The Fairy Age of Online Games

Excited, Shen Yan grabbed the insect emperor on the top of the tree and patted, pinched, and stomped, lamenting how elastic the little thing in his hand was.After dispelling the depression of the past few days, the little fox flicked his paws and let it go home generously, while he ran down the tree and happily went to old man Cui to hand in the task.

In the next few days, every day during the day, Shen Mandrill completed the training tasks with full energy and high standards; in the dead of night at night, he worked diligently with a smirk on his face, preparing for his revenge plan.Estimating that the work would be completed after the training was over on the last day, and the fruits of victory would be reaped, Shen Zhi felt as happy as a bird dancing in his heart.

But this happiness didn't last, because the last training item turned out to be swimming? !

Everyone will create an image in their hearts for people to worship. He is smart and wise, he treats people generously, he is brave and fearless, and he is omnipotent.However, there are many things in the world that make people feel regretful.So there can be wise men, benevolent men, brave men, and holy men in this world, but there can never be perfect men.If so, he is God.As Balzac said: "Only disasters are perfect in the world."

For example, Shen Xiaohu, who is unparalleled in his beauty, exceptionally intelligent, and astounded in the business world, can be described as erudite and versatile, capable of eighteen martial arts, but there is only one weakness, which interrupts his path to becoming a god, and that is swimming. In layman's terms, he is an out-and-out landlubber.

When you hit the water, you can only sink to the bottom.You say that's fine, you can dive with all the equipment.It's a pity that Shen Mandrill, with the oxygen cylinder on his back, could neither float to the surface nor dive to the bottom of the water more than 2 meters deep, so he could only stay in the middle without embarrassment or embarrassment.

So when Old Fox Cui brought them little foxes to Luojian and let them practice swimming in the lake under the stream, Shen Yao wanted to die.

The sparkling water of the lake is a little golden, and there are occasional red fish frolicking in the crystal-clear lake.Shen Yan poked his head out to look at himself in the lake, with a pointed face, long beard, and sly eyes, revealing a sense of spirituality.Naughty, he poked lightly on the water shadow with his sharpened nails, creating circular ripples.As soon as the cool breeze blows, it is so pleasant!but……

Shen little fox drew back his wet paws, looked at the sparkling lake in front of him, and thought to himself angrily: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That's enough, it's okay to learn how to swim, is it true that the sky is jealous of the talent and wants to kill him?"

Cui Daode is worthy of being the head of the Cui family, he is really a person with a strong "moral sense".It is a high standard and strict requirement to treat these foxes that I am responsible for. It does not have to be compared with concentration camps, but it is also similar to special forces.Kick these little foxes into the lake neatly one by one.When encountering someone like Shen Mandrill who would not go into the water even if he was holding on to the grass roots, he just pulled his tail and threw the fox with a spoonful of grass into the middle of the lake, which was farther from the shore.

While pulling out a handkerchief from nowhere to wipe away the unnecessary tears on his face, he lamented that seeing everyone struggling so hard in the water, he, the teacher, felt sorry for him more than anyone else, but in order for everyone to achieve higher achievements in the future, he had to come up with this bad plan , next time be cruel.Even if everyone doesn't understand it now, he will definitely endure the humiliation and unswervingly urge everyone from the sidelines to exercise well and strive for future success.On one side, he kicked the little fox that had been dug back to the shore with a dog and flew into the water again.

Not to mention the hustle and bustle here, but turn to the situation after our cute little fox Shendiao fell into the middle of the lake.

Because of the momentary haste, Shen Yan choked hard, and his wet hair dragged him down as if filled with lead, which directly caused him to persist for a shorter time than usual, and soon "grunt" Gulu" began to fill the stomach with water, sinking straight down.

Probably the principle that stupid people have stupid blessings is manifesting, and the designers of the game company did not expect that there are such people who can't swim. In short, Shen Yan went to the bottom of the lake ten meters below the center of the lake smoothly. , A sudden suction force brought him to the center of the lake.

At the bottom of the lake is a jade-necked bottle buried under the mud, and the only bottle left in the lake is continuously absorbing the cool lake water.Shen Mandrill, who was already in a semi-comatose state, suddenly felt something sucking him in, struggled to open his eyes and saw that it was a jade neck bottle, and it seemed to be very valuable.

The profiteer's essence buried deep in his body exploded quickly, his eyes shone with green light, like two searchlights at the bottom of the dark water, which meant that death should be worthwhile.His body was full of infinite strength as if he had eaten spinach, and he grabbed the mouth of the bottle with his claws and pulled it out of the mud, putting it in his pocket.Afterwards, the power dissipated, a white light flashed, and Shen Yan drowned to death with a satisfied smile.

It turned out that because of the closed location of the Nursing Valley, although there is a stream to provide water, there is no stream to discharge the excess water, so a super baby that can control water was buried under the lake to absorb the excess water and maintain a normal life. No floods occurred.

However, since it is not for sucking up the lake, the suction of the bottle is not very strong. If it hadn’t been for Cui’s father who hadn’t estimated that his swimming skills were so poor that he couldn’t even dog-plan, and threw him so close to the center on a whim If he came here to hone Shen Mandrill, he would never find the location of the Jade Neck Vase by such a coincidence.Coupled with the sudden outburst of the profiteer's nature, he has immeasurable dying power, otherwise this treasure will not be available at all.

Because according to the original mission plan, a person who is a very good swimmer needs to dive to a depth of ten meters, search the bottom of the water or by chance to find the jade neck bottle, and then rely on digging tools to get the treasure.Not to mention whether anyone would be so bored to go diving in the pool, just to say that the task process would take several times of shuttles between the water surface and the bottom to complete, but I didn’t expect that it would be cracked by a face-to-face encounter by Shen Yan, the design The personnel were almost pissed off.

The little fox wakes up from the resurrection point in the village in a daze, remembers the "funeral object" he got before he died, and examines it carefully: Guanyin bottle (immortal), can hold hundreds of water, divide it and put it away, and don't drop it after recognizing the owner , cannot be stolen, cannot be traded.

Tsk tsk, this is a good thing, it can contain wine, water, and medicine. If I suck up the water in the lake, I can get whatever water monsters or underwater treasures I want, hehehe...

After wiping off the suspicious liquid left at the corner of his mouth, the little fox bounced and stored the Guanyin bottle in the warehouse.You ask why you don’t directly recognize the Lord?I despise ing, I don't know it's so simple, because the recognition of the master requires blood, but he is afraid of pain.For this kind of self-mutilation behavior, Shen Mandrill explained: "I'm not mentally ill, and I don't lack anything in my brain. Why do I have nothing to do with self-harm. I can use other methods to recognize the Lord!"

Although these words dragged a large number of people into the ranks of mentally ill and mentally handicapped, the painless confession method invented by Shen Mandrill was still widely passed down.You have to ask why?Nonsense, if there is a way to avoid pain, then there is something wrong with it.

This incident fully proves how correct it is to listen to the party (Shen Mandrill) and follow the party (Shen Mandrill).This is for a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.