mermaid rude

F University has spent a lot of effort in the construction of the mermaid building. The sound insulation equipment is many times better than the ordinary dormitory in the pigeon cage. It is estimated that the earthquake will not wake people up.

Qiao Bin chose dormitory 1111. The dormitory is about 150 square meters. The bathroom provides 24-hour hot water. The bathtub is big enough for four big men to enter the water at the same time. went.

In addition, there are LCD TVs, LCD computers, stereos, massage chairs and other electronic equipment in the dormitory. Sitting in front of the computer desk, Qiao Bin thought to himself that being a mermaid is actually quite good.He didn't bring a computer with him when he signed up, and he's been hanging out with Zhao Ying this semester. The number of times is too many, and he feels a little sorry.

"Are you satisfied?" Lan Hao asked after putting down Qiao Bin's luggage.

"Yeah." Qiao Bin nodded, "It's just a bit empty, but the treatment of the mermaid F is really good."

"Hehe." Lan Hao walked to the window, his face darkened, and he pulled up the curtain with a "crash", thinking that someone was peeping with a telescope helmet, and he had to be dealt with later.

The mermaid building has a total of 20 floors. There are only two mermaids living there, including Qiao Bin, but there are quite a few people living in it. In order to ensure the safety of Chen Qiao, the Duke's Mansion allocated a team of 20 people to form a guard for Chen Qiao. Qiao, these people usually live on the first floor of the mermaid building.They are equipped with real guns and live ammunition, and when they are bored, they will ask the director of the mermaid building to beat teeth, raise birds and so on.

When Lan Hao entrusted Qiao Bin to them, they said that the burden on their shoulders was even heavier.Of course, many jokes were made.

For example--

Qiao Bin likes to walk on two legs. He has been used to treating himself as a man since he was a child, and it is these legs that caused the trouble.How should I put it, they are all natural mermaids. Chen Qiao has a tail to remind himself that I am a mermaid, and Qiao Bin has no such awareness at all.

Early the next morning, he came down from the dormitory, and when he walked to the gate, the captain of the Guards held a gun to his forehead.

"Who? He actually touched the mermaid building!"

Qiao Bin was dumbfounded, he raised his hands: "I'm Qiao Bin."

"Isn't Qiao Bin a mermaid?" The captain of the guards had only seen the back of Qiao Bin's mermaid version briefly, and had no idea that his legs and fish tails were interchangeable. He said viciously, "Don't try to lie to me." In fact, it's not his fault. Qiao Bin's face doesn't look like a mermaid.

Qiao Bin wanted to cry, but in the end, under the staring eyes of the guards, he used the phone number of the building manager to call for Lan Hao to rescue him.

Since Qiao Bin moved in, there were more people wandering downstairs of the mermaid building.

The F University campus network server crashed N times, and the posts were refreshed at a rate of [-] per second.Qiao Bin's date of birth, birth date, and hobbies are listed.Following Chen Qiao's mermaid forum, the school's official forum specially opened a personal forum for Qiao Bin, which contains Qiao Bin's information. Except for the top-ranking post, the bottom ones are all self-explosive personal information, asking for friends, Looking for a date.

Qiao Bin was very interested at the beginning. He is cheerful and likes to make friends, but he clicked on each one, and they all talked about his family background, how outstanding he is, what honors he has won, and what medals. It was tasteless.

It's not exhausting to make friends like this.

Time passed day by day, withered and yellow leaves fell from the branches, and New Year's Day was coming. Although the final exams were busy after New Year's Day, the students were still looking forward to the New Year's Day celebration.The student union was very busy preparing this and that. Liu Zhen hadn't taken pictures of mermaids with a camera for many days. In his words, Lan Hao was busy with his wife and threw all the work on him.

After Xiao Douding delivered the materials, she walked in with her face flushed by the cold wind.

"Did you give Chen Qiao the program list?" Liu Zhen poured him a cup of hot water.

"Well, senior Chen Qiao said that he will host the show this year and won't perform any more!" Xiao Douding sipped his tea and touched the photo on his chest. It's so good. Just now, he exchanged a photo with senior Chen Qiao using Li Hai's secret!

"What?" Liu Zhen opened his mouth wide, "I haven't been hacked to death yet! Most of them came here to dance with Senior Chen Qiao!" Better than the pros.In addition to his identity as a natural mermaid, the school celebration lecture hall is full of people every year, and countless people outside the school are involved.

"Senior Chen Qiao is busy making battle plans! I don't have time." Xiao Douding changed to a cushioned seat and sat down.

"What kind of battle plan does he have as a mermaid?" Liu Zhen had a headache.

"Chasing someone!" Xiao Douding said with a smile, shaking his legs.

Liu Zhen was stunned—the mermaid is going to take the initiative to attack, TAT, the world has collapsed!

Liu Zhen thinks about it, Chen Qiao doesn't have time, isn't there a new mermaid in the school?Taking some time off, he told Lan Hao his thoughts, and Lan Hao agreed after thinking about it for a while. It was too hard for him to catch Qiao Bin every day, so he might as well find an excuse to tie him up!

after the bell rang

"Mr. Huang, I haven't figured out this plan. Let's take this as an example. Although our army is standing in this position, it is out of the enemy's range, but this is the northern plain of country X. The climate is dry and it is very vulnerable to sandstorms." Attack..." Qiao Bin pointed to the combat command map on the courseware and asked for advice.

"You are right. In fact, the wind is God's hand that throws sand. I personally participated in the battle you just mentioned. I was just an ordinary soldier at that time..." After Professor Huang finished his explanation, he smiled. He asked Qiao Bin, "How is your preparation for the final exam?"

Qiao Bin joked: "90.00% of the nines have been prepared."

After Professor Huang left with the book in his arms, Zhao Ying poked Qiao Bin on the back: "Student Qiao, I have to remind you of one thing."

Qiao Bin wondered: "Say it, why are you so serious?"

"Although we live together and take classes together, your student status is not in our college." In other words, your name is not on the teacher's roster, so it is strange that you have a score for this course in the final exam.

Qiao Bin turned to look at Zhao Ying sadly: "You broke my heart, TAT."

Zhao Ying smiled: "I have nothing to say."

Qiao Bin raised his hands and shouted loudly, "Let the storm come more violently!"

Zhao Ying rolled her eyes: "The transcript is to be sent home!"

Think about your freehand brushwork, think about your meticulous brushwork.

Qiao Bin also collapsed!

Dejectedly walking out with his head down, a touch of red appeared in front of his eyes, Qiao Bin raised his head, and in front of him stood a shy boy holding roses.

"That..." The boy blushed before he could say anything.

This baby really looks like Li Hai, Qiao Bin thought.

"Give it to me? Thank you." Qiao Bin was not a difficult person either. He accepted the flowers and said with a smile.

"Well, my name is Jody, and I'm from the School of Medicine." The boy looked down at his shoes.

"Same surname as mine, buddy!" Qiao Bin patted him on the shoulder, and saw Lan Hao waving at him not far away, "I'm leaving first!"

"Okay." The boy said cautiously.

"He doesn't seem to have heard what I said behind." Zhao Ying looked at the empty classroom and gave Wang Peng a hug.

"I also think that mermaids will fail." Wang Peng yawned, "I slept all afternoon, so full."

"You pig!" Zhao Ying said contemptuously.

In Qiao Bin's first 18 years, he never thought that he would be so popular one day.

Look, the red roses sent by this classmate are so beautiful, you can give his model a fragrant rose bath.

"How many times have I told you, don't accept other people's flowers!" Lan Hao ran over angrily holding the phone, wanting to smash the flowers into the trash can.

"Who made you angry, and let me vent your anger again, for the tenth time." Qiao Bin said angrily.

"XD, there are still ten holdings in your hands." Lan Haoxin said, he robbed thousands of children and eight hundred in the middle of the journey.

After Qiao Bin dropped his vest, the people who were begging for hook-ups went HIGH. Liu Zhen estimated that if he pulled these people into the line, he could go around the perimeter of F University.

"Senior, why are you looking for me this time?" Qiao Bin said, Lan Hao has been dragging him around all the time these days, and he is not from the student union, so he sorted out the materials, arranged the final exam room, sorted out the program list and so on. Yes, Lan Hao came to him for help.

"The school celebration is here, I want you to put on a show!" Lan Hao stared angrily at the eye-catching rose.

Qiao Bin was embarrassed: "Are you sure? I'm someone who can sing "Two Tigers" out of tune!"

"Good boy, no one asked you to sing." Lan Hao smiled.

"I've read the program schedule, isn't there so many programs? I'm just making up for it!" Qiao Bin scratched his head, trying to make Lan Hao retreat.

"If you don't go, you have to go. Mermaids are responsible for being treated well. You must know that you are the invisible facade of F University." Lan Hao carried out the kidnapping plan.

"Is senior Chen Qiao going to the stage too?" Qiao Bin rolled his eyes.

"Well, he is the host, he must be on stage!" Lan Hao stroked Qiao Bin's hair, "Heaven will send a great responsibility to everyone, so you must first work hard..."

"Toil your muscles and bones, starve your body, empty your body, and disturb your actions, so you are tempted to endure, and you have benefited from what you can't... I can recite it too, so you can shut up." Qiao Bin always felt that was designed.

"Hehe." Lan Hao succeeded in his goal and didn't mind being spurned by him, "What are you going to perform?"

"Magic!" Qiao Bin pouted.

"It's unbelievable that you can do magic tricks!" Lan Hao said in surprise.

"Hey, you can't perform my magic?" Qiao Bin showed his white teeth.

"Uh...what magic?" Lan Hao asked curiously.

"Transformation! It's actually quite simple, you don't even need to prepare, you put a box on the spot, I walk in with my legs, and I can come out as a mermaid!"

Lan Hao raised his forehead: "It's true that you don't even need to prepare!"

Even Chen Qiao can't learn your special skills!

"Where are you going next?" Lan Hao asked calmly.

"I'm going to find my teacher who majored in traditional Chinese painting. Xiao Douding and the others have handed in their homework, so it's up to me." Qiao Bin shrugged.

"You have homework on you? Let me see your masterpiece!" Lan Hao asked curiously, really wanting to know what Qiao Bin can draw.

"Actually, I'm quite satisfied!" Qiao Bin took out two pieces of antiseptic silk from the plastic bag, and said in awe, "I spent a whole night designing this!"

Lan Hao glanced at it, and suddenly felt that his future was bleak!

Who can tell him why on the screen——

There's a fluffy duck in a Gundam (Mech) catching mice.

"That, Qiao Bin!" Lan Hao took a deep breath and told himself to stay calm.

"Tell me." Qiao Bin smiled and waited for the compliment.

"Why is the duck catching the mouse, not the cat catching the mouse!"

"I don't know either!" Qiao Bin said cheerfully, "You can catch dogs, why can't you catch ducks?"

Lan Hao Qingjin: Who told you that dogs can catch mice, I'll fuck you up (actually, he really wants to...).

"Senior, have you not slept well recently? You have dark circles under your eyes!" Qiao Bin said.

"If you hadn't lost your horse, wouldn't I be able to sleep well!" Lan Hao complained. Ever since Qiao Bin's vest fell off, he had to guard against wolves and arrest people every day. He had to get up and run at five o'clock in the Military Academy Fuck, the student union has something to do, so there is no time to rest.

The tragedy of His Royal Highness tells us——

vest is important

This is a must-have for home travel and murder!

Comrades, it is terrible to fall off a horse!

Please cover your vest!

Otherwise, you will suffer the resentment of His Royal Highness!

Finally, why ducks again!