Dantalin's Book of Gossip

Note: The religious viewpoints involved in this article are all fabricated and made up, just for the sake of imagination. Please close the article as if you don’t see it, if you don’t see it.But if you don’t have extreme beliefs, then you are welcome to enjoy this gossip story of the gods~

"W small town, the weather is fine, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

"This is the intersection of world cultures, the pearl where knowledge and art merge.

"However, what is even less known is that this is also the intersection of the domains of the gods and demons, a bridge connecting the world of gods and the world of humans...

"..."

The sun shines through the glass of the small apartment, warmly shining on the whole body of the brown-haired young man, but the young man is unaware of it, holding a heavy book with simple decoration in his right hand, and writing vigorously on the book with his left hand.

His playful smile while writing adds a touch of color to his plain face.

But on the sofa opposite him, the strange guest in the pastor's robe had no interest in chatting, and was restless—especially when his excellent vision allowed him to clearly see the few lines written by the young man .

--Hello! ! ! !Don't casually reveal this shocking secret in an unreliable tone of telling fantasy stories, okay?The good sense of mystery and the good unknown! !

"...Mr. Dent? Mr. Dent?!"

The stimulated guests finally ran out of patience, and couldn't help but stretch out their hands to shake in front of the young man who was indulging in the gossip atmosphere:

"Excuse me, please seriously consider our proposal and accept non-human species registration inspection and supervision!"

Dante, who was interrupted, had no choice but to stop writing, and let out a long sigh:

"Hey...Pastor George, I'm just a weak alien who wants to experience the joys of human life. I've always done my duty, and the only thing that's out of the ordinary is that I occasionally use my distinctive "sharp" eyes to write gossip for the tabloids. Manuscripts, for a living, may not be willing to read. And before you came, we all lived in peace for so long, why can't you carry forward the fine traditions and continue to ignore me..."

Looking at his unreasonable and lazy look, George could hardly keep smiling:

What a joke!It is obviously a dark race from hell, and it can hide for so long without being discovered, no matter how harmless it appears, how can people feel at ease! ?If he hadn't used holy light to search the entire area after joining the job, such a big fish that slipped through the net would probably continue to be at ease, as if nothing had happened in front of his gossip reporter of "Spiritual Magazine"!

George took a deep breath, and said in a blunt tone, "Mr. Reporter, if you continue to refuse to obey the management of our World Supernatural Forces W Town Special Law Enforcement Team, we will take coercive measures and even diplomatic means to ensure the safety of the surrounding residents!"

"...!!!" Dante's eyes widened, and he was obviously taken aback: "Wait a minute! Mr. Team Leader, I have clearly issued to you the safety certificate issued by the Joint Administration of Hell Department of Biology! You have no The right to dispose of me!"

George said coldly: "That safety certificate is only applicable to hell species that travel for a short period of time. Those who live in the human world for a long time like Mr. Dante, of course need to be closely supervised."

Dante covered his face melancholy: "Oh! How can you be so ruthless! I clearly love human beings deeply! But the reality is so cruel that it breaks my heart! Heartbreak!"

However, his exaggerated and artificial aria did not ease the atmosphere at all, but made the veins in the forehead of Pastor George twitch.

"...Please be serious!"

"Oh, alright, alright, don't be so excited." Dante shrank back, and made a gesture of surrender with his hands up helplessly:

"It's actually like this, my little friend is so gay...cough cough cough, no, please calm down, I mean, a friend of mine, a friend... Anyway, he will come from the Demon Realm tomorrow to assist you guys The special law enforcement team works. Yes, he is what you call the special ambassador of the abyss—oh, believe me, of course it is true!—he is carrying a copy from the center of the abyss, that is, the demon gods The signed transfer order is enough to prove the legitimacy of our actions~ How about it? This is enough authority and credibility, right?"

"..."

George was silent for a while, and finally nodded with a complicated expression: "...if you can guarantee that what you said is true."

Dante cheered when he heard the words, put down his pen and notebook, and graciously planned to open the door to see off the guests: "Aha~ Then it's such a happy deal. I will go to the law enforcement office with him to report tomorrow! Goodbye!"

"..."

Looking at the open door, George gritted his teeth and said every word:

"...look forward to seeing you next time."

……

Lian Rong stood behind the door, staring at Pastor George's straight and serious back for a long time before he turned around and left. The gossip reporter named Dante withdrew his exaggerated smile and muttered to himself:

"Hey... I really can't deal with these priests of the light department, what a stubborn little guy..."

"Sure enough, being discovered is all kinds of troubles. It seems that we can only wait for Xiao An'an to get the cooperation treaty signed by His Majesty to save the situation..."

"Then again, why is this child full of prejudice and hostility towards me? Negative emotions don't even need mind reading skills to feel that they are about to overflow..."

"..."

Dante was silent for a while, then suddenly picked up the thick book and patted his forehead, and restored his bright smile:

"Oh, look at me, why did you suddenly become serious again? There is still something good going on, you have to cheer up!"

"With Xiao An'an co-renting together, first of all, the financial pressure will be relieved a lot~"

"There is also a gossip forum to be set up. When it starts to operate, I must complain to Gabriel about their service attitude, haha!"

He patted the wrinkled clothes, and the old mobile phone just happened to hear a message notification tone.

"Oh, "Spiritual Magazine" has another topic to submit, let me take a look... Pfft, hahaha, it's really coming, the evil in the angel's sanctuary-the devil in the Holy Flame Lily Girls' Academy? Hey, hey, Wouldn't it really be considered perverted to explore this kind of subject matter?"

The reporter stood up straight, and the light gradually distorted and lengthened his shadow:

"...After all, I am the legendary demon god..."

Dante, oh no, it should be called Demon God at this time, but he is already there, just like thousands of ordinary passers-by, stretching in the sun and smiling.

"There are careers, feelings, and gossips. What a peaceful and peaceful day!"

The author has something to say:

Open the pit and sprinkle flowers~~~~Welcome to jump into the pit~~ Your love is the motivation for me to fill the pit!

Fighting against the five scum, the gossip maniac, but he will appear on the stage!Pastor George, the head of the Tsundere Special Law Enforcement Team, is here!

Dan Talin: Hehehehe~

George: Damn it!

Self-feeling... Actually not good... Is the grammar below QAQ a bit complicated and procrastinated...?

Also, the number of words does not seem to be too much, I will work harder next time...

And, although it’s not a scam, it’s actually unstable. Looking at the inspiration, it’s better not to have too much expectations for the update speed... Try to do weekly and half-monthly updates...