The Fairy Age of Online Games

No one has ever seen what a phoenix looks like, but we can get a unified impression from many ancient books: phoenix is ​​also a divine bird.Hongqian, scaled back, snake neck, fish tail, stork voice, dragon pattern, turtle back, swallow jaw, chicken beak.The five colors are prepared, the eight winds are resounding, and the air is in response to the rain.Tongtianzhi, Yingdiling, rhythm of five tones, and reading of nine virtues.See the peace of the world.

In summary, the Phoenix is ​​a symbol of beauty, wisdom and auspiciousness.

What a magnificent scene that such a divine bird was born! "Han Shu Wang Mang Biography" once said: "Manna comes from the world, sweet springs come out from the ground, phoenixes come to ceremony, and gods descend to gather."

So the seven foxes were so excited when they saw the eggshell shattering, it was as if they were watching the birth of their own child—it was like a dream for a mortal to be able to witness the birth of the legendary bird. Unimaginable things, no matter who will inevitably be nervous, even if this is just a game.

I saw that the color of the eggshell became brighter and more intense, and the surrounding air also became scorching hot, almost drying the human body, and the cracks that criss-crossed like blood vessels seemed to be bursting out of flames!

Suddenly, fluffy flames spurted out from the cracks in the eggshell and shot upwards, and a phantom of nothingness made of flames slowly appeared in front of the seven people——

What a miscellaneous sparrow!

That's right, a sparrow.There is no grace and elegance, no glory, no regal aura, here is only an ugly sparrow with mixed colors and dull feathers, who only looks down and looks beautiful!

Can you understand the huge gap between the brilliant opening and the bleak reality at the end?It's like drinking a pot of soup happily, only to find a fly at the bottom of the pot, which is unacceptable.

"Sister-in-law, I remember you said that your pet is a phoenix..." Xiao Yao turned her stiff neck and asked shyly.

The fox raised his eyebrows, and replied coolly: "Yeah, I don't know how to become a sparrow. But when I first saw him, he looked like a coquettish little sparrow. It makes sense that he looks like a sparrow in his original form."

The little bird who had been scorning everyone screamed angrily: "Sparrow?! You called me sparrow again! Don't think I won't recognize you after you reincarnated, you are disgusting, despicable, sinister and cunning , all kinds of evil, vulgar and vulgar, full of bad water, the chief culprit who caused me to degenerate into infancy, do you know that you have seriously offended the majesty of our noble, sacred, magnificent, and favored Phoenix family. If it is not for the favor of the Supreme God You, I have already killed you ten thousand times!"

The fox squinted his eyes and grinned grinningly: "Just because you are a foolish sparrow who is neither male nor female, arrogant, bratty, narcissistic, talks like shit, doesn't know how to raise etiquette, and can only add definite words before the subject, what do you think? Kill me [-] times? The brain is full of feces, and the cerebellum is full of water! Oh, there is no brain at all.

A life form with incomplete evolution, the source of the term "spit", the strongest waste material in the history of demons, a scourge that ruins the reputation of compatriots, and the descendants of the ancestors who are ashamed!A rubbish guy like you who wants to commit suicide will only be advised not to leave a dead body to avoid polluting the environment. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly kill half of the advanced creatures in the world. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a dumb person can teach you how to speak. When you raise your head at night, the moon will not dare to come out, and the bursting talisman will be ashamed to blew up when it sees you, and you will be demonized voluntarily to leave you. "

After finishing speaking, the fox hummed arrogantly, and told the bird with contemptuous eyes: "I despise you!".

The little bird with a huge difference in the number of paragraphs choked so hard that it couldn't speak a complete sentence for a long time with trembling wings, "you, you, you".In the end, he simply let out a howl of "嗤", and rushed to the fox, intending to appeal to force.

It was just pity for him, halfway he was slapped and slapped back to the plate by the white tiger who was eager to protect his wife, reflecting the famous poem - "Phoenix "oil" on the Phoenix Stage."

Huo Bao also felt the same (?) and shed two heroic tears: "That's the fried cabbage I managed to grab!"

Seeing this, the kind-hearted feast selflessly gave his "definitely blessed future" to hug him to comfort his injured heart.No matter how small the gills are, they are still meat! ~~

Taking advantage of the chaos, the fox leaned comfortably next to the white tiger, forced the pet to be nicknamed Xiaoniao, and then triumphantly watched the little bird struggled out of the vegetable leaves, and was knocked down by the system prompt again, laughing uncontrollably.Hmph, fight with me, you are still a little tender!

However, this disaster is not enough to appease the anger of the fox, let the storm come more violently!It can be regarded as a good discipline for Xiaoniao's parents. When the time comes to ask his father for a stroke, he will be more confident!I am such a good person, hehe~~

After thinking about it, he grabbed the dish containing the bird, and tied the bird tightly with the tendon of the bull that fell when he killed the bull.With a snap of his fingers, he summoned the first servant he had forgotten for a long time—the Honey Bug Emperor.

After getting acquainted with Xiaobai and signing an equal contract with him, the fox took Baihu to the secret place for a private meeting when he had nothing to do. Of course, he was not the one who stepped on the gold, and it was also an important reason for the fox to frequent there.There are few people, another space, and it is difficult to enter. These three advantages make the secret realm very suitable for hoarding some stolen goods, such as the horned dragon tree and the honey worms living on it.

After relocating, the Honey Bug King got rid of the depressing stage of being coerced at the beginning, and his life became more and more moist.Since there is no longer any need to pay the Fox Clan the settlement fee, although there are still some needs to be met by that cunning master, it is much easier than before.Therefore, the prestige of the worm emperor in the group is increasing day by day, and is considered by the worms as a heroic goblin who sacrifices the ego to fulfill the ego, and even the number of female worms who have a crush on him has doubled.The wonderful situation made the Zonghuang's attitude towards the fox a lot more docile, and he gradually regarded him as his real master.

The hearty and fat worm emperor is in a high mood, and his weight has also risen "噗噐", and he looks a whole lot fatter than the first time he met.Twisting his chubby body, the worm emperor looked at the fox suspiciously. Since then, the master has never looked for him since he started traveling. What's the matter this time?

Pretending not to see the little servant's eyes, the fox first squeezed his moderately soft, elastic, and terrific body in his hands, and then said his purpose satisfactorily: "I found you a wife." .”

"Wife? What kind of stuff is that?" The Zonghuang didn't understand.

"It's my wife!" The fox flicked him on the head resentfully, almost knocking him over.Then, she turned her finger and pointed at the tied up bird, "Here, that's him!"

The Zonghuang turned his head and looked directly at Shangdao, who was full of mortal hatred: "This fierce woman is the fiancée you want to introduce to me?"

The fox smiled very kindly: "It's not a fierce woman, it's a male woman, he is a male."

The worm emperor licked his invisible mouth, and begged the fox pitifully: "My respected master, can I not marry him?"

"Don't be afraid, with your master here, I will definitely not let him hurt you." The fox promised, patting his chest.

"No." The Emperor of Worms muttered, "The main reason is that he is too ugly, and..." Startled by the fire-breathing eyes of the little bird, he continued to finish his sentence tremblingly, "and Well, I don't like sparrows either."

Everyone laughed, and Xiaoniao was once again stunned by the gorgeous air.

Sometimes, pure innocence can also be a kind of absolute cruelty.I have to say - Zonghuang, you are so talented!