The Fairy Age of Online Games

Chapter 66 The Three-legged Toad > Normal People

Of course, the fox's unfounded worry is purely a stress response to entering an unfamiliar land.They won't get lost, and they won't be able to meet monkeys, because the third brother who received the fox's contact information—Shen Zhuifeng has already brought his group of friends to greet him outside the village.

"Second brother, you've arrived! Welcome to the main camp of the Yu Clan—Fengming Village!" Shen Zhuifeng gave his second brother a warm bear hug, and he finally didn't have to be exposed to the sun. He was in a good mood as you can imagine .The three men and one woman in the back also nodded and greeted the seven people friendly.

Breaking away his younger brother clamping his arm, the fox first introduced the helper he had recruited to his teammates: "This is my younger brother, one of the four sons of the Yu clan, Mr. Chasing Wind, a professional fighter from the Golden Winged Peng family. The one over there The girl with a very clean temperament is Xiaofeng's girlfriend, and the three next to him are Xiaofeng's classmates, they should be the remaining three of the four young masters, let them introduce themselves later."

Turning his body slightly, Fox introduced the six teammates to his younger brothers: "The one on my left is Baihu Xingjun, the second-rank swordsman of the White Tiger Clan, um, also my lover."

"Ah, so it's brother-in-law, thank you for your hard work!" Zhuifeng rushed over to hug him, and slapped the white tiger hard on the back a few times to express his condolences.

"The one over there is Mo Gong... Yao Qiqi... Feast... A hug of love... Little dragging..." Following the detailed introduction by the fox, everyone accepted Zhuifeng's love without exception. Hugging, the six people couldn't help feeling that this is the real "hug of love"!At the same time, it also planted the seeds of the soul for the terrifying Hugging Legion in the future.

"Uh, my brother is just a little more enthusiastic. In fact, he was not like this before." Noticing everyone's stiff bodies, the fox explained with embarrassment, wondering why the usually normal mistress suddenly became like this?He didn't know that it was Shen Zhuifeng's true expression of class feelings when he saw his comrade who was also raped by his second brother.

"Haha, we will all be reliable brothers from now on. Come on, let me introduce you—" Ignoring the second brother's innuendo, Shen Zhuifeng first introduced his second brother to his friends, "This is my second brother." The second brother who is not as famous as he met, his game name is Squint Fox, the Red Fox Clan, his profession is a warlock, now... um..."

"Now, three tails." The fox agreed tacitly.The end point of the evolution of the fox family is the nine-tailed fox. Every 10 levels of the original form will add a tail. Only after breaking through level 99 can the nine-nine be transformed into one, and the nine-tailed fox will return to one, reborn as a fox fairy.However, this is still a long way off for the fox who is only level 39 and has not yet reached the second rank.

"My second brother's side job is very strong! Everyone can come to him for anything in the future." As long as you can bear the pain and pay enough price, Shen Zhuifeng cleverly omits the last half of the sentence, and he will find death for you. But never dared.

Then he stretched out his long arms and hugged Xiao Jing who had been very quiet beside him: "My wife - black and white, penguin family, because I am used to staying in the polar ice field, and I haven't adapted to the sultry weather here, so I don't like it very much. say."

Xiao Jing nodded obediently: "Hi everyone, feel free to speak up if you have something to do in the future, we are a bastard and just say a word of 'righteousness', we will do something for our brothers!"

Mo Gongwu petrified, obviously he couldn't accept such a beautiful woman with such a clean temperament, "You bastard...how could you be a bastard?"

Shen Zhuifeng patted his head in embarrassment: "Family has a long history, a family has a long history." As he said that, he couldn't help but glanced at the calm Baihu with admiration, and the second brother's vision was indeed good.He didn't know that the white tiger's nerve toughness had been trained by the fox's frequent inhuman behavior.

What kind of family background is this?Ink attacked the black line of five people.

Xiao Jing looked at the crowd suspiciously: "Isn't it good to be a gangster? But my father said that the ancestral craftsmanship should not be forgotten..."

Unable to see his wife frowning, Shen Zhuifeng rushed in to make amends: "Okay, what's wrong. Think about it, people often say: 'No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives; Tough! And although you are now a second-rank job—a gangster, you can help manage all the NPC gangsters in the resident when you become the leader of the gangster at the third rank. The protection fee you receive at that time can also become a gang member. An important source of income, how meaningful it is!"

Whether it's the fox's side or the third son, they collectively raised their middle fingers in their hearts, ah bah, you are not guilty of what you said!However, everyone who was caught by Xiao Jingchun's pure eyes nodded vigorously, supporting Shen Zhuifeng's theory that gangsters are the best.Hey, protecting rare animals is everyone's responsibility!

"Oh, let's go on, the shorter baby face over there is Mr. Yinfeng, a blue bird clan, a professional matchmaker."

Mogong five people are black again, why don't they have a normal job? !

Yinfeng pouted and glared fiercely at Zhuifeng: "I told you not to bring up the issue of height!" Then his face changed, and he looked at the seven foxes with a sunny face, "Do you guys want to find a confidant in the Yuzu?" Lovers who get married together, leave it to me. Hehe, this month's share is not enough~"

The black line sees the black line again, and there is still a share, beat the unscrupulous pyramid schemers!

"That...cough!" Shen Zhuifeng also belatedly realized that his brothers were different from ordinary people, and quickly changed the subject, "The one in black is Mr. Chenfeng, a three-legged crow, a professional archer. It is said that at the beginning Hou Yi shot the sun and wiped out the nine princes of the Golden Crow clan. From then on, the Golden Crow, also known as the Three-legged Crow clan, worked hard to become stronger, intending to return them in the same way, and two-thirds of the fairies died. I changed to archery."

Everyone is relieved, no matter what, it is a normal job, very good!

"Wow - wow - wow -" Chen Feng nodded.

Just relieved half breath was choked back into the lungs by everyone, "What, what's going on???"

"Hehe, the three-legged crow is a silent race. It is stipulated that each person at level zero is not allowed to speak more than 100 words per month, except for the cry of 'Wow'. After that, each level can be increased by 50 words. Chenfeng is now level 51 , calculated to be able to speak 2650 words per month, plus he doesn't like to talk, these words are basically enough. However, to celebrate the success of Xiaobai's job change the day before yesterday, everyone was drunk. As a result, Chen Feng talked drunk all night , just finished talking about this month’s quota, so now I can only use ‘wow’ instead.” The gentle man in white with black hair and cinnabar on his forehead blinked playfully and answered for everyone, “Oh, yes, just now Chen Feng Saying 'Hi everyone'!"

The little demon stared at the stars in admiration: "It's amazing! Can you understand this?!"

The gentle man smiled softly at Chen Feng beside him: "Actually, Chen Feng's meaning is easy to understand..."

ambiguous! ! !The little demon instantly became cute, the legendary gentle attack + cold receiving~~~~~ The little demon tried hard to restrain the distorted expression on his face, and asked ladylikely: "I don't know who you are?"

"I'm Mr. Yunfeng, a member of the red-crowned crane family, and a musician." The gentle man, oh, it's Yunfeng, and his smile like jade and water deepened.

Excellent!Excellent! !Once again, the little demon, who was so stimulated by Yun Feng's sweet smile that his nosebleeds almost overflowed, couldn't help but tremble. This is a superb beauty comparable to the fox's sister-in-law~ Although she doesn't have the dangerous and ecstasy temptation of the sister-in-law, but she has an acceptable quality Sex is the most itchy! ! !

"Well, you became a musician, did you choose this career because you like to sing?" Doing her best to calm down her turbulent mood, Xiao Yao continued to talk in order to obtain more personal information.

Yun Feng smiled and shook his head: "Although the musician is similar to a western bard, I chose it not because I like singing, but because I like telling stories to others, especially telling jokes."

"You like to tell jokes?!" Xiao Yao was surprised, he didn't expect him to have the advantage of being funny, perfect, "Can you just tell one now, we really want to hear it!"

Sure enough, Fox and the others nodded in support, chatting with normal people is a pleasure.It's a pity that none of the happy people noticed the faintly twitching mouth corners of the remaining three young masters.

Yunfeng tilted his head and thought for a while, and happily decided to tell everyone about his best trick: "This is my favorite joke! It is said that the toothpaste sister is in love, and she is dating the soft-bristled toothbrush brother, and then with the electric toothbrush. younger brother.

One day, Sister Toothpaste met a new neighbor on the road, and immediately fell into a nympho: 'Wow, you are so tall!So tough!What toothbrush are you?date me~'

Unexpectedly, the handsome guy refused arrogantly. "

"Guess what that handsome guy said?" Yunfeng seduced everyone with a mysterious face, and then he couldn't wait for everyone to respond before revealing the surprise answer, "The handsome guy said: 'No! Because I am a comb~'

Hahahaha, it's so funny, it turned out to be comb~comb~~hahaha..."

The cold wind blew, and everyone felt cold.Nowadays, it is even harder to find a normal person with two legs than a toad with three legs.World Crash Bird...

Xiao Yao fell to the ground and screamed: "Give me back a normal, top-quality handsome boy!!!"

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