Online games are waiting for you to take the bait

A group of babes with the name of the Mad gang on their heads danced around the swimsuit female number.

[Nearby] Little Nurse Made: Boss, you didn't notify us when you came back!

[Nearby] Magic Stick: Are you my wife? Why should I notify you?

[Nearby] Little Slimy Made: Boss, you didn't notify us of using the transvestite account!

[Nearby] God stick: Isn't it afraid that using a male account is too handsome to provoke girls to chase everywhere!

[Nearby] Old Doctor Mad: Boss, you built a gang and didn't notify us!

[Nearby] God stick: Isn't the warehouse too small and the poor can only build a gang warehouse for gangs!

[Nearby] Ma De is weak: Boss, you don't have any clothes to wear and don't notify us!

[Nearby] God Stick: Isn't that too ugly? How can it be worthy of me!

Crowd:  …

After the gag was over, the time for the team leader to become famous also passed, and because Tian Yu attacked after becoming popular, the attacking time was extended, so the red name has not disappeared, so the magic stick put away the knife in his hand, and ran to In front of Tian Yu, he quickly became popular, and when he was in high form, he used two sword skills and smashed towards Tian Yu.

Although Tian Yu is at the full level, the equipment is not very good, especially the defense equipment. It can't withstand the armor piercing of the magic stick, and half of the health bars are down after only two hits.He could see that the magic stick had deliberately attacked him while he was still famous, so that the punishment for murder would be greatly reduced, but he didn't dare to fight back, and just watched his blood bar drop.Although the magic stick was not wearing any equipment, the weapon in his hand was not ordinary, and it knocked the motionless male number to the ground in a few hits.

The man in front of the computer who controlled the Shemale account breathed out, then slumped his face and frowned again, the other party remained motionless, and his own skills were useless, it was like beating someone to death, it was too boring.Then he turned the angle of the screen again, and clicked on the female account with the name [Qingfengmingyue] on her head with the mouse. From the game, it was obvious that his character turned his head and stared at her.

The female number realized that the magic stick was staring at her, and quickly stepped back into the crowd. The man in front of the computer sneered, let go of the mouse and started typing.

[Nearby] God stick: I don't hit women, don't be afraid. (*^＿＿^*) But it’s best not to get up when the corpse is lying on the ground. I haven’t played the game of chasing thousands of miles for a long time o((≧▽≦o)

After he finished typing, he ignored the woman, and the game character's eyes turned to Tian Yu again.

[Nearby] God Stick: Alright Tianyu, I'm coming out, you don't have to embarrass little V anymore.

[Nearby] Tian Yu: President?

[Nearby] Magic stick: NO, NO, it should be the former president^_^

The conversation between the two caused an uproar, not only those from the Mad Squad, but also people from many other gangs who had played online games for a few years were talking about it.

Shen Wei had just returned to China, and he was just Xiaobai again. Of course, he didn't know anything, but Qiao Mingzhe knew a little bit. When Qiao Mingzhe heard about Shen Wei, he went to check it out and learned about Shen Wei's many "brilliant" games. Deeds", but after all, he is an outsider and doesn't know much, but it is enough to chatter a few words in front of Shen Wei.

Qiao Mingzhe was completely confused.Who would deliberately ask a friend in the game who hangs out with her almost every day how legendary her past is? It is enough to know that she is famous from hearsay. While envious, jealous and hated, she only thinks about how to surpass her. How can she think of finding out how she is? What did you do after becoming famous?

Qiao Mingzhe looked at the crowd who could be described as "heap" in the game screen even though they had walked a lot, suddenly felt a little dazed, and felt that he was standing in front of a group of people with the name of the Yanbai gang behind him, like a fool Just like watching a play.

The group of people on the opposite side kept talking to themselves, as if other than their gods, other people had nothing to do with them, completely forgetting that the reason for gathering here today was to coordinate the conflict between Yanzhu and the small team.Then why are you still standing here?But let's leave, and I feel strangely uncomfortable in my heart.

He switched the chat box to the gang channel.

Everyone in the gang is talking about different things, but the theme is the same, that is, gods.Qiao Mingzhe looked at the staff, Crazy Pig is online.Crazy Pig Qiao Mingzhe knew an earlier friend in the game, so he called his name and asked him.

[Gang] Flame Biter_Underworld: Dead pig, who is that guy called God Stick?

[Gang] Crazy Pig: Listen to them saying that they should be the cheaters of the Yangtze River and Lake.Speaking of the national PK competition held by XX company a few years ago, the president and two vice presidents of the gods went, didn't you go too?Should have seen them.

[Gang] Flame Eater_Underworld: So the god isn't that perverted woman in charge? ==

[Gang] Crazy Pig: Damn, you only have Niu Cong in your eyes ==

After being reminded by Crazy Pig, Qiao Mingzhe's thoughts drifted back to the huge PK competition a few years ago, and his body suddenly trembled unconsciously.

In that competition, the Grand Council could allocate two to three places to directly participate in the finals, while Qiao Mingzhe participated in the name of an individual, so he went through online auditions for more than half a year.Fighting and killing all the way was pretty high. On the day of the finals, I was also very excited. For the first time, I went to straighten out the otaku hair that I had stored for a long time. He is a handsome guy who looks serious when he is properly dressed. Flew to the B city headquarters to compete.

That day, when the lottery was drawn and there were 15 minutes left to enter the venue, Qiao Mingzhe looked left and right, walked around the venue a few times, thinking that before the game started, he would wash his face and refresh himself—well, he admitted that he was nervous I had a little urgency to urinate; as soon as I entered the toilet, I found a woman in it!He was so startled that he called the female hooligan on the spot—well, he admitted that he thought that the MM had made a mistake at the time, so he molested a few words, but it turned out that he had made the wrong move afterwards; as a result, the seemingly thin MM came up and froze. On his shoulder, he bent his knee and kicked a certain vital part of his body firmly. The pain made him almost faint. When he recovered his blood while holding the wall, he realized that the game had been forfeited because one player had been absent for more than 10 minutes. The other side won without a fight, shit!

Although that MM is really straight, with flaxen curly hair, a beautiful little face, and a slender and bumpy figure... Hey, don't think about it, no matter how straight, it doesn't make him think of "a certain part" now I still feel a little pain...

When Qiao Mingzhe switched back to the nearby channel, the white words were swiped a lot.

[Nearby] God stick: Tianyu, please don't say such embarrassing words like "you will always be the president in my eyes", I am too old to stand it (help the forehead)

At this moment, the person operating the Tianyu in front of the computer probably has a few catties of sweat dripping from his heart. He is indeed the president who has the best relationship with Sister Wei, and both of them have the same virtue when they talk. =|||

[Nearby] Tianyu: Brother Feng said, as long as you come back, you will be the president.

[Nearby] Magic Stick: Are you sure it's Brother Feng and not Crazy? (star eyes)

[Nearby] Tianyu: ==||||||President, we are not trying to embarrass Sister Wei this time...

[Nearby] God Stick: I know, isn't his purpose just to lure me out?

[Nearby] Tianyu: Since you know the reason, President, then...

[Nearby] Magic Stick: Then I won’t blame you guys, you’ll let them come over and practice with me alone, and I’ll be relieved after killing them four or five times, I really don’t blame you guys, really ╮(╯- ╰)╭

[Nearby] Tian Yu: ...

[Nearby] God Stick: The goal has been achieved, and you still haven't shown up?

[Nearby] Tian Yu: He's not here.

not there?snort.The man in front of the computer smiled, looked at the empty apartment, stretched his waist, and moved his stiff neck before returning to the computer.

[Nearby] Magic Stick: Oh, my husband is back, and he will scold me again when he sees me playing games.Tianyu, please do me a favor, either stay in the guild, or quit the guild automatically.Don't pursue this matter any further. If there is any loss that cannot be coordinated, ask me for reimbursement.Little V, if they make trouble again, I will come up tomorrow to solve it.

[Nearby] Big Fatty Made: What kind of horse? !husband? !Boss, you made a typo!

[Nearby] Magic Stick: No (laughs)

[Nearby] Big Fat Man Made: Did you go to the Netherlands for sex reassignment surgery? !It was normal to see you in the hospital that day!

[Nearby] God Stick: You still don't know why I left God?I'm gay, and I've been disliked by others^_^ Okay, let's not talk about it, I'm offline, if I don't log off, I will be miserable at night.Little V, the fat man should have given you my phone number, right?Call in a while.

Seeing the line sent by the magic stick in the chat box, Shen Wei was startled, but the others didn't respond at all.When he switched to all the channels, he saw the news flying all over the sky and suddenly realized that people were all crowded into the gang and world channels, swiping the screen one after another, scrolling up before he could see what he was saying...

Shen Wei saw that the magic stick was motionless, and guessed that he might have gone offline, but he was very worried, so he sent a message.

[Private chat] You quietly said to the magic stick: Stick stick, are you down yet?

The private chat was successfully sent, and the other party was still online, not only did not go offline, but also replied quickly.

[Private chat] The magic stick quietly said to you: Not yet.

[Private chat] You quietly confront the stick, are you okay?Are you, what you just said true?

[Private chat] The magic stick whispers to you: Guess.Ha ha.

[Private chat] You whispered to the god stick: stick stick, stick stick, the gang and the world have fallen out, have you seen it?Hey, I think you should go offline, it's too messy now! (crazy)

[Private chat] The magic stick whispers to you: I'm not going down now, I'm waiting for someone.

Shen Wei paused for a moment with her hand pressing the keyboard, and scratched her head with a wrinkled face.The magic stick said just now that he was going offline, was it a lie?Now that you have to wait for someone, who are you waiting for?