living room, so he frowned and raised his voice and yelled at the dining room: "Lilu! How many times have I told you not to pinch your brother's face! You won't be able to get a wife if you pinch your face like a cat."

Li Lu choked for breath, tilted his head up and down to look around at Lu Chenchen, who was slumped on the elevated chair, and finally turned his face away with a disdainful "sneer": "What kind of wife does Lu Chenchen want? If you can't ask for it, go back to Vatel with me." , I will raise him."

"After your grandfather heard this, you still expect him to buy you apples next time when you go back? The old man can just throw you down from the third floor - I've given up my heart! This is your brother!"

"Heiliao and Huoliao's daughters, that tigress, can roll around, a strong woman, she's good at it." Li Lu Sensen feels that close blood relationship is not a problem at all.

"Your son!" Lu Ba angrily smashed the remote control on the forehead of the man who was dangling in front of him. The latter lazily opened his hand and easily caught it. He turned and looked at the TV screen. The one who gave the speech gave a good-natured smile: "A real person is in front of you, why do you need to watch TV eagerly?"

"Go away early." Lu Ba raised his eyebrows, pushed Reed away, walked to the table staggeringly, smacked his lips standing next to a plate of yellow and unknown objects, and asked the following as if he had a toothache. tall figure, "Scrambled eggs with tomato?"

"Yeah." Reed nodded seriously, "Sister-in-law Wang next door said that cooking starts with learning this."

"She actually asked you to learn this? Xiaoyou, this is an undisguised revenge on social behavior...The aunt really still hates that I dripped wet the quilt in her house when I cleaned the window last month." Lu Bamo Tucking his chin twice, he took the chopsticks and stirred the plate, "It's all yellow, where are the tomatoes?"

"Throw it away." Reed didn't change his expression. "It seems to have been placed too early. It's a bit mushy and the color is not good. I picked it out and threw it away."

"The color doesn't look good?"

"It's not as good as red before cooking."

"So you just threw it away?"

"The smell should stay."

Lu Ba put down his chopsticks expressionlessly, turned around and rushed into the kitchen. Ten seconds later, the refrigerator door in the kitchen was slammed down. You used it all?"

"...Yes, what's wrong?" Reed finally noticed something was wrong at this moment.

"You didn't leave any of them for me...Didn't I tell you to eat them with sugar when I bought them last night?!"

Reed suddenly realized, and then confessed, "I forgot."

"Just use it all for cooking, and throw it away!" Lu Ba rushed back to the kitchen again, dragging a trash can when he came out, Li Lu made an unbearable disgusting sound, his second father completely ignored him, Looking at the corpses of tomatoes that were carefully thrown into the trash can without even letting go of the small crumbs, the meat was painful, and she wanted to cry without tears, "Do you know how much these three tomatoes cost?"

"This kind of thing that can be grown on the side of Vatel Road, but also-"

"—But when it reaches the earth, it becomes one-eighth of my monthly salary."

Reed: "..."

Lu Ba twitched the corner of his mouth harshly, and asked coldly, "Do you know you're wrong?"

Reed shook his head hesitantly, and finally said hesitantly: "I'm just thinking, should I say that your wages are so low, or should I say that tomatoes are very expensive-I thought that after the war two years ago, your Ministry, um, the country , at least I should give you a raise."

"If you say that, I feel so pitiful." Lu Ba nodded in agreement, "In the past two years, my salary has increased by two hundred, enough to buy a tomato."

"You should think this way, when you retire, you will have three thousand more than now." Lilu counted carefully with his fingers, "Three thousand, that's a lot."

"...Who gave birth to such a son of Ah Q's spirit?"

"It doesn't look like me anyway." Reed took the conversation calmly, handed the chopsticks to Lu Ba, who took it, adjusted the posture of holding the chopsticks a few times, and finally pinched the top of his right middle finger calmly, Swipe off a layer of skin...

A layer of skin!

Lilu groaned disgustingly, and Reed frowned disapprovingly, grabbed the man's finger, and took a closer look. The metallic luster of Vettel's unique black mixed elements was a bit duller than when it was just installed. It started to look less flexible.

"Forget about installing a normal model next time..." Reed twitched the corner of his mouth, "This black Lectra metal seems to be damaged too quickly when used on the Pinder's body."

"And then?" Lu Ba asked back.

"Waste." Reed let go of his hand.

"Finally feel that it's not worthwhile to spend real money on the yellow-faced woman at home?" Lu Ba turned his face to look at Lilu with a half-smile, and said half-jokingly and half-seriously, "Your father and I have finally been together for seven years. It's itchy."

"... Shall I scratch it for you?" Lilu scratched his head, quickly picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

Lu Ba moved his middle finger and ring finger, which were not very flexible. In the end, under Reed's oppressive gaze, he did not tear off the layer of skin on the metal ring finger, so he had to honestly confess: "The ring finger seems to be a little more flexible."

"Don't play with it." Reed nodded, and stuffed a full bowl of rice into the man's hand, "I'll ask for leave for you, and I will return to Vettel with me for maintenance next month."

"Maintenance... It makes me sound like a large abandoned machine waiting for repair. Every time I pass by the airport security check on a business trip, the broken security check machine always beeps loudly. Do you know how embarrassing it is? Lu Ba stuffed it dissatisfied With a mouthful of rice in his mouth, "If it wasn't for blowing up that fortress—"

"—So I didn't prevent the United Nations of Fire Planet from building your statue within the leased land on my planet. To be honest, I feel stupid." With the towering stone statues rising from the ground, Reed said that he really couldn't understand the thinking circuit of the people on earth.

Lu Ba wanted to say something else, but at this moment, the anti-theft iron door finally sounded as if it was going to rotate, and Lu Chenchen let out a cheerful cry, and everyone at the dinner table turned their eyes to Lu Er, who was like a drowned rat, before he could ask What, there seems to be something wrong with Lu Ba's eyes when he caught a glimpse of Reed.

Taking a closer look, I found the answer under the coat that Lu Er was holding in his arms. Lu Ba: "Ah, hello—ah!"

Lu Er took the dry towel that Lilu handed over. After thanking him in a low voice, he carefully exposed the small animal wrapped in the military coat, and approached Reed: "Look, does this child have a family identity?"

Reed looked at the mechanical kitten in Lu Er's arms. The flame pattern on the silvery white forehead was very familiar. He had just approved the document a few days ago, and officially included this totem in the Vettel royal blacklist manual.The little kitten was also polite, bared its teeth calmly, and Reid twitched the corners of his mouth and sat back on the stool: "Where did it come from?"

"I picked it up downstairs. It was raining so heavily outside, and I saw it was so pitiful, so I brought it back." Lu Er put the kitten on the stool, ignoring that his bangs were still dripping, and took the dry thing in his hand first. The towel wiped the cat carefully.

"Since when do you think Vatel people can pick it up on Lianzai Street?" Lu Ba finally couldn't help it, and muttered in a low voice, "Why do you wipe it so clean, and it won't rust."

Lu Er ignored him, wiped the kitten clean on his own, and looked at Reed with bright eyes: "If I don't belong to the family, can I adopt him?"

"Of course not! You're crazy!" Lu Ba looked at Lu Er sympathetically, "Brother, can you be normal?"

Unexpectedly, Reed did not stand on his side, and unexpectedly nodded slowly: "Theoretically... it is possible."

"This is a small mechanical variant! Two, brother!" Lu Ba reminded through gritted teeth.

"Lilu was just like him when he was a child." Lu Er changed out of his wet clothes, and impatiently hugged the cleaned silver-white beautiful little mechanical cat to his lap, scratched its smooth and small chin, and looked at the kitten. He squinted his eyes with a little enjoyment, and felt in a good mood, "I hope it will be as good as Lilu in the future. Chenchen has another younger brother."

"..." Lu Bamian pressed the head of his swaying son expressionlessly, and taunted mercilessly: "Your uncle didn't mean to praise you, just eat your food honestly."

Lu Er: "What did Li Lu eat when he was a child?"

Lu Ba: "Don't tell me."

Lilu didn't hesitate to choose to hug the second uncle's thigh, and replied very cooperatively: "Fruit, and some ancient mammoth milk."

Lu Ba angrily gave Reid a hard look, and was immediately inexplicable with Reed who was silently and gracefully drinking the soup. Drinking soup can also ignite the upper body?

"Fruit is very expensive." Lu Er stuffed the last apple on hand under the kitten's paws first, and watched the kitten whimpering and gnawing on the apple, with a smile on his lips, "But usually I don't It’s too expensive, so I always save some. Is it okay to have two apples a day? In this case, only 100 yuan can be solved. If you get tired of it, it’s not impossible to change to other types of fruit on weekends.”

"A new modern version of the idiom story of the farmer and the snake." Lu Baxu babbled and put the soup in front of Lu Er, turned around and chewed the egg made by Reed, "I think I'm really going crazy .”

All sins are self-made.

Don't blame Yuelao for not having eyes, he is innocent! !

The author has something to say: it is the time of summer and winter in a year.The breath of summer has not yet dissipated, but the weather has become cooler, flocks of birds are flying by, and everything that needs to hibernate has not yet entered a complete hibernation state-this is a rare few days of good weather in Vettel every year.

And in such a good time, there are always some people who insist on doing some unsightly things.

"Ah...don't do this, uh...the waist will be broken!"

Vettel's tree of life has been shaking since this morning.The camera poked forward, and saw a white flesh body bending its calves in a humiliating posture among the densest branches and leaves. A pair of trousers reached the crotch, and the man's strong impact with the giant bulging veins exposed, Lu Ba raised his head slightly and breathed hard, holding Reed's neck with both hands, the red and swollen lips that were bitten, from time to time escaping complaints and ambiguity groans.

In this kind of place where people can see clearly when they look up...

"Uh——" The hairy head arched on his chest rolled the protrusion on one side of his chest into his lips and tongue, the cold saliva stimulated the red and swollen protrusion, and the man's soft tongue nimbly rolled up all the small protrusions, Let go, and then, as if playing, gently grab it with your ground teeth and pull it out.

And he actually made me laugh out loud.Lu Ba was so angry that he slapped Reed's face viciously: "Do you want to do it? If you don't do it, get the hell out—ah——"

The hardness in the body was pushed deeply into the deepest part of the body at the same moment when the words fell, and one could almost feel that the huge top was opening up a place that had never been there before.This depth made Reid also make a surprise low note. The giant still kept its original posture, feeling the tight inside biting its own utensils nervously. In front, the slender fingertips gently scratched the front end, and the fingertips were immediately stained with viscous transparent liquid.

Reed sneered deeply: "Why don't you do it? You bite me so tightly from the back, even from the front—"

Lu Ba moved his waist, and even raised his foot to kick him!

Reed quickly grasped his ankle, frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing, this is on a tree. What if you fall?"

During the words, there was no meaning of anger, but the full of desire was suppressed, and the voice was hoarse.Lu Ba rolled his eyes, moved his waist, and even took the initiative to meet the man's collision, and made a small sound again under the man's manipulation. Finally, he took a deep breath and said intermittently: "Quick, hurry up!" .Call it off and go back to—er, don’t push it there!”

The loud pounding sound of the body made him turn his face away red-faced, but the image of the obscene hole greedily swallowing up the man was constantly appearing in his mind, and the pink tender meat inside was dragged and squeezed back with the huge utensils coming in and out-I Fuck, blame this guy for insisting on doing it in front of the mirror yesterday...

"I'm going to let you shoot once with only the back," Reed said, and he actually let go of his front.

"Fart, how is such a thing possible—ahhhhh!"

That point in the deep part of the body was smashed and grinded from various angles, and the back finally began to secrete mucus slowly by itself, so in the movement of opening and closing, there was a small sound of water at some point, and finally it became more and more The louder it is, the more it overflows from the hole, and flows down the buttocks.

The tunnel in his body is getting hotter and hotter, and Reed can almost imagine the pink flesh wall inside wriggling and swallowing him layer by layer. Thinking of this, the utensils under his body seem to become harder, speeding up and strength, Roughly poked and fucked savagely every time.

That ruthlessness, as if he really wanted to destroy that greedy place.

"...Slow down...ah, you fucking, did you take the wrong medicine?" The unbearable panting, the physical collision was accompanied by the loud sound of water, and the lewd sound changed the holy breath of the tree of life, green and verdant The image of a symbol of new life in daily life, trembling slightly, covered up an ongoing sexual affair for the emperor of this planet.

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The extra episode of "King Kong Everywhere" is over.

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