The history of the cute baby's struggle

The closer they get, the closer their lips are, of course... Xiaoyan Baby's cute baby face has become distorted and deformed, and he was actually hatched from the egg of that handsome black-haired boy.Baby Chi Chenyan couldn't stand the stimulation anymore, Xiao Fei made a Xi Shi holding a heart shape with his hands, and fell down on his back!

When the two fathers are done making out, they feel that something is wrong, so Haitang and Yu can figure out why their new son is not moving. Aren't babies very active? His baby is so obedient .

The two fathers took a closer look, and his baby passed out!

"Oops, the baby passed out, it was fine just now." Yu hurriedly picked up Xiaoyan baby, his baby not only passed out, but also his face was particularly black, maybe he was poisoned.

Haitang was so anxious that she was about to cry. This baby was a treasure that he had spent hundreds of years hatching. "What's wrong with baby?"

Yu touched the baby's head and said, "It might be poisoned. What did you feed the baby?"

Haitang conjured up a big feeding bottle out of nowhere, pointed to the feeding bottle and said, "I have prepared the baby's essential food, Baby Gold Water, according to the Divine Beast Parenting Manual. This brand is the most expensive."

"Is it because the baby's food has spoiled? Our baby has food poisoning!" Yu felt that the matter was serious, "Hurry up and detoxify the baby."

Yu touched the ring on his hand, and saw a golden light flashing on the ring, and a round long-haired elf appeared waving his small wings. He asked politely, "Master, what do you want from Little G?"

"My baby has food poisoning, bring me the antidote potion I made last year." Yu ordered the little elf to get the medicine, but the little elf obediently disappeared, and after a while he appeared with an extra bottle in his hand.

Yu took the bottle and sniffed it under his nose without even looking at it, then he uncorked the bottle, picked up the little smoker baby, and poured it into the baby's mouth vigorously.

Baby Xiaoyan came back to life with a cough. He was struggling in a coma when he was choked awake by a strange drink.The little baby coughed violently and his face turned red.The big eyes with tears glared at the instigator, this Daddy Yu just wanted to choke him to death.

Seeing that his baby woke up, Yu immediately hugged the baby and comforted him, "I'll just say the baby has food poisoning. You see, I gave him the Millennium Hercules Water, and he woke up."

After Yu Gang finished speaking, he felt very wrong. Today, the antidote should be Baihualu. Why did he give the baby the Millennium Hercules Water? ⊙﹏⊙b sweat.But as long as the baby wakes up, it's good to wake up.

As soon as Haitang heard what Yu said, she snatched the baby over and reprimanded Yu very angrily: "How could you give the baby the wrong medicine? How did you get your doctor's qualification certificate? When you first pursued me, you said you said you Family medicine has been practiced for generations, you have a doctor's qualification certificate. But you give patients the wrong medicine every time!"

"I'm sorry." Yu immediately bowed his head and apologized honestly.

Haitang was still angry, and continued to train her husband: "It doesn't matter if you give others the wrong medicine, those patients will treat it as a practice for you, this is our little baby, what if the baby turns into a monster after taking your medicine."

"I'm sorry." Yu shrank his shoulders again, apologizing guiltily.

Baby Xiaoyan heard the conversation between the two fathers, he really wanted to faint again, but he was afraid that the half-hearted father would give him the wrong medicine, he struggled for a long time, and he decided not to faint.

Haitang suddenly remembered something, he slapped his head and exclaimed: "By the way, I forgot, according to the custom, if there is a baby in the family, you have to give them a red egg."

"Red-skinned eggs, my dear, I remember that the chickens we raise are now on strike and can't lay eggs." Yu hugged Xiaoyan and continued to tell the fact that his chickens hated the bad food and collectively protested by not laying eggs .

Haitang stood up abruptly, walked outside viciously, and said as she walked, "If they dare not lay eggs, I will directly stew them and give them away."

Yu was also anxious when he heard that, and quickly chased Haitang out with the baby in his arms, "My dear, we don't have much property left, don't kill those chickens!"

Haitang turned around with a smirk and stretched out her hand to grab the little elf G and threatened: "Little G, take out the egg urging powder for me, and fight against me, I won't let these chickens lay eggs until they are exhausted!"

Baby Xiaoyan nestled in Yu's arms completely speechless, God gave him a rebirth.And it is very good to him, giving him a fairly perfect family, at least now his parents, uh, father and father are still alive.But why are his parents such dragons, and why is his family so poor.Baby Xiaoyan has now remembered that the chickens kept in the corner room of the yard are his family's valuable property.

The chicken coops in the chicken coop were arranged very neatly. The poor chickens hugged together under the threat of Haitang, trembling with fright. The chickens that were on strike immediately flew back to their nests, and began to hold back their strength, cooing and cooing to prepare to lay eggs.

Haitang put away the medicine bottle, hugged Xiaoyan Baby and said to some chickens: "Don't be in a hurry to lay eggs, I want everyone to get to know my son, he will be your new master from now on, remember, for the beautiful and lovely new Master wants to lay red eggs!"

When the chickens heard this, they all gave Haitang a supercilious look, why didn't you say you wanted red eggs earlier!So these chickens all ran into a basin filled with red potion and began to drink water, and then they ran back to their nests one after another, and then they blushed and laid eggs.

Cuckoo, cluck, cluck, after a while, all the chickens after laying eggs stood up and placed the red eggs one by one in front of Haitang, Haitang finally nodded in satisfaction.

"It turns out that raw red-skinned eggs drink red potion, so do green-skinned eggs drink green potion?" Baby Xiao Yan's thirst for knowledge was so strong, he stared wide-eyed, his face full of surprise.

Baby Xiaoyan thought, what kind of world did he come to?Harry Potter episode NNN?

Haitang felt that his baby was so smart, so he hugged Xiaoyan baby and kissed it vigorously, and said with a smile, "That's right!"

Yu and Haitang hugged their newly hatched Xiaoyan baby, carrying a basket full of red-skinned eggs, and then the three of them walked out of the gate to deliver the eggs.

Baby Xiaoyan is in the arms of his father, and he can see clearly what the world he came to is like.The ancient streets are similar to those mentioned in the novel, and the architectural style is a combination of Chinese and Western, with Eastern and Western architecture.Then there are a lot of stalls and shops, and there are a lot of people coming and going to buy things.

This is a rough look. If you look closely, most of the people on the street are good-looking and say that Baby Xiaoyan likes beautiful people the most. His eyes are not enough to see beautiful people now. The baby’s heart is like a wolf. The hey hey laughter, the future will be long hey hey...

Imagine a family of three on the street, a handsome man with white hair and a handsome man with black hair, holding a white and tender baby in their arms. This baby is still tilting his cute head and curiously Looking at everything carefully, especially when the baby saw his uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters all opening their small mouths to give him a big smile.

All of a sudden, men, women and children on the street were excited, "Haitang, is this your baby? It's so cute."

"This baby has been hatched for hundreds of years, and finally came out of its shell. It's so beautiful. Come and hug me."

The uncle who wants to hug Xiaoyan has a thick back, a big face, and curly hair. Such an appearance is definitely not Xiaoyan's taste.So Xiaoyan Baby resolutely refuses to be hugged by a bear!

Yu didn't know what his son was thinking, so he generously stuffed Xiaoyan into Uncle Xiong's arms.With tears in his eyes, Baby Xiaoyan looked at Yu sadly, Daddy Yu, you are not kind, how could you push your son into the fire pit!

But baby Xiaoyan touched Uncle Bear's clothes, it looked very valuable, so cute.Then Baby Xiaoyan smiled sweetly at Uncle Duxiong, able to squeeze out honey, and the four characters "I want a gift" popped out of his eyes.

Uncle Xiong received a call all of a sudden, and said very generously: "Yu, I know your family is poor, how about this, I will give you the crib that my child does not use."

This gift was beyond Xiaoyan's expectations. According to Xiaoyan's intention, it is best to give him a golden unicorn lock or something.What to do with a bed that someone else used!How stingy, wasting my big smile in vain.

Seeing her baby being praised, Haitang was very happy and gave the eggs in her basket to those kind neighbors and friends.Neighbors and friends also gave them some congratulatory gifts, such as baby quilts, blankets, blankets, baby food and so on.

After a whole day of tossing, baby Xiaoyan was hungry and tired, and he touched his stomach with his wowoo hand, and then the baby said to his two fathers, "I'm hungry."

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4. [3] Crops and trees...

The two fathers are parents for the first time and have little experience, but there is a parenting manual for baby dragons. Yu and Haitang study infant food very seriously.Baby Gold Water is a must-have food, but Baby Gold Water is too expensive to be a luxury, and they can't afford it.

In the end, Yu lowered his head completely and lamented: "The best gold coin for baby's gold water is a barrel, and the baby needs to drink at least a lot of barrels a month, we can't afford it."

Haitang tossed aside the book introducing products for infants and young children, they had no money, what should they do?correct!Haitang suddenly thought of a good way, he patted Yu's slumped shoulder